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Author has written 4 stories for Final Fantasy VII.

Age: Probably too old to be doing this, but I'm not letting that stop me. Let's just say it's double digits and the first one is a three (and will remain so for as long as I can get away with it).

Location: Up your nose with a rubber hose

Mental state: Precarious

Currently reading: The Story of Edgar Sawtelle by David Wroblewski

Writer's block cure: Knowing that no matter how I may half-ass a story, my writing will never suck as hard as 50 Shades of Grey

Author's Notes:

Existing stories:

Extremities: This one actually started life as a response to a pairing challenge on a comm I visit. The theme was, in a nutshell, just because someone's a badass doesn't mean they can't be gentle in bed. Well, it doesn't get much more badass in FFVII than Sephiroth and Tifa. It got a good reception, so I turned it into a full-blown oneshot and posted it here.

Burying Sephiroth: A sequel of sorts to Extremities. Tifa has been plagued by erotic dreams of Sephiroth and begins seeing a therapist who suggests that the dreams are telling her she needs to face her past. She goes to Nibelheim to try to do that, and finds that there was more to the dreams that she thought. Sephiroth is back, but the Lifestream stripped his body of the Jenova cells, so he has become what he hates most: a normal human, albeit one with a very powerful mind. Funny what a silly porn challenge response can turn into, innit? A bit of an overhaul is in the works for this one. I made the mistake of thinking I was one of those people who could make a story up as I go. I'm not, so an outline and some tweaking of previous chapters is necessary. Consider this story to be on hold for the moment.

Manage: Sephiroth is helped through a rough time by an unlikely benefactor. One of what I'm sure will be a few one-shot ficlets and drabbles. I just went to a random word generator and created a list of about fifty or so prompts to hopefully inspire some writing. Something has to, this writer's block has lasted gorram long enough. The ones that I think are good enough for the public will get posted here.

Marketing: The art of the deal. More goodies from the random word generator. Just doing what I can to plow through a writer's block. Work with me, people. XD

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The Broken Orrery by CymbalinesHalo reviews
Doomed to an existence that neither of them asked for, Aerith and Sephiroth struggle for survival in the bleak desolation of the Northern Crater. Epic and ongoing, rated M for later chapters.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,060 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Put Your Lights On by klepto-maniac0 reviews
AU. Sephiroth has a child who's just as weird as he deserves. Final Chapter posted.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 134 - Words: 352,912 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity by dantesdarkqueen reviews
A series of oneshotsdrabbles that basically show that Sephiroth is just as human as you and me. Most of them will be humorous, and all are preNibelheim. Latest: the saga comes to a close. Thanks, everyone, for your support and for reading this!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 147,054 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Eden by Vashagud reviews
Aeris finds that the worst ghosts of the afterlife have nothing to do with the dead and Sephiroth is there to sow the seeds of dissension. Aeriseph.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sephiroth, Aerith G. - Complete
The Art of Cruelty by Evermist23
When Tifa answers a modelling ad she can’t resist, things don’t exactly go according to plan. OneShot, Lemon, Character Awareness, Crossover and slight TifaxSephiroth, but in my defence it is somewhat plausible.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sephiroth, Roy M. - Complete
A Box Full of History by Orrunan reviews
A creative applying of quantum mechanics has given Gaia and Cloud a new chance, but a mind like Hojo's is not easily beaten and deadline approaches. Avalanche survived Fuhito and their exodus from Cosmo Canyon, will Firefrost One be the breaking point?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,008 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Conversations Between Dead People by ghostwitch reviews
They say that if you leave two people alone in a room for long enough, they'll bond eventually. Aeris and Sephiroth, trapped together in the lifestream, put this theory to the test. Updated: Chapter Six - Indulgence
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Finding Strife by Jade003 reviews
Completely AU. Remix of the Wutai War with Sephiroth and everyone's fav blonde.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,071 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
To Be A Turk by GoldenShinyWireOfHope reviews
Embittered by the events of Crisis Core and the demands of ShinRa, Tseng struggles to come to terms with what it really means to be a Turk.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,828 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Tseng, Shuriken/Cissnei
As Crimson As My Sins by Dance Macabre reviews
He tried so hard to forget... and yet, the memories, so painful, so precious... The memories of Vincent Valentine. Rated for content to come. Hope you enjoy! please review! Helpful Criticism appreciated.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,295 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Vincent V., Lucrecia C.
Advent Children: The Abridged Series! by Haruko Kurimasu reviews
Like the Youtube abridged series of Yu-Gi-Oh!, Naruto and Yu-Yu Hakusho, let me present to you in story format, the UNtrue events of Advent Children, the CGI featuring all your favorite Limit Breaks!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,816 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
Path of Seduction by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Sephiroth has a plan to get Aeris' power completely under his control but as the effect she has on him grows, it becomes difficult to tell which one of them is being seduced. Ch. 31: Magic voice inside my head, what's it like being stone cold dead?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,757 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/25/2001 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Crimson Silver by ShadowXenVII reviews
One day, we will find a new planet, and on its soil we'll create a shining future." AC . AU, AeriSeph.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,194 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Path of Repentance by rrreeves reviews
OCxSephiroth. (THIS STORY WILL BE REVISITED, so don't be too surprised/disappointed if you read it and find it to be sub-par.) She worked in Shinra's kitchen when Sephiroth was a boy, and they became friends. Then she vanished. More than a decade later she reappears, not a day older, but a heck of a lot more confused than before. Rated for Hojo and mature themes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,308 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sephiroth - Complete
Subservience by Swamp-Eyes reviews
[AU] A stubborn rebellious enslaved war prisoner, a merciless General and a sad but devoted woman. Beyond hate, disgust and pain, can there be respect and redemption? [TifaSephAeris]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,205 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Tifa L., Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Dream of Me: Conclusion by Masamune's Song reviews
Alternate Ending to Lady Sanzennine's Dream of Me. What begins as a simple abduction, rapidly becomes something more. Through death comes life, through loss comes gain, through humility comes power- and love. Rated for language, adult situations, etc.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 91,627 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sephiroth, Aerith G. - Complete
Tasting Apples by Aries Draco reviews
PostDoC, relating to CC. Genesis has a task to complete, Weiss has to assist him. Add a dose of divine intervention and they're on their way to save 'him'. Damn Angeal and his damned bleeding heart. *updated finally! *
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Sephiroth
You Don't Have To Walk Alone by Travithian Axile reviews
PreMeteor. What if the friendship between Sephiroth and Zack was not what it seemed? What does a man do when his personal life threatens to interfere with his job? NOT YAOI. Chap12: In which insinuations and intrigues abound, and Zack gets a little space.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,185 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Zack F., Sephiroth
Veins of Glass by Aiakia reviews
Editing. Sephiroth turned to Aeris, lips curling upward in a grin that did not reach his eyes as he said: 'This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but with a whimper.' /Seph x Aeris/
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,418 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Sunset by Fenris30 reviews
Everyone has desires; some normal, some more forbidden. What happens when someone wants to act on a more forbidden one, and they find out another wishes to do the same? SephirothxAerith, set during CC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sephiroth, Aerith G. - Complete
Rain by Aiddon Raziel Valentine reviews
Wash away sins that do not exist, bring torrents that no one needs
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Purgatory by Noacat reviews
AeriSeph. Rated for Language, Violence, and Adult Themes. The afterlife is not as it should be. What should have been a gift, has become a burden. When one is alone, even paradise can become a prison. ON HOLD. Unlikely to be updated.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 158,903 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
EB Games Tech Support by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
CROSSOVER! Videos games face their doom in the critique of Sephiroth and Co. Warning HUMOR and game BASHING GALORE, and no video game shall go unscathed! RATING INCREASE. BEWARE OF TERRIBLY INSULTING HUMOR.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,082 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Sephiroth
Crystal Clear by MystIc fAte reviews
Cloud is 15 and has just joined the Soldier Trainee program and hates it...but with the presence of a certain SOLDIER it's not too bad. ZackxCloud! Yaoi!COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 169,291 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Decade by Starherd reviews
Cookies, Cloud's Mom, and the real reason that Cloud came to hate Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sephiroth - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 410 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Wishing Star by Faerlyte reviews
Five years have passed since meteor, and Tifa is bored and lonely. That is until an unlikely person comes along. TifaSephiroth Complete
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,186 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/25/2003 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Tifa L., Sephiroth - Complete
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Marketing reviews
The art of the deal. Another one-shot, no pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - President S. - Complete
Manage reviews
Even heroes need a hand sometimes. Oneshot, no pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Burying Sephiroth reviews
"It won't be easy, in fact, it may be the most difficult thing you've ever had to do. You have to forgive him." With those words, Tifa set out for Nibelheim. It might not have been the good doctor's first choice, but it was Tifa's best one. *ON HOLD*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sephiroth, Tifa L.
Extremities reviews
It was this lust that turned her subconscious into her erotic playground, banishing anger and thoughts of revenge, and letting her indulge in desires she never knew she had and would have hated herself for acknowledging if she did know. Sephiroth/Tifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Sephiroth, Tifa L. - Complete