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Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

私は狂気である従って私の友人を見なさい!

Like my japanese? Wanna now what it means? It means, I'M CRAZY SO WATCH OUT!! Ha ha. I am a 13 year old girl, who is way to obsessed with many fictional characters, which my friends keep reminding me that it's not healthy but I see nothing wrong with it. Right?...c'mon there's nothing wrong with it...is there...?

I live in the U.S, unfortuantly... When I get older I am soo leaving. Sorry, but I'm don't exactly like it, besides I live in the most boring and pointless place on earth. KANSAS! I will be going into my last year of middle school. I love music so much, and playing music. I play the clarinet, and I am teaching myself to play the piano. I write alot, but most of the time I don't like it. I procrastinate alot, so I don't really update much, sorry. I like to draw, though I am not that good at it. If you want go check out my deviantart page-

Let see, Fullmetal Alchemist is my obsession right now, along with...ROY MUSTANG!! AHAHA!! Also a certain actor by the name of Ewan Mcgregor. When I have an obsession, it doesn't go away for like ever. Hmm, I hate Twilight, I hate the old Anime for Fullmetal Alchemist, but I like the new one- Brotherhood. My favorite pairing is Royai!!

I am generally not a people person at all. I prefer to lock myself in my room, except when my EVILLL parents actully let me hang out with my friends. Mangarific and Moony0! Go check them out!!


Totally random information you don't really care about at all, but I am putting up anyways:

My comfort food? Dr. Pepper and pretzels.

My favorite authors- Mary Higgins Clark, James Patterson

I swim, for about 6 or 7 years now, but I am quiting next year. Didn't want to do it this year but my stupid Parents made me.

I drink 2-3..maybe 4 Dr. Peppers a day.

I have moved from Guatemala to Nebraska, then from Nebraska to North Carolina, then instead of moving to California, my parents chose FREAKING KANSAS!! What person in their right mind would??

I am usually bored, annoyed, or pissed. Around my friends- sometimes annoyed, a little hyper, very bouncy...:D

The chicken came first, then the egg. Because chickens evolved from something before eggs, an egg just didn't appear and then the chicken hatched.

I am a polite person, even if I hate you. To your face at least. Around my friends...I rant on on stupid I think you are or mean or whatever.

I only really have two friends...I know. I'm pathetic.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good

At least 98 percent of the American teens would die if Robert Pattinson told them it was uncool to breathe. Thankfully I would be part of the 2 percent that would be laughing my head off.

I am so obssessed with FMA

I have attempted alchemy by clapping my hands or drawing an array and I'm DARN PROUD OF IT!

I stalk Roy Mustang and it's fun.

I spend hours on end reading Fanfictions

I also write and read, and on occasion breath.

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Favorite Characters(not in any particular order of favorites.):

Roy Mustang- How could you not like him?? He's hot, smart, sometimes immature, and he can shoot flames out of his frickin fingers! What's cooler than that!! Besides he and Riza(see next) are the perfect couple. ROYAI FOREVER!!

Riza Hawkeye- Amazing shooter, everyone respects/fears her. She is the most awesomest person I have ever seen. Even including real people.

Legolas Greenleaf- Ha ha, do I have to say it? He's an elve...elf? whatever, I will just leav it at that because that should be enough.

Izumi Curtis- Ed and Al's teacher. Hilarious!! 2nd awesomest person next to Riza.

The Camerlengo- I betch you don't know who this is...he's from Angels and Demons. The villian...and I just spoiled that...whatever. Besides, Ewan Mcgregor plays him...tee hee.


Hated pairings and why:

RoyxEd: EWWW!! OMG ewww. No!! What's wrong with you people!! He 29!! And he's 16!! YUCKK!!

Havocai: I WANT TO SHOOT THE PERSON WHO CAME UP WITH THAT!! NOOO RIZA BELONGS WITH ROYY!! NOT ANYONE ELSE!! Which brings us to the next pairing...

RizaxScar- See above.

RoyxMaes- HE'S MARRIED for God's sake!! What the hell is wrong with you people!!

RoyxWinry- Same as RoyxEd. AGE DIFFRENCE PEOPLE!!

Favorite Parings and why-

Royai- There perfect!! JUST PERFECT!! Their love is beautiful Ha ha, jk. Cheesy line. But true!

EdxWin- Cute!!

AlxMae- Also very cute. Cuter then EdxWin


Here is where I am going to yell things, maybe even get violent, about stuff I don't like. Get ready.

RoyxEd. Again. First off, they hate each other's guts. They're both to arrogant for the other's liking. Roy is..ALMOST THIRTY!! Ed is 16!! There's what a 14 year age diffrence?? And for all you Roy Ed fans saying "Yeah but their love is so strong age doesn't matter" SCREW YOU!! THERE IS NO WAY THAT THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN!! There is not a SINGLE possible chance. NEVER!! When has it even HINTED toward that?? That's right NEVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER!! ROY IS GOING TO END UP WITH RIZA AND ED WITH WINRY!! GET OVER IT!!

Fullmetal Alchemist Anime(the old one, not the new one): HORRIBLE!! I hate it soooo much!! It has horrible music, if you can even call it that!! The storyline sucks!! NONE OF THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED!! Except for the very BEGINING! READ THE MANGA!! Or watch the new anime!! All the characters are made out into idiots in the old anime. Like Winry. She seems like a stupid blonde.(No offense meant) And Roy comes off as a arragont, doesn't care for anyone but himself, lazy ass, who likes slapping Fuery upside his head, and complains about his team!! Not until the very end does he get slightly better!! Gah! It makes me want to throw up just thinking about it!! It doesn't pronounce Homunuculous...I didn't spell that right, anyways. It totally makes all this crap up. So much of the manga is left out.Sigh It's just terrible.


Okay. So...enjoy my stories...Leave a review, flames...sometimes welcomed...BUT NOT STUPID ONES ABOUT THINGS THAT ONLY JACKASSES CARE ABOUT!!

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Undercover by pretend-to-care reviews
Watson is sleeping peacefully...until Holmes bursts in and demands to hide from a pair of thugs in plain sight as Watson's dozing wife. Hard to explain. NO SLASH, but enough bromance to choke the life out of you. Only best friends share beds. R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Relationshit by Mird reviews
A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC-- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009
Ask Colonel Mustang by Colonel Roy Mustang reviews
Got a question for the Flame Alchemist? Just want to send crazy fanmail? Write to Roy Mustang and he'll respond!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Roy M.
Roy and Riza: Year One by ssadropout reviews
Arakawa has not, as of yet, told us much about Roy's tenure as Riza's father's student. However, the events that occur years later indicate that Riza and Roy must have made great impressions on each other. So, how did their relationship develop?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Ask 1st Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye by TheHawk'sEye reviews
Want to ask Riza Hawkeye some questions? Do you want to give her some comments, suggestions and violent reactions? Just click the button below.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Riza H.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Contest by Mird reviews
Mird makes the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist enter a chocolate chip cookie making contest...What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Oneshot, the result of Mird's sudden obsession with crackfics...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
How the World Became Round by SendMeAGiftBasketOrElse reviews
A long time ago, before there was French toast, chairs, and little boys willing to give up their arms and legs to save the souls of their dead mothers and/or younger brothers, the world was not round as it is today. Witness how the roundess came to be.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Mysterious Murder by Shadow-Kissed Valeriya reviews
Satoshi Hiwatari finds himself as an unwilling player in a dangerous game. Will he come out safely? This is my first fan fic so please be brutally gentle, cause trust me, i need it. Oh and dont be afraid to question my sanity cause i do it often myself. R
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Satoshi H., Risa H.
Hey, Colonel Mustang by Masta of da House reviews
My parody of 'Delilah'. I've been told it's good.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Three Wishes by Mird reviews
Roy finds a genie. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Logic by Mird reviews
Camille and Mird finally slap some sense into Scar! NO seriousness, just humor. Don't ask, just read. Rated T for language. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Scar - Complete
A Sandwich Held Hostage by Gingeh reviews
“But I can’t die!” Fuery wailed. “What would they write on my tombstone? ‘Kain Fuery - Died of Sandwich-related Burns?’” “Now that’d make people look twice,” Havoc chuckled. Fuery glared at him. "It's not funny!" -A smidgen of Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Day Riza Hawkeye Lost Her Mind by the-wicked-zutarians reviews
Riza is tired and the guys in the office decide to push her a little to far. Even the best snap, they just have more fun ways of exacting their revenge. no pairings. CRACKISH.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Ouka by Gingeh reviews
He’d done well to pick these men for his team, and they would function well together. True, they might have a little trouble getting paperwork done, but how important was paperwork anyway, really? Surely Fuery could learn to do most of it. -Royai hints-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Diarrheassterous Date by MoonStarDutchess reviews
On Roy and Riza's first date, something extremely inconvenient happens. ROYAI T for humour.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Things Drunken Men Speak by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Riza goes to pick Roy up from the bar in what she deems as the typical Friday night. Little does she know that she will get a huge surprise from a drunken Roy. Birthday fic for Mrs. Riza Mustang. ROYAI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Only Kill Riza Doesn't Regret by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Of her time in the military there was only one kill that Riza didn't regret in some shape or form? What is it? Read to find out. SEVERE CRACKFIC Dedicated to Nature 9000!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Riza H. - Complete
Dearest Diary by HeArTsAnDLeMoNs reviews
Every woman has to be a woman sometimes. Even Riza Hawkeye. But where can she release this side without damaging her hard up, kick ass reputation? Well, where else than her very own diary? Royai.Rated T for some curse words. COMPLETE AT LAST!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
You'll Be There by MoonStarDutchess reviews
When Riza dies, Roy tries to believe he will see her again. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
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Hell in the Form of a Game Show reviews
A B-day present for my best bud Mangarific!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009
Goodbye Archer! reviews
SOmething I was challenged to write by theretard5892, in an hour! I chose my least favorite character and tortured him to death! ENOJY! HAH AHA HA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2009 - F. Archer - Complete
At the Office reviews
Just random stuff that goes on at our favorite Colonel's office.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
The extremley late show that doesn't exist reviews
What happens when the FMA characters on invited on a talk show? Multi-chapters!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
Easter Bunny Holdup reviews
After asking Riza out, Roy takes her to a resturant but something really wierd happens. What is it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Riza H., Roy M.
Miniskirts reviews
Roy has finally passed the infamous miniskirt law. He writes about it in his...diary, reflecting on what happend when Riza found out. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
A Night at the Bar reviews
Roy and his friends go to celebrate at a bar, what will happen? Oneshot XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Playboy reviews
Havoc gets something in the mail and he feels like sharing with Roy. Too bad he didn't know Riza was in there. And how she would react. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Love and Death Aren't Far Apart reviews
After Maes Hughes death, Colonel Roy Mustang is beating himself up about it, leading to a desprete and slightly crazed attempt at suicide, but when Riza intervenes what will happen? Royai!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
At the Outpost reviews
Riza visits Roy at the outpost to try and persuade him to come back to Central. Just what happens and will he come back? Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Promises aren't ment to be kept reviews
A short story I wrote. I just love the idea of Roy being suicidal so much...I don't know why...enjoy! XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Roy M. - Complete