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Joined 07-27-08, id: 1649150, Profile Updated: 12-08-09
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and South Park.

Hello. My name is Val, feel free to call me as such. I've enjoyed writing for some time and decided to try out fanfiction.net. There are a lot of good writers on here and I am hoping to become one of them.

I like anime and manga, and am pretty geeky and "strange". I like a wide range of music, which includes most rock categories, techno, jazz, and classical. I'm not really into rap or country, but as far as that I can listen to Beastie Boys, Bloodhound Gang, and some Run DMC, most of the other stuff I don't enjoy. I love to create things. In my writing, and I draw a bit of anime, too. I believe the reason mathematics isn't fulfilling to me (if you like math, more power to you.) is because I can't mold or create anything unique within the subject matter that I'd appreciate. Well enough about me, let's eat some snicker doodles! :)I'm just kidding. I don't have any internet snicker doodles. My bad.

"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple"- Bill Watterson

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Hush reviews
McCormickcest drabbles enwrapped in a story. Kevin has been working two jobs for a while, saving to move out. These are reflections of Kenny and his brother's relationship and plans. I'd love ideas for these segments and will credit you if I use yours. :3
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,766 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Kenny M., Kevin McCormick - Complete
Splat! reviews
Some South Park kids decide to play paintball. With an uneven number and Kyle being a noob, Kenny convinces his big bro Kevin to pair up with Kyle and show him the ropes. KevinxKyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kevin McCormick, Kyle B. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure reviews
Who could resist a passed out Kyle? K2 oneshot, now a twoshot by request. -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Blood in Her Oil Paint reviews
Ayako is Deidara and Sakura's daughter. After Deidara chases off everyone she likes,she thinks she needs to do what's best for herself and not her dad.What will she do when she is caught in a "situation" by Hidan and can't stop thinking about him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,492 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hidan