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Joined 07-24-08, id: 1645404, Profile Updated: 09-21-13
Author has written 53 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Maniac Mansion, Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, Game X-overs, Zack & Wiki, Tails series, Final Fantasy VII, Robot Chicken, Misc. Games, Disney, My Little Pony, Sam & Max, NiGHTS, SEGA Superstars, Metal Gear, Klonoa, and God of War.

It's been a long, long while since I abandoned this profile.

For those who once knew me, yes I'm still alive. For those who are new...

Some time ago I wrote a book (aka a fanfiction that I printed and draw all the artwork for). That fanfic was titled "Tails."

I won’t reveal its contents to you yet but suffice to know that, at some point, I was the head of the “Sonic the Hedgehog” fanfiction.net community….. kind of.

I bring this up because, while I moved on from it, I thought it would be cathartic to re-discover said embarassing roots and make merciless fun of them. That’s why, coming up this weekend, I’m going to release the first (and for now, the only) video of myself riffing the bowels out of my legendarily bad, over 100k long fanfiction.

If it gets enough following, I might turn this into a full-fledged series.

Be prepared, there’s some serious bull.

Meanwhile, check out what else I've been doing ever since if you will: http://teamyume.tumblr.com/

I'm Madhog thy Master and I used to write fanfictions.

The video is ready: http://teamyume.tumblr.com/post/61875166360/madhog-riffs-his-own-fanfiction-tails-part-1

Blue Hedgehog Psychology by SmallInsect reviews
The Sonic characters undergo a psychological evaluation to determine the threat they may or may not pose to the world. Or at least, that's how it seems, at first...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,428 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sonic
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Tails reviews
Darwin's Natural Selection theory states that a species evolves in order to better survive the habitat in which this very species lives in... Evolution knows no limitations.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,254 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Tails, Cosmo - Complete
Robotto Chikken no Anime!
An episode entirely dedicated to Japanimation! A week in the life of Shinji Ikari, Kino's neverending journey, Death Notes for Dummies, CSI Naruto and many more!
Robot Chicken - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 577 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011
Epic reviews
It's the usual epic story... you epically wake up one morning, brush your epic mane, talk with your epic dragon friend, when suddenly... BAM! Epic Apocalypse! Mondays epically suck.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash
My Little God of War reviews
aka Kratos goes to Ponyville. 'Nuff said.
Crossover - My Little Pony & God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Complete
Megabuttmen reviews
In this episode: Captain Kirk fights bad grammar and Internet clichès, D-X goes war, too many Avatars and Kratos goes to Ponyville... and many more!
Robot Chicken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010
Thriller at the Gas Station reviews
An Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Mickey Mouse never before seen 1930's Sound Cartoon.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
We Never Stopped the Gaming reviews
Basically the popular Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" song, only with videogame titles and such for lyrics... AMV makers wanted. Read inside.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Tails Saga: Deluxe Edition reviews
It's basically a new and improved edition of my original "Tails" saga, with several new lines of dialogue and descriptions... for the ones who enjoyed the first reading and want to relive the experience in this new style. New readers are welcome too.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tails
The Dark Side of the Hog reviews
In this collab. you shall find a fine collection of one-shots about different Sonic characters, made by the staff members of the "Dark Side of the Hog" community. Read the introduction inside. The new Sonic couples collab is on.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,657 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
Peripeteia reviews
An adventure shall begin... And I shall tell you about it, oh loyal spectators.' Sequel of "Pater Familias". Watch out for random spin-offs of this story that will occasionally appear... You have been warned.
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
Voidness of the Gods: The Shinigami Edition reviews
Even Gods make mistakes... when driven by emotions. A tragedy of unrequited love inspired by the famous anime "Death Note". This story is also available in the "Dark Side of the Hog" collab.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Void, Blaze - Complete
Ataraxia reviews
The state of mind by which the individual is incapable of feeling Anxiety and/or Fear. A collaborative fiction written by me and Solis Knight, you don't have to know the games to enjoy this original story. Read inside for further info.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Klonoa - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Prof. Hojo, King of Sorrow
Peripeteia: Uebermensch reviews
Let us witness the humans' role in this clustering narration... Contains deep philosophical whatevers. Read after chapter 10.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - G.U.N. Commander, S. Snake - Complete
WarioWare: Painful Moves reviews
Here's something that someone has probably been waiting for, but still didn't know it... Give it a try and you may lose your sanity. Reckless humor and random videogame references are guaranteed. All your base are belong to us. SHUT UP!
Crossover - Game X-overs & Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
Cocoa reviews
... Where Everything began...
Tails series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Peripeteia: Hourglasses reviews
Whatever happened, or is yet to happen, to Lucario? Second Peripeteia spin-off, read it after chapter 6.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Earthia/Hertia, Lucario - Complete
Peripeteia: Tintinnabulae reviews
How can we have a proper adventure... Without pirates, monkeys and cursed treasures? Totally uncalled for, spin-off episode from my "Peripeteia" fic... Applauses are appreciated. Read it after chapter 2
Zack & Wiki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Zack, Wiki - Complete
Pater Familias reviews
A father without a family to protect... Equals nothing! "Tails" Saga's brand new episode! And this time, it's a huge crossover!
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & SEGA Superstars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,860 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Lucario, Tails - Complete
Shichinin no Kaosu reviews
Once upon a time... Seven warriors decided to do battle against an evil beyond imagination... This is their story. This is their tragedy... Based on Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Sonic
Midna reviews
The tragedy of a coin's two sides, is that that even though they are united... They never truly meet. Never... Or maybe not?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Midna, Link - Complete
Voidness of the Gods reviews
Voidness does not mean Nothingness...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Void, Illumina - Complete
Ed & Jerry reviews
Hamsters and microwaves, don't fit.
Maniac Mansion - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
A Jester's Dream reviews
NiGHTS: professional jester and freelance dream guide. A new "Tails" Saga spin-off episode. Set after the "Void" saga... A conclusion, for now.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & NiGHTS - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Tails, NiGHTS - Complete
Rational Afterthoughts of a Failed Dream reviews
Why I wrote it? An aftermath reasoning about my "VoID into Dreams" story... And also a prelude for the next "Tails" saga spin-off episode starring our favorite androgynous jester: NiGHTS.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & NiGHTS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Void, NiGHTS - Complete
VoID into Dreams reviews
Can a dream be... Void? You should have seen this coming... My 30th submission to this site. Set after the events of "Il-Lumina-ted"... Or maybe, before? Who knows? Who cares?
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & NiGHTS - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Void, NiGHTS - Complete
Raiders of the Lost Chainsaw Gasoline reviews
Trespassers will be horribly mutilated.
Maniac Mansion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Illuminated reviews
There she was... As far as "There" existed. Set after "The Void Within" series... As far as Time has a meaning... Which I highly doubt it... Then again, I can't really know about it, can I?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Void, Lumina F. - Complete
The Void Within: Void of Love reviews
And so... The Void shall be filled. Last episode of "The Void Within" mini-saga. Song: "Burn" by The Cure.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Void, Dark Gaia - Complete
The Void Within: Void of Solitude reviews
What is a void? An empty, hollow space… Something who’s only desire is to be filled… To become a whole… . Sequel of Void and Sorrow. "Tails" Saga spin-off series. Song: "Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Void, Tails - Complete
The Void Within: Void of Sorrow reviews
Certain characters are meant to suffer... Because I want them to. Spin-off / sequel of the "Tails" saga. Inspired by the lyrics of "Bring me to Life" by Evanescence.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Void, Tails - Complete
She Ran reviews
Last night I had a dream... Here's its gruesome result.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Of Heroes and Sidekicks reviews
There is only one thing I didn't like in the otherwise PERFECT, DIVINE, UBERCOOL, Sonic Unleashed videogame... Since I'm an hardcore Tails fan, you can easily guess what that would be...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
Jehu and Jezebel reviews
... Thou shalt smite the house of Ahab thy master... Spin-off from my "Tails" Saga.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang/Nack, Dmitri - Complete
Tails, Knuckles and Sonic reviews
The time has finally come... For the three vessels of Intelligence, Strentgh and Speed, to fight for everything they believe and stand for! Together, they can do it... Hopefully. Last episode of "Tails" Saga!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,002 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
Knuckles reviews
And so... He darted to face the ghost... And he got more than he bargained for. "Tails" Saga: Episode 5.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Knuckles - Complete
Amy, Mephiles and Shadow reviews
We are going to have ourselves, a good old fashioned Love Triangle... "Tails" Saga: epidode 4.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Amy, Shadow - Complete
Blaze and Silver reviews
Love is a burning thing... Vengeance is consuming... Sorrow comes from Love... Hate comes from Sorrow... And for these cursed souls... A burning end shall attend. 3rd episode of the "Tails" Saga, read the other 2 and the spin-off before this one.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,115 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Tails and Sonic reviews
Every legend has a beginning... As unpleasent as it could be. Sequel of my previous story: "Tails". Read that story first or you may be confused.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,502 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
Blaze reviews
Time has no secrets for me. From the coldness of my prison I shall observe everything this world has to offer... Including the tale I'm about to tell. A tale of love. A tale of sorrow. A tale of death. Enjoy!" A spin off from my "Tails" universe.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Goddess: Homini Lvpvs reviews
Does a God have feelings?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Tikal, Chaos - Complete
Libero Arbitrio reviews
Does "Free Will" really exist? Does the individual's choices really matter at all? Does Life have a purpose? In the end... Chaos has always the final word on everything. An alternative ending for my hit story: "Tails". Read that one, first.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Cosmo, Tails - Complete
Just Call My Name reviews
Cause I'll hear you scream... Sonic! Tails! MASTER! MASTER! It could happen...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
sisemeN reviews
His hero. His best friend. His role model. His brother. His father.... His worst enemy. The story begins when the story ends. AU. Sonic vs Tails.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
HEAVEN reviews
It all came down to this. A battle for vengeance, a battle for freedom... The one who's life's only purpose is another one's amusement shall fight for his right to escape Hell and reach... Heaven. Sonic vs Tails.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Rose Amy's Baby reviews
This wasn't supposed to happen. It feels wrong in so many ways.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Amy - Complete
Hell reviews
For the most, Life is hard...But for someone, Life is Hell. TailsxCosmo. 3 points of wiew. 666 words. Happy Hell-o-ween.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Tails, Cosmo - Complete
Rejects reviews
Family is important and Mephiles is such a proud daddy. "We Are the Dark" 3rd episode.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Mephiles, Tails - Complete
Dead I Am reviews
He's killing everybody. Second episode of the "We Are the Dark" series. A Mephiles tribute inspired by the lyrics of Rob Zombie's "Dragula".
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Mephiles - Complete
I Am the Dark reviews
I look around. Everybody's dead. Oh wait, Someone still lives. Not anymore. First episode of my now re-named "We Are the Dark" saga. Enjoy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Super Sonic Says: You Suck! reviews
kinda sequel of Seven Dorks in Head. Super Sonic, along with his messed up siblings, hosts a talk show... Title says all. Warning: Some character demolition. I just couldn't help myself, I was possesed by Fleetway Super Sonic!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sonic, Sonic the Werehog - Complete
Seven Dorks in Head reviews
Let's say... Sonic the Hedgehog has some issues with his multiple personalities that are driving him crazy like a horse, so he needs to see a therapist... And guess who the doctor is?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Black Doom's Family Reunion reviews
I thought it was funny.... I was deadly wrong. Suddenly an army of Planet Terror like mutated zombies starts eating my brain. And the Earth explodes. And please leave a rewiew even if this thing sucks. I'm having an Emo moment.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Black Doom - Complete
Sam & Max meet Sonic the Hedgehog reviews
What could possibily happen when everybody's favourite freelance police officers are forced to deal with Sonic the Hedgehog and his gang? Well, Hell! Why don't you just find out?
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Sonic - Complete
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