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Joined 07-26-08, id: 1647314, Profile Updated: 05-21-09
Author has written 8 stories for 300, Lord of the Rings, and Troy.

What to say, what to say...

I'm 19, big, brunette and bitchy, and have a minimal social life so instead I spend all day cruising FF and other such boredom eliminator sites.

I'm a huge Tolkien nerd (I challenge Stephen Colbert on LOTR knowledge!) and it is my personal mission to prove that not all tenth walkers are gag-worthy (though I admit, most are!).

My favorite author on this site is Gaslight whom I'm also lucky enough to have as a beta! I adore her, and without her help I would be nothing! (Technically, I still am, but you know what I mean).

I hate people who read stories and don't review (even worse when they alert and favorite and don't even bother leaving a 'great story, i loved it!'). I don't need a whole whack of ass-kissing, but some recognition for work well done means more than most people (non-authors) can imagine!

I'm a total fangirl, dream of Vincent Regan every night, worship the ground that Courtney Love walks on, and have a huge lesbian crush on Angelina Jolie (seriously, the only woman in the world I would bat for the other team for!).

Thats all I can think of, so read and review dammit! (I swear, I'll love you til the end of time! :P).

Concrit always welcome!

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Ghosts of Babylon by The Noble Rot reviews
Audrey didn't die in the crash. Bleeding, suffering immense pain but still alive, the young girl is pulled from the wreckage by one just as injured as she is, though he wears his wounds on the inside. Their relationship will threaten to destroy them both.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,021 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
Little Bird by tocilar reviews
The younglings were drinking; insults were thrown and naturally a contest stems from it. Kili's arrow finds it mark but when he goes to retrieve it he stumbles upon the last thing he'd ever expected.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Kíli - Complete
Courtesy of Stephen Foster by Gaslight reviews
Broken Trail. Tom Harte & Sun Fu share a private moment one night at the Moncrieffe Ranch.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Conversations in the Night by Rosea reviews
George Wickham fulfils his promise as he escorts the injured Mr. Bennet home, and in the dark George finds a desperately needed friend. Part 2 of Actions and Consequences trilogy.
Lost In Austen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
An Honourable Man by Rosea reviews
George Wickham has an undeserved reputation as a cad and Amanda is the only one who is willing to see beyond his defensive facard. George's POV as he reflects on his past. One shot remix of my favourite character. A little angst.
Lost In Austen - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009
Black As He Is Painted by lycanus1 reviews
Cassander grinned spitefully then leaned closer to taunt me. " By the time the Black One's finished with you, girl, you will have regretted denying me your body. Remember that ... " *Cleitus/ofc*
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Better Days To Come by Gaslight reviews
Two people at the mercy & command of others. The only thing to be done is make the best of it. Sequel to The Gift. Eudorus & OFC.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Eudorus - Complete
Gallant Show And Promise by Gaslight reviews
A prequel of sorts to "Passages." Myrhil's 13, her brother's 17, and Boromir sees the siblings' strengths and weaknesses. Merry Christmas, Johanna!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Boromir - Complete
From Ashes Reborn by Gaslight reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Troy's been sacked. Andromache & Paris have fled, but what does Fate have in store for them, and what do they discover about themselves along the way? Andromache x Eudorus primarily, Paris x Helen.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,156 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Andromache, Eudorus - Complete
Of Knights and Mice by homeric reviews
The path of true love never runs smooth, especially when Vanora gives advice. Gawain/OC
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Gawain - Complete
The Heart Has Reasons by AMarguerite reviews
Slash. Joly tries to understand the workings of the heart, with a little help from Jehan. For mmejavert on lj.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bahorel - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe Redux by homeric reviews
A different take on the fairytale...
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Gift by Gaslight reviews
Eudorus discovers he has a chance at redemption for a past crime. Eudorus & OC. Other characters: Odysseus, Agamemnon, Patroclus, Achilles.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,903 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Eudorus - Complete
Silver & Gold by Pikkadylli reviews
First story in the Bridal Bonanza series. Ben Cartwright meets a feisty way station manager...is it possible for love to come into his life a fourth time? rated M for a few suggestive comments. Read & review, please!
Bonanza - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Ben C. - Complete
Marthe by LesMisLoony reviews
Jehan muses on the one woman he really loves. I guess.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - J. Prouvaire - Complete
Just one of those things by nebulia reviews
JehanEponine. You were warned. Rated for a single thematic inference and a single swear word. Somewhat angsty. The lovesick poet and the crazy waif meet in the Luxembourg.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Eponine, Bahorel - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Embrace of a Warrior by valis2 reviews
This is very, very AU. The only thing Mummy about this story is Ardeth Bay, and he has been transposed into a Druze tribe. This story is for serious Ardeth fans! COMPLETED
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Ardeth B. - Complete
Flight of Fancy by Obsidian Webb reviews
This is why you shouldn't let Jean Prouvaire walk alone back to his house too often. R&R please!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Bahorel - Complete
Glasses by Yvi reviews
In which Bossuet and Joly discuss eyesight and goats and fail to produce a plot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2002
Too Close by Taskir reviews
A (very) short glimpse into Feuilly's mind, inspired by a roleplay I'm in. Please don't hate it.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2001
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Come What May reviews
Boromir/OC Book Verse. Not A Line By Line Retelling Of Events, Love At First Sight, Or Xena Warrior Princess/Class Clown/Girl Who Knows The Future Story. Hopefully Tasteful - No Canon Rape Or Canon OCs; Concrit Welcome. An Attempt At Something Different.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Boromir
The Garden reviews
Fluffy One-Shot. Eowyn reflects on her life in Gondor, and Faramir's unwillingness to repeat his father's mistakes. Faramir/Eowyn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Waiting reviews
Many years after the War of the Ring, a widowed Faramir finds solace in the haven of the Library of Minas Tirith. There he encounters a much needed friend, and feels more than he knows he should. One-shot. Fluff-Angst.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Faramir - Complete
Tried But Untrue reviews
His initiation into the victorious warrior brotherhood is not what Patroclus had expected. Helped by guidance from Eudorus, he is forced to confront a moral issue all men must face and learn why Achilles is the way he is. One-Shot.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
The Clearing reviews
Two lovers part on the eve of war, and Eudorus is convinced he won't return... Eudorus & OFC. Fluff & angst. One-shot.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Morning reviews
The Trojan War is over, but Eudorus finds no peace with his own Helen. One-Shot.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Mine, All Mine reviews
Fluffy One-Shot. Odysseus and Penelope have a new baby and canine company on their bed. All is well with the world.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
His Mother's Son reviews
The Captain reflects on his life, his son, and the woman who sacrificed herself to give him.
300 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
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