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Joined 07-28-08, id: 1649931, Profile Updated: 03-31-16
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Alex Rider.

Hey everyone!

The name is foxermit. Please don't ask me to explain that one because I don't think it is possible to do. I've actually had this account for years now and my name has changed a few times. I blame it on my wee child self that was completely clueless and indecisive.

I'm of the female variety and too old to be spending all my free time reading fanfiction (Hint: early twenties). I do it anyway and try to ignore other unimportant things like real life.

I am definitely an introvert and a gigantic nerd. I have a wild variety of interests, but with things like books and movies, I tend to enjoy science fiction, fantasy, action, adventure, and that type of thing. I'm not such a huge fan of the romance genre, just because I find them so utterly predictable. That doesn't include romantic comedies since those just make me laugh.

Lord of the Rings is my one true love and I'm not sure anything will ever top it. Harry Potter is a few steps behind. Mythology is fascinating. Science is brilliant. I found manga and anime a few years ago which was a joy. I worked at a library for a while in the children's section and found that I enjoyed some of the chapter books despite being much older than the target audience. And of course, I love me some Disney.

Some fandoms and other interests:

Lord of the Rings.

No explanation necessary on this one. Both books and movies are glorious. They are pure magic. My best friend and I attempt, and usually succeed, to set aside a day every year for a movie marathon (extended versions of course). I’ve only seen them at least half a dozen times, so I don't think it’s too ridiculous :). I am also undefeated in LotR trivial pursuit. Though to be honest, I just have had good luck and get the easy cards. I may have dressed as a hobbit at one point.

Harry Potter.

The entire HP universe and the idea of a magical world is fascinating. Hermione is probably my favorite character in the series, but I will admit to loving Draco as well. I find his character extremely interesting. I liked Ron much better in the books than movies, as is Ginny. Harry is cool when he is not too busy being an angst ridden teenager. I prefer the books to the movies, but given the limitations movie adaptions have and comparing it to other movie adaptions, overall I think they did a good job. I may or may not be the owner of a boxed set of the books stored in a Hogwarts trunk, an elder wand pen, and a slytherin house scarf.

Doctor Who.

Nine will always be my doctor just as Rose will forever be my favorite companion. I loved how good they were for each other. I've only seen new who, but my goal is to go back and watch the original series. I've liked all of the doctors (though I do have my preferences). I never connected with Martha the same way I did with some of the other companions, but I still think she was badass. Thinking about Donna just makes me want to cry. Amy was empowering. For some reason, Clara's character irked me and I have mixed feelings about River, depending on when you are talking about. I liked her in the beginning and in her last episode, but I felt like some of her characterization that made her so great disappeared in the middle episodes of her arc. Jack needs to return.

Marvel (Cinematic Universe).

Unfortunately, I haven't read any of the comics but I have done some research on the background and stories of characters I found the most interesting. By which I mean Black Widow and Captain America. Black Widow is a complex and fascinating character that I wish we saw more. I find Natasha and Steve's friendship amusing. Thor is especially great to look at. Not that any of them are bad on the eyes.

Disney

I'm talking the old school stuff that I grew up with. I haven't seen all of the recent ones. Mulan is my girl. Peter Pan was one of my favorites growing up. Aladdin, Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and the Little Mermaid are all great too. Who am I kidding, I liked them all. I've always been jealous of Belle since I want my own library and swimming lessons were sometimes a struggle since I was too busy pretending I was Ariel.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

I had never read these until a little kid who always came into the library begged me too. I'm really too old; they're meant for kids but I enjoyed them anyway. Percy's sass is always good for a laugh. Also, the mythology was interesting. I actually haven't thought about this series for a while, but just got around to finishing the Heroes of Olympus series recently and it reminded me what an easy and enjoyable read the books are. I struggle to find fanfiction in this category since it is a series for younger readers a lot of the writing reflects this.

Others movies/tv shows/books worth mentioning:

Star Wars. Indiana Jones. Jurassic Park.

Firefly. Merlin. Avatar: the Last Airbender

Alex Rider

Hetalia. Fairy Tail. Kuroko no Basuke. Cardcaptor Sakura (My very first anime, I watched every Saturday morning as a kid and on this list because of that)

There are tons and tons of others, but I only listed some of the ones that I have loved for a long period or have been reading/watching recently. I'm always looking for a good read, so be it a fanfiction or actual publication, I would love to know your favorites!

So a little update on my stories...

There's No Place Like Home - Completed.

Maximum Saving - Completed. Please stop asking for me update. There is a reason the status is set to complete. I completed it in 2009 for god’s sake. Feel lucky that I haven't deleted it since it was so long ago and my writing has changed so much.

Another Alex Rider - Deleted. Let’s be honest—it was terrible. Dreadful. Awful. Embarrassing. I mean, look at the title. Obviously, there was no hope for it from the beginning. I was holding out in the hope I would get it revamped and rewritten into a halfway decent story seeing as my writing had improved so much (thank god) and I had an actual plot thought out, but it doesn't look like that is going to happen anytime soon. So I deleted it. It made me shudder thinking about it just sitting there, still available for people to read and melt their brains with.

Angel Wings (Maximum Ride/Mortal Instruments crossover) - Deleted. It was up for adoption for a long time, but after three attempts of someone offering to adopt it only for it to fall through, I've decided to give up. Someone also informed me while I was still writing it that someone was copying my work and posting it elsewhere under his or her own name, so that sort of killed it for me as well. I apologize to those of you who were hoping for a continuation.

If you find mistakes or typos in my writings, (the few that actually exist) do me a favor and let me know so I can fix them. Please!

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Rebuilding by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,374 - Reviews: 33750 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 3382 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future (Slight AU OotP—DH) Dramione - Pureblood!Hermione - Rated M for language, violence, and sexual scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 180,072 - Reviews: 5211 - Favs: 5,935 - Follows: 3,560 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Don't Tense Up by Nilly's Issue reviews
The Trials and Tribulations of Creating a Painkiller for a Super-Soldier in Tights: a story by Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Breaking and Entering by Initial A reviews
It almost became a running joke, to see how often and how creative she could get to enter his apartment, and how long it would take him to notice she was there or did something.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Blue and Other Colors of Heartbreak by Nilly's Issue reviews
(CA:WS Spoilers) When Natasha arrives at the river, the Winter Soldier is pushing his hands into Steve's bleeding stomach, and he keeps repeating, "I know him."
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Breakdown by Ara Reed reviews
He's lost everything, joined a group he hated in order to escape the one he hates more, and now Scorpia is back again to snatch him from the SAS' clutches. Not if he has anything to say about it! K-Unit and an enemy from Malagosto OC. REWRITE, updated regularly.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,605 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The War Of Light And Shadow by Freddie23 reviews
In a world changed by the rising of power in Mordor, Legolas gets entrusted with the life of a young boy. But he gets more than he bargained for as he must fight for his own life, for Aragorn's life and for the very future of Middle Earth. AU. Not slash. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 83 - Words: 517,950 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Starting Anew by Starry Bright Light reviews
Life's a journey of ups and downs for Alex. And living with the Pleasures just wasn't working out. He couldn't live with them trying to control his life. So, the choice was made—he had to get away. Of course, life couldn't be as simple as that... all it took was one simple change to turn life—as he knows it—upside down.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,394 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Holly Leaves by CaptainOzone reviews
"When I first heard about your magic, Merlin, my opinions of you did not change. They solidified, and I saw more truth to what I had observed than I ever had before." Merthian AU. Set post-5x04. Post-Reveal. Rated high T for suggestive content in final chapter. Special thank you to ErinNovelist for the book cover!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,160 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Mithian, Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
What's in a Name? by Sydelle Rein reviews
"His name's not even Merlin!" Arthur shouted, rounding on his servant again, jabbing a finger in his direction. Merlin flinched. / Arthur's discovered something. And he's not happy about it. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 250 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
When I Least Deserve It by Literaria reviews
Merlin is convinced he has to die for Arthur again. Arthur gets wind of it and is having none of it. Desperate times do as such times are often wont to do, and produce desperate measures. Spoilers for S4. Very light T.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Rider on the Storm by swabloo reviews
Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 198 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, John W. - Complete
One Hundred by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 3729 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,577 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
The Call of Duty by Drovenich reviews
America is falsely accused of destroying another country. Devastated, he disappears. Years later, Canada is forced to pick up the pieces and give the world the closure it desires. And he does so dutifully. In the most painful way possible. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Lethal Secrets by TheUlmuri reviews
Between the looming threat of WWIII and a transparent attack on his school, MI6's once reluctant teenage spy, seventeen-year-old Alex Rider’s two lives are about to come crashing together in the worst way possible. But even the best have limits.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,041 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Taste the Rainbow by prone2dementia reviews
No pairings. To avoid recognition from K-Unit, Alex acts flamboyantly gay. Tom not-so-reluctantly plays along, but things don't go as planned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Perfectly Normal by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex is alone. Scorpia want him dead. These are the facts. But Alex knows only too well that in the world of lies and espionage, even basic truths can change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,198 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 7,726 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Survive by Gollum's Fish reviews
COMPLETE! While traversing Caradhras, Legolas and Gimli get seperated form the main group. Can they survive the mountain's rage? More to the point, can they survive each other?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
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There's No Place Like Home reviews
Alex returns to the flat he shares with Tom with a little more excitement than is strictly necessary. Short little one-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Maximum Saving reviews
The flock kicks Max out of the flock. 4 years later she has a new life and a new family. What happens when some people from the past show up and stir up a whole new set of problems? Read & Review
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,598 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete