The ShadowStrike
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Joined 07-25-08, id: 1646689, Profile Updated: 10-30-10
Author has written 5 stories for Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, and Kingdom Hearts.

Name: Joseph

Age: 17

Hair colour:Brown. Though it's growing Black with age...

Eyes: Deep deep Brown

Star Sign: Gemini

Described as: Imaginative, Helpful, Caring, Smart, Happy. (But I'm more like Insane, Lazy, Cruel, Funny and Happy)

I'm looking for love. Message me if you're in the Eastmidlands, UK.

Pets: Oh dear... where do I start?! I have two dogs. Kipper (8 year old Jack-russle) and Zack (6 year old Labrador)
Seven Cats: Captain Pugwash (Brittish Blue. I called him that as he was born with just one eye and I was 3 at the time) Hoille (I don't know the breed) Mia (Siamese) Sora (half Siamese and Mia's baby) It turns out that those two are not dead but living in the wild... Cloud (XXX fluffly moggie)
I also have a Barn Owl called Tao

R.I.P. Shadow the Labrador. He chose me and will be trailing me in my shadow as he always did.
R.I.P. Felix the Cat (Damn the f--king B-st-rd who ran her over).
R.I.P. Charlie the Horse, she had a good long life of over 38 years.
R.I.P. Gerda the Elkhound, poor girl died of stomach cancer.
R.I.P. Dragon the Cat
R.I.P. Smudge the Cat

Personality: This is what helps me with my writing. I can simply think of the personality I want to be and I am that personaltiy! That helps my writing... I hope it does at least. So I cannot really write about this but normally I am a guy who can get on with anyone so long as the person in question can get on with me. I may seem a little cold when I first meet someone new, but once I get to know you or I wish to know you. I warm up a little. I'm also nice to people who review my stories.

Music Themes

My Normal Theme Song: Untouched by The Veronicas
My Happy Theme Song: Endless Possibility by Bowling for Soup
My Sad Song: All Alone by Kutless
My Fighting Song: What I'm Made of by Crush 40
My Anger Song: Points of Authority by Linkin' Park
My Seductive Song: I'm your Baby Tonight by Whitney Houston
My Love Song: Dreams of an Absolution by Lee Brotherton
My Victory Song: World's Greatest by R. Kelly
My Break-Up Song: Perfect Enemy by t.A.T.u
My Favourite Song: His World by Ali Tabatabaee & Matty Lewis

I am a Clueless Uke! (google search "seme/uke quiz" and click the first result)
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't F--k With Me Seme


Games: Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Pokemon, Sonic, Kingdom Hearts. Anything that grabs my attention

T.V. Shows: South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons... anything funny really


From Zelda: Link (Cute guy ain't he?) Zelda (Wonderful looking woman!) Midna (Best Side-kick in the whole gaming universe!) Sheik (Most fav charater! Whether she is a he or he is a she!)

From SSB: Everyone

Kingdom Hearts: Sora and Riku


From Zelda: LinkXZelda, LinkXMidna, LinkXSheik (Male)

From SSB: LucarioXZelda (my favorite and main ssbb pairing), LinkXPit, MarioXPeach, Any sensible pairings really.

Kingdom Hearts: SoraXRiku (My favourite yaoi pairing)


Triforce in this World: My first fanfiction.

Oneshot Stories

The Promise of Aura: My first oneshot. ZeldaXLucario. Zelda reminds Lucario of an important promise, which leads to love. Contains important ideology of Master Hand's world

To the Moon and Back: Another Super Smash oneshot, SnakeXSamus, Contains ideology about Master Hand's world.

Unleashing Little Demons: Oneshot, my first yaoi and lemon. PitXLink, During a hoilday Link confesses his feelings for Pit... will he return them? (A little bit of LucarioXZelda)

A Shadow talks about its Beast: Short oneshot. Sheik thinks about love and its bad points.

Nas ne Dagonite: Peach and Zelda have been kidnapped! Rather than wait to be rescued, they save themselves, after all "They're not gonna get us".

Talk of Nature, Love, Dispair and Pikmin: First non-romantic oneshot. Featuring Olimar! Olimar deals with the aftermath of Nas ne Dagonite

Thinking of other Worlds?: My least favourite oneshot. Toony and Ness were on a pleasure cruise... until the Lord of the Sea decided to throw a temper trantrum.

Through the Eyes of a Child: Lucas feels he is losing his friends; Ness to Toony, and Red to Ike. But Pikachu tells him that is not the case.

The Mercenary of Hearts: After the events of Through the Eyes of a Child, Ike shows Red just how much loves him and what Red means to him

The Karaoke Night: Songs possess many purposes, especially when it comes to relationships.

What I'm Working on now...

With all my stories, I prefer to have the full story written before I upload them to

This is my Song: An Alternative Universe Fanfic. Set in Master Hand's World. The Smashers have been turned into Trophy Stands, and it is up to the Hero selected by Tabuu. The only way to restore the stands back to the Smashers is via a song that relates to the fighters. In this fanfic there will be the same pairings as in my oneshot stories.

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Fallen Angel by Aria6 reviews
Axel discovers a beautiful little boy on his balcony. The problem? He's on the 15th floor. How did the boy get there? Could he really be an angel? And why is Roxas here? The snake knows... read and review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,074 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Rescue Me by PixieDust291 reviews
He didn't know why, but he couldn't get that merman out of his mind. His song, his face, those eyes…everything haunted him. He knew he could not leave the merman to his fate. And so, he set out to save him. No matter the cost.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
These Things I'll Never Say by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Yuki/Shuichi. There will always be things that they will never tell each other.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by Dylixia reviews
Axel and Roxas would hit each other. They would bruise, they would bleed, they would break. But no matter how injured they became, it would hurt more to leave each other. AkuRoku, one-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
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A Recent Event reviews
Giftfic for the Ike x Red club on DeviantART. Many people would consider the kind they have, as a very serious taboo... very serious. But is falling in love a crime? Crime is the very reason they met. And he's glad of it. Is rated M for a reason...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Ike, Pokémon Trainer - Complete
Sex Therapist reviews
This is a place where one can experience the pleasures of the flesh with one’s beloved. Shall I release you from your worries and pain...? Welcome to Bar Kain.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010
Letters float between them. A R L E N E. Suddenly they fly around her. L A R X E N E. "This is the new you" A story about Larxene's true self. Set in the world of Beauty and the Beast.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Larxene - Complete
Super Smash Oneshots reviews
A Collection of Super Smash Brothers oneshots. All characters will be featured in these oneshots, couples include ZeldaxLucario, SnakexSamus, LinkxPit, SheikxGanondorf, PeachxZelda, IkexRed ect ect. A mixture of M rated oneshots and T rated oneshots.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,098 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Triforce in this World reviews
There are many worlds other than Hyrule. In one of these worlds an evil force is seeking to take all. It’s up to Link, Zelda and a group of 9 inhabitants of this world to save this world, Hyrule and all worlds. WARNING there are some character deaths.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete