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Joined 07-24-08, id: 1645478, Profile Updated: 09-19-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Pen Name used to be Inuyasha-Kagome-fan-2010

Just my fav Reggaeton. The first 9 are my favorites. The rest are just some that I like a lot lol Click the link you kno you want to!! lol

Oh Yes and Im going to make playlists for my storys as well. So I will post those Links on here as well.

About me:

gender- female (woo hoo)

Sexuality- LESBIAN!! Loud and proud baby!!

eye color- greenish blueish gray with a redishy orangy color surronding my pupil

hair color- Black with blonde in the from

favorite book(s)- the whole Twilight saga, The House of Night Series, Some of the Harry Potter Books, uhmmm... Ill put others up later, since i finnally got a library card lol

favorite drink- Beer.

favorite food- PIZZA & MEXICAN FOOD lol

my dream- Finish out college, get my own place, and make lots of money either at being a mechanic or an electrician.

my likes- Motorcycles (I want an all black Ducati), Mustangs, animals (I want either a Siberian Husky or a wolf), reading, watching movies, skateboarding, BMX, people that speak their minds, people that state the obvious(that would be the coolest job ever!!), femslash (READ MY NAME, i also like Needy/Jen, and Carly/Sam or CAM fics -), food, Star Wars =), uhmmm... and others (does sly smile and laughs evilly, muhahahahaha lol jk -)

my dislikes- snobs, prepies, pep rallies, posers, greedy brats, skinny people who think their fat, homophobes (or however you spell it), and celery, carrots, people who think twilight is a stupid teen book(I will cut you), lint, cat hair (it gets everywhere! and yet I like cats!!), Jasper not getting enough lovin (Come on ppl the guy can make you cum just by being in the same room! Alice is a lucky bitch)(mmm Alice lol)…oooh and I love all you writers out there but GOD do I hate when it takes like three months to get a new chapter of my favorite story(I get twitchy and homicidal without my twi-fix!!)And i know its been like 3 weeks since i posted my story and i haven't updated it yet... im such a damn hypocrite but i've just been so busy with school and work. (I'm now a college Freshman and I work at UPS 24/7)

favorite movies- Twilight(Cant wait for Breaking Dawn Part 2), Zombie movies,Dark Knight (the Joker is awsome), All of the Fast and Furious movies (fast Muscle cars, my one true weakness lol their like sex on wheels!! oopsie did ii just type that? lol), anything thats filled with blood and guts (my other one true weakness lol)(go ahead call me weird or a freak I'll just ask you, What was your first clue? lol) Any Movie with Ashley Greene it (She plays Alice in Twilight) drools

team- Alice! But, I'll read and like any fanfiction - even Bella/Rosalie ones. Here are my favorites in order:

- Bella/Alice

- Jennifer/Needy

- Carly/Sam

- Bella/Jasper

- Edward/Jasper

- Bella/Rosalie

- Bella/Emmett

- Bella/Edward

My Views on the Twilight Characters

Edward Cullen

I have mixed feelings on Edward. Sometimes I love him and sometimes I hate him. I love how he loves Bella so deeply and is such a gentleman. But he's so controlling and thinks Bella to be this weak little human (I know, compared to him, she is) but she can take care of herself. Plus, the man stalks her - and watches her sleep. Don't get me wrong, it's romantic in a way, buts it's a little creepy. I mean, I don't know how I'd feel if some dude just hopped through my window every night and watched as I slept, especially if mentioned dude is a vampire that wants to suck me dry me of my blood. A little uncomfortable there . . .

But, I have a huge poster of him on my wall and he is hot, so I'm not a complete hater. But, I am more on the hate side than the like side. (its the eyebrows... they just kinda kill it a lil bit... lol)

Bella Swan

Love her! She's my second favorite character of the whole thing, actually. (and shes freakin hot) She's shy and clumsy which I think is rather endearing and she's also very accepting - to accept a house full of vampires is (I think) an exceptional quality - though I think we'd all accept them (the Cullen's/Hales are freakin awesome)

Jasper Hale

Gotta love Jasper. I love a man with battle scars . . .

(and a man that doesnt even have to touch you and BAM orgasm -) (now if only Alice had the power... mmm oh god... -)
Do you have any idea what i could do with that power at my school?? HOLY SHIT!! I could do Sooooo... many things to my teachers and ppl i hate and or hate me... hehehehe... lol

Alice Cullen

Alice is my favorite character! She's pretty awesome and sexy(licks lips yummy) with the spiky hair and psychic stuff going on. Plus, I like short people - I'm 20 and only 5' 3'' tall, so I can relate lol.

Emmett Cullen

Emmett . . . oh Emmett. The big teddy bear who bravely puts up with Rosalie. I think it's funny how he gets a kick out of Bella's little "Bella moments". I know I do.

Rosalie Hale

Ugh . . . cough-BITCH-cough cough

She is hot though . . .

Carlisle Cullen

You've gotta respect the man. Plus, he's awefully HOT! I usually don't like doctors, but I wouldn't mind getting a house call from him . . .

Esme Cullen

I love how (just like Bella) she accepts people for who and what they are and loves them like a mother would love their kids. Pretty awesome.

Jacob Black

Okay . . . EWWW!! Sorry but I just . . . ewww (shudders)

(I dont like the CHARACTER Jacob but the ACTOR that plays Jacob is HAWT!!)

Other Unimportant Crap:

- I happen to own a shirt that says "Team Newton". See, I think it's funny, but no one else does - especially team Edwarders.

- I'm a lesbian

- I have a really strange obbsesion with anything that has to do with sparkly objects . . . that includes vampires (ooo shiny)

- I love reading slash fics

- I happen to be extreamly wishy-washy (meaning I change my mind a lot)

Mom, I'm feeling so much pain right now
But I've already cried to much
Now the only way to let it out
Is by telling you what has me in its klutch

It rips my heart to say this
Knowing that it could hurt you too
But if this is the only way to speak to you
Then I guess this is something that I have to do

Mom, I know what and who I am
But unfortunately so do you
What hurts the most is not that you know
But the fact that you don't approve

It cuts me deeper everytime when
You voice your opinions of me out loud
I'd go to my room and scream and cry
Cause all I want to do is make you proud

Now, yes, I've made mistakes in my life
But, you know what Mom, so have you
I've learned from mine over time
Maybe you should start learning too

I always see you watching TV shows
With gay people on the main cast
You look at me with such disgust
But at the TV, Mom, you just laugh

Whenever I ask you why that is
You just look at me and stare
You'd tell me its because I'm your daughter
And you'd tell me its because you care

Well, Mom, is that not hypocrisy
To like people that are gays
But you spit in disgust when you learn
That your daughter happens to go both ways

Mom, I don't want to hate you
And I don't want you to hate me
But this void of pain is increasing
And its practically consuming me

All my friends accept me
and I was hoping you would too
You tell me I'd regret telling them
But the only person I regret telling is you

Please explain to me why that is
I thought I could tell you anything
But I can't and that gets me so pissed
And makes my whole damn body sting

Now, Mom, please - you must know
That I still love you with all my heart
Even though its crushed and breaking
Cause our relationship is falling apart

Please, Mom, hold on to me
I'm your daughter through and through
Even though what I am
Makes your whole damn body stew

There's so much more I need to say
But, I don't want to - you know why
Cause unlike some, I am a good person
And I don't want to make your pain too high

There's just one more thing you should know
But this is simply who I am
And I'm begging you to stop critisizing
So that you can learn to understand

By: Addison Rae (I Have Cullenism)

To everyone that needs support or has gone through this as well, feel free to post this on your profile along with the "By: Addison Rae (I Have Cullenism)". Let's do our part to stop homophobia within the family!

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!! =D

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (my spots reserved bitches!! lmao)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A LIL BIT OF AN ACCENT!! GRRRR!! even though most ppl find it sexy hehehe)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (and i do have a drinking problem. but im a FUNCTIONING alcoholic damnit!!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (i hate it when people assume that!!)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (I HATE THIS ONE TO...)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (I hang out with guys cuz its less drama)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (grrrr... must i say it...)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. (WTF is that?? lol)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (im white and i love it!!)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff (i do weed but i dont steal... anymore... lol)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (im not gonna say... im not gonna say it...)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (i really really REALLY hate this one...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (what a load of crap... I work THANK YOU!!)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (actually i have some albino in me which sux... but I LOVE the sun!!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (actually this one is slightly well for me...)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (no i just dont like to fight... but Faith can and will lay ur ass out if it comes down to it)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (
actually most of my friends dont now that i think about it... NO wait thats a lie... lol and i do it too... damn.. another stereotype true.. FML lol) By the way FML stands for Fuck My Life lol)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (my sense of humor is perverted and a lil sick
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
(NO its just doesnt like to stay clean... i shower everyday!! lol)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Nope, i just get defensive when ppl accuse me of shit that i didnt do)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (
all but the first and last one!!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (sighs... load of crap...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (im not... but... i will have teeth like one... hehehe... and eyes lol)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (one question... how does that even make sense? Who the hell comes up with this shit?)

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (oh. my. god. HOW DID YOU KNOW!! LMFAO JK JK)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan (Not Pagan but i worship him anyway... lol jk jk... only half of the time... like when its time for fun shit... grins evilly lol)

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Im not really a loner, i just like ppl to leave me alone when im reading or in a bad mood, not to much to ask right? lol)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (only on purpose, its a choice, cuz i dont wanna grow up... EVER!! lol)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
(I actually just recently found out im catholic... who knew.. i didnt.. lol)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (wait... is it ciggerettes or weed or both? LMFAO well if its both, it prolly doesnt matter does it?)

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (I went out with a cutter once...)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (havent cried since i was 12, and im 20 lol)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.

I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so I MUST be a prep who worships BARBI. (actually i hate the color pink... its my worst enemy lol)
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered (I was only in one fight, against 4 ppl, i won lol, and it wasent even in school so HAHAHA!! lol)

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem (no its just irritating..)
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless

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If you could read that put it in your profile

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” haha that happened once before...

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. tell me about it...

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit about the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, Nanbi shi, Team Alice-Bella,

comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted! So wish on you happy go lucky wishers you :P

92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If your random copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. (many times...)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (in the middle of class to...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile. many people actually...

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!!(wooo!!)

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides. (dont ask)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters.

Voldemort, Voldemort, oo Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Starfire-chan521, kittyore9, Emziiee-xxx, Team Alice-Bella

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. it really does I SWEAR!! its funny as hell sometimes to...

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this into your profile. (woooo!!)

U know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Live Messenger/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

You cry I cry

You laugh I laugh

You jump out the window I look down and laugh some more

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


Put this on your
page if you love

How to do Naruto!

Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner (I have never tried it yet but I want to soo bad)

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out (I don't think so, but i would laugh so hard if someone did...)

Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan (oh yea)

Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try to run up a tree. (sounds like fun)

Trade in your hat for a forhead protector ( I have a forehead protecter!!)

Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharigan (Maybe...jk)

Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline (I would... thats the sad part)

Graduate highshool and proclaim ur self as Anbu (Oh hellz yes!)

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application (I'd be put in the nuthouse!)

spout out a random character quote on command (lolz)

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" (Okay!)

When you run, you run with your arms behind you (I do that all the time with a buds.)

Try to walk on top of a hot spring (It doesn't work yet!)

When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage (Or to be priminister, that would be cool.)

Write your name in blood on a big scroll (Ouch!)

Take a leave of absence for 2 years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter (Oh ya!)

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. (Hehe, Gaara of the funk)

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. (uhm... does mount rushmore count? lmao)

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (my friend named her dog Tobi...)

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (I kept bugs in my pockets when I was little...I was a weird kid)

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (OHHHH YEAH!!)

You always wear green, skintight clothes. (No way!! say no to spandex!!)

When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (Don't say it's stupid, it's a good excuse!)

You dye your hair white and spy on girls. (OH HELL NO to the first part lol jk)

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (NO THANK YOU)

Some awesome quotes from icons -

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE

- So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead(poor Harry...)

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.(i would just laugh...)

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.(hehehe... man-period)

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape(hehehe)

- I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book

- Jesus was a Hufflepuff

- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley. (hahaha)

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

-"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy

-I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office (hahaha)

-I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

-Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda

-I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class (i would laugh so hard...)

-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

-Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter

(somewhere in the distance)

Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob

-Draco: I mock you with my spirit fingers! (don't ask)

-I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!

-I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand

-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

-I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

-I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton (O.O oh good god...)

-Perfect ending to The Harry Potter Series: The Giant Squid consumes Britian

-Sirius Black

escaped askaban...

evaded death eaters...

outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery. (he had a good run)

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? Draco Malfoy

Home is behind,
The world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread.
Through shadow
To the edge of night,
Until the stars are all alight.
Mist and shadow,
Cloud and shade,
Hope shall fail,
All shall fade.

Things To Do In Wal-Mart When Your Bored

1) As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

2) Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

3) Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

4) Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

5) Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6) Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

7) Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

8) Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

9) Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

10) Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

11) Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

12) Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

13) Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

14) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

15) Hold indoor shopping cart races.

16) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

17) Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

18) Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

19) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

20) Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

21) Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

21) Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

22) Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

23) Play with the automatic doors.

24) Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

25) Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

26) "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

27) Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

28) Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

29) Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

30) Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

31) Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

32) Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

33) Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

34) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.

35) Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.

36) Take bets on the battle from above.

37) Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"

38) Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

39) Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

40) Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

41) Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

42) TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.

43) Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

44) Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

45) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.

46) Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

47) When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

48) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

49) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

50) When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

51) When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

52) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

53) While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

LMFAO I swear when I first found this via google... I though I was gonna pee my pants!! FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!Hope you enjoyed browsing through my profile. Feel free to read my stories and PM me if you wanna chat. =D

Quotes that make me laugh. xP

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

When life gives you lemmons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you pulled it off.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

Change is inevitable..except from a vending machine.

You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half PURE EVIL!

Evil always triumphs over good because good is dumb.

'Up is down'? Well that's just madeningly unhelpful.

I'm going to be a bald bride! This is so not ideal..

If i'm not back in five minutes..wait longer!

You tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is 'never try'.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench is wet with paint and he has to touch it himself to make sure.

I have better things to watching paint dry!

God made us best friends because he knew our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters.

Friends will ask you why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better", but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."

A friend know of the guy you like, a best friend knows all twelve of them

A friend will keep track of the guy you like, a best friend will track the guy you love

A friend will be jealous when they see you kissing a guy, a best friend will be overprotecively ready to kill the poor guy for it

A friend will try and find you a date to the dance, a best friend will be your date

A friend will tell you "yes you do look good in that dress!", a best friend will be telling you, in detail, how hideous you appear

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.

Friends will love your mom, best friends will want to marry your mom so they can officially be your father

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!

A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar, a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head

A friend will know your favorite pop song, a best friend will know your secretly into death heavy metal

A friend would call you a retard, but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

A friend will start talking like you, with a best friend it will make no sense when you talk

A friend will take a bullet for you, a best friend will be the one pulling the trigger

A friend will try and calm you down when your pissed, a best friend will be cracking jokes until your over it

You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard.

A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Sometimes I'm clueless and clumsy but I got friends who love me.

I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends!

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families.

I own none of those quotes, but I love them all!

Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner.

Person # 2: Too bad the world is round!

Never knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that.

I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me?

Your wierdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!

Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...

Before you criticize someon walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticze them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!!

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it.

I believe that you should live everyday as if its your last, which is why my room is such a mess. I mean come on who wants to clean their room on their last day?!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks.

Life is like a pack of gum...I've yet to figure out why.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Come to the dark side...we found the Cullens!

I smile because I have no idea what is going on.

I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends

Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought

There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and thereis an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anogram of TEAM...


Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry butt!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday

Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the Latin word "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."

I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. Maybe.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt!"?

The dinasours extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed sicide.

Docters say I have muitiple personality disorder. We disagree.

I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you

You can blame all your problems on my two imagenary friends "Steve" and "Candy". They don't mind.

I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRELL!!

Copy and Pastes :D

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever run into a wall, door, window, or people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob >D

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. (TO LATE!! lol)

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile. (alternative rock counts right? lol)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile

If you've ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room, put this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am perfectly imperfect. :D

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

- I'm gonna do that one of these days...

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) -

House of Night Quotes :D (I own all of the books YAY!! lol)

Zoey: "As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made me wonder if you've lost every bit of your sense."

Zoey: "If I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope."

"Aphrodite makes us understand why women have drowned their babies." - Shaunee Cole

"You better listen to her. I counted two real cuss words and one almost cuss in that little speech. She's serious" - Aphrodite LaFonte

"Oh, yeah, right. I didn't even like Dr. Seuss when I was a kid. No damn way I wrote that poem." - Aphrodite LaFonte

"Hey, cheer up. Zoey's grandma didn't say the Raven Mockers actually ate people. She said they just picked them up with their humongous beaks and threw them against a wall or whatever over and over again until every bone in their body was broken." - Aphrodite LaFonte

"But we're little bits of vanilla and chocolate. We'd tempt even the nicest bloodsucking monster."- Erin Bates

The Immortal Shapshifter

This is the Link that will show you bella as a vampire and what she looks like in her werecat form, yeah its slightly different in the story but this will help you out in picturing it!! Trust me

Chapter 2 -

Bellas hairstyle -

Bellas shorts and tank top - AND

Okay ppl i saw the new Wolverine: X-men Origins movie last night!! YES!! and now i have another idea for a story!! came to me in a heres the concept...

Bella was born in 1833...12 years before 1845 when in the movie Wolverine kills his "father" and finds out viktor (sabertooth) is his half-brother...its gonna follow the whole movie up untill wolverine looses his memory because for this to work the way i want it to Bella can't loose her memory so their tell me what you think...!!

Bella Wolverine

Bella's Motorcycle -

Bella's Motorcycle helmet -

Bella's Leather Motorcycle Jacket -

Okay okay okay... i know I KNOW!! i keep coming up with these story ideas and yet i dont post anything...its not my fault!! i keep typing and it doesnt save!! even when i push the stupied button!! grrrr... its so damn FRUSTRATING!! AND then I dont even wanna type it ALL OVER again until like a month later when I'm not pissed at the stupied software/program... GAR!! i just wanna... BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF MY COMPUTER!! ITS FUCKING RETARDED!! BLAH!! okay im done ranting... for now...

Oh and heres one more -

InFamous Bella

Has anyone played that new game for PS3 InFamous? I have...and i beat it. My idea is that Bella is the daughter of Cole and Trish, but when Bella is 7 years old her parents and uncle Zeke are killed by members of the Reaper Gang in the Neon District of Empire City. She learns to control her electric powers on her own. When shes 18 she escapes the quarentine of the city and runs away to Forks. Not really sure what else to do after that... TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IN A PM!!

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Choices by SelinaShadow reviews
Bella is the total package: brains, style, money, looks and popularity. She's also the Forks high's Bad Girl/Player, that swings both ways. What happens when the Cullen's move to town and Alice is absorbed by the mystery, that is Bella Swan. And will she figure out her secrets? And make her change for the better?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 507,893 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Don't Let Me Stop You by 71star reviews
Alice & Emmett Cullen live w/ their best friend Bella in NYC. Alice is a dancer for NYC Ballet, Bella is a writer for NY Times and Emmett owns his own business. This is a story about our life in NYC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Path to Self Discovery by nickolefox reviews
Bella was born human, but a little extra as well. She needs some help to put together some long lost pieces. Rated M for later chapters. Femslash. First Bellice/Twi-fic so please be nice :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,905 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella, Alice
New Ruler of the Southern Lands by Kage Reject reviews
Betrayal of the heart causes drastic changes within a person and to their life in general, Kagome has been betrayed by two people she cared for and left the group to become someone no one expected. OOC and OC all around. Inuyasha, Sango, and Kikyo bashing. No Pairing (I'm sorry).
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,724 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Kagome H. - Complete
Deadly Affection by Geezorbee reviews
Bella has a little accident in Phoenix, causing her to escape to her fathers little hideout, Forks. There things doesn't exactly go to plan, but is that necessarily a bad thing? AlicexBella. Slightly AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,198 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Alice, Bella
Tears of Many by Falcon-chan reviews
After two years of waiting for Inuyasha to return, Kagome has found that she has nothing left for her at the village of Edo. So, leaving it under the protection of a young miko, Kagome sets out traveling. She doesn't know what shes looking for until... Story being re-written as "Life Continues Forward".
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Fade in the Shadows by La Kill reviews
Do you think it would be cool to wake up one morning, and BAM! You're a ninja? Discovering in a previous life that you were the saviour of humankind? Well yeah I suppose it was pretty cool.But then you would have to ask yourself why you were back. Why would the world need a saviour? My name is Bella Swan, and I'm The Saviour. And I have too many unanswered questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,318 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 12/21/2010 - [Bella, Alice]
New Life by StarReader2009 reviews
Seven years after Edward left, Bella was changed by Selene and experiences her adventures with her and Michael. Thirteen years later after the war ended, Bella searched for the Cullens. When she meets them again what will she do? What will Edward do?
Crossover - Underworld & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella
Neketo Uzumaki by La Kill reviews
Fem-Naruto story! On hold for rewrite! Read Neketo Uzumaki: Hidden Element Kunochi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.]
RocknRolla by BoiMayhem reviews
*REUPLOADED* Bella Swan is a guitarist on a collision course with Death. After being sent to Forks after being expelled, can she find love and the true meaning of being a Rocknrolla. AxB Lemons in later chapters. Cursing in all. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,230 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bella, Alice
Deadly Attraction by leo-lehcarth reviews
Slightly AU. What if Bella never met the Cullens in Forks? Instead, a series of events resulted in Alice and Bella getting to know each other? Femmeslash, Alice/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,287 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Alice, Bella
That Time Again by Queen-Suriya reviews
It's Mating season, KAgome is kidnapped by Kouga, Inuyasha goes full demon, amd it turns out Kagomes accualy a half demon! LEMONS. R&R , first lemon, flames accepted.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Last One by ZupertrixNovels reviews
Sequel to The Last Night. It has its own story line so that's why. Sorry for the confusion. Alice/Bella with slight Jasper/Edward. Femmeslash. Rated M. So what does Bella being a vampire entail? Well read on ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,602 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Alice, Bella
Lost and Unaware by Calla109 reviews
Bella Comes to the small town of Forks in search of quite stability to help with her anxiety disorder. But when she meets a girl from a local family what she gets is just the opposite. Alice/Bella slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Alice
Swap by xXxZellyxXx reviews
It all started with a simple dare or so they thought. What will happen when unknown feelings start to stir up? What will happen after this is all over? After BD, sixty years later Cullen's back at Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Cruelty of Fate by Annekei reviews
Bella never thought that Edward would leave her. She thought their love was eternal, and he would be the one to grant her ultimate wish. However, her world turned upside down when she became the victim of a vengeful scheme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reach For Me by XIIItoMidnight reviews
Seventy five years after Edward left Bella in the forest, the princess of the Volturi rises, a broken and haunted girl after her horrific change, she gets sent on a mission. Now when she has a fate encounter can Alice be the one to pick up the pieces?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,669 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Alice
The Lost Souls by KLSmith reviews
What if there was a creature stronger than Vampires and Werewolves. And what if this creature didn't know. Slightly AU. OCC. Got the idea from Tigersflame.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Bella
Pompoms and Sketchbooks by PullingSunflowers reviews
New student to Forks Private High, Bella knows nothing of the town, people, or love. Until Alice came along. All human. A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,174 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Alice, Bella
Putting Out the Flames by Ice Woman89 reviews
Bella Swan, aka 'Ice' is a firefighter who is very popular with women. What happens when Bella visits the high school and meets someone that makes her not able to put the flames out in her heart? Femslash, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Alice, Bella
Child Immortal by john86710 reviews
The story of the last immortal child. Bella Swan
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Alice
Silent lights by strider17 reviews
I fall lightly, like silence coming by surprise. Holding only a single glance before I run and hide. If you see me, then you'll know my name. But for now I'm just a shadow, running in the rain. Bella/Alice R&R PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,776 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Alice, Bella
Red Moon by Lil-Rahl reviews
Four months after Edward and the Cullens leave. Bella's vampire bite starts acting up in strange ways. Without the help of the Cullens, Bella is left alone to deal with what may happen. Epilouge now added!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,068 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better the Devil you know by Trufreak89 reviews
What if Jennifer hadn't accepted Needy's rejection after she'd told her what she was? What if she didn't give her a choice? *Finished 10/05/11*
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,085 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Jennifer C., Needy L. - Complete
Cut the Ropes by LazyWerewolf reviews
Hundreds of years ago, they were mercilessly hunted down by their mortal enemies. But while the victors celebrated the past, the victims reshaped the future. Isabella Swan unwillingly became part of the new generation of monsters. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,467 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Alice
Jasper's Wishes by Tristan Darkwood reviews
Bella, Alice, and Jasper are hiding from James in Phoenix. What happens when Bella's curiosity gets the best of her? Lemon. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Alice
Unlikely Pair by WritingFanatic08 reviews
Bella Swan, bad girl with a record. Alice Cullen, shy, good girl. What happens when the two meet? All Human. Check this story out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,845 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Alice, Bella
She's the One by KLT19 reviews
Bella and Alice, from the begining, the way it should be! Not great at summaries but give it a go :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alice, Bella
Can You Be a Good Girl Alice by WolfDragonGod reviews
Bella and Alice have some alone time while Charlie is away fishing with Billy, the wolf pack are off doing their thing and Alice's family is off on a hunt for food. So what shall the two of them do to pass time, why they will play card games or more...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
You're Lime Green Jello by watchingmewatchingu reviews
*ABANDONED* Jennifer Check and Anita "Needy" Lesnicky are best friends and nothing can tear them apart. Not boys, nor rock bands - not even all the evil in the world. Jennifer/Needy Jennifer/Colin Jennifer/Chip
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009
The Gift by Spades22 reviews
takes place after breaking dawn. Edward and Bella dont work out but Bella does find her true love with Alice. What Happens when a strange vampire gives them something they thought was impossible to happen. WARNING: Yuri/femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,743 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Alice
Dancing in the Wind and Rain by SerpentSpeaker reviews
After Edward leaves, Alice remains behind after seeing a vision showing an unknown vampire watching Bella. Note: Contains the bashing of Edward and Jacob and portrays Esme and Carlile in a bad light.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Alice, Bella
Warm Me Up by littlemissunpredictable reviews
Alice is a new comer in the fashion world. Bella is one of the masters. What will happen when Bella chooses Alice to do a photoshoot with her with lots of touching and kissing. Rated M. A/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,917 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Blind Seeing by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
The Cullen's have just moved to Forks, there first day of school is boring as many. Until Bella Swan a strange girl who seems to avoid the people at Forks high, she is what as known as a freak. But how could she know of what the Cullen's are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,912 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Sunlight by Patronus480 reviews
Bella moves to the small town of Forks for the sake of her mother's happiness. She soon figures out there is actually something interesting about the one horse town. Alice Cullen. Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,127 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Alice, Bella
When the World is Dark by misscanteloupe reviews
Alice/Bella. You are poisoned by your memories - deprived of the scorching flame that once flickered inside you. What is brought forth instead is nothing short of a spark that reawakens the fire in your veins. You say it's love... but I call it passion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,563 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Alice, Bella
Being in love with Alice can Be Hard by Its.Nice.In.Balice.World reviews
Geeky Bella is in love with Alice her Best friend. Alice is hanging out with rosalie Popular one and is changing .. Bella Changes her style and Alice falls in love with Bella .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Alice
The Slow Bang by the-belles-echo reviews
Bella moves to Forks, but it's not Edward who's been waiting for her. Bella/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,055 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Bella
Red Hands by Rikku's twin reviews
It’s like being a child in a candy shop, but every time you reach for a piece of candy your hand gets slapped away, but it just makes you want the candy all the more. I’m the child and Jennifer is the delicious candy bar every kid wants and begs for. JXN
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009
Blood moon by TheBigBadWriter reviews
What if Alice doesn't leave with the rest of the Cullens when Edward leaves Bella in that forest? Will a new romance arise from the ashes or will Bella find herself six feet under trouble? A.U. Please R&R. Warning: contains nudity, violence, sex and more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,946 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Alice, Bella
Natural Born Enemies by xblackxrosex101 reviews
bella is jacobs sister. she is part of the werewolves. she meets edward.can this prove that natural born enemies can be friends? new title, bella black and edward cullen... i like this one better...summery sucks plz read anyway
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fallen From Grace by deadlyXivy reviews
What if Bella was an immortal but not a vampire and is forced into tons of things because of “duty”? I really suck at summaries. BellaxAlice and earlier BellaxJessica NO FLAMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,355 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Her Heartbeat by i think i like that spot reviews
Her heartbeat is my lullaby.My first fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Alice, Bella
Vanilla and Honey by Von Sexxxual reviews
Bella returns to Forks, seeing a pair of glowing amber eyes the first night, her dreams are consumed by the orbs and the owner. Alice/Bella, vampire/human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Truth Revealed by xXxZellyxXx reviews
Bella has searched for 100 yrs now nd still no clue of where Alice is. Til her bff, Benjamin asks the places shes been, leavin her to think of one place left Forks Washington. Bella is heading there nd starts her human memories to come back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,561 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Alice
Metempsychosis by SatinBtweenLinez reviews
The way she was watching was scaring me. It was like she was losing control right before my eyes. Who knew what venom would do to a person; what it would do to Alice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,962 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Silver Strand by Lady Manami reviews
Realizing that she and Inuyasha will never be and with inner turmoil within the young miko's heart the Shikon no Tama shifts between light and darkness. With Kikyo's plot to seal her soul and with Naraku after the Tama Kagome's life is about to get harder
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,247 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
what the future holds by throught-fire-and-flames reviews
A new girl named Bella moves to the school that the cullens attened and amediatly grabes Alices attention, but there is nothing normal about this girl. she is not human at all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Legend Of The Night Angel by hell's angel heaven's devil reviews
What happens when Edward leaves and Bella becomes a hybrid vamp/were and thats not all she also becomes a Dragon rider and is destined to be the most powerful,she also has a guardian who's a werecat named Nala, R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Eragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,504 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella
Beneath the Rough by INUYASHA IS MY HOME BOIY reviews
Kagome is now a mute villager, after loosing everything she held dear, she is now mute. But, not only is she mute, she has now lost her freedom, too. After her village was pillaged she has been captured by the most feared pirate of all, the Silver Hanyou.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Only One by LoveForeverAlways reviews
Sequel to Bad Romance, picks up where that left off. AxB, M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Alice, Bella
What goes up by shamrock1787 reviews
Bella is a human with a hard life and a special talent. The Cullens move into town and suddenly she's not so out of place anymore. A/B and E/J mostly, just to clarify, they are girl/girl, boy/boy pairings. Give it a shot anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 166,413 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Bella's War by Storms reviews
[Complete]The Sequel to Bella's Crown: A storm is brewing off in the horizon and deep within Bella. She needs her family more than ever if she is to continue to hold on to what is dear to her. A new enemy is hidden in the shadows threatening everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,099 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007
Isabella Ice Angel by Midnight Chaser reviews
Edward left Bella and Victoria changed her.Laurent becomes her big brother.After making her own coven she cames back to Forks after 20 years to meet the Cullens. Will Edward be forgiven and melt Bella's heart of ice or will a new battle tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,248 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming Bella by OperaGurl04 reviews
Bella is starting college at UW just months after the death of a loved one. She's still dealing with the loss & trying to live by her new philosophy of living life to the fullest. B/E, A/J, R/Em, Es/C, Sue/Ch
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
In a heartbeat by Kagosha reviews
During tough times Alice supports Bella. A flurry of emotions leads to forbidden curiosity. R&R please. *Rating may change due to later chapters* STATUS: Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Alice
Wanting What You Can't Have by xPaige Turnerx reviews
Ever want something you couldn't have? Horrid feeling, isn't it. Bella and Alice know the feeling too well in this Vampire/Werewolf love story. Okay, cheesy summery, but the story is much better. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,292 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Alice, Bella
Destiny by PrincessCupcake reviews
Edward left in NM thinking Bella was a fragile human.It turns out she wasn't,she was a mutant.Now theres a war between supernatural creatures against the Reapers.Fate just cant keep them apart but this time its a fight to the death.Full sum iside.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,155 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Bella's Body by addie879 reviews
When Edward leaves Bella is broken. She gets into trouble thus getting turned into a man-eating demon. Alice, worried when she can't see Bella's future anymore makes the Cullens go back to Forks. What they find is shocking.
Crossover - Twilight & Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella
Scars by Kryzdrei Gonzaga reviews
Needy's starting over after her abusive relationship with Chip... Jennifer/Needy femslash...
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Jennifer C., Needy L.
The Whole Picture by MarlboroLite reviews
When Alice saw Bella coming, she had only seen glimpse's of the love both herself and Edward would have for her, even with an extradonairy talent like her own, there is only so much she can see and so far that she could look..M from ch 10
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Alice, Bella
Putting Back The Pieces by SweetestSuicide reviews
After her birthday party, Edward left her, because he wanted to protect her from himself. Little did he know, that Bella had soon forgotten him, and he was replaced by his sister; Alice. Just read lol. Summary sucks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,499 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
When Alice Offers You Lemons by FashionPixie89 reviews
Bella meets Alice Cullen in a very random way. A once sexual relationship turns into love, and Alice is eager to bring Bella home to meet her family. Graphic sexual scenarios and mature language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,491 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Alice
iFucking Hate Puberty by Twisted Vicious reviews
The gang goes to highschool & there's been a lot of changes. Freddie's a football player, Carly's hot property & Sam might be gay. Because highschool just wasn't confusing enough. FEMSLASH
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,718 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Sam P., Carly S.
Fate by cosplayer101 reviews
Could it be true? Can Alice really be pregnant...How will Jasper react? And Bella and Emmett's relation could suffer, because of what Bella thinks. M for language and possibly lemons for the pervs out there. JK love you all! Sorta...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Alice, Bella
Mi Bella Cantante by awriterscorned reviews
Assuming Bella will never love another women, Alice resolves to be whatever Bella needs. When she sees Bella jump from a cliff, she returns to Forks barely in time and discovers that Bella needs more than a sister or friend. Alice/Bella. Femslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,949 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Alice
Jump in the Twilight by True Blue 62 reviews
Jumper/Twilight Crossover Bella is a jumper and when her mother dies, she goes and lives with Charlie. What happens when this junior jumper begins dating a vampire? Read and Review! Does not belong to me. Disclaimer
Crossover - Twilight & Jumper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella - Complete
Dying In The Arms Of An Angel by xPaige Turnerx reviews
Songfic to "My Last Breath" by Evanescence. After stumbling away from a car crash, Bella spends her last moments in the arms of the one she loves. But who is it? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Blood Saga: Red Silver by Isfelvic reviews
Vampires, lions, and tigers...oh my.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,160 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Skins by kolchaksghost reviews
Bella Swan returns to her birthplace of Forks, Washington just as an Ancient Evil makes its presence known. Vamps, Wolves and humans mostly as in the books. AU. Possible non-canon couples. Bella/Alice femslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,108 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
It's All Good by Isfelvic reviews
It's good, it's bad, it's awesome, it's sad. It's all good! But with more twists coming will it stay that way? Don't own Jennifer's Body. Never will...but it'd be so rad if I did! Story idea's have changed, please just read!
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,388 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Rings by Phantasmagor1a reviews
Alice and Bella Cullen. They're both married, but they're not happy. Femmeslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Advantages of Clairvoyance by xspraycheese reviews
Alice has a particularly exciting vision. Oneshot. PWP. FEMSLASH. Alice/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Not Ready to Make Nice by Thick-Shake reviews
Inspired by the song Not Ready to Make Nice and Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight. What if Bella is a vampire when she meet’s The Cullen’s? Add another twist; she knows what happened to Alice. What if she was there? Full summary inside. JxA, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Alice
Gravity by x.Chromophobia.x reviews
“Your delusional.” It wasn't a question. “We all are.” It was the truth. Set after Jennifer's Body. ColinxNeedyxChip; mentions of NeedyxJennifer.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009
Centered on you by xXxZellyxXx reviews
Alice and her family move to Forks, due her getting visions of a certain female Cullen, Bella. She didn't understand why she was getting visions of just this girl and only this girl. Will Alice get Bella or was it all a wasted effort?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Alice, Bella
A New Beginning by xXxZellyxXx reviews
Takes place, where Bella is already in James trap and is already bitten. Now Cullens are left with a dilemma to let her change or not. What will happen? A lot of things can happen in that one moment. Even feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Alice, Bella
When Will It End by dearalice reviews
Bella has just welcomed the Cullens back into her life, or what's left of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,593 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Alice, Bella
Forbidden by RedYellow11 reviews
Alice Cullen. Edward’s sister, a vampire, and the love of my life. Bella/Alice. Bella's POV. Please R&R. Some OOC moments, so consider yourselves warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,443 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Lost And Found by xPaige Turnerx reviews
When the Cullens left Victoria paid a visit to Bella, changing her so she lived with the heartache for eternity. But when Bella isdone the change shefinds herself in the Volturi castle. Will Bella take the pain and turn it into hate and become a Volturi?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,408 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Alice
Bad Romance by LoveForeverAlways reviews
Alice and Bella were more than friends as teenagers. But when Charlie found out, Alice had to leave Forks. What happens when she comes back five years later? Will romance bloom again? AxB, M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,338 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Vampires, Wearwolfs, and Wings by TrapedInsideADream reviews
My name is Isabella Swan, but people call me Bella. I'm not a normal person, by any standards. Well, I'm technically not a person at all, I'm something else. Something way different. This is my story. Rated M because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella - Complete
Black Roses Red by Sapphire Ink reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks Washington in hopes of erasing her dark past but when Alice Cullen walks into her life she learns that running from something doesn’t mean it’s going to disappear. Full Sum. Inside Alice/Bella FemmeSlash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Alice
Love me still by victoriaNn reviews
Bella tells her soul mate what she thought she would never have to say. How will Alice react? What will happen when someone comes along and tries to ruin Bella's life and take what is rightfully hers? Will she go along with it? Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Alice
Nocturnal Emissions by Focus Fire On Skull reviews
What if Jennifer was never the demon? What if it was someone else? Needy/Jennifer very quickly.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009
Bedsheets by sweaterweather reviews
After having a reoccuring wet dream about another Cullen, Bella gets a early morning visit from Alice. Reviews are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Alice
Change of Heart by SweetestSuicide reviews
What would happen if Bella realized her unrequited love for Alice? What would happen if Bella confront Alice about her feelings? Will Alice accept her, or let her down gently?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,080 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Not Quite Aces by fembuck reviews
How the scene with Jennifer telling Needy about what happened to her should have ended. Jennifer/Needy, Needy/Jennifer, femslash
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Jennifer C., Needy L. - Complete
Burned by lizardscloud reviews
This is what I think may happen in burned! If you haven't read Tempted Spoil Alert! And this is my first Fanfic. Rated M for later Chaptures
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009
In The Blood or Heart by WolfDragonGod reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Based on a story i read its called In My Blood by Isfelvic on ff . net. Lemon Alert. Futa warning. ALice/Bella Vamp/Wolf .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Avalon Demon High by Inu-Gurl07 reviews
"You're so lucky, Kagome. you get to start fresh" I,Kagome Higurashi am being forced to move to Tokyo.Where I will be attending Avalon Demon High. So new school, new friends and drama.Its a demon school but its still a high school. So drama is expected.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 287,719 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Cross You Out by spheeris1 reviews
Needy POV :: Little bit of angst, little bit of sex... ::'It must have been that eleven-year old kiss that did it...'
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Dared to believe by Tvat reviews
Bella and Alice fall deeply in love with each other but Alice have a complicated past that not even she knew about. An Alice/Bella love story, rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,018 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Bella
The One That I've Always Loved by FeyLover reviews
After the love of her life, Jacob, Imprints on someone else, Bella goes back to the one person that was always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alice, Bella
Like the Elephant In the Room by VintageManniqueen reviews
It's getting to that time when things can't go totally ignored anymore. Untalked about, yeah. Ignored? Not so much.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/10/2009
Unrequited by Willow Grace reviews
Bella gets tired of her girlfriends cheating ways and decides its time Alice gets what she really wants. A/B A/J A/E A/J/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Just What I Wanted by carrie-whites reviews
Needy's point of view of when she kills Low Shoulder,getting just what she wanted.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
Her Hostage by tragicromance reviews
Set in Eclipse when Alice takes Bella "hostage" while Edward's away. Alice and Bella realise their true feelings for each other.... *Alice/Bella* New Chapters to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Obsessed With My Classmate by Pixielicious19 reviews
When Bella goes to college, she meets a beautiful goth girl named Alice Cullen. Bella's immediately attracted to Alice, and soon develops a crush. But Alice has a past that just wont seem to leave... All human. Rated M for a reason, folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Alice
All There Is by Nicolllette13 reviews
Bella and Alice are now vampires. They're enjoying their new life with the Cullens, but when new dangers appear is an ancient war between vampire and werewolf likely to break out? Sequel to Enchantments!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Worst Lesson, Ever by xjadedjoy reviews
Maybe Satan and God secretly work together, because they sure do have funny ways at proving points.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Change my life by swwblackhawk reviews
Edward left Bella and she begins to realize that the one she was actually missing was a different Cullen, a short dark haired pixie-like Cullen. Song fic inspired by It's my life by Bon Jovi. AxB warning has a lime.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alice, Bella
Needy by Crimson Darkness8 reviews
What makes Needy, Needy? Jennifer/Needy, pre-movie, fluff
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Half Breed by Jetti-Xx reviews
Bella is in the wrong place at the wrong time and before she knows it she's gotten herself in a lot of trouble. She becomes a half breed... half-vamp, half-werewolf. She can't return home and instead she stumbles across A Big White House. Read on 4 more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,337 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How my heart was won by BlueFoXxSilverSox reviews
How I would have written Twilight. The Bella and Alice love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alice, Bella
once and again by chelzgd reviews
set four years after Edward left,Bella has moved on with her life what happens when the Cullen's come crashing back into her life. disclaimer: i do not own any of the characters from twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Alice
Darker Tides by the-belles-echo reviews
If Bella wasn't human, and Alice didn't care. Bella/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Alice, Bella
I'm Your Baby Tonight by fembuck reviews
Needy may be dating Chip, but Jennifer is still the one she experiences everything with for the first time. Jennifer/Needy, Needy/Jennifer, femslash
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jennifer C., Needy L. - Complete
Alone by bitsoflove02 reviews
One shot, Zoey is sleeping when her enemy-turned-friend Aphrodite comes in to tell her about her night... Lemonyy nomnom. Rated M. Please review.
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Zoey R., Aphrodite L. - Complete
Holding Fast by sesshywesshy reviews
AU, InuKag. Kagome is a quiet, reserved high school girl with a dark secret. When popular, brash Inuyasha stumbles upon that secret, a whole can of worms explodes. What will happen to them, and their friends? And will they all be able to hold fast?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,032 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Cullen HouseHold by OhMehGawd ItsChowder reviews
Now, after realizing who she was really in love with, her life will only get more complciated. AlicexBella some BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Alice, Bella
Bunny Ranch by SassyGeminiMom by TwiSlash Unveiled reviews
Workaholic and Vegas strip club owner, Isabella Swan gets hot and bothered after interviewing a new stripper. How can she release the strain on her libido? TwiSlash Unveiled contest entry. AU/AH/OOC/BxA/ Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
In Flight by Everyone-Hides-Who-They-Are reviews
A what could have been fic, if you smudge the lines a little. Takes place during New Moon on the journey to Italy,another vampire has always been there for Bella will she realise it. Alice/Bella. Rated T-M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Miss Brandon by TheChickWhoRunsWithVampires reviews
What Happens when Bella Swan Takes A liking to teacher Miss branson ? But will her bestfriend Jasper aprrove, will her admit he loves her, but will Rosalie stand in the way ? Will Bella stop making mistakes and be with who she really loves ?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
In dreams by The Forgotten Lover reviews
Alice can be mine in dreams, but that’s as far as it will go. Femmeslash, Alice/Bella. Set after New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,689 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
So Close But Too Far by EvilLittleNerd1981 reviews
Bella likes Alice, Alice is straight, Bella is hurt, and Alice ain't helping!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Alice, Bella
Gotta go my own way by Kady Whitlock reviews
Jasper&Bella leave Forks after Edward and Alice cheat on them. They recover and fall in love with each other. It's more fluffy with a few spots of sadness and some humor but. Mainly romance. OCC Jasper and OCC Bella.J X B love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bella's Bed by SleaterKinney reviews
Well just a short story. In Bella's Bed's point of view. Yep, Bella's bed, it knows EVERYTHING that happens in Bella's room. AlicexBella with mentions of EdwardxBella. Please review guys
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Alice, Bella
Anything, Anything For You Bella by SleaterKinney reviews
“Anything, anything for you Bella” Alice replied whole-heartedly taking Bella’s hand in her own not prepared for Bella’s request. Bella sighed again forcing a small smile on her face taking a breath, “Hurt me” she breathed out. Full summary inside.*Lemon*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
I Can Do It Better by FashionPixie89 reviews
Bella is living an imperfect life, Alice moves in next door. Femslash - Don't like it? Don't read it. Written by request for fans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
Moonlight by mysterywriter3012 reviews
alice has a vision that turns up her emotions. will this change be her ultimate happiness? alice/bella femlash. rated m for future chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Blue Moon by BlueHuey reviews
Victoria was watching Bella when Edward left, blah blah blah, eventual Bella/Alice. Probably second chapter, First chapter is setting the scene only
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Alice
sexify my love by skarahFTW reviews
song new kids on the block - sexify my love. some random song i found. got bored decided to write. alice/bella. rawr. bella tells alice how she feels. stuff happens. nd yah. read reveiw nd enjoy.its prolly ghey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Alice, Bella
Alice is prefect to Bella by WolfDragonGod reviews
Just a short one shot of Alice and Bella doing some things. Bella thinks about Alice and how she looks at her. Lemon alert all little kids please back away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Welcome to College by Beryl Butterfly reviews
Bella introduces Alice to the wonderful world that is college. Femmeslash, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Just an Experiment by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
Bella was taken from her parents when she was a child and injected with Werewolf venom by none other than theVolturi.The Cullen's pay a visit and Find Bella.Aro promises not to kill her if she can become tame.Will she?Will it matter? B&E CANNON AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Danielle Fenton But Call Me Bella by DaniellePhantom reviews
We all know Danny Phantom's "cousin" Dani but what if she lived with his family and he told his parents everything what if she changed her name to bella andmoved to forks? Genre as stated but it has romance too, any story with Edward in it has to
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Dani, Bella
alicebella alone by sonya123abc reviews
this is alice an bella alone ooooo. plz leave a review if u liked it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
New Moon: AliceBella by sonya123abc reviews
New moon, Alice/Bella. This is New moon my way. Bella is with Edward but she finds herself in love with his sister, Alice. Review, My first fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Alice, Bella
One More Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,298 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Werewolf Massacre by SleaterKinney reviews
Interesting name. Has jacob gotten jealous enoughto kill his crush? Will Alice have to live without Bella? Read on and find out. Has killings. Alice/Bella. A/B femslash. One-shot Crystal. Thanks to Jocelyn Torrent for correcting me on Massacre.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Hybrid Children by Twilight Children reviews
AU Bella is a witch, vampire, werewolf hybrid, looking for her family. She finds her sister at the Cullens E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
48 Hours by Bonitas reviews
I fell into someone’s outstretched arms, my last thought being; ‘Edward will find me’ as I was loaded into the back of a truck, the rain washing our scent away. Bella is kidnapped, and now the Cullens must find her in 48 hours, or risk losing her forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Angela
Returning to the Lost by dsmldejection reviews
Alice's point of view! A rework on what happened in New Moon. The pack will still be involved, I promise to those of you who are Jake fans, Edward shall reappear as well! Good read, I promise! Hopefully I'll surprise you! M for safety...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
To Be With You by kurokage12 reviews
What if Bella wasn't fully human when she arrived at Forks. What if she had met Alice and they fell in love before she left. Now the only thing keeping them apart is Bella's family. The story of how love concurred all.I don't own Twilight/other songs ect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Alice, Bella
Changed by KristaffJeepers reviews
Alice and bella. One shot? or more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Alice, Bella
Empty Memories by Naitan reviews
All human. Warning- female pairings and themes. Rated M for violence, abuse and possibly sex scenes. Alice/Bella. Bella meets a troubled mute called Alice at a rehabilitation clinic. As their relationship deepens, they learn more of each others' troubles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,001 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alice, Bella
Can't Deny a Vision, Right? by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
COMPLETE - Alice/Bella - Really OOC, AU, Vampire/human. "...Edward will not like that Alice is my world. My life. And if same sex marriage was legal I would have done that too by now.” Rated M. Was a one shot - now a story. More of a summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,582 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
In His Sister's Arms by SleaterKinney reviews
What happens when bella tells edward she is in love with a girl and doesnt love him anymore ALICE/BELLA rated M better safe then sorry RAWR i dont know what to do with this story?help is apreciated
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Undead Life by acidpants reviews
Bella is an immortal, and moves back to Forks. What happens when she meets the vampy Cullens. This is femslash, Alice/Bella. I suck at summaries
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Alice
The Edge by fembuck reviews
One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Nightmare In Dreamland by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
The Sequal to Do Dreams Really Come True! Bella is trying to find a way to beat Angelina without violence, and get Edward back, but when you're living in one person's dream and your own nightmare that's kind of hard to do!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Virginity Pact by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice Touch by Frazetta J reviews
Edward would never go with this, what was I thinking? She was my sister, nothing else. It needs to stay that way, I cannot ruin my new family. I will not, I just need to keep my distance. Well, atleast im safe in my head. B/A Fan Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Alice
My Happily Ever After by littlemissunpredictable reviews
Bella is new in Forks. First day of school, she will meet the Cullens. She will know the real truth about people but she doesn't care. Along the way, she will find herself falling in love to one of them. All Human A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,285 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
You need to shower by The Forgotten Lover reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Alice had to help Bella take showers? Well here is my mind's interpretation. Femmeslash Alice/Bella, set at the beginning of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,689 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Bellice by Lesbian Vampire Killer reviews
Well, Its Bella and Alice. If you dont like it, dont read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Alice, Bella
Not Always Safe by LoveLustButterflies reviews
Bella is alone in the house, waiting for Edward and the family to get back from hunting. When She thinks Edward is back early, she gets a horrifying surprise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Bella
Broken by WannaBeWriter081195 reviews
In the middle of New Moon, Bella decides to end her life. She's almost dead when Victoria finds her. Victoria was going to kill her but decides a better way to get revenge is to turn her. The Cullen's? Rated for language. adopted by wannabewriter081195.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Haven't you learned to share? by Tristan Darkwood reviews
Bella is home in Forks with a newly broken leg. What happens when Alice takes helping her in the shower to helping in more fun ways? LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
Blind only to us by Fallenlildreams reviews
Edward is running yet again but this time not alone..and not for the same reasons as most would think. Leaving Bella alone..Alice is the only friend who seems to truly stay by her side but what will came..Alice/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,761 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Alice, Bella
My Heart Will Go On by BarianQueen reviews
InuxKag Kagome's family gets killed in a car accident while she's away in the Feudal Era, and her little brother survives, but is in critical condition. But when Kagome arrives, she comes home to find her home in pieces. Who did this, and why?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,477 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Cat Eye by DarkDefender89 reviews
So,as it turns out,Bella has a secret too:she's a WERECAT! The PROBLEM: Edward has no clue!What happens when Bella is prowling the same woods Edward hunts her CAT FORM? Two families,so much to lose,so much to be afraid of: will it be Romeo & Juliet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,760 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Beginnings by shallwedance reviews
Bella is a new student at Forks High. She is also a vampire. So without the attraction of her blood the BxE story just won't happen, right? Wrong. Part2 up so read and find out what happens after the first kiss... Now completed so R&R Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That One Person by NewKagome1989 reviews
Fedual Era: The Orb of Destruction is born in one person every 1,000 years. What happens when Inuyasha and the gang find a half demon named Kagome? There more to her than they think. Did Naraku kill her family? What of Kikyo? Inu/Kag Mir/San Sess/Rin
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Play Crack the Sky by Nothingtolose15 reviews
Sequel to I would walk 500 miles. Two years have passed and Bella is now in her third year at college at Sarah Lawrence, while Edward attends New York University. Will their relationship grow as they continue to start their lives in New York? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,008 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Falling for you by becky2qt2bstr8 reviews
Bella loved a girl -Simone- and got her heart broken.She tried to forget.Now Sim comes back and Bella has to deal-with her past&with telling Edward.SLOW START.A/B in the end.Warning: rated M for Bi-theme,swearing and "stuff" in the late chapters-21 ff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,633 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Alice
Unexpected by Firestorm816 reviews
Bella was in a terrible accident 90 years ago. Now she is a vampire. What happens when she reunites with her Best Friend and discovers she's a vampire too? And what happens when she meets her best friend's family? R&R! Bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Alice
The Mile High Club by Jewels64 reviews
Another Utter Darkness Outtake. Edward and Bella enjoy each other at a higher altitude
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
She Was Meant For Me by Mallory Roy-Patlan reviews
Bella notices Alice after she moves to Forks. This fic starts over from the beginning. Instead of meeting Edward, Bella finds her Alice. This is a femmeslash fic pairing Bella with Alice. That is why I marked it M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Alice, Bella
A Love So Secret by SwanQueenLvr13 reviews
I'm not really good at's a Bella/Alice piece set during New Moon. Around the time Bella jumped off the's a what would have happened differently...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
When Destiny Crumbles by DemonSlayerPrincess reviews
Inuyasha screws up and now Kagome is ready to leave for good, will his mistake lead the group farther apart, can anything make things right again, maybe a baby?Contains surprises mostly Inu/Kag, Mir/San and a hint of Inu/Kik.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,151 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008
Is Demonguy 4127 the guy for me? by Drama Kagome reviews
Kagome Higurashi is just an ordinary teenager she loves to play online on her favorite website ShikonTama where she meets Demonguy4127. When they meet in real-life troubles happen. Find out what those troubles are inside. Pairings InuKag MirSan COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Mixtape by journaliar reviews
This mix could burn a hole in anyone. But it was you I was thinking of..." Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
A Redder Shade of Pale by For3ver Immortal reviews
**COMPLETE!** During Edward's time away from the Cullen's, he stumbles upon an orphan and the call of her blood is something he cannot deny. Suffering from centuries of loneliness, he decides to turn her for his own not knowing if she'll reciprocate..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,669 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Changed to the Core by Elizabeth93 reviews
Edward and the Cullens have left. Bella doesn't know what to do. Will something make her shutdown or go on the hunt for a redheaded vampire? How will her decision play out the rest of her existence?...what do you do when you just want to shut down?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Victoria
Stay With Me by jisy93 reviews
What if Alice was the one who saved Bella from the speeding car. What would be different? Everything. Bella/Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Bella
A Whisper in the Night by misscanteloupe reviews
“Are you scared?” She whispered softly. “No,” I uttered, and in an instant, the knot in the towel unraveled, falling to the floor in a messy heap. AU, Alice/Bella. Oneshot, lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Edward And Bella: Change by Screaming Flame reviews
When i say "Change" it's not what you think. You won't know until the 2nd chapter of the story of what i am talking about. When Bella is in a hospital because of a Werewolf attack, Edward stays by her side all night. Then something starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
He Doesn't Care by purplehanyou15 reviews
He was the one who broke it off in order to protect her. But when he sees her with someone else, why is it that his demon blood rises?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Growing Up by Sarga reviews
Naraku defeated, Kagome realizes that half-demon Inuyasha will always remain the boy she met, timelessly unageing. Kagome must choose between letting him go and staying by his side. Can he forgive her if she goes? Can she forgive herself if she stays?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,065 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Nothing is always something by Inuyasha4ev.Tsukiko-san reviews
Kag has a miko mom & a demon dad. Kag runs away from home to find her dad who abandoned them but soon forgets why she left home. She is 'seized' by Sesshomaru & forced to spar in a series of battles. Meanwhile, emotion's run wild and strange things occur.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,832 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
POWER by Inu's Hanyo reviews
Kagome is alone now, Inuyasha has left her. But her troubles are not yet over. the miko has been kidnapped, raped, changed, and set loose as someone colpletely different. Rated for foul language and slight lemon. Dont worryt, its better than it sounds..
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Kagome H.
Summer Skin by journaliar reviews
“Stop it.” Carly yawns and for a second Sam just looks at her, all false innocence and angelic confusion...CarlyxSam CAM one shot that is just ridiculously long.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
A diary to remember from a time to forget by seraphiel13579 reviews
Summary: written in diary form. Bella is abused by René. Rose is her older sister that left to live with Charlie in Forks, WA. Vampires. Bella is a punk that cuts. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Night To Remember by Chandria03 reviews
My first one-shot of Inuyasha and Kagome.Due to the setting it could happen in pretty much any time in either the manga or the anime
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Thick Throaty Molasses by Telpelindewen reviews
Kagome was abused by her boyfriend, so she leaves him to go stay with Sango at her ranch. There Kagome will meet a whole new crew of people and will learn to open her heart again. InKa, RiSe, MiSa, R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,634 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
House of Twilight by mskayla reviews
Bella Swan is 17. She's dating Fork's high football captian. She doesn't quite fit into her life though. She is marked after school and embarks on her new life. She is sent to help Zoey. Cross between House of Night and Twilight. Everything is explained.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,621 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Zoey R. - Complete
Bella the VampWolf by Miss. Emo Veggie Vamp reviews
Bella is 16 years old. She was raised, and lives with Tanya’s Clan, the Denali’s, in Alaska. But, Bella is not an average vampire. Her mother was a Were-Wolf and her father was a Vampire. im not really good at summaries but its better then it may sound.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Alice, Bella
Bellas secret by beautifully twisted reviews
Bella is a witch, but also half vampire. The laws of the supernatural word say witches and vampires cant be together. Who is Bellas father? Will Bella keep her secret of a hafebreed? Will she break thoes rules? Will she run-away from her school? BxE later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
The Reality of a Horrifying Nightmare by SmartChic reviews
Bella was an ordinary girl in High School. She was the favorite of every teacher. She was a Straight A Student. Was… Was… Was… What is she now? A/N Bella is not a vampire.This story is based off a movie. Full summary Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Innocence by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella discovers an unexpected attraction, one that will change her very world and turn her life upside down. Rated M for girl/girl sex. AU, All-Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Addicted by Gabriel99 reviews
The pills were supposed to be for headaches, but when the effects on Kagome take a turn for the worse she faces manipulation from their mortal enemy. Can help come from an unlikely source? M for language and adult situations. SessKag, some onesided NarKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,010 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Blue Hour by Zara Raine reviews
In New Moon when Edward leaves he doesn't return and Bella is turned by Victoria, now 100 yrs later see what Bella is up to. ExB Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Weekend with Alice by take a bite reviews
Bella goes to spend a weekend with "Alice". Post Eclipse, pre Breaking Dawn, no spoilers of any kind. Eventual lemons. Complete! Will start a sequel if wanted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vision Unexpected by RoseShield reviews
Bella moves to Forks, but Edward makes a different choice, he goes to Alaska. Bella falls in love with a different Cullen... AxB Collab.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,622 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Alice
Sweet Christabel her feet doth bare by Ang Griffen reviews
If Edward won't, Alice will. AlicexBella, with AlicexJasper and EdwardxBella. Apologies to Coleridge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Stand in the Rain by MkGrays reviews
A future Edward? A future Bella? 75 years later, new gadgets, new style. After Edward left, Bella was changed without him, or any of the Cullen’s knowing. What happens when they meet back up? All Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,178 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Werewolf and the Lamb by Koinaka reviews
A different spin on New Moon/Eclipse. What if something different happened the day Bella staked out Jacob's house?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Mixed Secrets by Sarjhi reviews
Saraiya, the Queen of Vampires, and her mate, Dane, Alpha of the Werewolf Council Pack, come to Forks to sort out the Treaty problem between the La Push werewolves and the Cullens. But why are they so interested in Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Stay With Me by RitsukaVanilla reviews
As Kagome realizes her feelings for her half-demon companion, she fights herself to tell him how she feels.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Bella Cullen and Edward Swan by So-Eager-4-Eternal-Damnation reviews
What if Bella was the vampire and Edward was the human? FIND OUT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,566 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
An Emblazoning of Darkness by NotSus reviews
Pansy began to walk towards the castle in the pitch black night, a night as black and as wrong as her desires. PansyxHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Hermione G., Pansy P.
A different path by Kai-imagine reviews
What would happen if Bella and Alice were too late to save Edward from the Volturi in Italy? How would Bella's life change? Would Victoria still come back? Will Jacob finally get what he wants? Rated M for violence and possible lemons later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2008
Prosper by DarkShadow At Midnight reviews
Kagome's a half demon whose searching for her own way, but she comes across Inuyasha, and his friends after impressively killing Naraku's puppet.After getting involved, Naraku wanted her dead.SO the battle begins! mummbles whatever XD
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,454 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Just a Dream? by Freya Stone reviews
Seqeul to: For My Dearest Freya and Peter are now in the family. Bella's graduated high school and she's finally with Edward forever! Bella's starts having illusions and horrible nightmares! Another vampire? New Moon Spoilers! Bella? Scitzophrenia?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,788 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
You Met the Night Walkers Meet the Night Warriors by Kage Reject reviews
You have heard from your parents about the night walkers, vampires, that come out at night to drink blood out of their unsuspecting prey, you have heard how they seduce you with their hypnotizing eyes that held false emotions.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
True Betrayal is Being Left Behind To Die by Kage Reject reviews
Inuyasha betrayed Kagome in the worst possible way ever known to Four years later the shard hunters hears about a new evil risen up and detroys villages and kills evereyone in it causing all of this...Chpater 3 Rewritened
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Kagome H.
Love's Sense Of Humor by InuAmber reviews
Kagome is an Half Demon who lives next door to Inuyasha and his brother along with their family one day when Inuyasha spots A girl On the shrine steps his life takes a turn.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,771 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Eternity by FaithAdeline reviews
It's been 15 years since Edward left, leaving Bella alone and vunerable. She got bitten one day coming home and is now a great hunter and runner. She's on the dark side. Read for more, I pretty much blow at summaries :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,184 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Transformation by darkfirex reviews
Kagome is a half demon...but how it happened is another thing, but what happens after she is a half demon. Please R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Mirror by TokyoYu reviews
What would happen if the whole story was reversed? Kagome a selfish half demon and inuyasha a school boy that falls into the well?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Troubles With Mikos by Kagome1987 reviews
What? Kagome is the daughter of the most feared gang leader! And she's in love with their greatest rival? What she's half demon and half miko? Is that even POSSIBLE! R&R please :)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
My Lord And Lady by Sakrua reviews
Kagome’s dad is an abusive Lord of the East who uses the Shikon Jewel to turn Kagome into a half demon so she can wed a rich Demon Lord called Naraku. So she runs away right to the Taishou faimly...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Demon Inside of Me by TZInusShadow reviews
After an incident with a Demon Inuyasha,Kagome has become a half-demon.Full summary inside.InuKag MirSan(some)I've finally continued! Sorry for the long wait!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
OnHold The Soul's Desire by ScythZero reviews
Story on hold for 'Starlight'. - An attack on Kagome happens causing her to get liquid into her, She turns into a half-demon with some very interesting powers, hows this effect Inuyasha? Will she stay this way? InuKag and MirSan. R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004
Slave Girl by TeenSpyGirl reviews
Kagome is a slave, Inuyasha is a rich half demon, lemon? Maybe! AU, Please RR
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,263 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004
To each his own memory by Alonelyhawk reviews
Kagome born a half demon in present day Japan is invited to live with her grandpa, and finds herself in Fudal Japan meeting up another half demon
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
Demon Fun by DeathKat reviews
Kagome a half cat demon who brings fear to mosts hearts. then one day Inuyasha comes and he isnt afraid. Kg/Inu; Ky/Sesshy; M/S
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Angels For The Earth by Alexz Recoro reviews
The future of two orphaned half-breeds is linked to the completion of the Jewel, and the way Inuyasha and Kagome feel about each other. Without these two half breeds learning how to live and love in a demon and human world, the world itself may well be do
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2003
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The Immortal Shapeshifter reviews
Bella is heartbroken and alone in the woods when Laurent finds here. She meets up with Victoria and their new “cat” friend. 350 years later Continued inside....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Alice, Bella
Hurt, but Forever? reviews
Bella and Alice are best friends, they've both grown up in similar circumstances and have grown closer because of it. Once the girls try to commit suicide, they are then adopted by Carlisle and his family. continued inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Alice, Bella