George Wolker
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Joined 07-27-08, id: 1648789, Profile Updated: 02-26-10
Author has written 6 stories for Evangelion, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Planetes/プラネテス, and Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート.

I'm a pretty normal guy, leading a pretty normal life. I have a strange sense of humor. Other than that n§ot much to say about myself really. I do have a hobbies, suprisingly, I like cars and anything mechanical. When there's a new gadget or a machine, I usually buy it and then when I'm bored with I open it up and see how exactly it works.

About the stories, I usually write only when I have time and nothing else to do, which is not often lately.

Anyway I like when things are original, nothing extreme, but someone who likes to write shouldn't confine himself to the rules he's been granted by the show or game or movie or whatever but give the story a little more of himself. Or everything's gonna be the same soon.

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Haruhi GD by The Hidden Lostar reviews
This is the Gamma Dimension sequel! In this topsy-turvy realm, Kyon and Yuki Nagato are a couple and Sasaki has become the active god. What kind of crazy world is this? Based off recent light novel events Book Nine and Up!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kyon, Yuki N.
Fate Far Side by Arashi Leonhart reviews
While Shiki is away, Shirou comes to play at the Tohno estate. A combination of FSN and each Far Side route of Tsukihime.
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,976 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kohaku, Shirō E. - Complete
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Cracks in the SOS Dan by superstarultra reviews
Five young men and women who live in a world filled with hardships, friendships, relationships... and extreme cases of idiocy. Series of short cracky drabbles. Read on for a much-needed laugh if you want. Rated H for Haruhi! ...Nah, it's rated T.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 59,804 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010
The Divergence of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
Kyon's problems with Haruhi had always been bad, but he never imagined something of this scale. How can he divert his universe away from a path into another Big Bang, and cope with love at the same time? A reboot to my first and best story!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
All the World's a Stage by Greg Zerich reviews
A contemplation on the actors and actresses that make the play possible.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
Oncoming Storm by morbiusgreen reviews
A week after the principal of North High is murdered, Ryouko Asakura returns as does...another mysterious transfer student? Haruhi sees it as more than a coincidence, but not even she knows what she's getting herself and the Brigade into...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011
The Gamma Dimension by The Hidden Lostar reviews
A parallel universe based of light novel 9 events! Alpha's call was from an unknown girl. Beta's call was from Sasaki. Gamma's call is from Yuki Nagato! What does Nagato want? Remastered and COMPLETE!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,649 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
The Obesity of Haruhi Suzumiya by superstarultra reviews
AU Crackfic. What if Haruhi was overweight and had to attend a fat camp with her friends? During their escape, they'll encounter senseless crossovers, arguments, and... RUNNING! Parody of weight-gain fics in general. You were warned. On hiatus for now.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,845 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
A Closed, Dead Space by superstarultra reviews
Even in a world filled with fun and excitement, there is always fear and darkness lurking about in it. Read on for the terrors that happen when the club meetings are over. Horror fic collection.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kyon, Ryoko A.
The Mirage of Haruhi Suzumiya by MCK Agent of Moriya reviews
Multi Crossover. What happens when Haruhi loses her powers and Kyon is thrown into a war to claim them? Kyon/Haruhi
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,616 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Just What I Needed by Broken Kilter Express reviews
The man was something of a contradiction. He acted as if he resented the change, cause it was nothing that he expected, and she was nothing like what was normal. R&R.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Lomography by AnalogousParadox reviews
There was one situation. There were five people. There were five different pictures. Five different pictures, all because of that situation. Oneshot
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Transmission by Broken Kilter Express reviews
Haruhi has her thoughts and the things she wants to say, and she wants to get the message through. One-shot.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
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The new gig reviews
Makise and Okabe find a new job together.
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Kurisu M., Okabe R. - Complete
Monday the 13th reviews
It's 8/13 will something happen?
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Okabe R., Kurisu M.
Apex Ultima reviews
Is it just another normal boring every day in work? Or are we tempting fate?
Planetes/プラネテス - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hachimaki, Tanabe A.
Sea story reviews
Kyon is getting tired of the day after day sameness his life is slowly becoming and decides to do something about it. Things won't turn out exactly the way he planned...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Nightmare reviews
You know how it is with dreams, good dreams, part of you knows it's all fake but if you are really lucky you don't wake up. Too bad the same can't be said about nightmares... Winter, Kyon and Haruhi got locked in school and things started to happen.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,546 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Insomnia reviews
Shinji always did things the way he wanted to in his dreams. He was who he whished to be. But past few days he just couldn't bring himself to sleep. SxA
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka S. - Complete