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So. . .hi!
My name is Louise and honestly. . .none of my friends know I write :))
I don't plan on posting my virginity status like my best friend did. . .I don't even know WHY she did that. . . . (it was super disturbing :)
Even though two of my closest friends are on fanfiction. . .they don't know I'm here :D I'm lurking . . . shifty eyes
So. . . I'd like to keep it that way thank you very much
Likes: Anything sweet, or colorful :)) I'm such a sap
Dislikes: Obviously the opposite of what I like
Book: Twilight Saga, Nancy Drew, All-American Girl series and the S.A.S.S series (I just find it highly entertaining)
Colors: Pink, purple and black
Food: I'm not that picky :P
Hobbies: I love blogging and reading (obviously) and playing the piano :)) I LOVE my keyboard!! And my camera (it's my baby)
And of course. . .I love writing stories. . . I actually have others. . . but those will be on my fictionpress account
When I actually get around to posting them :D
My Random Musings:
I was looking through FML once since my friend told me I'd laugh my head off. Yeah, I did. And I learned something:
Here are some examples first:
Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out.
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport. I went over to her and hugged her. I wanted to try spinning her around like they did in the movies but I dropped her.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to try pushing me against a wall like they did in the movies, but I hit my head on the wall and was knocked out for 10 minutes.
Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed . . . he sneezed--dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now, I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be.
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out.
Lesson Learned: Don't copy movies! You'll just end up getting hurt or hurt other people--literally.