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I Have Always Love The Dark Side
Paring I love in Harry Potter: Best- Harry/Fleur(when Fleur's not written as nice and stupid-healing witch), Second-Harry/Bellatrix (when she's insane, that's her charm, people who don't realize it shouldn't do Hellatrix), Last- Honks- cheery, awesome character
Pairing I hate- Bill/Fleur (Bill don't deserve it), Ron/Hermione(Ron's a stupid buffoon, Hermione's a control-freak, stupid characters), and lastly, everything slash, simply disgusting (all in imagination of young schoo girls who can't face reality, guys poking their cock in other guys ass, i wanna puke), oh yeah, and Lily/Snape(Snape is a greasy bastard, no one will ever love him)
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore),Deskara Sundarskular(Saphira in Eragon , weird ain't I)
If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333,Deskara Sundarskular
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naru, Sensatsu Suisho Drifter, Korraganitar the NightShadow,Deskara Sundaskular
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your siggy and add your name to the ever growing list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil genius of the C.O.C.A., Invader Miley Phantom,dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, WolfofDoom, Mizu-Kitsune10, Takaiteishu Naruto, Korraganitar the NightShadow,Deskar Sundaskular
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333,Deskara Sundaskular
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Out of all the things i've lost...I miss my mind the most"
"I am currently out of my mind. If i am not back in 5 minutes please send a search party to find me."
"When a single person suffers from a delusion, its called a mental disorder, but when its suffered by many, many people, it's called religion"-?
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes, after that, who cares!? You are a mile away and you got his shoes."
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.
"Adrift in a sea of darkened vision, with pain as the only drift to attach too, the mind seeks a rational for its disturbances. If we are hated, then why? If we are feared, then for what? If we are loved, then where does it show? Does it show in the bruises - the gashes, and bone splinters? If love were to be true to the torturous name it is so often given, do we measure it in ache and heartache? Truly then, am I the holy one. For each hand they lay upon me, how shall I be known to give it back? Will I open my arms to weak and strong - sickly and whole, alike? Or shall I return kindness with kindness - hatred with hate? Can I be the hero, when I can only play hurt. Can I be the healer, though I can't even heal myself? Why? Why do the crowds part from me as if I were Moses to the red seas? No holy presence guides my hand, nor evil - though the whispers would explain my words to be a lie. Should a child be forced to live a lepers life, though his heart beat's stronger than most. The answer is simple: No. So label me as I am, then, a man. For I possess no fond memorial to childhood, I hold no fragmented blanky to my chest. Though my stature isn't even the match for some several years behind me, my age has never been marked or measured by a day of birth. 'Demon' they call me, and spit upon my shoe. 'Away' they shout at me, and defile even my meagerest of meals. Have I done them wrong? No, certainly not. I have even helped them to destroy me, for it is my curse to always come back. And I must smile, always smile, for to show weakness is a thing I can not afford. If I am to be shunned as a mongrel, stoned and hunted as if I were a rabid stray, then I must emulate the feral, and hide all my pain away. But there is no rest for the weary, while the wicked have the numbers to rest and grow stronger. Alas, they have beaten me, and I must now give up what I may. I can not, in good conscience, let an animal suffer, and that is all that I am. So, as my last act - my last example of Nindo keeping, I shall put this cur down. I would ask though, please - remember me when I'm gone. If not to mourn me, then to hate me still if it is your wish. I will never fulfill my dreams of Kagedom, but that doesn't mean I want to slip away forgotten. I leave this world now, not with a bang or whimper, but with a last few quiet words. To all of those I could have loved, and to those who could have loved me - I cannot wait alone any longer, and I am sorry to have taken the cowards way out. I shall miss you, though we've never met, and, although we have never met, I would like to think of you missing me in return."- Naruto Uzumaki- Kage of the Graves
Things you shouldn't say to cops.
1. "Sorry about knocking up your wife."
2. "Oh, hey officer. Why'd ya wake me up? What? I've been asleep this whole time, I don't remember running over any crossing guards."
3. "How about I buy you a dozen donuts and you let me off the hook?"
4. "Is that a pistol in your holster or are you coming on to me?"
5. "Hey Ociffer! Whaddaya been upwards to, huh?"
6. "Oh, sure! You arrest me for drunk driving. But, when some other cop does it, you go get donuts!"
7. "You're a member of the force, right? So... where's the lightsaber?"
8. "I know that you'd much rather be drinking coffee right now, so, what's stopping you?"
9. "I'm just a student driver... Honest."
10. "So... About the whole 'You'll never take me alive' thing... That was just a joke..."
11. "Yeah, I'd like a large fries, A whopper, One milkshake... wait, no, make that two milkshakes, and a stack of flapjacks."
12. "So, I was going 120 in a school zone? Then you must have been going 125 to catch me. Good job officer... Good job."
13. "Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
14. "What do you mean 'stealing from the evidence locker is illegal'? You do it all the time!"
15. "Hell yeah! a 500 ticket! I finally broke my record!"
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (Read at your own risk =P)
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
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Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! xD
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run away... he hates that.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
Sorry I couldn't make it to church--I was busy practicing witchcraft.
Your face is like the sun--not because it is beautiful, but because I can only look at it for a minute.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.
For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.
I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. ..
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
my age : 18-23 it depends
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I look stressed!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
When it comes to thought, some people will stop at nothing.
If you can see this car, my cloaking device is broken.
My car ate your fish.
I'm just driving this because the kids kept falling off the broom.
Jesus saves. Allah forgives. C'thulu thinks you'd make a good sandwich.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
My other car is a BROOM!
HONK if you've never seen an Uzi shot out a car's back window.
Christianity: The belief that some Cosmic Jewish Zombie will make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.
May the fetus you save be a Black Gay Wiccan Democrat.
People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
Freya, goddess of Love and War: If you can't lay 'em, slay 'em!
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years. (Cathy Ladman)
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. (Bern Williams)
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you refuse to believe that the Harry Potter pairings revealed after the end of the series are true, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
1.Politics is the most accurate word in our language, because "Poli" means "many", and "tics" means "blood sucking insects".
-"I've got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!"
P.S. I was actually exactly 50 percent human and 50 percent dragon
P.S.S. I am obessed with eternal life and vampires( because of their life and looks). I believe these to be true, I will be immoratal, I will find a way, no matter what it takes!
P.S.S.S.Damn it !!All of you!! Shut up !! I'm not gay!! (Kidding, not the gay part, but the mad part, but, seriously, I ain't gay!! If you doubt that I'll kill you)