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If you've ever forgotten your twin sister's birthday for a second, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile (not the best idea in the world... ow...)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Twilight...Harry Potter...)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (that hurts too...)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. (i hate that store with a firey passion)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (it's fun... all though now people think i really am insane)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one yo

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile (those commercials are really starting to get old)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Mike Newton, Paris Hilton, Voldemort, Percy(before DH), Shay (Uglies)... just to name a few)

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, LiveForInsanity, IKissedHisStonyLips, UrJustAsSaneAsIAm

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, IKissedHisStonyLips, UrJustAsSaneAsIAm.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when you stand all quiet like for twenty seconds before screaming for no reason besides to just freak out your friends. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (and then take over the world, with chainsaws, of course!)

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile. (well yeah it's awesome! I mean, how many green people are there?)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (first person that enters my mind, Edward Cullen

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47 Days by netracullen reviews
Bella and Edward had never met until they spent 47 days in hell together. They can trust no one, except for each other. Now they're home, and trying to heal as they fight for the normality they always took for granted. Lang/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,408 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
In Pursuit by Sarge's Girls reviews
A normal night out changes everything for two innocent sisters, who stumble upon something that will change their lives forever. Two brave U.S. marshals have to keep them hidden and keep them safe. How far are they willing to go to do what's right? Are the consequences worth it all? AH/Canon Couples/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,728 - Reviews: 5496 - Favs: 3,552 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen's Anatomy by LisaDawn75 reviews
Bella is a down on her luck single mom whose son has a severe medical condition. Edward is a medical student whose ethic project is to help Bella and her son find medical care. Neither are too happy with the arrangement and can they work together? AH, BX
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,265 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behaving Badly by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
Edward is a notorious bad boy and Bella moves to town. However, Bella's a play by the rules girl. When they meet sparks will fly. But Bella's got some problems of her own. Edward wants to help, but will he be able to help or will he hinder?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bella, Edward
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4444 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8355 - Favs: 5,819 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Medical Attachment by VampireAngel94 reviews
Bella’s a surgical intern and just got a job in Phoenix. But when she agreed to the job, she also agreed that she would be assigned and assist one doctor only. What happens when he’s a cold hearted bastard? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,659 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Strawberry Wine by kas90 reviews
When Bella goes back to NC to help her sick uncle, she runs into the boy who she fell in love with when she was 17. But what exactly happened that summer? Will they ever get their HEA? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,023 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8168 - Favs: 8,308 - Follows: 8,473 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7409 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There's A Feeling by orchidork reviews
nine years after his wife's death, Edward Cullen is still a lonely man even with his family around. what happens when he comes across his former best friend, Bella Swan, who he had unknowingly fallen in love with? all human. rated T for safety. E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,054 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Worth Fighting For by VioletWilson reviews
Edward: a workaholic with no time for anything or anyone. Bella: a woman reeling from a bad relationship. When Bella accidentally gets hired by Edward, what happens? Is there feeling behind the fighting? You can't hate someone forever..can you? OOC AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,895 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10032 - Favs: 7,452 - Follows: 6,121 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Everyone has a secret by Beautifullysad13 reviews
Bella is returing to her hometown of Forks after five years of living in Arizona wuith her mother and abusive step-father. Everyone is estatic to see her but will they findout why she have returned. all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008
Proxy by Twinnesse reviews
Edward has transferred his residency to Seattle, and Bella isn't happy about it. Or is she? Two lifelong friends and adversaries examine the "path not taken", while facing an uncertain future. Adult AH Characters. A collaboration by Slutch 32 & TwirlGrrl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 127,211 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5427 - Favs: 5,352 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Tortoise and the Hare by helliex88 reviews
There may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge". Edward and Bella, both with pasts that haunt them, meet at the worst possible setting. Will they ever see the other clearly? AH Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,597 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
College Life by foreversleepless reviews
Bella's off to college where she meets the player, Edward Cullen, and the nice guy, Vince Craig. They both have their eye on her. Is Edward really a player? Is Vince as nice as he acts? & Who keeps calling her? Drama isn't just meant for high school. AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,985 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Outcast by todrownandburn reviews
Orphan at fifteen, with no friends or family, pregnant at sixteen, drunk, pierced, tattooed, smoking, doing drugs, breaking the law and killing people by seventeen. All HUMAN. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,226 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like So Much Trash by gallantcorkscrews reviews
I wish I had a guy friend like Edward," my friends would say. And yeah, they should be jealous of us. Chick friends are amazing- you can talk tampons and side swept bangs with them. But girls don't stick by each other like guys do. Not like Edward does
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 226 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Because I love you by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
Sequel! Edward and Bella are finally together and try to fit in their new lives. What do you live for when you got what you fought for? Lots of old/new faces and new dark secrets that might get Bella in danger.Some jealousy, twists, romance, and drama! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 198,885 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be My Escape by Sexy Vegetarian Vampire reviews
Suppose Renee didn't take Bella with her when she left. Charlie turns abusive and at age 15 Bella tries to commit suicide but is stopped by a strange pale boy. BxE CHAPTER 22 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,416 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Edward, Bella
Pretty In Black by BrokenRosePetals reviews
Appearances are quite deceiving. Chapter 10 out! All human. canon couples, ExB, RxEm, JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,705 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cover Your Flaws by Twilight.Eclipse101 reviews
Bella recently moved to attend Stephenie Meyer University, Edward is a major player. Can she influence him or is it him who influences her? Discover love, friendship and life. ExB. All Human. I know cliche but please give it a go.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,256 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3458 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Free Press by Krita reviews
Never in a million years would I be with someone as arrogant as you, never would I break my own heart that way. Edward Cullen, you don't know what you're up against. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 124,523 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
The New Year's List by E.C. Cullen reviews
BxAxR come up with a list of things to do before 2008 ends. Bella is in for a wild ride with her two best friends and Edward just happens to be there every step of the way. Crude/sexual humor, all human. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stages: Bella's Journal by BellaBeth222 reviews
A companion to my story Stages. Bella had something absolutely horrible happen to her. She can't tell anyone, not even her best friend Alice. To help her cope, she starts a journal. This is her story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Nanny by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella's thirty and struggling to get a job. When she drunkenly stumbles onto Edward Cullen's doorstep, he mistakes her for a full-time nanny and hires her. But there's two problems: Bella falls hard for Edward and she's the nanny of 8 kids who hate her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,352 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
All in the Family by juicyvampire reviews
Carlisle extends a family invitation to a newly turned Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,087 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
No One Saw the Pain by magan bagan reviews
When Bella is seventeen she is kidnapped and brutally attacked for weeks. She escapes and is saved by Edward Cullen. Six years later adjusting to normal life is a challenge. Edward enters her life again, shaking things up. All Human. Rated for brutality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8048 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Capture My Heart by You'reTheMoon reviews
Jasper and Edward are ordered to kidnap Alice and Bella. What happens when the captors and captives fall for eachother? AU all human. Jasper/Alice and Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,735 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5270 - Favs: 4,798 - Follows: 4,124 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Promise by sylamesio123 reviews
Bella is going to Oxford There she meets new friends and some old ghosts come back to haunt her Edward Cullen the school player wants her He wants her bad And will do anything to get her He just never expected to fall in love in the process. ALL HUMAN BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5545 - Favs: 8,070 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by anuddaone reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Rated M, and we're not kidding!AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,699 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Employee Benefits by KayBressi reviews
Bella lives and works with her best friend Alice. What happens when Bella falls for her boss, Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,436 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I couldn't tell you by azacfan09590 reviews
All Human: Bella is a waitress trying to make ends meet. Edward -a medical student- happens upon Bella one night at her Job. Will a relationship blossom or will a secret Bella's been hiding ruin it all? Better summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hardest Choice by sez-princess reviews
Just a short story; Edward is in love with his best friend Bella & Bella wants to loose her virginity to best friend Edward before they graduate. Complete with Epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,372 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Model Behavior by The Green One reviews
Bella is an out-of-work model that has just been booked for a major campaign. The catch? Her photographer is the sexy, hate-filled, critical Edward and he hates her at first glance. Can they ever work together or will this job flop? BxE All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008
Awfully Wedded Husband by ohnanc reviews
AU:an awesomely amazing story about two people falling in love. It is now discontinued. Ah, life. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,633 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Mr and Miss cynical by marisaDKNY reviews
Bella and ALice are roommates in their own flat in newyork city. Alice's brother comes along to stay. Will the two most cynical people able to live with each other or will they fall in love? AU BXE JXA humorous
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Black Bullet by Aces17 reviews
AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scrubs by MyLivingAdonis reviews
Isabella Swan just got a job at Mercy hospital as a doctor. Smart and beautiful, she is ready to take the challenges life throws at her. What happens when she meets the gorgeous Edward Cullen? Both of them weren't looking for love... until now. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Forsaken by ohxmyxria reviews
-AU- Abandoned by her mother, rejected by her father, forsaken by her classmates; Bella Swan has lost her faith in humanity. Can Edward Cullen show her that falling in love is a risk with taking, pain and all? -by Ria & Rio-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,668 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meeting Edward Cullen at the Olympics by lenny85 reviews
Bella Swan gets a job working at the Olympics. She then meets the elusive and sexy Edward Cullen. Will romance bloom? Will Edward win gold? For Michael Phelps lovers! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Moving to the little town of Forks by Babie.13 reviews
Au. Bella is Emo/Skater. She moves to Forks to live with her dad. She meets the Cullens/Hales, and quickly befriends them, and she meets the gorgeous Edward and falls head over heels but tries to hide it. Better than it sounds, LONG STORY ! Bella/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen Shall Fall In Love by FlickeringBeauty reviews
Edward Cullen, playboy extrordinare. And little Miss Bella Swan, new girl, and definitely a smoking hot catch, will show him what love is like. Then, with the help of his sisters and and a ex of his, yank it from him. Except nobody anticpated real love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,487 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
What you Bring out in Me by azacfan09590 reviews
All Human: REVISED! because I'm trying to make this story better, full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,823 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Inevitable by CherryBlossom71 reviews
Edward and Bella hated eachother when they were younger, and Bella was happy when he and his family moved away from Forks. But they are moving back and Edward needs to crash at Bella's. Sparks will fly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
Lessons in Life by muggleinlove reviews
Two years after the envents of Learning to Live. Follows the evolution of Bella and Edward's relationship as they deal with college, work, and life. Usual pairings, and ALL HUMAN. Third part of Camp Wilderness and Learning to Live. Read those first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 80,439 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Phoenix by Silver Phoenix 117 reviews
A nameless eighteen year old girl, her sight taken by fire, is thrust into the vampiric world. Sold as a slave to one of the most powerful vampires in the trade, she must learn to trust the creatures of the night that traditionally recieve the least.
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,355 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/18/2005
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
SelfConclusion by Goo82 reviews
When tragedy strikes, Bella makes a decision that could end her life. Will Edward be able to save her from herself or will they destroy each other in the end? -Complete summary inside. Rated M for lemons and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,731 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whatever It Takes by foreversleepless reviews
Bella's broken with a secret, guarding her heart ever since the accident. She's off to London to look for an escape & meets a green eyed boy named Edward. Can she learn to say goodbye to a loved one? What about her music? Will she find love? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,540 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You're Not The One by foreversleepless reviews
Parallel story to "Whatever It Takes". Only on chapter done - Chapter 15 "Confessions". I'll finish the rest when "Whatever It Takes" is complete. Won't make sense unless you read "Whatever It Takes". Links on my profile. Read & Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2008
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3558 - Favs: 4,651 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Edward Cullen Must Die by IheartTwilight reviews
[AU] When 3 beautiful shevampires move to Forks with the intention of getting revenge on their player ex boyfriend, Edward Cullen, they recruit the geeky new girl Bella Swan. But what happens when Bella starts to fall in love? Uhoh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
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