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My heart's silver and green, my mind's bronze and blue. Ravenclaw for the win.

"Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet."

-Andy Warhol

"Some people think I'm crazy because I talk to myself all the time. The truth is I have no one else to talk to."

- Unknown



Favorite...

...color/food/band/movie: sorry, ain't got one

...HP characters: Draco, Snape, Luna.

...HP pairings: Remirius, Sevily, Denga, Floliver, Hedric, Astheo (haha), Druna, Dransy, DRYRTLE!

Obs: if you don't know what they stand for, you have no life.

Least favorite...

...color/food/band/movie: sorry, ain't got one.

...HP characters: Hermione, Arrogant Know-It-All and Da Mudblood.

...HP pairings: James/Lily, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Astoria, Lupin/Tonks, Neville/Luna.

Obs: those ain't cool enough for name mixing.


Advertising moment:

Last year, I wrote a really incredibtastic Lucius/Narcissa drabble for the Secret Santa on the HPFC, but it's already on the Secret Santa account, so I can't post it here, which saddens me very much. The most I can do to keep you, dear readers, from facing the horid fate of not reading that drabble is to post a linky link for it >here

Now go read it. And review it.

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(Message from InsertOneTotallyEpicNameHere, hacking into Rye's dear account, 12/04.)

Aw, you flatter me so. If you're on this page, go read all the stuff at the bottom. Even if you don't know why there is a platypus involved, you won't regret it. I promise. Anyway. I'm hoping dear Rye won't find this message any time soon, but if she does, then, well... I'll get over it. She's awesome enough for that. Maybe too awesome. *dramatic music* Alas, I have words of advice before I leave... don't do drugs, don't murder someone, or multiple people, and eat Marmite. (I keep wondering whether Julia Roberts ever takes bathroom breaks or naps anytime during "Eat, Pay, Love", but then I realize she's Julia Roberts, and of course, has a bladder of steel.) On that note, another bit of advice, do get a decent amount of sleep. Otherwise you'll turn into the undead, and as cool as that may be, can we wait until I'm 18 so that I can handle a power drill without being arrested first? After that, be as undead as you like. Better yet, be undead in America. Then no-one will get hurt. Hopefully. Maybe. Ah, it doesn't matter. I'll comandeer a power drill anyway. And it will also give me a chance to test my theory on whether zombies are reactant to Marmite, because if they are... Brilliance will occur. Albert Einstein-esque brilliance that'll blow all of your minds. You just wait.


Eviesy, dear, I'll leave your message right there, because I think it's awesome. However, I am a Ravenclaw who ships Sirius/Remus and doesn't like movies about penguins, is that understood?

AND DON'T GO READ MY PHINEAS & FERB FANFICTIONS, YOU WILL REGRET IT! YOU'LL GET BLIND!


Why, that's good, because if you didn't, I just put it back again. No, no, it must be those drugs the doctors have been prescribing you that's got you confused - you're a hardcore Hufflepuff, who hates Remus and adores the most depressing film in existence. ("The father leaves to gather food as the mother lays an egg. She then dies. The father comes back. If he has no gathered enough food, he then dies. Without parents, the egg will die. Without friends, the other eggs will die. The penguins all die. The race is extinct. And the cycle repeats itself. Die penguin die. *stab stab stab*")

What she means to say is: AND DO GO READ MY PLATYPUS FANFICTIONS, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT! YOU'LL GET STEVIE WONDER AND HAPPY AND LAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID (Because we all know how infinitly awesome he is actually is.)!


DAMN IT, EVE, STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF!

And it won't get him 'laiiiiiiiiiiiiiid', it'll get him 'laaaaaaaaaaaaid'.


Don't you mean, "Damn it, Eve, stop being some awesome!"? I think that's what you meant. Your brain must be getting muddled up today. Have you taken your pills?

It'll get up laiiiid. It always get's him laiiiiiiiiiid.

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Dear Muggle: Letters from Hogwarts Students by Hyaroo reviews
As part of a special school assignment, all Hogwarts students had to write a letter to a Muggle who knows about the wizarding world. Here is a selection of the letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Integrity and Compromise by joemoe93 reviews
What are the consequences when Harry doesn't save Draco from the Fiendfyre in the Room of Requirement? Angsty oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Before You Go by p0tterhead reviews
Sirius is waiting to be sent to a high-security cell in Azkaban, but before he does, he has one final visitor... Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Beauty and Beast by templeg reviews
On a grassy bank on a beautiful day in July 1971, Severus Snape has the happiest moment of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The darkness around her by Idawrites reviews
He would die, that was his task, to fail and die. And she would watch. Not as he died, but as he killed himself trying to save everything he knew, everything he had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Chronically Suspicious by TangerineFields reviews
Remus battles with self doubt. Sirius is determined never to let it come between them. RemusxSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Family and Obligations by JackieJLH reviews
A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. A missing scene from Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Everything's perfect, almost by Ilikefairylights reviews
They were out of the way, behind one of the huge pumpkins, in the part of the hall nobody could see, but they were dancing. RL/SB slash, James' point of view. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ramblings on Remus by RoxanneReluisant reviews
Remus sleeps like a rock. Sirius is not so lucky. Marauder Era. Remus/Sirius SLASH. Just super short and fluffy. ONESHOT, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Lesson in Transfiguration by ChimericalParoxysm reviews
Perhaps the Giant Squid is more than just a lurker of the lake...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Giant Squid, Draco M. - Complete
The Question by kelly dawson reviews
Late at night, Rapzunel finds Eugene to ask him a question about something that has been on her mind. One shot!
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Favor Returned by DarkShootingStarMagician reviews
Bonnie's all grown up and the cycle repeats itself, what will happen to her old toys along with Andys? oneshot
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Andy D., Woody
Wanted: Adjustments by AhojWarzawa1389 reviews
The King would much rather Eugene and Rapunzel have separate rooms, it would be absurd to let his flower in the same bed with a man, of course! but Rapunzel is terrified of the dark, and Lucille won't watch the poor girl suffer. Flynn/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Cotton Sheets by youcanreachthestars reviews
Pansy Parkinson misses her childhood sweetheart, and returns to Platform 9 and 3/4 nineteen years after the end of the war, hoping to catch a glimpse of a certain someone. Oneshot. Draco/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
In Which Ron Attempts To Use A Computer by nony0mous reviews
Hermione bought Ron a Mac. Unfortunately for him, the computer hates him. Watch as Ron struggles to make the computer actually work!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Vacation by Will Solace reviews
Voldemort decides to go on a vacation and decides to bring the Death Eaters along. Involves a Loony-Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Voldemort
Cunning as a Fox by TangiblyYours reviews
"This mission was serious, and had to be handled with careful precision and consideration—one wrong move and their plan would be irrevocably ruined." Fred and George go on a secret mission.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Deflowering Of Lily Evans by Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
"Severus Snape wept as the last trace of Lily Evans– his Lily –slowly flickered away." ::Severus/Lily. A birthday fic for Maria Mississippi. Not as smutty as the title makes it seem!::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When He Falls by Rhys reviews
Something's gone wrong in the Malfoy household and it breaks a father's heart. Dark subject matter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Toys Can't Cry by Kohaku no Hime reviews
Toys cannot shed a tear, no matter what the state of their emotions may be. Set between the second movie, implied Woody/Bo.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Woody - Complete
Can't Do This by fishgirlclw reviews
Draco's just a boy, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seventh Son by N-Sarrova reviews
"He had always been as good as her son..." A small introspective one-shot from our favorite mother in the wizarding world as she remembers her youngest son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
Sincerely, With Love, I Hope You Die, Goodbye by Pesky Ixy Pesternomi reviews
In response to the '30 Words or Less' challenge by MioneWazlib, this is my second part, five chapters, ten letters each, between different characters, different situations. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
One Lie by RealityCanWait reviews
Draco could ignore the truth if he was allowed to believe this one lie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Marauders Rhapsody by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
For MioneWazlib's 30 Words or Less Challenge. Based around the Marauders throughout their years at Hogwarts. Short and sweet Sirius/Remus goodness! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
When Sirius Became a Part of Remus by Dawl92 reviews
Remus has a past full of bullies. Sirius has a future full of nights where he has to comfort his lover. Slash, yes. I do not own any of the characters mentioned. I am not making any money off of this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Beautiful Nothings by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Remus doesn't like being on boats, as he often gets sick... however; Sirius has talked him into getting on one... just some random RLSB fluff for HPontopoftheworld
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I've Had It! by luvsanime02 reviews
One-shot. Draco Malfoy is wandering around Muggle London in black leather trousers with no idea how he got there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fragment: Enough by Naissus reviews
Fragment of mindless SBRL fluff the morning after the full moon. With Sirius there, he's okay enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Finished by IcamaneHatake reviews
The final thoughts of Crabbe as he, Goyle and Malfoy attack the Trio durning the Battle of Hogwarts. Written for a contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Vincent C., Draco M. - Complete
The Nightlight by xForeversEndx reviews
Draco Malfoy, afraid of the dark? Draco has to stay at the Dursley's due to situations beyond his control, and Harry discovers a few things about the blonde he wouldn't have expected. And why doesn't Harry find them funny? He does hate the boy... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,229 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mudblood by xCyaniide reviews
Snape has had enough of the use of the word "Mudblood".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Sleep On My Shoulder by SlthrngNbltyWrtnINnk reviews
Just a little story between two friends, one who just happens to have unrequited love for the other!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tournament Night by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Harry x Draco slash. Set during Goblet of Fire. The night before the Triwizard Tournament, Draco can't sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blood by MissTLock reviews
For the 1, 2, 3 Challenge by wild.birds at the HPFC forum. //Draco Malfoy hates Sirius Black//
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Draco M., Sirius B. - Complete
I Once Was Lost But Never Found by tartanbanana reviews
what happens when Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy get drunk in the Room of Requirement together ... definitely not what you would normally think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potter! by Emerald Falchion reviews
An unsupervised detention involving Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter attempting to brew Potions... Oneshot. NOT SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snippets from Slytherin by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
107 drabbles focusing on various Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 30,032 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Alive: Sectumsempra from Draco's POV by Abagael reviews
Written for the House Cup 2010 on the JC Forums, this is the Sectumsempra scene from Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Skittles? by Valkyrie's-Demon reviews
Draco and Blaise beg for a taste of the muggle world. So when Harry brings some candy they claim it will kill them...in very unique ways. If you liked my other one-shot "A Cooke?" you will LOVE this one! Promise it will at least make you giggle or laugh
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Authority Figures by RippedIntoPieces reviews
It is much harder to lie to someone who already knows the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Very Tragical Mirth by Quaggy reviews
Full title: "Very Tragical Mirth: A Tedious Brief Scene of Young Draco And His Love Myrtle" Draco and Moaning Myrtle think they are Romeo and Juliet. Written for a badfic exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Draco M., Myrtle - Complete
Blind Moping Myrtle by Cally Chloe reviews
Myrtle gets new glasses and is teased by her idol, Olive Hornby and her friends. Deciding that enough is enough, she takes refuge in a bathroom on the second floor. A story of what really happened the night she died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Myrtle, Olive H. - Complete
All for 34 Sickles by J-walker reviews
My first ONE-SHOT: What should a completely bored Slytherin boy do when he’s stuck inside a library? What else other than annoy the heck out of a Gryffindor girl…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Phone That Mocked Draco by davestridersjunk reviews
What The HELL Is That?" Draco shouted, spinning on his spot. "Didn't I tell you to answer it Draco?" Hermione asked. "I did! I asked it, where are you from? Can't it say anything but 'ring, ring?" He asked, confusion evident in his tone. A Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Subconscious Meanderings by Elizabeth Mitchell reviews
Harry watches Draco sleeping and can't help but wonder what he is dreaming about. Written for the hd100 "Dreams" prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Training For The Ballet, Potter? by DancingWithRoses reviews
Draco Malfoy laughed and asked his enemy, “Training for the ballet, Potter?” No slash. AU. No magic. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Morsmordre by geekischic reviews
Draco Malfoy receives his Dark Mark and becomes a Death Eater. WARNING: dark!fic, rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
World Domination Foiled Again by erinjoy29 reviews
Lucius Malfoy has discovered a way to help the Dark Lord achieve World Domination. Alas, it is foiled by 'Muggles' of all things...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
MarySue Madonna by septasonicxx reviews
Draco love story. The story of a mary-sue who saves the day. I wrote it with mary-sue intentions, so please don't flame. Just laugh with me, okay? Because I agree that it's terrible. I'm so sorry Draco... I just couldn't resist! Rated coz of the mary-sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Bothering Snape by MinionsOfTheNachoArmyUnite reviews
Written for the 'Let's go bother Snape' challenge. possible three-shot. It was obvious Trelawney was annoying him, but who was behind THIS? Rated for slightly mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Severus S.
The Woes of a Teenage Slytherin by xForeversEndx reviews
When Blaise gets tired of Draco coming up to the dorm upset, he becomes determined to find out what's wrong with his friend. So what DOES have the boy so upset? Read to find out. WARNINGS: Slash. Self harm. Written in three parts. NOT a Blaise/Draco fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Fine Dining by astopperindeath reviews
Draco has to conquer his last Muggle fear: Muggle fine dining.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Everything by Han-22x reviews
Draco is Pansy's everything, she loves him almost too much. However, this love isn't returned and Pansy can't take it. One shot. Please review! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
The Death Eaters go to McDonalds by BellatrixElleLovett reviews
See what happens when the Death Eaters decide they're in the mood for something greasy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Different Shoes by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Professor Dumbledore has an incredible, if insane, idea. To promote inter-house unity and understanding, of course. The students are going to be switching identities! What happens when you don't know whose hair is in your Polyjuice Potion? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unforgivable Curses by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Alastor Moody shows his fourth year Slytherins the Unforgivable Curses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Draco M., Alastor M. - Complete
Boredom Has Officially Taken Over by OrangeJuice7 reviews
Draco has stated that Boredom has finally taken over. While his Slytherin best friend is no help, who does he go to? A Dramione fanfic, very funny! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lightning by Harmonics reviews
Even some of the toughest people can be afraid of thunder and lightning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Deserve by Haruko-Mizumi reviews
He didn't deserve to be treated the way he was. So she treated him differently. Draco/Ginny, brief Harry/Luna, slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
draco malfoy woooo by pucky-ucky-wucky-bucky reviews
hermione's diary. does the title give you any hints?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Warmth on a Cold Night by TatraMegami reviews
Someone climbs into Draco's bed on a cold night. Fluffy with a bit crack and slashy. H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Salvation of the Lake by xForeversEndx reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are leaving Hagrid's one night, only to discover one Draco Malfoy sitting by the lake. Hurtful words are spoken, characters broken, and Harry has a heart to heart with our suicidal Slytherin Prince. Slash, but not graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stupid Hormonal Buggers by OrangeJuice7 reviews
A Dramione Fanfic. Draco and Hermione..alone in a closet....what could they be doing?... PLAYING TRUTH: Very funny. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Numb: The Sequel by Against the Mirror reviews
The cane cut at Draco’s skin like a knife to butter. He cowered helplessly in the corner, knowing that if he tried to escape, Lucius would retaliate twice as hard. He was not surprised when he mother refused to come to his rescue...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Enough Bread Crumbs to Get Home by GenuineRuckus reviews
Draco says his last goodbyes to Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
New Years Celebration by HPSpontaneousCombustionTSO reviews
Give teenagers loads of alchohal and with limited supervision? A New Year's celebration, of course! at Hogwarts! Meant to be funny and OOC. Enjoy! response to the challenge, "New Years Challenge" by burning candle light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Guide To Being A Good Slytherin by LOTRRanger reviews
In which Draco's brilliant speech on being a good Slytherin is unceremoniously interrupted by a particularly insolent first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Malfoy Moment by idlesparrow reviews
A one-shot. It's Christmas eve and Draco and young Scorpius are doing some last minute shopping. A look into their relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Bribery, Blackmail, and One Bad Chicken by LJConnelly reviews
Oneshot. Lucius's slippery ways bite him in the back when some very unusual things start happening to his son after a fancy dinner. Unabashedly silly and a little over-the-top - meant for a good laugh! Family; no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
He does Exist! by HelixForward reviews
"Oh Draco!" I chuckled leading him to the Santa and ignoring his protests. "Come on, you're going to tell Santa what you want for Christmas. Everyone should do it at least once in their life." "No bloody way in Hell woman!" DracoXHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trapped by Han-22x reviews
Draco Malfoy's had enough, he can't take the pressure anymore. Set in the Half Blood Prince. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Remembering Sunday by alosercanwin reviews
A songfic based off of the song Remembering Sunday by All Time Low. Draco searches for Hermione to tell her how much he really loves her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like A Lullaby by xForeversEndx reviews
Sequel to Lines Of Misery. Draco is staying with Harry and the Dursley's over the summer. Warning: Self-Harm, trigger alert. And, of course, slash. Harry is doing all in his power to help Draco get better... will it be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Numb by Against the Mirror reviews
Pain. It was something that never bothered him before. He could put up with such an inconceivable amount of it that it became intoxicating. He’d gone through things no one had ever heard of, nor would the ever believe it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Nightmares by Roselize reviews
Astoria Malfoy is awake again, watching Draco sleep. Won 2nd best oneshot in the Harry Potter Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Muggle Math is Hard! by KatsOnTheAirplane reviews
Hermione teaches Draco how to do Multi-Step Equations. BY the way I did NOT come up with Muggle-Breath. I read it in another fic. So whoever came up with it please don't be mad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Something There by itwasawonderfulsplash reviews
Dialogue and plot based on the Beauty and the Beast song "Something There." It's pretty much Draco and Hermione's theme song, as they find out. Another different kind of songfic! Dramione, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We're Off to See the Wizard by hanilove reviews
This is what happens when Draco and Harry get sent to Dumbledore's office one night. This is also what happens when I have too much free time. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Laughter by brandy01 reviews
She had brought him laughter... DMLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
it made him happy by DallasWinstonLove reviews
harry runs after Draco into moaning myrtle's bathroom, but also a hufflepuff girl follows them. How will she like the fact that Harry is cursing Draco. Draco/OC one shot set in HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Halloween Rite by Pennfana reviews
Snape has a ritual he performs every Halloween...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Unrully hair by Gii3 reviews
Lord Voldemort hates unruly hair, oh yes, he does! “And like… Why do you think I hate Harry Potter so much?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
On the Contrary by snappleducated reviews
In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Last Goodbye by ATigressAshore reviews
When Luna stays in Malfoy Manor, she is tortured and slowly killed. Who is there for the last goodbye?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Falling by xaia013 reviews
Simple Luna-Draco interaction. Nothing too intense, but still cute. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Malfoy's Asylum by sprite.isn't.lemonade reviews
When Luna Lovegood is captured and sent to Malfoy Manor, Draco isn't pleased. But when Bellatrix goes a little too far while she is torturing the girl, Draco must intervene and prove that he is not so weak after all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Birds by Roselize reviews
I'm sorry", Draco whispered, running a finger over the dead birds feathers. "I didn't want you to die". Inspired by a scene in the 6th Potter movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Lonely Runs Both Ways by Obsessivegeekybuffalosnowcones reviews
A short Luna being tortured at Malfoy Manor... yeah. Named after a Allison Krauss and Union Station album.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
The Zoo by Marauder's Mistress reviews
Hermione and Draco spend a day at the zoo. If only Draco knew as much about animals as she did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In The City of Blinding Lights by Writting2StayHalfSane reviews
The Dark Mark. His Mark. Their Mark. The one they shared on their forearms. They were calling him because he was a Death Eater…because he was like them, now." Please, don't discredit because of the pairing. DM/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Poor poor Draco A must read by FullMetalFAIL reviews
So the Dark Lord has been living with the Malfoys. Poor Draco has a few terrifying run ins with You-Know-Who. This will probably scar you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Eraser? by Shy-Hime reviews
Harry is bored. He has an eraser in his robe pocket for some odd reason. Draco is looking for a fight. “Harry stared at the eraser in the palm of his hand. He shrugged, ‘Oh well, he’s asking for it.’”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Voldemort, Snape, and a Toaster by brightmoor reviews
I solemnly swear that I am not under the influence of drugs of any kind. Nothing romantic implied; just, um, wonder to yourselves why they're living in the same house, OK? Just a warning: Voldy uses the d-word at the end. HP belongs to JKR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Death Eaters, A History by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
"You know, Draco…We weren't always called Death Eaters." Draco learns just where the name came from... Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Voldie Takes a Job as a Telemarketer by JAHM PRODUCTIONS reviews
During these trying times, even the almighty Dark Lord has been forced to take up a second occupation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Raise Your Hand of You Want to be That Apple! by Michelle Black a.k.a Elle reviews
Michelle Black makes a bet with Hermione about a certain Blond. The ending results is more than she ever imagine
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Does Luna Lovegood Have Shapely Legs? by Christina.x reviews
One-shot. Draco asks himself, does Luna Lovegood have shapely legs?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
His Wrath by Reidluver reviews
When Voldemort issues an order, he expects it to be followed. Those who fail to do so must suffer the consequences, as Draco is about to find out. HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Draco Malfoy at the Beach by Guro of Flowers reviews
Draco Malfoy soakin' up some rays? Not quite his idea of a good time. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Luna Lovegood: AZ by SheWhoMustRockAndRoll reviews
As the title says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Luna L.
Popcorn Conquers All by Deadly Poppy reviews
Okay, I got bored and wrote a popcorn-based one-shot about random characters that I DIDN'T CHOSE. So, maybe you'll think it's funny. I sure had fun writing it! If you liked it, REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Stories by iwishiwaslunalovegood reviews
iTunes on shuffle. 9 songs. 9 stories. DracoxLuna. Might contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Ten Minutes by Wiccan98 reviews
What would have happened at the end of HBP if Draco Malfoy failed to kill Dumbledore but killed Harry instead? What do you think Voldemort would have said? This is how I think it would go. Collab with Fanfiction user May-La-Nee. No storyline just for fun
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Useless Woman by Invader Hog reviews
My own sequel to “The Oddee” by Kikushi. What happened after Draco rescued Luna from the freezing water?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Oddee by Kikushi reviews
She is odd and unpredictable and he never really cared. That is, until he got an entire dose of her oddity. Luna and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Fix You by kat cubed reviews
While skipping through the 7th floor, Luna hears what she thinks is a Crumple-Horned Snorkack and goes to find it, only to discover that it's not a Snorkack at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
He's My Son by hp-whovian reviews
While in the Forbidden Forest during the Final Battle, Narcissa Malfoy worries about her son. As she waits, she remembers several moments throughout her son's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Four Times Draco Malfoy Was Caught Staring At Luna by Christina.x reviews
One-shot. Draco just can't seem to stop staring at her you know. Luna/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
In the Room of Requirement: The Impossible by Mad Madame Me reviews
AU. Harry's wish comes true and he sees the Room of Requirement as it becomes for Draco, but not in the way he thought it would.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
In Your Shoes by PriiincessaKate reviews
Nat and Alex swap roles for a day. Things get a bit complicated and confusing for the rest of the band! :
Naked Brothers Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Nat, Alex
The Power of Disney by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/"You’re a spineless pale pathetic lot and you haven’t got a clue.” “What did you call me?” Pansy’s eyes widened and her pug face scrunched up in shock.“Who do you think you’re kidding? He’s the Earth and Heaven to you," Draco continued saying./ DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nat's Devastating Decision by PriiincessaKate reviews
Ever since he had let both Rosalina and Kristina in the band, all they did was argue. Now the whole band had joined in.' The bands fighting and Nat's had enough so he makes a decision that will tear the band apart! Can one stranger change his mind?
Naked Brothers Band - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Nat - Complete
An Interview With Lord Voldemort by Sunanda reviews
I was Reading HP and GOF the other day and me wondered how will it be if Rita Skeeter interviewed Lord Voldemort. Well just a humorous interpretation of Interview from my side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Voldemort, Rita S. - Complete
Thoughts by Japanakr11 reviews
What was going through Meg's head when Hercules was going to go through the gates of Olympus? One-shot Read and review please!
Hercules - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Meg - Complete
Slytherin victory! by May La Nee reviews
Draco Malfoy provides victory for Slytherin in a game of Quidditch! Right? Contains extreme violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Crinslocks by diamondxdeatheater reviews
Luna Lovegood & Draco Malfoy oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Mirages of Love by writejoy reviews
Summary inside. I was always content with being a street rat. Always content with being JUST Aladdin's best friend. But when i discovered a terrible secret of the palace, my world started turning upside down. Fairytales aren't for ordinary girls afterall
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Aladdin
Thrill Seeking by Bayou Bebe reviews
All the Dark Lord wanted was a nap! Set in alternative universe, I might continue with a few more chapters if I get a favorable response!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Voldemort, Draco M. - Complete
Suddenly I See Luna Lovegood by lillybug reviews
LunaXxXDraco. Songfic to Suddenly I See by KT Tunstall. Sorry, I suck at summaries. The story is supposed to be touching, I guess. More info in the document. READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
The Life of Flynn and Fletcher by TurboTony00 reviews
Chapter 9 up! The life of Phineas and Ferb. It starts with them building a pool big enough for the whole neighborhood times 4, but who knows what'll happen next. Rated K plus for mild violence and big words younger kids won't understand.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,641 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008
The Curse of the Albino Peacock by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
One-shot. "That peacock is staring at me." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is. And it's making plans to kill me in my sleep." Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2009 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] - Complete
All's Fair in Love and Game Shows by Sonny at Twilight reviews
When the Naked Brothers Band is asked to play on a game show for it's Valentine's Day Special, things heat up when Rosalina suspects Nat likes another celebrity who's also playing on the show. COMPLETE.
Naked Brothers Band - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Rosalina, Nat - Complete
Perfectly Entertaining Hair by Dark'nLightAngel reviews
While staying at home for the holidays, Draco finds himself bored out of his mind. He decides to bother his father. The result? Well, you'll see. Set during Third Year. Just a silly little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Hagrid loves Malfoy by xxBEjrtnfTHxx reviews
Hagrid notices Malfoy teasing Harry and Dumbledore about their gay relationship and instantly falls in love. Really random, includes Hannah Montana because we hate her one-shot Hagrid/Malfoy R&R is appreciated
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Rubeus H., Draco M. - Complete
A Midsummer's Nightmare by livyrosebud reviews
When Phineas and Ferb create a love potion to help Candace win Jeremy's attention, a frustrated Isabella tries to use it to get Phineas to finally notice her. However, things don't go exactly as planned....
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Email my heart by Music of the wind reviews
Nat and Rosalina get into a fight. Nat gets Rosalina's email and sleeps outside her window. Rosalina and Nat make up but Nat gets sick from being outside in the cold overnight.
Naked Brothers Band - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Nat, Rosalina - Complete
Opertation: Turkey by tiff0795 reviews
It's Thanksgiving Day and Phineas and Ferb have to make the turkey. What could possibly go wrong? First story in my new Phineas and Ferb holiday choronical series. slightly spiritual
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Dear Diary, by literaryobsession reviews
What happens when Luna Lovegood's diary was found by somebody else ...And that somebody else was the main topic in her diary? OneShot..DracoLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Hearts Failing, Hopes Falling by PerryThePlatypusFan reviews
Sort of a musical. Phineas gets heart failure. BEWARE: SUPER LONG! Rated K plus for dramatic stuff not for kids younger than 12! Do not read if you love Perry, Phineas or Ferb!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,448 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008
The Death Eaters Go Marching One By One, Hoorah! by Elaine Dawkins reviews
Alternate ending to J.K. Rowling's series "Harry Potter".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus by NycterisM reviews
Draco/Luna. Luna is curious to test out the school motto.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
That Isn't Me III by Yemi Hikari reviews
Luna Lovegood falls asleep in Potions class and dreams a very wierd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
A request from the Dark Lord by Fluffy and Scary Satanic One reviews
The Dark Lord wants something a bit... unusual, and his followers get it for him. We don't remember what we were smoking when we wrote this. Implied Slash in some parts, but nothing graphic, just so you've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Voldemort, Draco M. - Complete
Get Some Shoes by Invader Hog reviews
ONESHOT Draco stumbles upon another one of Slytherin's jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Barefoot Blues by Invader Hog reviews
Complete Luna is trying to get her shoes and falls on the Prince of Slytherin himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Brothers in Arms by vegetasbubble reviews
One cold, stormy night, Draco awakens from a nightmare screaming. His roommate, best friend Blaise Zabini, helps him through the night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Happiness Is Too An Illness by pablodivaridesagain reviews
Draco's happy. The Slytherins are very, very afraid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Un amor sin vida ni muerte by Ruebelt reviews
Cuando por las noches, Astoria Duerme y Scorpius se remueve dentro de ella. Draco va a su sala y recuerda a la unica persona que en verdad lo ha comprendido... Draco/Mirtle
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Spanish - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Draco M., Myrtle - Complete
Together, Alone by apostrophet reviews
During HBP, Myrtle provides a noncorporeal shoulder for Draco to lean on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Draco M., Myrtle - Complete
Of Coffee and Twitching Hands by SpazzyNinjaSpork reviews
Luna finds a defeated Draco Malfoy on the ground while searching the castle for survivors. Needless to say, she strikes up conversation with the injured boy. [DracoLuna] [HP7] [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Good Morning, Voldemort by I Ate Draco Malfoy reviews
Draco Malfoy sings HIS version of Good Morning, Baltimore from Hairspray. Silliness ensues. Sing it with him, would ya?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
The Letter by Shinigami's-Girl reviews
Narcissa receives a letter from Draco, informing her about Buckbeak's attack on him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Those Darn Nargles by RandomLuv reviews
Draco's trying to study and enjoy his pumpkin juice. Luna is trying to save him from the nargles. DracoXLuna drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Draco's mistake by likepandaiguess reviews
draco made a mistake hahahahahahahahahaha
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Weasley's Get a Wii! by LeadingLadies9394 reviews
Weasleys. Wii. 5 muggle bands. pirates. pixies. dragons. one house. love. Complete chaos. Written by Leading, now complete! Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,815 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
At Home with the Malfoys Ep 2 by Kenneth P. Kinkle reviews
Sequel to the cult first episode. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
In the Morning Mists by Reassuringly nerdy reviews
Some SiriusRemus fluff. No real plot. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nervous Antics by you're my Star reviews
[DP] 'Most guys would be happy to wake up and find a girl in their bed.' 'Most guys don’t have to listen to you blabber on mindlessly every single day of their lives.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters by geek'd reviews
125 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Too Many Tears by Crash AKA Valerie reviews
Moaning Murtle has cried many tears in her life, yet nothing hurt as much as watching him cry ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Myrtle, Draco M. - Complete
Not so Normal by Winter Gallowsraven reviews
Luna is odd. But Draco's not too normal himself. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
The Serpent's Duty by afterall reviews
A change of P.O.V. for the bathroom scene in HBP. You know which one I'm talking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Draco M., Myrtle - Complete
101 Reasons Why I Hate Draco Malfoy by TiredRaven reviews
Luna Lovegood writes a list of 101 reasons why she hates Draco Malfoy. But when it gets down to it, does she hate him as much as she would like to? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Snape Stole My Toast by The Obsidian Angel reviews
Snape loves toast. Preferably Draco's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Draco M., Severus S.
Moon in the Water by Amadea reviews
The moon is in the water, just beneath the surface. He thinks if he could touch it, it would feel like ice if he held it long enough, his hand would turn numb, his fingers nonexistent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Idiots think we're evil by Schermionie reviews
It's not easy being a Horcrux, you know. A glimpse into the life of a Horcrux! Oneshot obviously. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2006 - OC - Complete
Memories of Blue and Green by Akiye Luna reviews
A short story about Luna and romance. It is NOT about someone you'd expect. After all, this is Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
The Shoe Inspector by LinnyLoo reviews
Draco ends up on the floor and studies people's feet. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
It Depends by jayma reviews
/DracoLuna/ Luna wants some company...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
The Prince and the Loon by bookgirl225 reviews
This is the unlikely story of Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood complete opposites who are completely perfect for each other. It takes place in Draco's Sixth year.I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Out of the Night by Britva reviews
Hermione finds a very sick Draco Malfoy. Will she help him? Story progresses from there. Please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Vampire Troubles by Jaspercat reviews
Draco is terrorizing the school. His vampire ways are making it hard for anyone to stop him. Can Harry, and his loyal friend Ron, save the day and perhaps get a piece of chocolate cake? Kinda funny…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Blond Compliments Blond by jayma reviews
/DracoLuna/ Pansy nags Draco about his long hair....Luna accepts it. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Hair Gel, Puddles, and a Hair Clip by Nova-Janna reviews
Draco Malfoy has a tube of special hair gel. And, according to Pansy, he also has her pink hair clip....Quick fic meant to be funny and make fun of Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Kicking For Madness by Raine Lionheart reviews
[AU] Draco and Lucius Malfoy sit behind Harry and Hermione at the Quidditch World Cup. Being Malfoys, they just have to grab this one by the horns. Unfortunately, they seem to forget that Hermione Granger is the top of her year... Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Hope by radiance x reviews
Draco and Luna share a moment. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
If You're Gone by Snozzle reviews
Draco admits his feelings after a bad breakup when Luna goes to collect her book. Not too sappy...much. Please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Purple Llamas by Coventina reviews
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PURPLE LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 9/9/2002 - Harry P.
Draco's Nightmare by frk-werewolf reviews
[drabble] draco has a nightmare
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Draco M.
Light and Dark by Feerique-Freak reviews
harry wonders about what makes him so sure he's more light, and draco's more Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco might dye his hair by D.Giyagas reviews
Draco decides to dye his hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Draco M.
Vanilla by Bellatrix Black reviews
“So, Master Malfoy,” Mr. Fortescue had asked. “What flavor would you like?” - Draco recollects the first time he met Luna. [slight Draco & Luna] One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
They Laughed by Katie Ann reviews
A reflection on the relationship between the citizens of Agrabah and Aladdin.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2003
Brave by ceridwen-amyed reviews
"If I could take these agonies away." A song-fic from Aladdin's mother's POV.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2003
At Home with the Malfoys Ep 1 by Kenneth P. Kinkle reviews
Malfoy version of the hit tv show 'The Osbournes' expect some gross out comedy. In this episode the Malfoys move into their house, but Narcissa is not happy about a few things and is not going to stand by and let them stay like that! Very strong language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Lucius M., Draco M.
Torn by ASilverCrayon reviews
Aladdin gets drunk and disappears... Only for Jasmine to find him in the arms of another woman. Is their love strong enough?
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2002
Beauty and the bus by Ice Crystal reviews
fieldtrip! If you can't take the ride get off the bus...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.