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Author has written 5 stories for Skyland, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Discworld.
Hey, whoever has actually bothered to read this, I am not telling you my name, age or anything personal because I have a paranoia about internet wierdos O_o. I am a heroes, Batman begins/ The dark knight and sherlock fangirl though :D I write for fun, accept suggestions in reviews but don't listen to flamers cos they have sad, strange lives and have nothing better to do with their time. I'm only currently writing one fanfic, others are in progress but i either couldnt be bothered to finish them or lost the plot. As in literally, i forgot where the plot was going because it got too complicated.
Words of wisdom people:
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do? kill me?
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
FRIEND:Lend you their umbrella
FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIEND:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIEND:Would bail you out of jail.
FRIEND:Have never seen you cry.
FRIEND:Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIEND:Only know a few things about you.
FRIEND:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIEND:Would knock on your front door.
FRIEND:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIEND:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIEND:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIEND:Would ignore this letter
FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive
FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away
FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down
FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me
FRIEND: Asks me for my number
FRIEND: Hides me from the cops
FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose—me or your life?
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..
The reason you don't cross my mind is becauseyou're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is becauseI would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy:Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
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