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Author has written 5 stories for Skyland, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Discworld.

Hey, whoever has actually bothered to read this, I am not telling you my name, age or anything personal because I have a paranoia about internet wierdos O_o. I am a heroes, Batman begins/ The dark knight and sherlock fangirl though :D I write for fun, accept suggestions in reviews but don't listen to flamers cos they have sad, strange lives and have nothing better to do with their time. I'm only currently writing one fanfic, others are in progress but i either couldnt be bothered to finish them or lost the plot. As in literally, i forgot where the plot was going because it got too complicated.

Words of wisdom people:

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do? kill me?

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

FRIEND:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIEND:Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIEND:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIEND:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIEND:Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIEND:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIEND:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIEND:Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIEND:Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIEND:Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIEND:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIEND:Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIEND:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIEND:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIEND:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIEND:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIEND:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIEND:Already knows not to tell.

FRIEND:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIEND:Are for life.

FRIEND:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIEND:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIEND:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIEND:Will repost this crappp!!

FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIEND: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away

FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIEND: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIEND: Asks me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops
BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Fade
BEST FRIEND: Are 4 Ever


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy:No.

Girl: Choose—me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is becauseyou're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is becauseI would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy:Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.


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Children of the Revolution by Istani reviews
Marauders era. Will a friend, someone who really cares, manage to tilt the scales when the time comes for Severus Snape to make a crucial choice? Of love triangles and a Silver Trio. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 327,873 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Severus S., OC
Alien Us by Philippe de la Matraque reviews
For Reed and Hoshi, this is their Roswell, and they are the aliens. Rating for character violence and torture.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 170,276 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/13/2004 - M. Reed, H. Sato
Sing For Me: Predators by 666CrescentMoonDemon666 reviews
'from the 2010 movie' When Solita first imagined Hell, the jungle wasn't what came to mind. But the demons hunting her are very real, and when she is captured by one she must ally herself with the imprisoned hunter to make it out alive. OC/Predator
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,919 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Predator/Yautja - Complete
A Part of Your History You'll Never Remember by Ellenyx reviews
Ellenyx is new to Hogwarts. After being placed in Slytherin she becomes severely bullied and the only person she feels safe around is the one person people fear the most at Hogwarts. Professor Snape. Starts off During the 3rd book. First fanfic. Pls RVU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,132 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - OC, Severus S.
Mildly Illogical by Skathi reviews
There's a new crewmember on the Enterprise with big plans in mind. Chapter 24 is up; Surprise. The epilogue is also up. Please note the rating is now T.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,308 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Data - Complete
Where We Meet by heartbeat311 reviews
Jon recreates Rorschach and sends him back to Earth, where he will meet a girl who seems to hold in her the power to help him bring Adrian to justice and save the world.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 185,415 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Red and Green Should Never Be Seen by prettyinpunk66 reviews
I know it is wrong, very wrong in fact, but I just cannot help it. He is just too...oh idk! Sexy? Greasy? Charming? Sigh, I am soo gonna get shunned from Gryfindor for this, but at least it's my last year right? It's good to go out with a bang! SS/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,950 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Severus S., OC
No Wand, No Magic, No Problem by Fan-of-Insert-Sues reviews
"'Ma'am, where is your wand' The woman gave a cold smile in response and shrugged her shoulders. 'I don't have one.' Silence greeted this statement...'" And with those four words, the lives of the Boy-Who-Lived and a particular Potions Master would be irrevocably changed. Stronger Harry. Guardian Lily. SSxOC- Light Mary Sue warning for the squeamish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,901 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 10/21/2008 - [Severus S., OC] Harry P., Lily Evans P.
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
Out of Place by hiddeninthedarknessofdaylight reviews
The USS Enterprise was only for the best. She'd gotten assigned there, hadn't she? So why did she suddenly feel like she was way out of her league?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,447 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Spock
Colors by alphadine reviews
River experiences a new skill, but she's not the only one affected.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,821 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - River, Jayne
Second Chances by sasha2010 reviews
Heartbroken Severus lived in self imposed emotional isolation for years, so enveloped in misery that he fails to see the opportunity in front of him. If he can open his eyes to a second chance, he will still have to fight against all odds to live again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 286,175 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Lovely Ashes by VictoriaJane reviews
The final Horcrux has eluded the Golden Trio; instead, someone else has been tasked to find it. Now she must travel back in time and trick a teenage Tom Riddle into revealing its whereabouts. — Tom Riddle/OC. Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,215 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
My Name Is Ivy by marauderluverz reviews
Her name is Ivy, she is Lily's younger cousin by six years. After living her whole life in the US, she hears of Voldemort's return, and she wants revenge. And if she just so happens to fall in love with our favorite potions master along the way . . . AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - OC, Severus S.
A Single Burning Flame by teardrop456 reviews
Isabelle knew that she was different. Her blue eyes set her apart from everyone else. What she didn't know was that someone was hunting, searching for a blue eyed child to capture- and to kill. Will Mishel protect her, or will she learn to save herself?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,411 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Human Eyes by BelacquaDelacour reviews
Kirk finds himself at odds with Spock when the two both end up romantically interested in a spunky cadet. But Cadet Crow turns out to be a whole lot of trouble and a whole lot of love. Spock/OC/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,010 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Shadows of the Heart by Driven2Insanity reviews
Shadow has too much power and not enough control. Her past is broken. Can a certain serial killer help heal her wounds -- without killing her in the process? OC/Sylar
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,181 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
It's a Bitter Sweet Symphony by whaschmackity reviews
It's a bitter sweet symphony this life... It's just sex and violence, melody and silence... It seems that way for jaded twins Bee and Arlo Bell, and for Dr. Isla Knight, but joining Star Fleet could change all of that. Spock/OC, McCoy/OC.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 76,004 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Myrlinna by BloodredCrimsonhands reviews
What is Merlin was a woman? Arthur/femMerlin.Some Gwen/Lancelot and Morgana/oc in later chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,261 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Permanent by Driven2Insanity reviews
The story of Aislin Anderson, a seventh year during the year of the Twiwizard Tournament. See the events of the Goblet of Fire unfold through her eyes, and watch the evolution of a relationship with the Potions Master. SS/OC Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Severus S.
Bloodmagic by EnglishFitzPercy reviews
My first Merlin fic, no beta so apologies in advance as I m new to posting on here. A strange looking girl with healing powers is found by Gaius when she s about to be burned! Please R R. No copyright infringment intended, only Sorcha my OC belongs to me.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
Gumdrops Falling From a Cotton Candy Sky by Aina Riddle reviews
What if Charlie had in actuality been a girl? A girl named Chocolat Charlotte Bucket-courtesy of Mrs. Bucket’s craving for chocolate during her pregnancy-who is actually 19 years old when the tickets are sent out. WonkaxOC sort of...Rated T to be safe
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
The Voice In My Head by kuhekabir reviews
Why can Merlin hear Arthur call his name without being any where near him? And why is it that it only happens when Arthur has sex or is aroused?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Blank Memory by Konoha-Crash reviews
Thought to have died in the confrontation with Cortes & Sirus, the Sphere's second robot Anubis is recovered from the wreckage and taken back to Puerto Angel. But can he survive with a blank memory and no understanding of emotions?
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008
A Lost Oslo by Minimewtwo reviews
The sphere belive that their new machine can create rain but what happens when it turns one of their own into a child? How will they turn him back? Main characters: Oslo/Diwan/Cortes/Rebel Pirates/OCs
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
A Slightly Oswan Fanfic2 by Minimewtwo reviews
A follow on to A Slightly Oswan Fanfic 1. Diwan fails to return after a mission that Oslo had sent her on, Oslo grows worried and searces for her, things start to go wrong, an old romance flares. What will happen? Will Oslo return Diwan's affection? Oswan
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2008
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Mime reviews
An account of a friendship between the someday Patrician of Ankh-Morpork and a deaf mute girl who isn't quite what she claims to be. Will Encompass the entire series, eventual romance, follows canon but with extra little bits. Vet/OC
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Vetinari
Killer Company reviews
Mahad & Dahlia's fate is uncertain as the pirates struggle to free them in time.When the company which held Sasha prisoner tracks her family down,Will Maria be able to defeat the leader of a company which even Oslo has no authority over?MaD & other ships
Skyland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,991 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011
Double Agent reviews
LenaxLee, lots of MaD, WayanXO.C, OsloXO.C and DiwanXO.C. basically, everyone except Cortes...cos he's a miserable old git :D but i love him rly. VERY complicated storyline, i suck at summaries. RnR.
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,578 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Hate is a strong word, but i really don't like you reviews
Set during TDK. The joker hatches a plot to kill both Batman and Harvey, however, when he captures the woman they both love, he has a strange revelation. Romances gradual and r in l8r chapters various partnerings throughout. Rating may change.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Joker, Rachel D.
Vengeance reviews
Just a random fic i wrote ages ago. Set after Diwan's fall from the St Nazaire. I might do a follow on about the consequences of what she's done but i myt not bother :D
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
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