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Name: Kristen a.k.a softball-chica

Eye color: blue

Random tidbits about me: I play trumpet in the band, at a school located somewhere in Michigan. WOO! GO MSU! I am taking a class at MSU this year, it's accelerated English for peeps like me. (yeah, I just said peeps. Wanna fight about it? PM me) I love hearing from people on fanfiction, whether it's a PM or a review for one of my stories, it makes me feel loved. I am EXTREMELY klutzy. I'm not just saying that because I want to be like Bella, like I know a lot of you people do. I really am, constantly falling over my golf bag or spilling drinks at the fancy restaurant. I hate Twilight fanfics where everyone is human, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with them, it's just personal preference. Right now I'm gonna give a shout out to my favorite person on the golf team, Knubbs the hobo. (Before you ask, no that is not her name, but I love it. We really just call her Knubbs.) My best friend in the whole wide world is named Fred. (Not her birth name but no one really remembers what her birth name is. She's simply Fred.)

Funny story from marching band: Alright, today was fruit day at band camp, where you dress like your favorite fruit. (Or at least as close as you can get) This guy named Brendan comes in with a full blown banana costume, obviously catching the eye of everyone he passed by. Brendan is a lovable guy, and is liked by mostly everyone. Before we start practice, my friend Casey and I ask him to do his peanut butter jelly dance (I don't really know how do describe how it looks, but it's funny). Mr. Shaw, the band director, asks him to share said dance with the class before we started practice, so Brendan points to my brother, Ryan, and goes, "would you like to do the honors?" Ryan busts out in peanut butter jelly time and Brendan is dancing on the podium. Everyone has their laughs and practice goes on. After practice, we stop at the gas station to get some slushees. (mmmmmmmm. slushees) I stand in the parking lot showing my mom the peanut butter jelly dance and telling her the story, when I see a black truck out of the corner of my eye. I turn to face it, only to see...BRENDAN! "HEY BRENDAN! We were just talking about you," Ryan yells. Brendan points at me, at which point I am still frozen in one of the moves to the dance."I can see that!" he yells back, pulling the banana suit from his truck and holding it up. I randomly bust out laughing, ( I have terrible laugh attacks) and Brendan pays for his gas and leaves, no doubt wondering why 'Sister Gilbert,' as he calls me, couldn't stop laughing at his banana costume. (Please don't call me Sister Gilbert. I hate it and I only let Brendan get away with it, because I'd get in touble if I hit him and I don't want to get him into trouble by ratting on him.)

I enjoy reading fanfics more than writing them. I loooooooooovvvvvvvveeeeeeeee the Twilight books, and that's probably the only thing the fanfics I write will be about. I am on team Edward, but I think that Jasper is my favorite vampire...nah, they're probably neck and neck. But I love all of those crazy Cullens.

If anyone ever wants to give me ideas or anything because I seem to have taken too long to update, feel free to PM me. I enjoy knowing that I am not alone in this world that is fanfiction.

I love those little copy and paste things. They are pointless but still fun to collect.

Sports: softball (duh), I like watching baseball, golf (it's not dorky so don't even say that), volleyball (I suck but still like it)

Books: TWILIGHT, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Harry Potter, The Host

Movies: (soon to be) Twilight movie, Harry Potter movies, Iron Eagle

If you have ever been called 'weird' more then five times a day copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had someone say "you could so be bella" copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that its not even funny anymore copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If you heard that Robert Pattinson was going to play Edward in Twilight, then you watched the fourth Harry Potter movie, The Haunted Airman, or something else solely because he was in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten TERRIBLE writer's block that took you several days to get rid of, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do. (You never know...)

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, softball-chica,

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary. you doze off playing ur virtual ipod in ur head and are snapped out of it when i friend asks u why your wiggling to wat seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's ok. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM. (Just so you know, I screamed really loud and woke up the house)

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Tie between Eclipse and Twilight

How long did it take you to read the books?

Almost exactly 2 days a piece

Who introduced you to the books?

All my friends read it and I got frustrated because of their conversations that I couldn't contribute to.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I borrowed all except Breaking Dawn, which I couldn't wait long enough and just went out and bought it on August 2nd.

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Well, I look forward to whatever's closest that way I can keep the addiction going. So right now it's the movie.

What's your dream ending to the series?

I liked the way it ended.


Who is your favorite character?

Tie between Jazz and Edward.

Who's your favorite vampire?

See above answer. (You just looked again, didn't you?)

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Has to be Seth. He's so happy-go-lucky, where Jacob makes me sad and Leah...well, Leah has emotional issues. I don't know the rest of them well enough to pick one of them.

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?" Edward.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Uh, in Eclipse where they talk about their virtue. That was funny.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

At the wedding in Breaking Dawn, when they dance together.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Uh...I like 'em all.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Probably when Bella saves Edward from the Volturi in New Moon.

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

What the hell kind of question is that? OF COURSE!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?


New Moon or Eclipse?


Eclipse or Twilight?


Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Breaking Dawn's out so I'd have to say Midnight Sun.

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Movie. Stephenie said she's done with EPOV after Midnight Sun and I'm afraid I'll be left wanting more.

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Movie, again, Breaking Dawn came out already.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

DUH! Edward!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?


Bella or Jacob?

I think it's a tie. I'm not a werewolf hater, but I still like Edward better.

Bella or Alice?


Alice or Jacob?

Alice. As much as I do like Jacob, he's not as fun of a character.

Rosalie or Alice?


Jasper or Alice?


Jasper or Edward


Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle, we don't really get to know Esme that well, and Carlisle is amazing.

Emmett or Jasper?


Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett. Again, I love Jacob and all, but I LOVE Emmett's fun personality.

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella. Especially in Breaking Dawn. Rosalie acted like all she cared about was getting Renesmee out of there alive. She never even apologized for voting no for Bella becoming a vampire.

Esme or Charlie?

Esme, though I would love to have such an oblivious dad like Charlie.

Charlie or Carlisle?


Charlie or Billy?


Jacob or Sam?


Sam or Quil?


Quil or Embry?


Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?


Werewolves or Vampires?


Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

My friends were talking about it before I even started reading the books. After I read Twilight, I went and watched all the behind the scenes and trailers that I could find.

Are you excited?

YES! I think they did a good job with the casting, and if you wanna fight me on that, PM me. Beware, though. I am an expert litigator.

What do you think of the casting so far?

See above.

Are you going to go see it?

DUH!! With a huge group of friends who are also Twilighters (or Twi-Hards, whichever you like)

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

Why do I seem to answer the next question every time I go into details?

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

yeah, for the most part, but I understand that they had to consolidate some parts, and I am okay if they make some things different.

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?


Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?


Do you think she and Edward will get married?


Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?


Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Well, I think this was obvious from Eclipse, but she ended up with Edward.

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

Um, it was really shocking and happy, because Alice and Jasper came back! It did have sad parts, but the ending was happy.

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

I thought mostly the Volturi, but in the middle it was the werewolves.

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

I think that would have been real strange, but I guess if Renesmee grows up to have Jacob's kids, they'll be like 2/4 human, 1/4 werewolf, and 1/4 vampire. Now THAT would be weird!

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

uh, he was kinda oblivious, and didn't really put the pieces together to get vampire, necessarily, but he did know that something was up.

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse

Not in the middle but by the end they did.

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

No one died, did they?

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

Stephenie is on crack!

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

well, he was, because he had Renesmee.

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

I wanted Jacob to have his happily ever after without getting in the way of Edward and Bella's. And he did! Yay!

What's your dream ending?

Bella is changed, (I could have survived without Renesmee, but I welcomed her nonetheless), and Rosalie apologizes. She is and will forever be Bella Cullen.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Twilight. She was so clueless. I loved it.

How about Edward's?

Twilight. He was mysterious and I loved it.


Breaking Dawn. You really got to get inside his head and grow to love him.


Twilight, she was the most enthusiastic about Edward/Bella.

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Edward or Jasper, it's really hard to choose. I think Jasper, because we don't really get to hear from him that much.

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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4764 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 4,336 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Jasper And Bella, A twisted Romance by Vampiremizuki reviews
When Edward leaves Bella in the care of his brother for a week, what unexpected surprises will happen? When Jasper finds himself falling in love with Bella, what will happen? Fanfiction for people looking for a long fic to read. JxB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,715 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008
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Emmett's Revenge reviews
Sequel to Bella's Thoughts. How will Emmett exact his revenge on the rest of the Cullens? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008
Bella's Thoughts reviews
We all know that Edward is desperate to know what Bella is thinking, but what happens when he starts hearing snippets in biology? Will he like what he hears?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Edward's Mind Games reviews
This goes along with Bella's Thoughts. It's why Alice was so intent on making Edward suffer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete