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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.

Wow, I am looking at this myself, and realized that i havent' been on here in like a year...and that I have 32 reviews piled up!! O my goodness!! Thank you to all of you who have stuck with me and aren't totally mad at me...heh...heh...yeahhh...

Hey, I'm Annalise

I

Love to read books,

Ride horses

Am a teenager

Love all animals, except big dogs(very scary), but love horses and kitty kats the most

Hate music that infers to sex(why do people want to listen to that kind of crap?)

Think that everyone could do more to help the climate crisis

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Definition: Life by Warui-Usagi reviews
After a seemingly permanent seperation from Ian, Wanda is all the more overwhelmed by her emotions and their control over her body. Now, trapped under the constant scrutiny of Comforters and Seekers, she tries hard to hide her secrets…with no real sucess.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Engaged To A Prince? by Katherine.Cullenxx reviews
Bella Swan's parents died when she was young. Her Aunt takes her in and treats her horribly. Two people come to her door to give Bella news that will change her life forever. Bella Swan is finally free, but what awaits her in Denmark where she is said to be needed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Boys by topazgirl14 reviews
A fatal car crash leaves Bella alone. Because it was their fault, The Cullen Boys, a famous band take Bella in. What is life among the rich and famous. Especially when it's in secret. What about a secret love? Will anything get in their way? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,790 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
A Twisted Fate by EverlyYours reviews
The untouchable concept of love is the restraint, the chains that hold them back. When thrown into the darkest of nightmares, when will salvation pull through? But the question that burns within them is: where is love, in a world filled with chaos? Host.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,677 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
April Fool's Fools by Sabrine5119 reviews
Bella's First April fools with the Cullens as a Vampire! See what Happens! Please r&r
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella
Titanic's Twilight by PoeticSensation reviews
The Twilight characters enter onto the SHIP OF DREAMS! Titanic! Bella is engaged to Mike, but what happens when she meets Edward aboard the ship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Down and Getting Up by paranoia'SPLASH reviews
When Bella Swan leaves Forks, she returns as Marie Swan, cousin of Bella, and is dragged into a relationship with Edward, Bella's best friend who abandoned her when Bella needed him most. Complete. AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,653 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by JasperIsAManlyMan reviews
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Edward. So is monstosity, and I don't see anything monsterous about you."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,354 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rose by Any Other Name by Girl29 reviews
An insecure Bella meets Edward Cullen in an online chat room. Sparks fly, but when he wants to meet her, she pretends to be someone else. EXBXR and Em triangle. All Human. Rated T for now but may change. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,586 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Prevails by sarahXjacob reviews
Bella's parents are divorced, she visits Charlie every summer for a month. At 6yrs old, Charlie introduces her to the neighbour, Edward. They become best friends and spend every summer together until highschool.A few twists later on. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,945 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Don't Stop the Music by kim-macafee reviews
Bella is introduced to the single Edward on her birthday. Sparks flew. All human characters. Fluff galore! Characters are a little OOC. Finally complete. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 84,942 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever with You by MD2gether4ever reviews
This is just a one-shot with Bella and Edward. It takes place a week after the Breaking Dawn, so if you haven't read the book, don't read this. Disclaimer: I don't own anything Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Food Fight of Forks High by Blondie the Novelist reviews
Mr. Greene is trying to find the mastermind behind the Food Fight of Forks High. But each Cullen points to another! Who gets blamed in the end?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Five by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
ONE-SHOT LEMON FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST. ALL-HUMAN! Military Edward finally comes home to his love sick wife. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Escape by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
Edward Is Trusted to Complete an Important Job for the Volturi, But It Wasn't Exactly In His Plans To Fall In Love With His Assignment CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends Forever? Not revised by VonThunder reviews
When Edward moves to Forks Bella is crushed. Even though they stay in touch, Bella feels like Edward isn't telling her something. When Bella's mom dies in a car crash, it's off to Forks too. Who's the Player with bronze hair? AU -NOT the revised version!-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Old Bella REALLY Is by Sara811 reviews
It's Bella's 102 birthday, or is it. Silly one-shot about a debate between Emmett and Bella over her REAL age. 18 or 102, you can find out, if you read.:D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Monster: Edward's POV by LoveWillFindYou reviews
Recieved honorable mention from TwilightNovelNovice! This is a small snapshot from "Breaking Dawn", retold by the infamous Edward Cullen. Enjoy, and please read/rate. Thank you!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Mike Needs To Be Institutionalized by Chaotic Streams reviews
Mike takes advantage of the sunny week, and tries to convince Bella that they were meant be be together. Only, he goes to the extremes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Mike
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5710 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Green Eyes by ashlice reviews
We all know that Edward's human eye color was green. What happens when they turn green and irreversible things are reversed? Completely Edward/Bella. Rated T because of mild adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,990 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like Heaven by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Potato Chips by Izzy Masen reviews
Bella thinks she is finally beginning to understand the feeling of bloodlust. Post-Eclipse, Pre-Transformation.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
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Jake and Nessie reviews
Just a collection of one-shots of Jake and Nessie.There is no chronological order, so don't hate. rated T because I don't think that a nine year old would read Twilight, but...yeah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Too Late to say I'm Sorry reviews
I had a dream, so I wrote it down, and my friend and I have been working on it. Summary: Ryan and Lily are out to stop the forces that are destroying their planet. With the help of three friends and five tokens, they can do it. But only at a great cost.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008