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Kia Ora and welcome to my page!

I am a 23 year old ex-student struggling to make it in the real world. After 5 years and 3 degrees in politics and communications you would think I would get a job ASAP right? WRONG. So hence why I've decided to relive my high school days and dabble in some FanFiction to occupy myself during this unemployed stage.

I live in New Zealand which is hands down the most beautiful country in the world, if you haven't been chuck that shit up on your bucket list!

My weaknesses include puppies and PDA, like please, we don't want to see you practically banging on the sidewalk.

My through list of heroes include but are not limited to:

  • Anyone who's ever had the guts to admit that they liked the movie 'Sky High'
  • The inventor of Pringles
  • Also, the winner of the 'Filthiest Flat in Britain', who somehow managed to keep the rotting carcass of a Shetland pony in her spare room for 10 years. Bravo.
  • But yeah, this is me in a nutshell, I don't even know if people even read this stuff, so I'll quit babbling (also another weakness; filling awkward moments with absolute nonsense).


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    Cutlass by TKegl reviews
    Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 4818 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Pudding Cup by OhGeeFantasy reviews
    How much mischief can innocent, high school senior, Bella Swan get into in just one evening? A lot, if she's on the arm of bad-boy Edward Cullen. Entry in The Bad Boys of Twilight Contest. Awards: First Place Public Vote & Two Judges Choice Awards. (Mizzez Pattinson & Jonesn) E/B A/H
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,277 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
    In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 4911 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 4,720 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
    Mafia Marriage by Newshoes reviews
    When you get captured by a rival Mafia, the last thing you expect to happen is to be forced into a marriage with their leader's son. OOC. Slightly sexist. Mobward. R&R REVISED
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,557 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bella, Edward
    Asylum by darkNnerdy reviews
    He is sin personified, wicked and inked, cruelty always at the tip of his tongue. Black wings grace his back, and blood stains his hands. She's the poison he wants to consume, but can she survive?
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,846 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
    The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
    'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,752 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
    It's a Man's Man's World by Ms.Sweden reviews
    In a world ruled by men Rosemarie Hathaway is given away to the Prince of Russia to please him and the higher power. She's becoming his personal courtesan - in own words a slave. No man hand has ever tamed Rose, maybe these hands will? AH/AU full sum ins.
    Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,312 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
    Heartbreaker by Techie.freq reviews
    "Haven't you looked at your financial condition before falling for my daughter?" Edward Cullen still remembers the words of Isabella Swan's father. He also remembers her agreeing with her father. A lot of things have changed. Now he's one of the youngest billionaires of the country. Some things are still the same though. He never forgets the insults.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Dirty South Drug Wars by Hoodfabulous reviews
    Bella and Edward meet at age twelve after the death of Bella's father, a death blamed on the Cullen family.  Their families are sworn enemies, fighting for territory over their rival drug trafficking businesses. Bella and Edward meet again at age eighteen and their attraction to one another is undeniable.  Will their forbidden love destroy them both? A Dirty South Fanfic. AH/OOC
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,801 - Reviews: 4162 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
    30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen - the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group - is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,127 - Reviews: 9811 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
    Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15098 - Favs: 10,431 - Follows: 5,573 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
    Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20344 - Favs: 12,566 - Follows: 7,117 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
    Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11068 - Favs: 5,765 - Follows: 5,964 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
    How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
    Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6245 - Favs: 4,751 - Follows: 5,388 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
    Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
    After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5839 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
    There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
    Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12665 - Favs: 10,522 - Follows: 4,532 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Being Bella Swan reviews
    This is the story of my life. It is extremely embarrassing and utterly ridiculous. I just don't understand how so many things can go wrong in one person's life, but it can. Follow me on my journey. Minimal drama, maximum laughs and tonnes of sexual tension!
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 1/12/2017