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Well, my name is Tayla...i cant spell to save my life, i am beyond obsessed ova TWILIGHT and EDWARD and what not, dont even get me started on Jacob Black, he must die (q scary music or jaws theme) any who...my name My Edward Cullen is just a name unfortunatly he is not mine, if he was i wouldnt be here right now (no dirtyness intended)...(mayba a little)...i luv using those dot dot dot things...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah thats right EDWARD ROCKS, i said it, you were all thinking it, you know you were...

OMG OMG OMG DID ANY ONE ELSE HYPERVENTILATE WHEN THEY FOUND OUT BOUT MIDNIGHT SUN...I COMPLETLY LOST IT...I NEED EDWARD...I.M me if you want to say more on that, or if you know what's going on, if there is anymore news on that...

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME OR SUMTHIN, JUST ASK AND IF I CAN HELP I WILL...(if not someone else can)

Movies

i luv the Harry Potter series, Happy Feet...OMG Twilight finally came out in Aussie, and i went to see it and i swear that all of the girls screamed when Edward walked into the canteen place, and then when Edward unbuttoned his shirt to show Bella how he sparkled, i was all like "Take it off" but he didn't, much to my displeasure, but i still rekon he is the HOTTEST thing on this planet...ooooooooooooooooooooo Robin Hood: Men in Tights is hillaireous (sorry stiill cant spel) if u havent watched it i recomend that you do...i'm not really into Horror but if i sit there long enough and it catches me from the get go i will attempt to watch, no matter how terrified i am...

Books

i absolutly love Twilight, my friend didnt think i would like it and now my copy comes everywhere with me, so sad i no but true...Breaking Dawn was wicked...but there wasnt enough daddy daughter times btwen Edward and Nessie...then Eclipse, that was a good book, then for me New Moon, i didnt really like that one...i can see why Edward left Bella but it was so sad, but i was extremly happy when he came back in the end...i also like the Harry Potter series, Deltora Quest, the Chronicles Of Narnia, the Books of Pelinor, like The Gift, The Riddle, The Crow and The Singing - which i havent got yet - GRRRRRR...my friend also got me into the House of Night novels, the third one was spose to come out this year, but it didnt - again GRRRRRRRRR - ooooooooooooo and i just finished readin The Host and i must say that i thought that it was awsome, i cried at the end...so yeah that is just me and my ramblin again so yeah...The Witch in the Lake, The Inheritance Cycle (wooo go Eragon and Saphira)...um what else...yeah i'll get back to you on that one...(i love those dot dot dot things!!)...oooooo yeah thats right, the same person that got me onto Twilight and the HON series got me onto the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series, i ust say, i havent read that many but they are pretty good, ummm the Immortal Instruments series, pretty good...ahh cant think...

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IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM

IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD YOU CONSIDER NAMING IT EDWARD OR BELLA COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! (GO ME!!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again.Crazy is when you first read twilight you push the book in everyones faces and yell out EDWARD .Crazy is also when you pretend to skate in your bathtub in your bare feet with soap. Crazy is when you run around the house screaming that you have lost your mind. Crazy is when you tell your boyfriend Edward Cullen is hotter than him! Crazy is when you pour glitter all over your boyfriend to make him more like Edward. Crazy is where you ask random questions and wanting a resonable answer. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

i want the kinda guy. . .
who I can run to; with tears running
down my face, make-up smeared
& the first thing he says is...
"Who's ass am I kicking now babe?"

(that would be wonderful) :(

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

URGENT PLEASE READ THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

If you think Edward is God of the Vampires copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are absolutley in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you totally wanted to cry because Edward was so sweet to Bella at the hospital in the first Twilight then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are on team Edward copy and post this onto your profile.

If when you ever have a child, and consider naming it Edward, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen or is a vampire but it would be a really awesome perk), copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires, post this onto your profile.

If you are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Twilight copy and paste this on to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you randomly sing Sweeney Todd songs during the day, causing your friends to sing it too, copy this into your profile.

If you would do ANYTHING to be trapped in an elevator with Johnny Depp for 2 days, copy and paste this into your profile!

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days...

A friend helps you up when you fall. A BEST friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you thier umbrella in the rain. A BEST friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP-, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

-- Please
--put this on ur
--page if you hate
--miley cyrus and think
--she is a really bad
--role model for
--little girls
--and cant sing!
--thank you!!

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

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Harriet and the Three Foot Giraffe by leiahlaloa reviews
What in the world could Bella and Edward be doing in the baby section at Harrods?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Big Brother Cullen Style! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Uh oh!The Cullen let Alice watch Big Brother!Now Carlisle is Julie Chen, the wolves and the vampires are competing for food,and Emmett's dressed like Hannah Montana?What's the secret of her past Bella's struggling to cover?Who will win Big Brother Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Vacation of Pleasure by MmeGray reviews
Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are 4 brothers whose father has just handed them the keys to his theme park. When Bella wins a 3-week vacation to said park, and brings Esme, Alice, and Rosalie along, what will happen? MAY BECOME M LATER ON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,407 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008
Down By The Sea by DeadlyInk reviews
Edward and Bella decide to take a trip to Paris for Spring Break. But their plans of romance are ruined by an unexpected tag along. Alice/Jacob oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
THE CULLENS and Bella GO ON MSN! by lolthebest1 reviews
Loads of Arguements happen when the Cullen Kids and Bella decided to chat On Msn. With some really bizarre nicknames E.G SEXYBEAST this is really quite funny! I spent ages writing it.... so I hope it's OK!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
The Dare by Consulting Centurion reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
New kind of magic by Silver J reviews
It's been three years since the Volturi's visit. And now Olympic covens and three La Push shape-shifters are asked to go to certain school. TwilghtXHarry Potter On hold for a moment
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Surprises found with love by PotterwatchMachine reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter story! Edward and Bella are on a second honey moon a few years after she is changed. They run into some unsuspecting wizards and discover Hogwarts! Can Edward and Bella help defeat Voldemort? R&R! Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Board Games and Vampires by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is what happens when you let the Cullens play board games. "Last time we played, Alice threw Jasper out the window." --Edward. See? Nothing good can come of this. Slightly OOC, after BD. hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Alice
Forgive by behappy101 reviews
Male pride is a horrible and vile thing to cross. Warnings: POSSESSIVE EDWARD. Dark Themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
Kissing Styles by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
What if? by SacreJambons reviews
What if Bella had picked up the phone in New Moon instead of Jacob? What would have happened? Read to find out! Chapter 10 is up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters by fluffily reviews
A total crackfic in which each and every one of the Twilight characters meets the Geico car insurance gecko. Hell mall? Alpacas? Torture? Severly strange happy places? The death of Eddie-kins's Volvo? Killer shirts? Read now and be amazed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Capturing the Flames by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Example one-shot for the “Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest.” Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cullen Idol by LizzieAliceBlack reviews
After Breaking Dawn.Nessie is 6 years old and looks 16 years old.The title pretty much sums it up for you.Alice wants to play karaoke. Nessie is uncomfortable with the first two songs she has to sing in front her family, Seth and Jake her boyfriend .R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Bella's Private Island Adventure by Dennizzle reviews
Bella and her new family are going to her private island for a reunion. It's not an ordinary vacation. The Cullens are going to be there with other vampires. It's a fun-filled vacation full of pranks, confessions, stories, and so much more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,156 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
The Cullen Family Singers by BananasMakeMeLaugh reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! The Cullen family starts singing random songs. Other Cullens are confused by certain songs. Craziness erupts! We suck at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Notes With Bella and The Gang! by dot823 reviews
Random notes in the Twilight Universe with Bella, the Cullens, and more! They are TOTALLY OOC. ExB JxA ExR CxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 103 - Words: 61,301 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
My Name is Samson by Consulting Centurion reviews
I had left everything for him, dropped it all and dived head first into the adventure that is Edward Cullen, truly my sweetest downfall. ExB AU FLUFF. ALL HUMAN. R&R : inspired by Regina Spektor. FORMERLY KNOWN AS: CRAZY AS CAN BE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Phone Numbers by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
The guys minus Carlisle bring Bella clubbing. They decide to play a 'game' at the end of the night and Bella's not to happy when the guys don't count her as competition! Will she prove them right or will they have their butts kicked by a human?R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fort Alice by LethalxLilly reviews
Alice finally went off the deep end, too. She's gone a bit far though as she builds a fortress in the basement of their Tokyo vacation home. This means one thing; Fort Alice has been born. Rated: A-Z, for lots of evil plotting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Alice
Absolutely Fabulous by piratehannelore reviews
One of the Cullens has a dirty, little secret. One that involves drunk brits, crude humor, with a dash of Carla-Carlisle and Chuck Norris. BxE May continue if readers want it. Its all for you afterall! :D Edited for greater laughs!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008
24 Things Emmett is not Allowed to do Ever by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
The title tells you everything. Also instead of expanding on this list I am going to make a list of things each Cullen cant do. Ex: Edward is not allowed to, Alice is not allowed to, ect.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Emmett - Complete
The List by SacreJambons reviews
Twenty things Carlisle has learned about his family, then a Christmas list!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
The moonlight won't hide your sins by jillbetsonalice reviews
It's a darker, more adult, look at Edward in Twilight. I wanted to look at what would happen if he went to Bella's room at night and instead of killing her gave into more human desires. So it is dark and it is adult so be careful. Edward's POV. R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008
I won't leave you by Rosalie Hale Cullen reviews
All Human! Bella and Emmett are poor and parentless. They work on a farm. What happens when Bella stays at Alice's mansion for two weeks and her cousin Edward Masen comes over. And he's a player? Will Bella fall for him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,011 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Fight by SacreJambons reviews
Rosalie yells at Bella, and fluff ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Strike Of Midnight by SailorNiki reviews
When ans unexpected visitor comes, things go bad. Bella and her vampire family have to go against someone they all love and trust. Takes place after Breaking Dawn. Reead and Review Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella
Perfect by ama-chan13 reviews
Bella tries to find something that Edward can't do flawlessly- Something that just might not work. Post Eclipse, but before the wedding and transformation. Plz read & review?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Twilight Theme Songs by fluffily reviews
I have decided to find theme songs for each and every one of the characters of Twilight. Each chapter is dedicated to one character and comes with the lyrics to the song worked into a funny crackfic oneshot. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
Twilight Quotes by SacreJambons reviews
Twilight One Shot. Romantic and Funny Twilight Quotes. ENJOY AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Chocolates by BalthierFlare reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Edward comes to Bella's house with chocolates. But he takes all the fun out of eating them, according to Bella. Fluff. Oneshot. EdwardxBella. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Buttons by PurpleMatter reviews
Challenge: "Write something about buttons. Anything about buttons! Buttons. Buttons are everywhere! 100 words or less." Well. For Edward, it's nothing but convenience for convenience's sake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pellinor Drabbles by Jennistar1 reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin...100-word drabbles, on-the-spot stuff, bits and pieces...all Pellinor-esk!
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Top 26 Ways to Annoy a Vampire by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Not your usual list. What #200 on the 'You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...' was referring to.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Blissful Eternity by Consulting Centurion reviews
“Yes love, you may look now” I slowly drew in a deep breath and timidly opened my eyes. I dropped the silk blindfold and gasped...R&R, ridiculously fluffy and cute! ExB! SEQUEL TO SWEET FOREVER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Familiar Stranger by Jennistar1 reviews
Alison Croggon's Pellinor series... “Maerad…” whispered Cadvan. “I would rip the world into shreds to keep you with me.”
Pellinor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
A friend who could help by The Cubist reviews
A Lyra/Will reunion, 9 years later. This was written more for my own peace of mind than as any real story, but I thought I'd share anyway. No plot, just love. This might not really be a T story, but I think more people should see it. Please Review!
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Sweet Forever by Consulting Centurion reviews
The doors opened and in that one frenzied moment when I captured the attention of the entire crowd, my eyes locked with those of an angel. A purely sweet, and fluffy moment for Bella and Edward. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
The Experiment by nothingleft reviews
This one shot takes place at the end of Eclipse, after the meadow, before the wedding. Edward gets creative while trying to solve one of the complications of his being with Bella while she's human. In this case, his cold body temp. Hint Warm and Bubbly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Even Cullens have their days by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
This is a chronicle of all of the crazy messed up issues the cullens have. Read to find out about Emmett's problem with being deserted on an island and Jasper's inability to detemine which gender a bathroom is for! Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007
Kiss De Girl by Firegambler reviews
Emmett and Edward made a bet, that Edward couldn't go an entire night without kissing Bella. But when they spend the night alone, how long is that going to last. He gotta, kiss de girl. First songfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Angel Ren reviews
Sequel to Butterfly Kisses: Is it time for revenge? Edward Cullen, Snowballs, Bella Swan, Snowangels, Vampires and Hot Chocolate! Whatever is a girl to do? Pure Fluff! Note: Set after Eclipse mild spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paint by brown-eyes27 reviews
ONESHOT! Edward and Bella paint Bella's room. Flufffff
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Scared by brown-eyes27 reviews
Hermione's parents break shocking news to Hermione and she is very angry. She is lonely and left to cope with Draco. She is upset and needs someone to confine in though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Hungers by A. Zinc-Senkahai reviews
Edward needs more than just Bella's blood. He needs her in general. How will he unleash this whole new complication of their alreadytoocomplicated relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
We'll Just Have To Get Along by brown-eyes27 reviews
A DRAMIONE! If you like fluff then you'll love this! R & R PLEASSSEE! I HEART ALL MY FANSS! Draco and Hermione are slowly falling for eachtother but what about their friends... and soon to be exlovers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
By Candlelight by demon sloth reviews
Pellinor. Slight CadvanMaerad. Set slightly before Maerad walks into the dining room at Innail. Cadvan's POV his thoughts and feeling when he lays eyes on Maerad and the decision he comes to.
Pellinor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Cheese Cake by Consulting Centurion reviews
Okay so it's like midnight and i'm on a sugar high, so i wrote this really short oneshot, it's funny in my opinion. Cheese Cake heals everything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Force by Consulting Centurion reviews
What if when Edward tried to leave something amazing happend in the woods? ExB One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Photograph by Consulting Centurion reviews
This is an EdwardxBella songfic, it's my first one! Its the song Little Wonders. It makes me smile when reading it, i hope it does for you too. ENJOY R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Overworked Soles by leiahlaloa reviews
Bella's silly thoughts... poor Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Shopping With Alice by Consulting Centurion reviews
Haha Alice and Bella go shopping, nuff said
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
The Wedding by Consulting Centurion reviews
This is the sequel to The Dare, Bella and Edwards wedding!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Lullaby by Sarah Wayne reviews
Bella and Edward spend some time together. Complete and total fluff. R&R! Rated T for safety, not really needed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete