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Author has written 26 stories for Twilight, Naruto, Harry Potter, and Teen Wolf.
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You want my name? Well you cannot have it! Why you ask? Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth but dust on the feet of them that hang! How may I live without my name! I have given you my soul; leave me my name!
Who am I? Well darling, I'll tell you!
The name is Jas. I am an aspiring author... though I rather suck at the moment. I also dream of becoming a photographer, oh I could just die happy if only I could get a camera in my hands. Hm, this doesn't explain who I am exactly. So, let us have a mystical numerology reading!
There are 17 letters in your name.
Your number is:1
The characteristics of #1 are: Initiating action, pioneering, leading, independent, attaining, individual.
The expression or destiny for #1:
Although you fear loneliness, you want to be left alone. You fear routine and being in a rut. You often jump the gun because you are afraid of being left behind.
The negative attributes of the 1 Expression are egotism and a self-centered approach to life. This is an aggressive number and if it is over-emphasized it is very hard to live with. You do not have to be overly aggressive to fulfill your destiny. The 1 has a natural instinct to dominate and to be the boss; adhering to the concept of being number One. Again, you do not have to dominate and destroy in order to lead and manage.
Your Soul Urge number is: 4
A Soul Urge number of 4 means:
The negative side of the 4 is rigid, stubborn and somewhat narrow-minded. There is a tendency to hide feelings, or to really not be aware of real feelings. Avoid being too rigid and stubborn in your thinking, and try to always see the big picture rather than becoming to involved with the detail. Don't be afraid to take a chance once in awhile.
Your Inner Dream number is: 6
An Inner Dream number of 6 means:
"Great art is not that which creates something utterly new, but that which takes something we have seen before and forces us to look at it in a new way. Fanfiction, therefore, is not the lowest form of literature, but, indeed, the highest."
If you write fanfiction, copy and paste that into your profile.
"Judge me - I'll prove you wrong - Tell me what to do - I'll tell you off - Say im not worth it - Watch where I end up - Call me a bitch - I'll show you one - Fuck me over - I'll do it to you twice as bad - Call me crazy - But you really have no idea." - Source Unknown.
"I'll not be ordered to be anymore, Mr. Proctor. I am eighteen now and a woman... however single."- Mary Warren to John Proctor.
"When have I ever complained about you setting fire to my rooms?"
"The rooms! Or, or, the fact that you experiment on my dog?"
"Gladstone is our dog!" - Dr. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes, respectively.
"I say.. I say GOD IS DEAD!" - John Proctor.
"Shut up! All of you. We danced. That is all, and mark this, if anyone breathe a word or the edge of a word about the other things, I will come to you in the black of some terrible night, and bring with me a pointy reckoning that will shudder you! And you know I can do it. I saw Indians smash my dear parents' heads on the pillow next to mine. And I have seen some reddish work done at night. And I can make you wish you had never seen the sun go down!" -Abigail Williams.
"Remember us."As simple an order as a king can give. "Remember why we died." For he did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuents nor poems of war and valor. His wish was simple "Remember us," he said to me. That was his hope, should any free soul come across that place, in all the countless centuries yet to be. May all our voices whisper to you from the ageless stones, "Go tell the Spartans, passerby, that here by Spartan law, we lie." - Dilios, 300.
"Why are you always so suspicious?"
"Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?" - Irene Adler and Sherlock Holmes, respectively.
"John Proctor, I've seen your power. You are combined with ANTI-CHRIST!" - Judge Danforth to John Proctor.
"Tea, Mr. Holmes?"
"Is it poisoned, Nanny?"
"There's enough of that in you already."
- Mrs. Hudson and Sherlock Holmes, respectively.
"Witchin's a hangin' error in Salem, like they done in Boston two year ago!" - Mary Warren.
"Keep talking. Someday, you'll say something intelligent." - Unknown
"New New! Guess what?!"
"What? Tell meeee."
"I have tacos."
"You lucky bitch..."
- Spirit and Me, respectively.
"To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women."
"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid." - Jack Sparrow
"So you're free this evening?"
"... Not available." - Dr. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes, respectively.
"Bed is for sissies, unless you're having sex in which case... yeah, bed is still for sissies." - Gregory House - House
"If it doesn't hurt you're not doing it right... just like sex." - Unknown
(This was made a loooooong time ago, I was extremely hyper back then. I find myself not wanting to edit all the typos so this is how it will stay forever.)
Soul (TWin): Oh Soul, Clyde, Mr. Horrible, Twin I love thee with a fiery bloody passion that no one shall ever match. Every time you and I are together something epically funny happens and we both are in need our oxygen tanks. This man Ladies and Gents is the reason why I ADORE APPLESAUCE AND DUCATI'S as well as ARMANI!!!!! Hehehehehe Good lord, Cly and I are partners in crime hence the names Bonnie and Clyde bahahahahaha! We are true Twins absolutely! It's freaking amazing and sad that we hadn't met sooner. (I personally think Lore was keeping you all to herself! ;) Ha!) I hope we are together always, I LOOOOOOOVEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: Di!!!!!!!!! Big Bro!! Hehehehe Gods I love this dude here. He is soooo funny and sweet, caring, awesome! Everything you can imagine and more! Hehehehehe Dion is like my one and only big bro and I wouldn't change it for the world. He makes me smile like all the time and wish that I actually had a big bro but then again I do...It's him!!! :DDDDDD Sweet baby Jesus I hope we stay friends until like...*Thinking Face* EVER!!!!!! Pahahahaha Hey Di, guess what? I love you times infinity squared!!! (Insider) hehehehe We have had some good times hahaha from reporting the weather to paintball fights XDDDDD Love yah!!!
BCB: BCB!!!!! *Flying tackles* Omgomgomgomg *Hyperventilates* Pahahahahaha Okay, Okay I'm fine. Ahem Soez what to say about this guy right here...hmmm I LOVE HIM!! Well duh of course I do for him to make it onto the list bahahahaha. No seriously you guys, BCB is like pure awesome sauce like I just wonder how I was lucky enough to snag a great friend like him (And Dion). Smh, man BCB and I have had some awesome times too hehehe like Strip clubs, face painting, Shooters, XDDDD oh! oh! and the BEACH!!! XDDDDDD Rawr! We have like too much fun together it's totes like the best time ever. I hope we stay close for like..till the end of time! Ha! *Nods* I think that's a long enough time LOL! XD
Ella (CMS!): Ella, Oh how much I thee, My Cussin' Buddeh!!!! Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I love your Charries, they are so original and awesome in their own right..Jace..'Nuff said on that one. Him and Luckie belong together...Although Josh is catching her attention. Lol, Ella is totes corrupted in a beautiful way of course. Oh my gosh, I wish I was with you always! You shall always be one of my closest sistahs on her!! You are incredibliy adorable in your, wacky unique way. I shall someday steal or convince you to share Leonardo with me XD Tis me life mission!
Tori: The girl is so innocent at times that I feel like such a prev around her. But then she can also make innuendos and not even know it!!! Hahahahaha!! Oh my gosh when a convo turns to a slightly Steameh one I have never seen someone change topics like you XDD But for real though I love you just the way you are! Don't ever change my dear, or else I shall come to your house and beat you senseless..yah hear me!!!!!!!
QuizTaking For Dummies!
IPOD SHUFFLE SURVEY TIME (YES I AM TRULY THIS BORED).
1. If you don't know how this works, Google it.
Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.
1.How does the world see you?
Clint Eastwood (Gorillaz)
2. Will I have a happy life?
Chain Hang Low (Jibbs)
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Gonorrhea (Lil Wayne)
4.Do people secretly lust after me?
You Belong To Me (Trey Songz)
5. How can I make myself happy?
Pay Me (Miguel)
6. What should I do with my life?
I Will Not Bow (Breaking Benjamin)
7. What is some good advice for me?
No More Drama (Mary J. Blige)
8. How will I be remembered?
Can't Take My Eyes Off You (Lauryn Hill)
9. What is my signature dancing song?
Aston Martin Music (Rick Ross)
10. What do I think my current theme song is?
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
One Last Breath (Creed)
12. What song will play at my funeral?
Sunday Mornings (Maroon 5)
13. What type of men/women do you like?
Return The Favor (Keri Hilson)
14. What is my day going to be like?
15. What will tomorrow bring?
I Miss You (Aaliyah)
I, Romi Del Rey ...aka Jaz, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum. &hearts