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Joined 07-27-08, id: 1648587, Profile Updated: 07-27-08
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Firefly, Twilight, Star Wars, and Becoming Jane.

Hey guys! I've been reading & writing fanfiction for a while now, & am so exited to finally have an account!

Most of my stuff, I've never shown anyone (though some of it my frinds have seen), so I can't wait to get feedback on it! (That means REVIEW, please!!) I'd love some contructive criticism, or just tell me if it made you smile/laugh/cry/fall asleep. If you disagree with me on something, please do so respectfully. I'll respect your opinions if you respect mine.

I could tell you a bunch of stuff about me, but we humans have an increadable ability to judge one another & I'd prefer my writing to be taken for what it is, not the labels put on it's author.

(love & smilies),

humanthesaurus

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The Second Housemaid by TorvaldsDoll reviews
AU. Tom Crawley is the drunken, useless, youngest son to the Earl of Grantham. Sybil Branson is the Irish immigrant second housemaid at Downton Abbey. A story of role reversal that will oh so loosely follow the gist of the DA we know. Tom/Sybil.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,187 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - T. Branson, Sybil C. - Complete
your losses or your arrears by irnan reviews
If this were a detective story, Ginny would write it up with the title "The Adventure of the Quidditch Player". Harry says that's a stupidly generic title for a detective story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
closer to the truth to say you can't get enough by irnan reviews
Dark Magic objects recovered from a cellar in Winchester; it shouldn't be so difficult to determine whether this case is serious or a lark or a kind of reopening-closed-files thing like those Muggle telly programmes that Dudley used to watch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Druella Black's Guide to Womanhood by dress without sleeves reviews
Previously Ancient and Most Noble. Change was coming, fast and strong, and it swept the Black sisters along with it: Bellatrix to freedom and to madness, Andromeda to independence and to love, and Narcissa to womanhood and to the bitter taste of loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,972 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
stand a thousand trials by irnan reviews
"I predict you're going to regret this, Dastan," Bis said.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
sacred mission's bane by irnan reviews
"In summary, I'm going to spend the rest of my life as your consort dressing up and doing nothing," Dastan says cheerfully. Tamina shrugs. "Knowing you, I'm sure something will come up." He grins. "Knowing you, Princess."
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Tamina, Dastan - Complete
I Remember Why I'm Here by lizook reviews
She grinned, picking up just such a picture: her boys - no, men - arguing playfully the week before.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Kicking Down Castles by Lady Altair reviews
His dreams are too lowly to be castles in the air. Draco Malfoy and remedial Muggle Studies, the summer after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Chase This Light by Lady Altair reviews
Draco Malfoy needs something extraordinary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Draco M., Astoria G.
How To Play Charades by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
The thing to know about him is; he's always been clueless. Like that movie Casey likes so much. The one in which those step-siblings get together. And it's not as if he's ever wondered whether that was supposed to imply something. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
A Day in the Countryside by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
He is older, she realizes. That makes sense, as Susan herself is older, but as she hasn’t thought of the King of Narnia in quite some time, the change is far more startling than it might have been otherwise. How could she have forgotten him?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Purgatory by HelenT reviews
As if the comment Obi-Wan had made to Luke about Anakin ‘dying’ when he became Darth Vader was literally true, a newly dead Vader wakes in a strange world—as a twenty-three year old again. Post ROTJ-See chapter 1 for full summary.*Anakin/Padme* AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 173,823 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
don't be alarmed if i fall head over feet by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. 'James chuckles. "I should get on? What did I marry you for if you're not going to make breakfast in the morning?"'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Shopping Trip by GillianRose reviews
Based on a conversation I had with CharlieBZ about a dream, Mal looking at a fluffy pair of women's underthings on a hanger. Chapter 2: Hints. Inara's Perspective on the Shopping Trip. I own nothing, all hail Joss! Dear Santa, Serenity II please!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Surprises by Lady Bracknell reviews
Lily likes surprises, and this thing with James Potter has been positively filled with those.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
left my heart in the meatpacking by hyacinthian reviews
Their history is written in the smog. IceAnybodys
West Side Story - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
The Melancholy of Toph Bei Fong by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph is a girl on a mission, and no amout of cosmic energy or divine interfence is going to stop her. Watch out, Avatar-verse, The Cleaning Brigade is on the job!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Twelfth Night: Or, Oblivion by Dream Writer 4 Life reviews
While Mayhem’s King and Queen rule from their throne/ Th’ Master of Pemberley loses his head/ Wand’ring ‘round gardens, he reaps what he’s sown/ And winds up in Miss Elizabeth’s bed." Twelfth Night at Pemberley. P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Thrice by lyin reviews
Under the emerald stars, they went to war to bring them down... Lily & James, when it comes to picking sides and defying Dark Lords- since isn't that what they do everyday? Three times they chose to challenge You-Know-Who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,624 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
and it burns like me for you by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. She's almost to the library when a hand grabs her wrist and yanks her into what appears to be an empty classroom. It is. They've been here before. She's intimately acquainted with the desk nearest the door. But it's a good thing she's not honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Birds by Rayless Night reviews
He broke curses. He studied so that people couldn't be held captive under magical control of any type. Fleur Delacour's effect on him seemed almost like a personal offense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
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A Clear Sky Just Wouldn't Feel Right reviews
sequel to "Unfortuantly, You Owe Me Nothing" & "It's Too Late." - "maybe I’m crazy – well, we all know I’m crazy, but I like you, Katie." Katie/Oliver. short & hopefully sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Miss Austen Regrets reviews
“My dear, that is why I write novels. Because in them I can have a happy ending every time.” a conversation between Miss Jane LeFroy and her namesake.
Becoming Jane - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Seine Augen, so grün wie frisch gepökelte Kröte reviews
“Oh, Mum, kann ich in den Zug gehen und ihn sehen? Mum, bitte ...” Drabble von Harry & Ginnys Beziehung vom ersten Moment vom Kings Cross Bahnhof, durch alle 7 Bücher, mit Passagen aus den Büchern. German translation of HEAAGAaFPT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Foreshadowing and First Words reviews
A first look at Harry's facination with the color red. hopefully sweet. J/L & hinted H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It's Too Late reviews
continuation of "Unfortunatly, You Owe Me Nothing" - “Katie, please listen to me.” I turn around. I can’t help it. He stands there, hands in his pockets, looking like he hasn’t slept in as week. No, no pity. I tell myself. - Katie/Oliver. mild angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
IllFitting Hands reviews
Their hands didn’t fit together. On some level, she was shocked, aren’t they supposed to fit perfectly? but on another level, she wasn’t surprised." a romatic drabble very short from Katie's POV. hope you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
His Eyes Are As Green As a Fresh Pickled Toad reviews
“Oh, Mom, can I go on the train and see him, Mom, oh please.…” drabble chronicling Harry & Ginny's relationship from that first moment @ Kings Cross through all 7 books, w/ quotes from the books. H/G, read & review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Unfortunatly, You Owe Me Nothing reviews
angsty oneshot. “You’re sorry.” I say. “Sorry that you wouldn’t speak to me or look at me for two weeks? Or sorry you’re attracted to me.” Katie/Oliver. KPOV. part II - "It's Too Late"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Cause I Love You reviews
around the time of “Objects in Space” what Inara & Mal are thinking during one of their conversations about Inara’s departure. "Mal" 'You act like I’m a nervous horse and you’re trying not to frighten me off.' short. mild angst. Mal/Inara
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Mal, Inara - Complete
I Love You, I've Missed You reviews
My take on the Padmé-&-Anakin-reunite-in-the-afterlife fic. not sure how good it is, but I think its plausible & I hope it's sweet. "And just to clear the air I ask forgiveness for the things I've done you blamed me for..." not a songfic
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Love Poem reviews
VERY pointless plotless idea I had. hopefully sweet. poem by John Frederick Nims. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take Her Advice reviews
Mal/Inara. PostMovie. “Didn’t want to, not at first...Didn’t like complications." funny how everything River says has a double meaning. girl-bonding, an embarassed companion & a speechless captain.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Kingdom Come reviews
Moments out of the lives of Lily & James Potter, from the 1st request for a date to the final proposal. sonfic. L/J of COURSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/30/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Full Circle reviews
A look into the lives of the Potters - a bit of normalcy that turns out to be a not so normal occerance...drabbleish. hopefully sweet. J/L? H/G? read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete