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Joined 07-25-08, id: 1646690, Profile Updated: 12-20-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

PLEASE NOTE ON Cullen Christmas Carol! this is not all my work my wonderful drawing friend htttp://www.emmy-phantom.deviantart.com co-wrote this so i don't get all credit. peace and thanks. invention.

http://www.dragonweave.com/silver-gothic-charms.html Here is where you can find Andy's necklace. It is called a Rosy Croix necklace.

http://www.dragonweave.com/gothic-metal-chokers.html Here is where Bella's necklace is. It is the first one on the page.

Hi My name is Victoria. i have the name of a crazy physco vampire intent on torturing Bella to death in Twilight. I resent that. My b-day is September 8th. I'm 15 living in PA. . Life is boring here. go some place cool like NYC or something. I have some strange things about me. i get gatorade hangover. Really. Ask around. I go all loopy and stuff. My friend gets it worse though. she has no idea what she's saying when she gets our strange hangover. She luvs Kiba from Naruto and such. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I have an obsession with celtic symbols. The pic on my profile is a celtic love knot. My friends are important to me. if it weren't for them, I'd be a living dead person. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. A friend i recently made on fanfiction is Ayra8996. She is very supportive, and I'm glad i got to meet her. Now I'm not saying i don't appreciate other reviewers, sonow i want to thanks them all. I'd write your names, but some are reeaally long, so just know that anyone who has ever reviewed my stories are in this big THANK YOU. I luv musicals. A lot. I used to go to private school, but now I go to public. I like it so far. I miss my teachers and friends.So i had a random conversation with my self. i'm gonna share it with you guys!!

Crazy crazy i was crazy once the put me in a padded room. i lived there i was there i died there. the buried me with worms. Worms worms worms make me crazy crazy crazy (Repeat begining.)

So...if i died in a padded room, i must have come back to life! I must be a zombie! So...if i jumped off the Empire state building, i wouldn't die! I would lose a limb...or 2...or have complete disembodiment. Or...i could be a...VAMPIRE!! Xeah so if i jump off the Empire state building, no disembodiment, although i wouldn't be quick. Quick means living so if i'm a vampire i'm not living...so i'd be a slow vampire. So...Xeah.

My friend Quinten apparently was listening to my whole convo, cause he started laughin when i was done.

Some of my Fav things:

My favorite things include Naruto. Naruto is life, the rest is a blurry detail. House is not a tv show. It is a culture. Kung fu isn;t just any sport. It's MY sport. My music is scary. i admit to that. My movie choices are musicals, naruto movies (because Naruto is life), Twilight (Because who doesn't like a religion movie), and whatever i feel like watching spontaneously at the moment.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

Naruto: Fav show ever now. I loves it. Hate Saucegay (as fans dub him cuz he deserves it.) Gaara is my fav, no romantic feelings towards any of the characters though. Alter ego for Naruto world: Roze of the Mist

House: My friend Ayra loves house, and really who doesn;t love a good drama? I liked the older episodes better, but still a fan XD Alter ego: Dunno. Probably a clinic room patient who would come to annoy house EVERY DAY.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

--I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If your so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile.

STUPID THINGS TO DO

1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR

2.TALK BACKWARDS

3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.

4.SAY RANDOM THINGS.

5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY "DUMM DUMM DUMM."

6.GO TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.

7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESE TO A SPANISH PERSON.

8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.

9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.

10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "IM A TREE STUMP!!"

11.GET MONEY OUT OF AN ATM MACHINE AND YELL "I WON THE LOTTERY!!"

12. ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO A PLACE YOURE ALREADY AT.

13. TRY TO ORDER PIZZA FROM MC DONALDS

14. GET HIT BY A PARKED CAR.

15. TRY TO WATCH SATURDAY CARTOONS ON A THURSDAY.

16. TRY TO SELL YOUR MONEY.

17. TRY TO PLAY THE ALPHABET ON THE PIANO

18. GET INTO A FIGHT WITH YOURSELF AND LOSE.

19. TRY TO GO SWIMMING WITHOUT GETTING WET.

20. ASK FOR DIET WATER AT A RESTRAINT

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Triskaidekaphobia. Fear of the number 13 (My fear. it's unlucky.)

Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven. i hate this one. heaven is paridise!!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you HATE Gaara's father, Copy and Paste this on your profile (Again, stolen. but i mean...it's Naruto...i LOVE Naruto. and Gaara's my fave XD)

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile (Stolen from Ayra' profile...my friend...ya know...O.o if you don;t CHECK OUT HER STORIES!!)

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Why can't my Life be Happily Ever After reviews
Read Why is my Life this Hell first. Bella has fled the Cullens, but where has she gone? Will the Volturi be brought down? Will Bella and Edward get their happily ever after? Find out in this somewhat epic sequel! Rated t
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,391 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Why is my Life this Hell? reviews
Bella has been abused by Charlie since she was 4.Her brother and mother are dead.Charlie takes her to the woods to kill her, but Edward saves her. What will happen? rated t-m .*note* she doesn't live in Forks with Charlie he takes her to Forks to kill her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,963 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Cullen Christmas Carol reviews
just a stupid one-shot a friend and i wrote since we were bored in our concert rehersal,its twelve days of Christmas somewhat Cullenified
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
summer equinox reviews
Edward and bella are getting read yfor their wedding when someone comes into their life suddenly. I'm a new author, but i don't mind flames rated t-m because its an improv story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete