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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 12242 - Favs: 13,223 - Follows: 10,596 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8192 - Favs: 4,662 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Brave Face by Clichesbullet reviews
Some human weaknesses can never be left behind no matter how strong we've became. Even when gravity is stronger than logic, how can this be still alive? Sam's POV from the moment Leah phased to the day she left his pack.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winnie the Pooh and the Sex Vampires by DoomsdayJesus reviews
A dark night for Winnie the Pooh.
Crossover - Twilight & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward
Athletics Day by dollegirl reviews
Bella's obsession with Edward comes to a head when she is forced to participate in the school's athletics day. Her partner? Rated T for some language, some of that sexual stuff, and some very immature content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sounds of Silence by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It's only when she's left his room, and he's lying awake, aching for something he can't explain, that it occurs to him. She hadn't said his name. CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
To Dream by ExploitingReality reviews
Jasper’s stuck watching over Bella while Edward is away. He discovers there is more to the human girl than he’d anticipated. Jasper x Bella one shot. Rated: M for adult themes and situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Secret Admirer by CallistoLexx reviews
Every year she got a valentine and she's always wondered who sent them. Will it turn out to be the one she least expected? BPOV, AH/AU fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Day Adieu by just drifting reviews
Every day something new is placed in his locker. Caught up in his latest game, he fails to notice the clues she leaves him to show him it's her. And because of it he looses possibly the best thing that's ever happened to him. One-shot. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
The History of Sex with Bella Swan by breakatmo reviews
Bella Swan used to have innocence. She grew up, though, and lost it somewhere along the way. Edward/Bella, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Karma by sugah66 reviews
The universe obviously has it out for him. There can be no other explanation. Dasey. Oneshot. Rated to be safe.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
A Brief History of Tofu by by the factory wall reviews
A lifelong vegan, Edward Cullen finds himself trying to explain his lifestyle to a very interesting girl at his new college. 3-shot. All human, mostly fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Album Leaf by Luna Imper reviews
Who remembers you when you are gone?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Sunrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
He looked pointedly at my wrist, then he locked his eyes with mine again. His expression was carefully blank, but his eyes held an emotion that I couldn’t place. All he said was, 'That’s why you’ll regret it.' ::sequel to Moonrise.::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,197 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Beauty Shining in Company with the Celestial Forms by Minisinoo reviews
When Edward rebelled against Carlisle's way of life in 1927, what changed his mind and sent him back in 1931? With a side-serving of White Sox-Cubs rivalry, Camels, Plato and mobsters. Written for the 2008 LGBT fic fest. Non-explicit gay themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
A Distinct Possibility by InterruptedProgress reviews
“These things take time, Bella,” Alice explained. Her tone seemed… evasive. “I mean, I wasn’t sure things were going to work out this way, but there was a distinct possibility…" When exactly did Alice buy Bella's wedding dress?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Alice - Complete
This is My Beloved Son, in Whom I Am Well Pleased by Minisinoo reviews
Why, after more than two centuries alone, did Carlisle break down and turn a 17-year-old boy? He told Bella it was because Edward's mother had demanded it, but in all his years of life, surely she wasn't the first. Why did this boy get under his skin so?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Hermione drinks something that wasn't intended for her. Draco finds a very pleasant surprise in the Heads' Common Room. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione. Do not read if offended by lemony goodness aka: SEX!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Fat and Sweat and Squishy Noises by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT! A short story about Hermione seeing a crude act in the night. Snape catches her and has to explain sex... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Reunion by Lomesir reviews
AU Bella never went to Jacob with the motorcycles. When Edward succumbs to his grief months later, what does he find? PG13 for graphic descriptions and some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Hey There Bella by Annilaia reviews
Hey There Delilah, as a story. Bella moves to the city to live with her cousin, and Edward can't help but fall head over heels. Once they're together, it's nearly impossible for them to be apart, despite protests from his best friend. [Short Story]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Moonrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
It's been nearly eighteen years since Bella was changed, since Cara was born and given away. And now Edward and Bella's daughter is realizing that she's not going through your average teenager moodswings. It's something else entirely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,819 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 174 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
The Possibility and the Promise by emilie whoa reviews
There was no way I could have know that Edward Cullen would kill me that day. It just happened. Like tripping on a crack in the concrete, or missing the game winning goal in gym. He had no control. He killed me and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Odd by Skittle.Kitty reviews
Bella stared at the stately white envelope that was addressed specifically to her. Who would be writing to her? And with such fancy stationary...[Oneshot.BellaxEdward.Fluff]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Unanswered by Kyra4 reviews
He dove in after her... but why? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Immortal by Ryuko Ishida reviews
She looked down at the menacing waters beneath her, and she felt nothing. Not even fear. She had nothing to lose now... At the brink of death, he pulled her back from hell and gave her a life she would never expect: immortality. EsmeXCarlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Way I See It by Minisinoo reviews
While clearing out Dumbledore's things after his death, the new headmistress stumbles upon a box of old student papers, which contains a surprise. Features Cedric Diggory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Cedric D., Minerva M. - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Reasons Why Harry Potter is EMO by WhyCantIBreathe reviews
8 pages of hilarious nonsense. How did I fit in evil stepsisters, mother goose rhymes, anorexia, and the Milkshake” song? I don’t know, it must be genius. The title speaks for itself. 1shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Embarrassment by Callisto Nicol reviews
Some words like tampon should not be said to some people like James Potter. [LJ ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by Minisinoo reviews
Two years after Cedric's death, when the Ministry of Magic has finally admitted Voldemort is back, a bitter Amos Diggory reflects. And is met with a surprise. Sometimes the people we think we know can surprise us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Cedric D. - Complete
Handkerchief by FairySolo reviews
It all started when the school champion gave the crying Ginny Weasley his handkerchief...Kind of GinnyXCedric
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Ginny W., Cedric D. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Queer by deews reviews
The last person that Cedric expected to confide in was Ginny Weasley. Onesided HC, onesided HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Cedric D., Ginny W. - Complete