ChOcOlAtE-cOoKiEmOnStEr
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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Heeey everyone! :D

ChOcOlAtE-cOoKiEmOnStEr here!

Please give me constructive criticism!

I'm most likely going to write only Naruto fanfictions...heehee :p

The thing is, I either won't update for a VERY LONG TIME...or I simply won't update at all ;;

Here are my favorite Naruto pairings:

SasuxSaku

NaruxHina

NejixTen

ShikaxIno (But I'm fine with ShikaxTema too)

I hope you guys will enjoy (or at least try to) the stories I'm going to post up! :D

Love, hugs, and chocolate cookies,

ChOcOlAtE-cOoKiEmOnStEr

P.S. Come to the dark side, we have COOKIES! ...Then again, the light side has BROWNIES!

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

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A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate and/or cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

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Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you cluod raed taht put it in yuor pfroile

"..Wait for the boy who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kinda boy who brings out the best in you and makes you wanna be a better person. wait for the boy who will be your best friend, who will drop everything to be with you at any time no matter what the circumstances. wait for the boy who makes you smile like no one else, and when he smiles, you know he needs you. wait for the boy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats and have no make-up on, but appreciates it when you get dolled up for him...and most of all, wait for the boy who will put you at the center of his universe, because that's where you belong .."

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skinny love by theeflowerchild reviews
SasuSaku. Post 699. It is a quiet love that blooms between them. It is a love shared between trivial conversations, and passing intimacies. It is a love expressed through gentle stares, and timid blushes. It is an unspoken bond, tied up in history, and it is a secret that everybody knows about.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/18 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
sakura guide to breakups by finish line reviews
SasuSaku. Here are ways on how Girlfriend breaks up with Boyfriend. With creativity. Let's not forget the ways how Boyfriend makes up with Girlfriend. With creativity. Need I say more? -Ways on How to Breakup with Your Boyfriend Anthology-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lazy Days by solitaires reviews
Sakura concluded, Uchihas really did have nice butts. —sasuke/sakura. modern!au, pancakes involved.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shelter from the Rain by SmilesLasting reviews
sasusaku; Unexpectedly, she fell in love with his bloody kisses. Vampire AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,312 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sin Academy by SkittleSpade reviews
Because of her parents divorce Sakura is going to Hell, serisouly. She's sent to the mysterious school on the dark side of town Between her new roommates, murderous students and the rule the school Uchiha Brothers her life isn't getting any better SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,651 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Petals of Blood by foresttree reviews
Sasusaku. She keeps trying to run away. But he keeps pulling her back in. "I own you." He spoke expressionlessly, and she couldn't argue, no matter how much she tried. [Reconstructed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,373 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Downriver by Awsaya reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was no romantic, but here he was, breaking his probation, jumping into a decrepit canoe, and paddling tenaciously downriver to see his pink-haired lover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
A New Destiny by 00Sakura00 reviews
"She really is beautiful isn't she? Pink hair, emerald eyes...What do you think we should name her?" Her brows knitted together in a thoughtful pause. "Sakura. Haruno Sakura...May your new life in Iwa be a safer one, my darling." OOC Sakura; SasuSakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,597 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sakura H.
Tinted Green by oh-the-linsanity reviews
Equalist!Mako AU. He was supposed to guard her, supposed to keep her mouth shut. But she was the Avatar—bringer of peace and balance—but he didn't believe her."Why would you benders help us?" "Why? Because I'm your Avatar too!" Things got complicated after that.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,362 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Mako, Korra
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself THAT? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Life is Beautiful USED to be her stolen voice box by SuMm3r-NiGhTss reviews
Sasuke's life was perfect,Sakura's wasn't,he frowns,she smiles and when they meet,he's annoyed and she's happy.It was a one time meeting, or that's what they thought.He couldn't get her out of his mind,y? because she was mute FINAL ENDING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,641 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
For When the Fire Burns Bright by xxSilverEchoxx reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. She says she'll marry him, when he asks her. "I won't bother you like I did when we were genin," she jokes, smiling. "Unless you wish otherwise, it'll be like I'm not even there." And when she tells him not to worry, it's the very thing he does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Butterfly Machines by citrusyghost reviews
Sakura's POV. High School Fic. I managed to get myself involved with the school's most sought after heart throbs. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Her Scent by New Guinee reviews
Oneshot One thing that draws Usui impossibly to Misaki...
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
jukebox by The Loser Lord reviews
SASUSAKU. Collection of oneshots. Track eleven - "Sway"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,876 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You Only Live Twice by TheBookMuffin reviews
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. AU Revising... Previously named Rebel Girls
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,498 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Admitting Defeat by S. Muffin reviews
SasuSaku. "We really need to do something about this superiority complex of yours, Sasuke-kun. It isn't healthy."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hypocrite by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a.k.a the hottest playboy of Konoha High Academy. Sakura Haruno,the new girl of their school.Looks like Sasuke has already found his new toy for the year. Problem is...he doesn't know that Sakura's a playgirl herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Genetically Compatible by DoodleRandom reviews
Some girls have all the luck when it comes to finding cute boys in libraries. AU, drabble, sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spitfire by Asha3 reviews
Aladdin had it easy. Three wishes and that's it, no catch. Sakura, however, wasn't as lucky. Alternate Universe. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
MascaraDisasters and ShoeMishaps by Araine reviews
Sakura Haruno is not marrying Uchiha Sasuke. She is just getting ready to walk down the aisle with him. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skittles by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Summary: Our gazes locked and I saw my future in his eyes. Then he grabbed the last package of Skittles. "Oh HELL no!" AU sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Thousand Yellow Daisies by the hand behind this pen reviews
SasuSaku One-shot "Daisies! There should be a thousand yellow daisies! And a horse!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
love is by Seynee reviews
Sometimes love isn't seeing fireworks when you kiss, skipping beats when he looks at you, or blushing when he says you're beautiful. Sometimes love is more of a soft touch, a quiet concern, a gentle embrace. Sometimes, love just is. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always Running Out of Time by sasukes reviews
The clock is ticking. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,271 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
To Hell with Cute Guys by Wits and the Ditz reviews
After leaving the orphanage, Sakura Haruno is now working as a maid for the Uchihas. There she meets Sasuke, who is fed up with everything in his life. He torments her. She annoys him. Yet, they're drawn together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,362 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8193 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Girl, Good Girl by s2CherryBlossoms2 reviews
When bad girl Sakura is forced into the prestigious high school of Konoha High, she decides to act "sweet" for fun. But when a certain Uchiha discovers her real self and becomes interested...will fireworks fly or will they fizzle out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,215 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
oppa! oppa! oppa! by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. From the outside, Uchiha Sasuke looks like the stereotypical boy that needs counseling. On the inside, he's actually a softie that likes Korean girl bands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Instinct by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - Art, like winter, is full of surprises.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Voice of Fate by RedSnow7 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have been enemies since middle school. Now in their junior year of high school, what lies ahead in the mysterious voice haunting Sakura? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,116 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hell High by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
For dark1408 AUOOC SasuSaku - From Konoha Private HS to Oto Public HS. Sakura is labeled as Konoha Princess by the students of Oto - not as a term of endearment but sheer mockery. "I need a freakin' Prince in this hell hole!" "Hn. Will a Knight do?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Another Hot Commodity by Vampirette Knight reviews
"You're not anything special, you know. You're just some hot guy that everyone wants." Sasusaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beaten Black and Pink by Krabby Patties reviews
/AU/ "Shh," Sasuke whispered in my ear. "It's me. Just me." He let go of me and I spun around. "Sasuke-kun, how can you be so calm!" I was screeching now. "You killed someone! I knew you were a yakuza, a murderer!" /Kinda Sky High based/ /SxS/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,935 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
As Plain as Black and Pink by Krabby Patties reviews
/AU/ "Sakura, marry me." "You are crazy, completely crazy. I am on the mafia's most wanted list and you want me to marry you?" /Sequel to "Beaten Black and Pink"/SxS/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 218 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
AntiGravity by Vanity-chan reviews
SasuSaku. 30 themes. Fifth theme: "He looks like someone who attracts women and wards off gays like a plague."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You and Me by Vanity-chan reviews
Drabbles for 30 Kisses. "I swear, he excretes sexual pheromones."
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Misaki A., T. Usui
My Very Own Fairytale by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. Because hating men is so clichéd and being a hopeless romantic is the only cool way to win the heart of a total mancandy; especially if you mix a Sasuke Uchiha in there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,910 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Say it Again by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU Slight OOC SasuSaku "I don't want to hurt you." My eyes widened, and I couldn't help but let my tears fall. He saw that I was crying, and he quickly pulled me into his arms. "Just let me go." I said to him. "No. I won't." And I wish he'd say it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
100 Days with Mr Arrogant by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
She scratched his motorcycle. He demands 3 thousand. She refuses. He slaves her. 100 days of torture. Or paradise? Senior year is going to be different. SASUSAKU. Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,092 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Warmth by charredfeathers reviews
And so there are no words, just ragged breathing and the sound of glass shattering into a million pieces. Misaki/Usui AU
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
switch by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 160 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
000 0000 by Poison's Ivy reviews
SasuSaku. It all started out with a call, and Sakura's firm belief that vampires didn't exist. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Assassination by randomteenager reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, professional assassin, known to kill victims in the blink of an eye without a trace of emotion. And he's never failed his reputation. But what if the target he's supposed to kill, is the woman he's fallen in love with? SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Guide to an EmoAvenger Bastard: Sasuke Uchiha by NinjaPower reviews
Sequel to Guide to Bastard: NH -I'm Sakura and I'll be your guide to Sasuke Uchiha, a.k.a the Emo-Avenger Bastard. Want to be his girlfriend? I'm an expert at him so in no time you'll be his friend/girlfriend! Warning may cause mental/physical damage RxR
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quintessential by iyoku-ishi reviews
In the world of Naruto fanfiction, SasuSaku high school fanfictions are quite common. And when they're common, what are the ninja of Konohana to do? Why, make a list of common things in high school SasuSaku fanfictions of course! They're just that epic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Different by protectingyou reviews
My life wasn't always like this. I used to laugh at the dinner table with my family, or talk about boys with my friends...Before the virus, I was normal. vampire fic SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You Have 1 Heartfelt Message by foresttree reviews
SasuSaku Sakura loses her phone and Sasuke goes hunting for it. "I am not your ATM machine." "If I get you a dictionary, would you buy me an iPhone?" Gift!fic for MJ
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Single Syllable I Love You by Vanity-chan reviews
SasuSaku. Giftfic. She wouldn’t have agreed to be the girlfriend if she wasn’t VIP. For her, break-ups should also be romantic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Blog by Haruno Sakura by foresttree reviews
AU. Sasusaku. Just because I don't act like I am a obesessed fangirl, doesn't mean that I don't have hormones. And just because you are romantically retarded and have a stick up somewhere unpleasant, doesn't mean you can't love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H.
Candy Sword by Krabby Patties reviews
/AU/Oneshot/ When our lips met, I felt like we were equal, like we were both platitudinous; Sasuke wasn’t a king and I wasn’t a peasant, he wasn’t an angel and I wasn’t a demon. We were the same. /SxS/Non-Uchiha massacre/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hidden Strengths by Nightshadow Dweller reviews
She was the new shy and insecure girl. He was the hot, emotionless and reserved guy. He found out her hidden strength, she found out his hidden secret. Only he could break her barrier, only she could touch his heart. SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,096 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Place We Call Home by Withering Princess reviews
SASUSAKU. Sakura, a lonesome, overprotected girl meets Sasuke, a guy who has a reputation for being the school's bad boy & heartthrob. From an unexpected meeting starts a tale of two people who were worlds apart who found home in each other's hearts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,819 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rich and Skater by iSasuSaku reviews
Meet sakura a skater tomboy. meet Sasuke a rich boy will he change his attitude when they meet? Will Sakura turn Feminime? SasuSaku high school story INCLUDES KARIN BASHING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
WANTED: A PINK HAIRED WIFE by x.Kaze-chan reviews
Sakura gaped as she looked at the sign before doing a double take. Yup, she wasn't dreaming. There on the sign in front of the mansion, was stating that Uchiha Sasuke needed a wife. And it was her lucky day that she became the hired wife. AU //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,375 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 4,903 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Escape by Lover of All Things Jubjub reviews
She's a stubborn and rebellious heiress and he's her anti-social bodyguard... How exactly is this supposed to work again? SasuSaku NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Little Miss Seductress by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,675 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
If He's a Skater then He must be a Player by kikyothepriestess05 reviews
People say that Sasuke is a player and wants to date every hot girl in school before he graduates, but when he starts hanging out with Sakura she notices there is something different about him, so different that he may be inhuman. So what is he? SakSas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Only A Stranger by Suteishii reviews
Sakura Haruno sets out for college with her best friend Naruto, unaware of the adventure to come, can she even make it through her first semester of college with limited money? Can she tolerate THE Sasuke as her room mate? She's in for a wild ride. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sparkle by charredfeathers reviews
“How old are you?” “Seventeen.” “How long have you been seventeen?” Blink. “Three months? You planned my freaking surprise party.” SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lipstick Records by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caffeinated Love by Channy-Chann reviews
He thought his job was idiotic. He didn’t talk to his co-workers or the customers besides the “What can I get you?” he was forced to say. He was pretty damn sure a pink-haired girl couldn’t change his life. It all started at Starbucks on a Monday morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For one more day by iMissa reviews
What if you had another chance at life? If you could go back and erase every mistake, every blemish from your past life? Would you do it, despite the consequences? Uchiha Sasuke is about to find out. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,642 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Red Butterfly by Laura-chan reviews
She was his and only his. “It’s dangerous for you to touch me like that.” He said, knowing that she couldn’t understand him, yet. SasuSaku AU/OOC, TWO-SHOTS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 386 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Why Do I Love You? by Micookie reviews
The new girl, the popular guy, an ex-girlfriend and a whole bunch of friends- Welcom to Konoha High! Naruto Fanfic- high school style Main Pairing: SakuSasu Other Pairings: NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen I'm sorry, I suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Multilingual by The Loser Lord reviews
oneshot. sasusaku. 'Hn.' I can speak in Sasuke-kun's dialect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The World on Her Shoulders by Ukeire reviews
A simple high school story, told through the eyes of a heartbroken teen. Read, as she is whisked away on a roller coaster of who she pretends to be, and who she really is. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Look A Like by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
Sakura-chan! He's back!" "He is?" "Yeah, and he's not alone." "What?" "He's with.. his girlfriend. And the funny thing is, she looks exactly.. like you." SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,895 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Her name is Sakura under reconstruction by animea-hime reviews
She always aimed for perfection. Perfection was supposed to make her full. And yet the closer she got to perfection, the emptier she became. So, she went to Konoha Hino Gakuen, because if nothing else, it would make her perfect. Sasusaku AU Highschool fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 227,846 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tomboy by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
Sakura, the 12 grade tomboy. Oh no, she's falling in love with him. And they're paired up together in a play! Bah! SxS, Sequel, May be some OC, I'll try not to.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Operation Uchiha Sakura by BuBBly CaNis luPus reviews
What happens when half the staff of Konoha High School join forces with 6 teens to try to get Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura together? Operation Uchiha Sakura is created for solely that purpose! Sasu/Saku, Neji/Ten, Naru/Hina and Shika/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Konoha High School by Amplify reviews
Crap, everyone is staring at me. That seems to happen A LOT now a days. As Haruno Sakura, I have been publicly humiliated so many times. Why? Because this is high school, that's why. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,201 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Shattered part 2 to Destined to meet by SuMm3r-NiGhTss reviews
SEQUEL DTM,5 years later, Sasuke moves to America for some business work, but only to find Sakura which he thought was dead, happy ending? no, he's engaged and truly in love, What about Sakura? She had lost her memories. Who will he choose? SASSAK R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,984 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Bloodlust by Gabbeh reviews
SasuSaku Vampire fic He constantly warned me of the danger I was in by merely staying with him. And yet, I couldn't find the strength to walk away…not even then, as he slowly came towards me, bloodlust evident in his crimson eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In The Rain by S. Muffin reviews
SasuSaku. It was one of those rare afternoons in Konoha that consisted of rain, thunder, more rain, lightning, and then even more rain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Consistency by ohwhatsherface reviews
Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Days Is a Helluva Long Time HIATUS by BuBuLiCiOuS reviews
Contiued by me, from CherubKai1848 AKA NoOnesGal1848 SASUxSAKU highschool fic. Other pairings too. Sakura gets her first detention, and who does she find there but the one person who has the ability to make her life pure hell. Guess who.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
30 Ways to Annoy Temari by jesuistigerlily reviews
Bwahahahaha! Temari gets it.. xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Temari - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by jesuistigerlily reviews
Gaara's turn. Mwahahahahaha!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Out With the Old, In With the New by MoonlitRain16 reviews
Sakura is new at Konoha High. Her old life is not all that great and she hopes to start over at Konoha. Unfortunately there is one thing stoping her: Uchiha Sasuke. What will happen as this sweet girl meets the ruler of the school? SasuSaku T 4 language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,163 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
30 Ways to Annoy Uzumaki Naruto by jesuistigerlily reviews
Time to annoy Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Jiraiya by jesuistigerlily reviews
Read the title. It should give you a clue.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Jiraiya - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Uchiha Itachi by jesuistigerlily reviews
The title pretty much sums it up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Uchiha Sasuke by jesuistigerlily reviews
I love my job.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Haruno Sakura by jesuistigerlily reviews
A bit of humor never killed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Ino Yamanaka by jesuistigerlily reviews
The title provides relevant information.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Ino Y. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake by jesuistigerlily reviews
The title tells all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Shikamaru Nara by jesuistigerlily reviews
The title explains a lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Hyuuga Neji by jesuistigerlily reviews
The title says all..
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
The Laundry War by FallenAngel462 reviews
Sakura decides that Sasuke should do his own laundry, but the Uchiha doesn't seem to agree. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Meaning of Annoying by x.Kaze-chan reviews
Sakura ponders on why her husband had been ignoring her as of late and decides to confront him after a few thoughts come up in her head.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Lover of All Things Jubjub reviews
Haruno Sakura returns to Konoha High School only to meet an old friend turned enemy turned... lover? sasusaku nejiten naruhina shikaino discontinued until further notice
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Smile For Me by brezoflower reviews
[SasuSaku] Sakura's parents are murdered, and she becomes bitter and focused only on gaining strength...sound familiar? It seems Sasuke just might be the only one to save her from becoming just like him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Be There To Love Me by Acoustical Trance reviews
The first time I saw my husband was on our wedding day. The first time he spoke to me he told me I annoyed him. The first time I felt alive was when he said he loved me. [AU] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Those Would Be Fangs, Juliet by brezoflower reviews
[AU, SasuSaku] Sakura dreams about a vampire that, strangely, she is not afraid of. Then, during her first day as a senior in high school, she meets a boy who resembles him just a little too closely...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 237 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Enemies to Couples? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Sasuke and Sakura sittin in a tree. First come's hate. Second comes love...? It all started with them being enemies. But then, God was kind and thus, love began to bloom...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,879 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yakuza by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU SasuSaku Haruno Sakura, a daughter of the leader of Japan, is in danger. Her father hires a bodyguard, who is actually a part of the Yakuza who is after her. However, what can you do if you start falling for the target? Contains Lime or more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,725 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
31 Days Hath December by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
FINISHED, SasuSaku, AU, At Konoha Inc. everyone is a big happy family, and Kakashi's new assistant Sakura is trying to believe it, when she has to deal with a crazy boss, and coworkers that range from petulent to infatuated, her world couldn't seem worse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,973 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Telephone by Goldberry reviews
There's only one thing to do when you hear a good piece of gossip, spread it. [Team Gai, NejiTen, SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/3/2005
Cycles in Life by Ori reviews
Three years after a war with Sound, peace was slowlying healing the scars of war and life was finally getting back to normal for people in Konoha but when the betrayer Sasuke Uchiha was found nearly dead everything dove quickly back into chaos. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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Forbidden Love reviews
I had always thought I would die an obvious way, you know, car accident, old age? But I never imagined it like this...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Life at Konoha High reviews
Sakura and the three sand siblings have moved from Suna to Konoha. The four all go to Konoha High. There at the school, Sakura meets new friends, enemies........and possibly love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.