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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey I'm somewhere else now! Haha I got back from Europe about a month ago and have been writin down ideas for stories. I just haven't published any of them yet. But I think I am foing to put this one I am currently writing up called family matters. It should be very fun to write. I actually don't mind being here somewhere else for Junior year because I was actually beginning to hate all but two of my friends. But from the people I've met here I have decided there is a low chance of me making friends with anyone here so I can probably update more.


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Twilight story fanfics that are common

What if Edward left and James had bitten Bella? (FYI these are so common they are not interesting anymore so stop writing them)

What if Bella or Edward fell in love with someone else? The Bella one isn't to bad but Come On Peeps Edward will never fall in love with someone else!!

An Im with the cullens. Not bad if they are not to random

Truth or Dare with the Cullens/Prank day- LOVE THEM as long as the dares/pranks are original

Things that should have happened in Breaking Dawn

Leah x Jacob- need I say more?

Most authors kill someone that the fans loved which makes it sad and heart-wrenching and even though it makes the story better fans get a chance to complain.

It didn't follow the pattern of the first three can someone say REWRITE

Delete the Jpov that is the worst part in the book

Meyer wrapped everything up with a pretty little bow. Can you say unrealistic?

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16088 - Favs: 7,504 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4408 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 3,533 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Becoming Mrs Cullen by defying the stars reviews
Okay, maybe marrying Edward Cullen wouldn't be so bad. I mean, lots of girls would have fought to be in my place before he got into coma. And if he actually dies, I'll be a billionaire. Billionaire at eighteen. But...what if he wakes up?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,797 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6620 - Favs: 5,882 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Spoof by BabyYoureMyOxygen reviews
One day, Alice decides to make a small spoof dedicated to their suddenly soap-opera resembled lives. How will it turn out when she sits the entire family down to watch it? With an embarrased Bella, a frustrated Edward, and a booming Emmett, the fun is endless for an entire laugh-filled night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Alice - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11625 - Favs: 16,827 - Follows: 6,717 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Shadows of the Sun by MissCountrySweet reviews
As I glanced up and into the eyes of my Jacob, I smiled and pressed my hand to his heart. And for the first time in my life, I Jacob/Bella. Edward may have had the power of an eclipse, but sun can shine through almost anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,140 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bed Buddies by taylor.rose.cullen reviews
Bella arrives at Dartmouth, and finds that she doesn't have anywhere to stay. So she gets stuck with two boys in the male dorms; and guess who they are? Jake and Edward of course who are best buddies.What will these cheeky boys get up to ; All human BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9022 - Favs: 15,755 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trading Spouses Vamp Style by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Reincarnated by atwilightmoment reviews
Bella never jumped and Edward never returned. Time passed as Bella lived her life, eventually ending in death of old age. Two hundred years later, the Cullens encounter an all too familiar scent, but Bella died.. right? Rated for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2009
Truth or Dare: Bella vs Cullens by Melted-Golden-Eyes reviews
Edward’s gone hunting and the rest of the Cullen’s stayed behind with Bella. What happens when someone ‘cough’ Alice and Emmett ’cough’ wants to play the dreaded Truth or Dare? Rated T because I feel like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
Months by Narni reviews
Fanfiction for The Host by Stephenie Meyer. It's been four months since the ending of The Host. Wanderer, Ian and others are peacefully living in the caves... then things begin to change rapidly. Can love really overcome all difficulties?
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,927 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
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AH The gang all receive mysterious invitations to participate in THE ULTIMATE GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE. With a psychopathic Carlisle, gun toting Bella, over emotional Jasper and a whole lot of cash on the line- Anything can happen. Warning language and potentially graphic material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Bella, Edward, Carlisle
The Fall reviews
Little one shot I wrote about Jacob telling Renesmee about the imprint.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
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