My heart's silver and green, my mind's bronze and blue. Ravenclaw for the win.
"Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet."
"Some people think I'm crazy because I talk to myself all the time. The truth is I have no one else to talk to."
...color/food/band/movie: sorry, ain't got one
...HP characters: Draco, Snape, Luna.
...HP pairings: Remirius, Sevily, Denga, Floliver, Hedric, Astheo (haha), Druna, Dransy, DRYRTLE!
Obs: if you don't know what they stand for, you have no life.
...color/food/band/movie: sorry, ain't got one.
...HP characters: Hermione, Arrogant Know-It-All and Da Mudblood.
...HP pairings: James/Lily, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Astoria, Lupin/Tonks, Neville/Luna.
Obs: those ain't cool enough for name mixing.
Last year, I wrote a really incredibtastic Lucius/Narcissa drabble for the Secret Santa on the HPFC, but it's already on the Secret Santa account, so I can't post it here, which saddens me very much. The most I can do to keep you, dear readers, from facing the horid fate of not reading that drabble is to post a linky link for it >here
Now go read it. And review it.
Read the Xmas drabble? Good, now it's time to check out InsertOneTotallyEpicNameHere's awesometastic freeverses. She's the most incredible person you'll ever meet.
(Message from InsertOneTotallyEpicNameHere, hacking into Rye's dear account, 12/04.)
Aw, you flatter me so. If you're on this page, go read all the stuff at the bottom. Even if you don't know why there is a platypus involved, you won't regret it. I promise. Anyway. I'm hoping dear Rye won't find this message any time soon, but if she does, then, well... I'll get over it. She's awesome enough for that. Maybe too awesome. *dramatic music* Alas, I have words of advice before I leave... don't do drugs, don't murder someone, or multiple people, and eat Marmite. (I keep wondering whether Julia Roberts ever takes bathroom breaks or naps anytime during "Eat, Pay, Love", but then I realize she's Julia Roberts, and of course, has a bladder of steel.) On that note, another bit of advice, do get a decent amount of sleep. Otherwise you'll turn into the undead, and as cool as that may be, can we wait until I'm 18 so that I can handle a power drill without being arrested first? After that, be as undead as you like. Better yet, be undead in America. Then no-one will get hurt. Hopefully. Maybe. Ah, it doesn't matter. I'll comandeer a power drill anyway. And it will also give me a chance to test my theory on whether zombies are reactant to Marmite, because if they are... Brilliance will occur. Albert Einstein-esque brilliance that'll blow all of your minds. You just wait.
Eviesy, dear, I'll leave your message right there, because I think it's awesome. However, I am a Ravenclaw who ships Sirius/Remus and doesn't like movies about penguins, is that understood?
AND DON'T GO READ MY PHINEAS & FERB FANFICTIONS, YOU WILL REGRET IT! YOU'LL GET BLIND!
Why, that's good, because if you didn't, I just put it back again. No, no, it must be those drugs the doctors have been prescribing you that's got you confused - you're a hardcore Hufflepuff, who hates Remus and adores the most depressing film in existence. ("The father leaves to gather food as the mother lays an egg. She then dies. The father comes back. If he has no gathered enough food, he then dies. Without parents, the egg will die. Without friends, the other eggs will die. The penguins all die. The race is extinct. And the cycle repeats itself. Die penguin die. *stab stab stab*")
What she means to say is: AND DO GO READ MY PLATYPUS FANFICTIONS, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT! YOU'LL GET STEVIE WONDER AND HAPPY AND LAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID (Because we all know how infinitly awesome he is actually is.)!
DAMN IT, EVE, STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF!
And it won't get him 'laiiiiiiiiiiiiiid', it'll get him 'laaaaaaaaaaaaid'.
Don't you mean, "Damn it, Eve, stop being some awesome!"? I think that's what you meant. Your brain must be getting muddled up today. Have you taken your pills?
It'll get up laiiiid. It always get's him laiiiiiiiiiid.
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