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Joined 07-24-08, id: 1645948, Profile Updated: 08-03-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

nopeee.

i mostly read. im trying out writing though...

yeahh.

i love fanfics, why i else would i have an account?

well mostly vampire stuff cause its awesome.

and i love twilight.

thats all you need to know.

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Memories by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella is a vampire and the Cullens are gone. She's going to school with two other vampires and suddenly the Cullens start appearing one by one in odd ways. What happened all those years ago? and why are they all so sad? please R&R. thanks all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,770 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
The New Girl In Town by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
The arrival of a new girl causes a stir in Forks, all the guys are attracted to her beauty, and the Cullens are worried about the colour of her eyes. But what happens when Mike Newton goes missing without a trace, the same day she enrols into school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guilty as Charged by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
When Newton steps too far, the Cullen boys seek revenge, and, when everything goes wrong, find themselves where they have never been before: behind bars. Now a two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
When Tanya Strikes by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
What does Edward really do when Tanya comes on to him? One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
What a Way, Says the Dying Man by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
What are they talking about? by Logan Emery reviews
Edward thinks he is alone one day in the Cullen house. He finds Alice and Bella and he decides to hear there conversation, only, there watching something and he thinks it's porn. POOR EDWARD! One time thing, it's a funny story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
SNAPS! MY BOYFRIEND'S A VAMPIRE! by Princess Candy-Lollypop-Star reviews
Bella's blonde; Silly, but lovable. Outgoing and quirky. The new it-girl at Forks. Hmm...how can this possibly effect BellaxEdward? total AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jimmy The Foolish Deer by MissRandumb reviews
Jimmy the deer had a lovely life. All until he had a brief meeting with Edward Cullen the vampire... Bella is also a vampire, and has been for a while. OOC and completely pointless, but you know you want to read it! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Wouldn't Edward Make A Damn Good Dracula? by aspenandeleen150 reviews
Alice has a vision of Tyler revealing the Cullens’ secret and the only way to make sure that doesn’t happen is to keep a close eye on the School’s production of Dracula. But as their secret hangs by a thread, will the Cullens' involvement help or hinder?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Clothes Off! by ohxmyxria reviews
/TwoShot/ Edward just wanted to spend an innocent day with Bella in the meadow. But what happens when Bella falls asleep in her clothes? Poor Edward is left to help her out of her jeans. But a hilarious misunderstanding occurs! Rated for Safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Torturing of Jasper by angelofmusicxo reviews
Jasper goes through more than you'd think! He catches Edward and Bella in an... awkward moment...haha! originally a oneshot but I love Jazzy too much to keep it at that! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
Edward Cullen: A History by Falling.Twilight reviews
My History Professor asked me to write a... brief essay about Edward just to piss me off. What he doesn't know is that it will be ME who pisses HIM off when he realizes I got... carried away as regards the length of the essay 3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
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Secrets reviews
Bella comes to Forks, but she meets another Cullen before Edward. How does this change everything?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
The Cullens Go to WalMart reviews
The Cullens go to WalMart and find Hannah Montana 3D glasses. Emmett runs around with them on, claiming they “heighten his senses”. What does the little girl he squishes do? What are mike, jessica and lauren doing to make Edward go crazy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward