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Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 484,522 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Green Dreams by I-Mushi reviews
Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 265,378 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Zack F.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30350 - Favs: 16,753 - Follows: 14,594 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,555 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 6,811 - Follows: 7,877 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
The Violet Room by Sarehptar reviews
While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 236,681 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Demyx, Zexion] Ienzo
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Want by his last walk reviews
All Roxas wanted was to be normal, go to high school, and get away from his prestigious modeling life. What he didn't expect was a particular hormonal redhead to make things a little, well, complicated. Boylove! AkuRoku main.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,013 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Harry Potter and the Darkest Vindications by Xarkun reviews
How Harry's life would have changed had he never heard that Dark Wizards come from Slytherin. Would he still be the hero we know and love, or would he become even worse than Voldemort? How would he navigate obstacles? Who would help him along the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 191,299 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blue Moon by WasabiLemon reviews
Sora, a recently chosen slayer with a knack for running into trouble, finds himself growing closer to the gifted vampire Riku and the rest of his family, despite their unsavory tendencies; however, his association with the powerful vampiric bloodline eventually draws the ire of the ancient organization that dominates vampiric conduct...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 182,233 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Riku, Sora
Unexpected Baggage by Raicheru reviews
After stealing his latest car, Grimmjow brings it home to start taking it apart. But when he gives it a once over, he finds an unexpected, reheaded surprise in the trunk. Yaoi- GrimmxIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,537 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Stygian Solace by Uzumaki-sama reviews
By taking Riku's hand, Sora alters their destinies, and Riku takes his rightful place as the keyblade master. Now as Riku plays between his duty as a hero and his own confused judgment, Sora tries to suppress the darkness within both of them. RS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 613,451 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Brain Damage by antisaints reviews
Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,729 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Invisible M by Tobirion reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Show Me The Money by kurosora1984 reviews
Roxas always thought that love meant sex. Axel always thought that that sex meant girls. But when Axel finds himself falling hard for a male prostitute, he may very well lose everything for the one he loves. AkuRoku, Zemyx, cameos.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 182,572 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Special Discount by Blue Funk reviews
Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Almost Karma by BluWhispers reviews
They say that what goes around comes around - and this time Cloud is given a chance to get what he wants. Back at the beginning. SephirothCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 108,646 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Face on the Soda Bottle Label by Tala Mitena reviews
For Sora, finding his soulmate was easy. All he had to do was drink a soda. But convincing his soulmate they are truly meant to be? That's another story. RS.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,021 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Sora, Riku
Hearts That Pump Dust by the.israel.project107 reviews
Sora's living it up, watching the stars. Roxas is delivering flowers, aiming for peace. Axel is - searching. You don't just *leave* Organisation XIII. Not with your heart intact. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 166,440 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Slumberland by Ladelle reviews
When Naruto's world literally fades to black, he is left with one resolve: to find the one who saved him. Naru/Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,506 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Salacity by Brunette S Angel reviews
After a fight at school Cloud meets Leon, an alluringly jaded and surprisingly amiable newcomer whose mysterious personality captures Cloud completely. Tony, Cloud's usual attacker, doesn't like this one bit and will do anything to keep Cloud miserable.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,720 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Hidan vs Edward Cullen by frostberry reviews
Hidan vs. Edward Cullen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Complete 180 by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Sora's childhood sweetheart suddenly moves back to the island, and 'she' isn't quite what he remembers...in more ways than one. During a crazy summer of odd friendships and high fashion, Sora struggles to find his identity in a conformist world. RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 206,857 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Riku, Sora
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Veela Struck by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,275 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2609 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ninja! by Ladelle reviews
In the real world, Naruto tries his darnedest to convince Sasuke that yes, he is indeed a ninja. One-shot, humor. Naru-Sasu-Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Undead Secrets by BitterIcing reviews
Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2006
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Under My Skin by BeautifulFiction reviews
The face in that frame was one he knew all right, but it was not the one he had been born with. Roy/Ed body-swap fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,961 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
It's just you and me by Nejinee reviews
Roxas is the new kid in town. He has a lot to learn in school, life and love. Will Axel be his saving grace?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 170,990 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Soldier's Welcome by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, RWHG. It's the first year of Auror training for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. But Harry has plenty of other things to worry about than Draco. At least at first. First story in the Running to Paradise trilogy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,987 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trust in God, or, The Riddle of Kyon by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
In their third and final year at North High, Kyon confronts the implications of the Riddle of Epicurus for his relationship with Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Office Space by Loid reviews
Version 2.0 begins now. GrimmIchi. AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,334 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Like Ninja Fighters by Jelp reviews
There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disadvantaged Children by thetwistedtruth reviews
Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,222 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
Surface Flaws by ineXpressible reviews
The invisibility started with one silly wish upon a star. At least Sasuke's doormat personality, Sai's attempts at matchmaking, and a mission gone wrong were all quite normal in the life of Naruto Uzumaki... Wait. What? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,874 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For My Pride and Your Promise by eftee reviews
It’s said that if you separate the Vessel from the Keeper, all hell will break loose. It’s only natural that Hell not only breaks loose, but spills over when the Vessel and Keeper awake to find they were separated for over a hundred years. SasuNaru GaaSak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,666 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tears and Rain by BeautifulFiction reviews
For every second that you touched him, for every moment that you hurt what is mine, I am going to make you burn." Political Intrigue. Developing Roy/Ed relationship. AU. Full summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 199,320 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Ah, Screw it All! by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,401 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3382 - Favs: 4,878 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Should Never Hurt You by Vermillion Lies reviews
Cloud likes Leon who wants Rinoa. Leon's oblivious to Sora who's glued to Riku. Roxas doesn't want to admit things, but Axel does. Larxene and Namine just wanna have fun. Demyx just likes messing with Zexion's head. Rated for mature themes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,667 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? by chocolateee reviews
When Naruto accidentally signs himself and Kiba up for AP French, he certainly didn't realize what he was getting into. And with a certain Uchiha right on his tail, with very...open feelings for the blonde, it will be quite a year to remember. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Axis by M. Bautista reviews
Roxas had always known where his life was going. So how was it that one psychotic bundle of red spikes could change things so much, and make him realize how dissatisfied he really was? M for later lemons, language, and implied sexual themes. Akuroku. YAOI
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,672 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fate's Garden by Rational Lunacy reviews
Sasuke kills Naruto. Sasuke gets killed. They both end up in a new life, and then another life, and another...whoever said life for the children of gods was easy? Watch as they come into their divinity...NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,031 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Babylon by BeautifulFiction reviews
Two years after retrieving his brother's body from the Gate, Edward Elric is still paying the price. Will his debt ever be repaid, or will it finally cost him everything? RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 268,304 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Once upon a time by Samantai reviews
Do you love fairytales? Do you also love Sasunaru? This place tells you their stories.Fourth story:The golden bird part 1: And it all started with those blasted Golden apples... Sasuke's journey for the Golden Frog who stole the apples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,736 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Inertia Creeps by risokura reviews
Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,002 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Vanilla by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Cloud's only friend, Yuffie, had just died a few weeks ago. However, Yuffie can't move on and so she follows Cloud around as a spirit. And she just can't resist the chance to play a prank on Cloud by possessing his body and confessing to someone... LxC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,674 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
An Honest Mistake by dave-d reviews
Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3380 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Precious Days by neko-nya reviews
Risa and Riku were digging through their grandmother's attic and found an album which contains a tragic story of four boys during a time of war... DarkxKrad DaixSat
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,059 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Carmine Complex by The BirdFox Hybrid Productions reviews
Roxas was pretty sure that he would rather subject himself to spontaneous combustion than to deal with the absurdity that came hand in hand with going to a public high school. Unfortunately, fate hated him. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,629 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Roxas, Axel
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love, Shakespeare by 1147694 reviews
[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Connection by darkalbino reviews
Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Sora the love of my life convinces me to drive nearly clear across the country to rescue his twin brother. It wouldn't have been that bad, except we have to bring Kairi along. And Sora's boyfriend. Roxas, you'd better be worth it. AkuRoku, RikuSora. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How I Paid for College by The Writer Triumphant reviews
All Demyx wanted was to go to Juilliard. But when his father refuses to pay the tuition, he has no choice but to get help from Pence, whose motto is 'Illegal is faster'. [AU] [Zemyx] [RikuSora] [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,496 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Wrong Number by Zrina reviews
Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wholly Addicted To You by FruchiSeka reviews
When Sora finds a new neighbour moving in next door: neither does he expect to find a hole in his bathroom wall the next morning nor an odd attraction to who he sees through it. Will love blossom or will it be sealed like the hole in the wall? RxS AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,079 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Effect by Azneyez reviews
Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reckless and Impulsive by VIII of XIII reviews
All Roxas wanted was a simple and convenient way to die. What he got was Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5248 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
One Silver Kunai by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto keeps making trades up from a single silver kunai until he can finally get what his heart desires... SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mansion by the Sea by Snake in the Grass reviews
Riku's out to find himself, Sora's looking for a little summer fun. Roxas is struggling, Axel's discovering. Yuffie needs a tutor and Vincent's happy to provide. Cloud's a mess and a masochist, and Leon, well...Leon just needs to control those hormones.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,979 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Sora, Riku
Waiting by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,803 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Everyone Else is Doing IT by uberneko-zero reviews
Naruto and Sasuke bond unconventionally over XXX Yaoi fanfiction. Neji turns out to have an interesting talent or two. Gaara is Gaara. Psychotic and unpredictable, with a penchant for black.SasuNaru & plotcentric NejiNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,603 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Water by the.israel.project107 reviews
Riku is washed up on the shores of Destiny Island after a terrible storm, only to find that nobody knows he exists. Worse, even Sora doesn't remember him, but the problem goes deeper than just memories. How did this happen, and why? RikuSora,Zemyx,AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 175,843 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Other Way Around by Bjanik reviews
Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marigold by Falaphesian reviews
He never knew what not to do. But he always got it right. Up until The Lightning, The House, and The Kid all came crashing down. Now he just can't stop doing it wrong. Axel x Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,925 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Why The Caged Bird Sings by killah-sama reviews
[DxD KS] Welcome to prison, where the convicts are men, the men are gay, and the gay are drop dead gorgeous. Enter Dark, who wants to bang his new, innocent cellmate. Now enter Daisuke – something Dark wholly plans to do. Ah, the wonders of the big house.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,338 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
So You Want To Be King Of Hell? by Novelist Pup reviews
This story is the epic tale of when canon died, and it's all Naruto's fault. Seriously. [SasuNaru][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
gin and sin by archy the cockroach reviews
even if i 'quit', there's not a chance in hell i'll stop. AU, slash, het.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,016 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Axel, Roxas
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3693 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everything I Hate Revolves Around You by Lacrymosa-Nightmare reviews
Daiuske is the most unpopular kid at school,Dark's the most. He yerns to be like Dark, yet hates what Dark is. Though it all, Daiuske is trying to cope with who he is and the person he's begining to become drawn to who's both his salvation and his poison.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,388 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Dark M., Daisuke N. - Complete
Chronicles of the Deceased by wild-filly reviews
The requested 'sequel' to Mind Games! If you put two competitive, twisted, hopelessly paranoid and reluctantly affectionate geniuses in the same afterlife together, eternity truly doesn't stand a chance of normalcy. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,155 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 146 - Published: 7/4/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dominant and Recessive by thepragmatist reviews
In which Naruto's child doesn't end up looking like he wanted. Stupid dominant Uchiha genes... SasuNaru. Short and Crackish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ruby Luster by Lacrymosa-Nightmare reviews
Daisuke wants a job so he turns to his friend Satoshi for help. Well, he gets a job alright! Complete with bikering twins, a hyper VP and a perverted egotisical model, the world of modeling at a top rate magazine might drive him crazy! DaixDark, SatoxKrad
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,174 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 357 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Born To Be Wild by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora Harada absolutely can’t stand that arrogant rich boy Riku Masaki. Then, Sora’s best friend Kairi blackmails him into putting himself up for auction at the school fund raiser. Unfortunately for Sora, it’s Riku who buys him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,971 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Riku, Sora
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tease by paintthesilence reviews
Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,770 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
All According to Plan by heythatsmybike reviews
Sasuke always had a plan B. Well... almost always. NaruSasu. ***DISCONTINUED***
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Suburbia by Falaphesian reviews
With a runaway ferris wheel and the sinking of the sun, Riku's life was forever changed. Thrown into a cold and hostile new world, he battles locals, relatives, and himself as he tries to seek out a little shelter from a major storm. RikuSora, SoraRiku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,073 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Enough by Rosalyn Angel reviews
[AU, AxelRiku] Sometimes love doesn't need to be completely overwhelming. Sometimes, it just needs to be good enough. [complete]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,008 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Riku, Axel - Complete
Pokemon Master, Sasuke by Maliciously Creative reviews
SasuNaru KakaIru, ShonenAi, Yaoi Ch. 18 up! What happens when you lose the one you loved the most? But denial is a tricky thing... causing you to see the one you love most as a pokemon and you as his trainer. NOT ABANDONED! Still working on it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,193 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004
Remote Control by Kikiko reviews
Roy has found a new toy he wants to try and Edward is the unwilling guinea pig. Roy X Ed. Please review. oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gravity by redwing55 reviews
When Sora's parents sign him up for a summer climbing camp, he's less than enthusiastic. But with some interesting new friends, and a handsome, infuritating boy to deal with, this week could be more interesting than he thought...SoraRiku, AxelRoxas, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,763 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Love On A Rotten Day by Slashapalooza reviews
Riku thought it sounded so simple. Seduce Sora. Get it on tape. Instant popularity. Of course, some things are easier said than done and Sora wasn't the kind of guy to take that lying down. Pun fully intended.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,725 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Riku, Sora
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hard Definitions by NocturnalFerri reviews
Rukia asks Ichigo to help her understand the meaning of a word. Poor, poor innocent and very flustered Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3123 - Favs: 4,848 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 618 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Naruto Unlimited by Soritia reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura leave for a suicide mission. Have our young heros died so soon? or is it all part of a larger scheme? not a crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,046 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 9/10/2004
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 3,962 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Slowmance by June-kun reviews
After Krad moved Satoshi to a new daycare, he finds out that the guy has been admiring for 3 years has a little brother, one who goes to the same center. He finally gets to meet Dark face to face. Beginning a long slow romance to be. Complete
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Silent Treatment by Apple Addiction reviews
Sasuke is tired of Naruto's constant chattering so he demands Naruto to shut up. And Naruto did just that. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Story of my Life by Kali Swifteye reviews
UNDER GOING SERIOUS REVISION. HAD TO TAKE A LONG BREAK, BUT AM BACK AND SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS STORY EVEN BETTER! Will let you know when it's all done, am looking for GOOD beta to help out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,060 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How to Recognize an Uchiha by WolfPilot06 reviews
Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flavors by kisaru reviews
Sasuke has two goals in life. One is to kill Itachi. The second is a bit more complicated. [ SasuNaru fluff ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2005
Serenade by kimi no vanilla reviews
There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Avenger by Hana J reviews
Itachi was going on ninety-eight and Sasuke was still trying to kill him...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2005
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Best Tasting Noodles reviews
I didn't fall in love with him right away. But you're damn right I was attracted to him, enough to have stalked him since middle school. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
With Wings of My Own reviews
Eight years. It had been eight long years since Daisuke Niwa took a step on his own two feet. But with a dimension-shattering appearance and a soul baring form, he finds the world and himself once more. Gift fic for cheshirecat.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
Brace Yourself reviews
Enter Uchiha Sasuke, the lazy class president who lives next door to a crazy Naruto Uzumaki. A strange encounter begins a series of supernatural events that pull Sasuke into a whole new world. Sad thing is the world doesn't want him in it. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Of All the Things reviews
Of all the missions Tsunade could've given Naruto, he just had to receive the one where he has to give a lecture on Kekkai Genkais. Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Twenty Centimeters Away reviews
-DxD,SxK- A "first day of school" ends with drunken students passed out on the floor, a teacher who just doesn't stop screaming, and a new perverted student who won't leave Daisuke alone. But trouble seems to love Daisuke, as it follows him home.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,758 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
Five Ways on How to Embarrass Your Lover reviews
Five guaranteed ways on how to embarrass your lover...and just about anyone.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Dark M. - Complete
Inexorable reviews
With the resurrection of a former enemy, things go practically explode as Max and the flock try to decode the mystery that surrounds them. New obstacles and old ones pursue them with even more dangerous plans than before. Drama, humor, plotbunnies. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Max, Fang
The Truth Doesn't Always Set You Free reviews
Dark and Krad achieve their own bodies from a spell cast by Daiki. Only now, Dark has developed quite a liking toward innocent little uke's and apparently, he's not the only one.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Daisuke N.
Closing the Opening reviews
-DaixSato- A typical night of chasing the elusive Kaito Dark Mousy ends in an unusual way when Satoshi ends up unconscious. When he wakes up, he finds himself lost in an ocean of feelings. The only hope comes in the form he never expected.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H.
Yuugi's Christmas Adventure reviews
Oneshot. Yuugi goes christmas shopping for himself. Theres only three cases of hairgel left and Seto wants it. What happens? The narrator makes them compete in a contest of course! Crack-fic.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete