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Joined 07-29-08, id: 1650499, Profile Updated: 07-20-11
Author has written 9 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, and Naruto.

TGIF (Thank Goodness I'm Female) I like reading, drawing, watching movies, i am shy once i first meet people, but once i get to know them i act a lot more like myself. i'm a little annoying, crazy, random, VERY clumsy, a nerd and proud. i seem like a loud hyper person, but i am really quiet, i dont really talk much, i dont really like attention and i'm nice to people, anyone needs a friend i'm there. i have a few friends, some of them come and go. but its alright. somewhat of a normal teen, i have problems but not everyone can have a perfect life. mines far from it. I dont like any form of affecton, unless it is with my favorite characters being together!

I am shy when people first meet me, but i'm not afraid to speak my mind. even if it's stupid things like "1+1= window." i will say anything as long as it wont hurt someones feelings. i try to react positive to bad things. no use ruinning something over a little thing. i have reached up high for my dream but each time i have fallen hard, the only ones i can count on are my friends, so i dont care what people think of me... i am off in my own world and wouldn't leave it for anything. Thats just me.

I like reading. my favorite books are:
Side ways Stories from wayside School, Sixth Grade Secrets(Louis Sachar)
The Secret Identity of Devon Delaney(Lauren Barnholdt)
Dear Dumb Diary(Jim Benton)
Twice Upon A Time: Rapunzel (Wendy Mass)
The Funky Pickle(Jerry Spinelli)
Stargirl
Perfect Strangers(Jahnna N. Malcolm)
Twilight (Stephenie Meyer)
I want to go home, Hatchet, Brains Winter(So many more by Gordan Korman)
The Dictionary and Thesaurus(XD! awesome when you wanna confuse people with big words)
I like so many other books, sadly i haven't read the other books in the Twilight Saga, and i just found out there was a sequeal to Stargirl, and There are so many other books i like. i am a weird person, when i get writers block i cant read or write anything!

Likes: i like anime, books, being by myself, quiet places. i LOVE Gaara (Fangirl is one of my bad sides...)

Favorites

Anime:

Naruto, FullMetal Panic, School Rumble, Bleach, Princess Tutu, Inuyasha.

Characters: I likes too many characters

Pairings:

Hinata/Gaara

Lettuce/Pai

Ichigo/Kishu, Ichigo/Ryou

Pudding/Taruto

NejiTen

Narusasu

Sakusasu(i have no clue who i like better SasuSaku or NaruSaku)

Inoshika

Dislike (because hate is a strong word.) i dont like the colour pink, people who are mean, snobby, acting like they are better then everyone. i dont really like some Yoai or Yuri but i still read some of it. spiders (arachnophobia), i dont really like preppy, cheery or anything like that, but i do enjoy their company. basically what almost everyone hates.

Pairings

Gaalee (not saying anything bad about anyone who likes them, just saw a disturbing picture once.)

Hinanaru (I Do not like this pairing)

Ichigo/Masaya (i kind of like it, but not really)


Friendship

If you have a best friend who is down in the dumps, post this:

Dear Friend,
When u feel like crying...call me
I don't promise that I will make u laugh,
but I can cry with u. If one day u want to
run away don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask u to stop...
but I can run with u.
If one day u don't want to listen to anyone...
call me.
I promise to be there for u
but also promise to remain quiet.
But one day if u call...
and there is no answer...
come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you

Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Friends will always be like: "well you desrve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying: "you will die in seven days."

Friends will come bail you out of jail, best friends will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun"

Friends will ask why you are crying, Best friends will have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friends by heart, Sisters by soul. quiet ­? psh! try outa control


Im unmature, unorganize, irresponsable, lazy, & loud, but I'm fun!"

"Happiest place my Snow white ass." Charlie(two and a half men)

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't undersand"

"You go girl. And don't come back." - Happy Bunny

' have nothing to do today, but i'll have everything to do tomorrow.'
'your mouth says no, but your eyes say...go figure, they also say no'
'you can punch me, kick me, and cut off my arms and legs, but nobody touches my ice cream'

"We use 10 percent of our brains, imagine what we could accomplish if we used the other 60 percent."

"Envy is Ignorance; Imitation is Suicide."

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia"

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death put this on your page!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If your profile is in a never ending state of change, copy and past this onto your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, XxPoisoned DreamsxX, XxInSaNiTyxIsxEsSeNtIaLxX, Midnight bluestream

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Or geek.)

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the six percent who arent, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Takarifan101, hurkydoesntknow, RandomessSakura, RikuLuvr, byakuganwalker, The Autumn Alchemist, dragondustbubblez, Midnight bluestream,

Here is a simple message that almost anyone can understand: STEALING IS WRONG! Please prevent it. Copy and paste to pass the message. - by dragondustbubblez

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

Things to do in Wal-Mart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Stalk someone and see what they buy and make a lifestory for them.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for thegood ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

How you know your clumsy: You can hurt yourself in five different places in under ten seconds. You fall of the same chair three times in about ten minutes and your family just asks in a bored tone, "are you okay?" You threw yourself off of your bed. You run as fast as you can towards a door and find out its locked when your flat on your back. You fall so much you can barely feel it when your friends hit you in the head with a ruler.

Family Conversations.

Dad- Where's your brother?

Older Brother- He went to the gym with- where'd that moth come from?

Me- He went to the gym with a mop?

Older Brother- What? No a moth just flew out of my pocket.


(a stupid arguement in the kitchen.)

Me- u little idiot.

Little brother- u r.

Me- no u.

LB- no u. -walking out of kitchen-

Me- well ur stupid. -diggs around in fridge-

LB- stupider then u.

(u gotta love sibling arguments.)

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Gaara

2. SHikamaru

3. Temari

4. Tenten

5. Hinata

6. Sasuke

7. Sakura

8. Ino

9. Chouji

10. ROCK LEE

11. Kankuro

12. Naruto

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Lol. no but i wouldn't mind six and twelve...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

she's cool!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

it wouldn't be that bad, but still kind of weird... who would the baby look like?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

one about him and shikamaru and ino... i think.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No way! HAHA! it would be kind of funny to see though...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

five/nine i saw a cute fic like that...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

probably walk out and have a nevous break down(i sure would)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Temari and Rock Lee good couple... is there a fic like that?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Probably but i wouldn't read it...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

It may never happen? Maybe it will... Give it time... (i suck at titles)

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Boyfriend by Ashley Simpson. i have the weirdest imagination and it makes me laugh if she'd sing that to someone.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning would be teen, and also weird, Demon vs Demon. now thats something i want to see.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Like a few minutes ago!

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Gaara and Sakura are in a happy relationship until Chuoji runs off with Sakura. Gaara is brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kankuro and a brief unhappy affair with Naruto, then follows the wise advice of Hinata and finds true love with Temari." that is one of the most disturbing things i've read...

If you ever just wanted to be that girl that turns heads when you walk into a room. You want to be that person who everyone in school to wants or wishes to be your friend. If you ever relized the guy you always had a little crush on sence 6th grade will never ask you out because your not pretty enough..or if you don't have all the right curves in all the right places...If you just one day wish you could be the popular girl of your school and have every hot guy at your fingertips... and then you relized.. your happy being who you are.. and the friends you have.. and the guys that like you for in the inside not out.. your happy being on the middle class.. and maybe gets made fun of once in awhile by the selfish,.. mean.. sluty...many more other bad word.., popular girls in your school, it's just a way to make them feel better about their self!! be happy for who you are.. what you look like.. and the friends you do have.. and your family. popularity..is just a thing that makes teen girls crazy and it's pointless!! love who you are!! (thankyou to all my bestfriends.. who made me believe i'm good enough just the way i am!!) please copy this into your profile if you ever wanted to be.. and ever relized your a beautiful person on the inside and who will never change who you are!!

1.At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Things to do at Walmart...

If your profile is long, copy this to it to make it longer. (:D)

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin-to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. (HA! This one can't be done any longer since Walmart has no lay a way policy any longer! WHICH IS BULLHIT!)

64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. (My sister came up with this idea, but I'm thinking "Are there any more "new" typewriters in existence?")

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

69. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

70.walk up to people and say "dude you need a tic-tac"and then walk away

Do IT!

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business,
did they see it coming?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and
drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a
mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality
come from morons?

Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on
envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of
the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be
considered silverware?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or
naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you
done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word
Lisp?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If u spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do
humanitarians eat?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it
Fed UP?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how
can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons
and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didnt zigzag?

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour
before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby
oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car
its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a
ship its called CARgo?

If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two
negatives make a positive?

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

.:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:.
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me


Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


Quotes to know

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

You saw Gaara and Sasuke doing WHAT?! - (In a Naruto avatar!)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that motha fucka. (yays)

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

The diffence between Friends...and Best friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


~INFO~

Should I do a sequel to High School Days? Everyone says they don't like the ending of my story, but I'm horrible at writing happy endings. I'm trying to write short stories with happy endings to practice.
sO IF i MAKE IT WHEN SHOULD IT BE? iN THERE LAST YEAR OF SCHOOL OR SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE WHERE THEY MAGICALLY MEET AGAIN?
Below is a sample of how either will begin, either if it will be them in school or a few years later.. But the sequel, IF i make it.. will probably be made after I finish my other stories.. I'm trying to get over this bad habit. So don't expect one right away!!

This is a draft of if they are in their last year of high schoolThe black car was speeding down the road, three girls screamed while one girl laughed and turned a corner, laughing even louder as the three screamed again. She looked in the rear view mirror and cursed.

"Damn it," She turned again, "We can't shake them!"

"Maybe we can talk to them," One girl said in the back seat as she looked out the back window, "They might listen to reason."

"The hell they will," The passenger shouted then she turned and looked at the driver, "But I'm sure we'll die if she keeps driving."

"Calm down cookie, we're almost there," the driver smirked and turned down an alley way.

"Where, to our graves?" The other girl in the back seat screamed as they appeared on another street, civilians jumping out of the way.

The driver just rolled her eyes and pushed her foot down on the gas pedal. She shifted the gears and tried to lose the people that were following them. She turned another corner and swore when she saw a gate. They smashed through the gate and ended up driving in someones lawn. The driver slammed her foot on the gas, making it speed up, and went over some sort of ramp made out of a wooden board. As they went through the air, the three passengers tightened their seatbelts and tried to hold onto something.

'How the hell did we end up in this mess?' The passenger thought as she grabbed onto something.

(Goes into 3rd person right here)
I guess it probably started about a week ago.
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Ok this one is basically, the girls get a hold of each other and decide to run away from their homes and trying to track down Kurenai.

This is the one a few years later. I haven't worked out all the details to this yet... (This one may be a little more tragic.. Not sure yet.)
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"Your from the Yamanaka flower shop?"

"Yep," the girl's smile dropped, "The man said that he wanted me to give these to you as soon as possible."

"Well thanks again," Temari smiled and looked at the girl, "Can I send some flowers back, or do I have to go to the shop?"

"Well if you know what kind you want to send and if you have the money, then yes you can, but I am on my lunch break as it is, so I'd suggest you go to the shop."

"Well, if I ever need to send something, I would like to have you as the deliverer," Temari looked at her, "May I have your name so I know who to ask for."

The girl laughed and looked at Temari, "My name is Ino Yamanaka. Well bye."

As she walked away Temari froze and dropped the flowers.

"Hello Hanabi," Neji's father smiled, "Hinata, it's very nice to see you again. How was your school work?"

Hinata looked at him with a blank face, but they could see sadness in her eyes, "It's been fine."

They nodded and waited for the waiter to come.

"So what have you been doing Hinata?" Nori smiled at her, "I haven't seen you in years."

"I've been in school," Hinata said as she drank her water.

"Do you work anywhere?" Nori asked trying to start a conversation.

"A Resturaunt and a delivery service," Hinata sighed.

"Oh, you mean like one Neji's friend Chouji owns?" Nori looked at Hinata, "I've heard that he owns almost all of them."

"Actually his family owns them," Neji corrected her.

Hinata shook her head, "It's a small one."

"What's it called?" Hizashi asked as he smiled at the girl.

Hinata shrugged and looked at the waiter bringing the food.

"So what kind of deliveries do you do?" Hizashi sighed, it was hard to keep a conversation in this family.

"Cakes," Hinata looked at him, "And other things."

The rest of the dinner was filled with small chatter from other customers while they were silent.

Nori rolled her eyes as they were driving home, "Hyugas."

"Don't forget Nori, you are one too," Hizashi laughed at his daughter.

"Don't remind me," Nori sighed and looked out the window, "Hinata seemed to upset. I don't think she belonged there."

"So what does your dad need?" Naruto asked as Shikamaru drove the car.

"I don't know, he just said to get a package for him," Shikamaru shrugged, "I guess they know him."

Naruto smiled and pointed to the place, "There it is!"

Shikamaru sighed and pulled into a parking lot, "Got any change for the meter?"

Naruto dug in his pocket and pulled out some change. Shikamaru took it and got out of the car.

They walked into the building and up to the counter.

A girl walked out and leaned on the counter, "So what do you want?"

She walked into the back room just as the phone started to ring. She came back out with a box and put it on the counter, then she went to her computer and looked at it, "$100."

Shikamaru sighed as he reached into his pocket and pulled out the money. Just as she was grabbing it her phone rang again.

"Hey what's up?" She asked as she answered it, she paused and then sighed.

Naruto smiled at her as she put the money in the register, "Thank you," He looked at her name tag, "Tenten."

Shikamaru looked at her and then after awhile he picked up the box and walked out. They walked into the car and then sat there for a few minutes.

"Shikamaru?" Naruto waved his hand in front of his face, "Where are you?"

"Didn't she seem familiar?" Shikamaru looked at Naruto, "Think about it."

"Hey guys!" Chouji shouted as he hugged Shikamaru and Naruto, "Come on, we have a whole table to our selves."

"Way to go Chouji, I'm so happy for you!" Naruto laughed as they walked to the table, where Chouji's girlfriend, along with some other friends, sat.

"So why are we in this place Chouji?" Floral asked as the rest of the party arrived.

"I just thought it would be nicer to be in a more family friendly environment. I mean everyone would bother us if we went to one of my families places," Chouji smiled at her.

"You remember those girls from high school?"

"You mean Mitsu and them?" Chouji looked confused.

"No the other girls," Naruto shouted, "Um, Tenten and whatever the others were."

"Oh those girls," Chouji looked at him, "You saw them?"

"Well we only saw that Tenten one."

"Well now that you mention it," Chouji paused, "When I was leaving my cooking class I thought I saw someone who liked like."

"Sakura!" They turned and saw someone at the table across from theirs, waving at someone else. They saw a girl with a pink cardigan sweater over a white blouse and a pink skirt, walk up to the table. She also had a red headband in her pink hair.

"Pink," They all thought about the pink haired girl from their class.

"Do you think it's her?" Chouji whispered to Naruto, who shrugged.

Their view was cut off when a group of people walked in front of them and into a table far from theirs. Shikamaru noticed the girl they saw at the shop with them.

"Hello," Neji looked up and saw his cousin Hinata taking the order of the table in front of them, "What would you like to drink?"

After she was finished she walked back towards the kitchen, and came back out a few minutes later with their drinks.

"I have to go phone someone," Shikamaru noticed at Tenten got up from her group and looked at her phone.

"I have to go to the bathroom," Sakura smiled at she got up from her table.

"I'm looking for a Miss Floral," Temari looked up and saw Ino walking towards their table.

All for were distracted by something else and didn't notice the other. They all ran into each other and dropped what they were holding.

"Shit!" Tenten shouted as she reached for her phone, "My phone."

"Crap!" Ino picked up her flowers.

"Damn it!" Sakura picked up her blackberry that she dropped.

"Oh no!" Hinata gasped as she picked up her tray and the glass cups.

All four looked up and froze. After a little while Hinata got up and ran towards the kitchen, Sakura got up and quickly went to the bathroom, Tenten went outside and Ino picked up the rest of her flowers.

"I'm sorry Miss," Ino said as she walked up to them, "Here are your flowers." They all looked at Ino and noticed that here blue jeans and white shirt had a brown stain in the front.

"It's fine," she took the flowers, "Are you alright?"

"Yes," Ino's voice cracked a bit, "It was nothing."

Ino turned and walked away. She paused when she saw Tenten, Sakura, and Hinata in front of her. They stood for a few seconds before they all looked away and walked to their destinations.This one is just them meeting up as adults.
I still haven't figured everything out for either one.. they were both just thrown together as examples.
I was also thinking of making an epilogue for High School Days... but I sort of lost the rough draft somewhere...

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Venatori by The Laughing Phoenix reviews
Kankuro reached the ravine just a few minutes too late. Now, Team Kurenai works to ensure that no more traitors get away alive. Divergence from chapter 212.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,478 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Before I Was Yours by Revhead reviews
Before they swore their allegiance to Prince Arthur at the Round Table, their loyalty had already been earned by the servant at his right hand. From the POV of Lancelot, Gwaine, Percival, Guinevere, Gaius, and finally Merlin himself. **UPDATE** Upon request (though belatedly delivered) a second chapter has been added with Arthur's POV.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Carry That Weight by Lost in Ashes reviews
Written for a prompt: Sherlock's return to Baker Street triggers a recurrence of the eating disorder John developed as a child.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,540 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
We're Gonna Get Those Bastards by Agent47Rulz reviews
Join in the adventures of Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Tank, and Witch as they try to stop the survivors from leaving the city and maintain a good home life too. Chapter 15: They survived, now they're just going to have to survive each other if they want to make it out of the city in time.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,791 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Boomer, Hunter, Smoker, Witch
Whose Avenger Is It Anyway? by Dairi reviews
Just as it sounds - an Avengers meets Whose Line is it Anyway? fic! The main four will be: Steve, Tony, Clint and Natasha; however, all will be making an appearance or two. Fury is the host. No pairings, this is just for fun. I own nothing.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Sherlock Gets Drunk- For Science, John! by starrysummernights reviews
Sherlock gets drunk in order to solve a case and John must take notes for him. Odd Sherlock drunkenness ensues. Rated M for alcohol and slash. Now with added Drunk!John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,464 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Welcome by demigodincamelot reviews
"And you are…?" "Merlin, " For the first time in centuries, Merlin smiled, a true genuine smile which spread across his face, "You?" Merlin didn't need to ask the question, he knew the answer after all. "I am Leon. I'm new to the area?" (No longer a one-shot.)
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Merlin, Leon
Can all that's broken be repaired? by Rhyxiaon reviews
Post-Reichenbach. John is reeling from the loss of Sherlock when yet another discovery is made. So many drastic changes are occurring and there will be more to come. How will John cope with it all? How many times can one be broken before he can no longer be repaired? Slash. Mpreg. Johnlock, Watstrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,798 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Can't Hold On by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
England gets a phone call from a nation he has trouble remembering. He will never forget anyone again. Warnings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Obligatory Romantic Gesture Day by GeniaTheParadox reviews
John knows Sherlock doesn't believe in Valentine's Day, but after three years of expecting nothing he gets a surprise. Shameless fluff, followed by shameless smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Omega by themuller reviews
According to the text books, breaking the bond between an Alpha and his Omega results in the death of the Omega. When John's Alpha, Professor Moriarty, is savagely murdered nobody expects John to survive. Still, here he is, alive and kicking - trying to start a new life, while clearing his name, and keeping unbonded Alphas at bay. - Beware: Omegaverse! Might contain triggers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,091 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Extraordinary by Viva Pen reviews
A Team Eight fic that explores how they've grown. [One-Shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hinata H., Shino A., Kiba I., Kurenai Y. - Complete
One action, two mistakes by Haushinka-chan reviews
It was just a little meeting. He would give her something, she would offer her help... But neither of them counted with Hinata's clumsiness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Waking The Prince by TheDailyKnight reviews
AU, Merthur, Chronology Ignored. When Prince Arthur becomes fed up with the way Merlin usually wakes him in the mornings, he challenges Merlin to find a better way. Over the course of a week, will any of Merlin's new methods meet with Princely approval? As usual, all rights belong to the relevant holders and no copyright infringement is intended. I am merely playing with the guys.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Arthur, Merlin, Aithusa, Uther - Complete
Let's Play a Game by XxDreaming of RealityxX reviews
"Let's play a game! Whoever wins gets to kiss Sasuke-kun!" A seemingly innocent game turned out to be a whole lot more; Sasuke and Naruto were just about to find out why. M Rated, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
America and the Tea Party by Tartan Chicken reviews
America sits down with Canada to enjoy a jolly ol' tea party!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
For want of a Rope by Enzonia reviews
AU tag for 5x09. When Mordred came down the cliff to help Merlin and Arthur, he might have forgotten a very important piece of equipment. And so the three of them are stuck at the bottom of a cliff with nothing to do. Arthur wasn't sure if he wanted to commit homicide or suicide. However, after Gwaine had arrived, he was definitely eaning towards murder.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Gwaine
and give him your heart by bakerstreet-booty reviews
It was an endless circle of want, guilt and "Oh god, Arthur, why". (Pretty much Merlin and Arthur struggled with their relationship because Arthur is married to Gwen. Bandits with tiny knives are involved and Merlin attempts to live in the woods for a week
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Perfect by LadyoftheCity reviews
modern high school AU. Merlin and Arthur are childhood friends, but Merlin resents Arthur as everyone believes him to be perfect. However, Arthur has other ideas about their friendship. Slash. Merthur. dub-con/non-con. Possessive/jealous!Arthur
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Long by sKyLaR KnIgHt reviews
Sasuke decided that it was time to grow his hair out. Why? Because that irritating Nara couldn't be hogging a certain Hyuuga! SasuHinaShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Miracles Do Happen by CherryBlossem1233 reviews
Gaara, totally appalled by Christmas. Hated it after what his father did. Now, one girl and one necklace changes it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
All I want for Christmas is by Miri-Ann reviews
It's all Kiba's fault Naruto participated in Secret Santa. "Sasuke? Who the hell is Sasuke!" Involves Tsundere!Sasuke and Confused!Naruto. NaruSasu Shonen-ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleepovers by akane711 reviews
Kiba, Hinata, and Shino have some bonding to do as a new team.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Christmas Cookies by Lumoa reviews
John is making Christmas cookies, and Sherlock wants to have sex. Written for Secret Santa on Tumblr for Ninja Terra. Smut with some fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sorcerer's Mistress by Adelina Le Morte March reviews
A misunderstanding causes Merlin to unwittingly promise his hand in marriage to support a continuing strong alliance between Camelot and Nemeth; but with his loyalties already tested nearly to the breaking point because of another bargain Arthur recently made on his behalf, and the unexpected arrival of the Lady of the Lake, will he be able to keep his word? Freya/Merlin/Mithian.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,345 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Freya, Mithian - Complete
Shift by TalksToSelf reviews
A (not so brief) summary of the shift in the dynamic of Sherlock and John's relationship. From the first subtle brush of their fingertips over their morning coffee, covering all their firsts to what they are today. (Cover art by the fabulous megg33k)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,813 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Merthur Night Before Yuletide by TheDailyKnight reviews
Merthur, AU, Canon-era. Merlin goes to fill Arthur's stocking, but things do not go as planned. Written to the style of the poem "The Night Before Christmas". As always, rights belong to the relevant parties.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Love Potion 69 by candymacaron reviews
It's a typical evening in the kingdom of Camelot. Arthur unwillingly consumes a magic potion, and Merlin learns a new word. A light and easy read, of completely gratuitous Merthur. :)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Behind His Eyes by JastlyJokely06 reviews
It was just a brief encounter. It should have provoked fear but instead created a sense of protectiveness. Full Summary inside! Please RXR! GaaHina One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Security Cameras And Decisions by Michelle-And-The-Beatle reviews
Another one I wrote some time ago. This is during the movie, when Loki was taken prisoner by The Avengers. Thor and Captain America go to the cell. Read what transpires. Very emotional and very cute. Fluffy! Please Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
His Girl by RainaValentinexx reviews
She's his girlfriend. Well, not really but yes really. But she isn't, really. Either way, they better stay away from his not-girlfriend or someone is going to wake up with a slit throat.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prisoners by xVenusRosex reviews
When Loki betrays Thanos, the purple one sends both him and Thor into a prison cells with magical abilities, leaving the two gods with no way out. Can the two work together to eventually escape? Turbulent romance develops quickly in the strangest of places, even prison. Warning: Thunderfrost/Mpreg.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,853 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Thor, Loki] - Complete
Lifted by theyleaveanote reviews
One evening after working on a case, Sherlock and John end up stuck in the Scotland Yard elevator together for quite a bit of time. How might they pass it? How might their sex be different in the harshly lit semi-public space of the lift? Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hots for the Kazekage by RainaValentinexx reviews
Her! Liking the kazekage? No way. Pshhh. Impossible. He doesn't even know she exists. He's not even that attractive anyway. She is not in love with the kazekage. Nope. Never. Impossible... Oh, who the hell is she trying to fool?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Wrath of Magic by twilightHDfan reviews
Modern AU. Arthur Pendragon has hunted the creatures that lurked in the dark since he was old enough to hold a weapon. But when his father's friend's daughter, Sophia, goes missing, and he meets an odd Doctor called Merlin, who he can't get out of his mind, he and his band of hunters, the Knights, will learn that not every creature is as dark as they thought.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A mistake by RainaValentinexx reviews
One should never confess to another with their eyes closed. Ever... Well, unless you want to accidentally end up confessing to the scariest guy in school who hates your guts.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Love, Mystery by Wendbria reviews
Hinata's just a shy stuttering girl. But when the band Shinobi has a song writing contest. She decides this is her chance, by entering a song anonymously she becomes their number one song writer. But what will they think when/if they find out its her?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Team 8's Entrance Exam by OCQueen reviews
What test did Kurenai's team have to take on their first day as their students? Written because they just as awesome than team 7, and I felt like it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Kurenai Y.
Lucky Break by Ziva Lou reviews
"Steve, you're on fire!" "Holy -!" In which our favorite soldier meets our favorite human torch, and an Avenger is pranked. Oneshot for laughs!
Crossover - Fantastic 4 & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Johnny S., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Little Secrets by Satire and Prose reviews
Shino was a bit of a mystery. Quiet, hidden away in plain sight and oddly sensitive for as socially awkward as he was, not much was known about him outside of the fact he was an Aburame and he hosted a bunch of chakra eating bugs inside him.Then there was the other side of him that only Team Eight seemed to be aware of. Team Eight Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
The Guard's New Rules by TheHunter9 reviews
I know this has been done a hundred and one times before, but I couldn't resist. Aro Caius and Marcus make a list of things the guard are not allowed to do ever again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Alec, Jane - Complete
Pack Mentality by FaeQueen84 reviews
the pack mentality is a little different. Sometimes you have to fight for what you love. rated for language and sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Team Eight - Complete
3 Cell by eryxl reviews
Hinata, Kiba and Shino have been captured and must find a way to escape before it's too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Team Eight - Complete
A Green Mews Troubles by Ally Marton reviews
Retasu accidentally uncovers an alien plot, one that's ten times more deadly than what they had yet to face. But when the aliens capture her before she can tell, it's left up to the mews to uncover the dark scheme and rescue their friend. LxP, with some wonderfully tense IxK and sweet PxT ;)
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,877 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/9/2008 - [Lettuce M., Pie] [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
A Master and his Bear by YamiHeart reviews
Had Kumajiro stayed home, he could have prevented this. Shoulda, coulda, woulda. Now he'll make sure his master survives to smile again. Master/Servant/Friendship between Kuma and Canada. Guilty characters. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
In midnights and Cups of coffee by LadyHelenaGray reviews
Mark moves to a new school where he is deemed an outcast. He is heart broken and feels utterly alone. Until he ends up in a play with fellow outcast Roger. The two share a deep friendship, but what happens when it turns into something more?
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,790 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Maple Hockey by pantera-tease reviews
Matthew was sick and tired of everyone pushing him around because they thought he was Alfred. So he decided that he would go give Alfred a piece of his mind. Although, things happened that he didn't expect to happen. AmericaxCanada yaoi. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I'm Canada by Double 0 Ninja reviews
Has everyone finaly remembered Canada? Will Canada finaly stand up for himself? human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
Left for dead by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
When you're constantly the only one left on the battlefield, it can be somewhat frustrating. But it does lead to some interesting revelations... ONESHOT. LEON.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Leon - Complete
Love Spell by Davelle reviews
When Merlin mistakes a love potion for a healing ointment, his and Arthur's lives are altered irrevocably, forever. SLASH This is my first slash, Be kind! Over 10,000 hits and counting! TY for the Love! Check out the much requested SEQUEL Love Tangled!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
It's Kind of a Funny Story by IlluminatedShadow reviews
America realizes he's in love with Canada, who doesn't really believe him, and, while this isn't really news to anyone, he finally does something about it. US/Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
A New Leaf by IlluminatedShadow reviews
When Arthur's magic goes awry and Matthew is turned into a girl temporarily, things don't quite go as well as they could, thanks to Alfred, and certain issues are confronted. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/14/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Allies and the Mysterious Ticking Noise by Dattebayo Girl reviews
What IS that mysterious ticking noise, fellow Allies? Say, it is kind of catchy. Parodied Potter Puppet Pals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
The Love Potion by Semyr reviews
Another lady sets her sights on Arthur, but things don't go as planned. Whatever is Merlin to do with the besotted Prince following him around? Slash, three-shots. Warnings: cliché fic, a bit of angst, a lot of fluff.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
gomen nasai by DanceOfTheEnt-Wives reviews
three hyuuga's say sorry and goodbye to the ex-heiress of the clan, it'll be a long time before they see her again, and it's their own fault. songfic to t.a.t.u's gomennasai since it seemed rather fitting . hope you guys will enjoy reading this
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The Forgotten Ones by Red Moon Ninja reviews
Hinata, TenTen,and Temari are all abused kids. One day they get a dream to go to the mountains only they know of. Together they will become stronger than the three sannin but what will happen when they have to return to konoha?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Kunoichi Crush by Red Moon Ninja reviews
Hinata,TenTen,Temari,Sakura,and Ino are all sick and tired of there crushes not noticing them. So,what do they do? They put on a concert of course.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008
The Dead Zone by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
High SchoolWhat a Drag by Red Moon Ninja reviews
Hinata,TenTen,Temari,Sakura,and Ino are all BFF's/adopted sista's going to a new High School.Gaara,Neji,Shikamaru,Sasuke,and Kiba are the rich bad boys who get everything they want, except the girl's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Matchmaker Tsubasa by Blushing Nezumi reviews
Natsume's a bit getting in my nerves. Probably it's time to lessen his arrogance up. And for that to happen, he first got to realize that he's fallen in love with my favorite kouhai, Mikan. So, I should make a move right now.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Tsubasa A., Mikan S. - Complete
Why Shino Doesn't Tell Jokes by Baby Cougar reviews
Kiba's on a new knock-knock spree- can Shino cope?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
New neighborhood by animelover282 reviews
GaaHina. A.U. What happens when Hinata moves out and has her own house and lives next to a certain red head. What will happen at the incoming festival? What mysteries lies behind Gaara's horrible past? Click to see. OOC Gaara but has a reason for so :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,112 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Daseyrella by mimibear reviews
Marti is directing a play, Cinderella, for her family day in school, and she puts all the members of Venturi-MacDonald family in it. Will two end up to what their characters will! DASEY of course, possible LIZWIN..REVISED Chapters!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Casey M., Derek V.
Let the Machine Get It by LOSTrocker reviews
Mark waits for Roger's call after "Goodbye Love". Raiting because that lovely little word that starts with an F.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
It's not you! by RedHatMeg reviews
Kumajiro is waiting for his master during lunch break in World Conference, but someone decides for not so nicely joke with him. KumajiroxCanada friendship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
23 Presents by Imagi reviews
He was homeschooled, crude and sexist. He didn’t fit in and he certainly didn’t belong. So why on earth would he send them a Christmas present? Holiday story featuring the TDI cast. Be prepared you are in for one heck of a wild ride. :D Enjoy! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,496 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ezekiel - Complete
when the truth lies by DanceOfTheEnt-Wives reviews
when hinata is kidnapped by the sound, her true self appeares. can her friends handle the truth?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
Mirror Act by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Canada is sick of his brother's antics, and vents by doing a very, very good imitation of him at a World Conference, much to the delight of his tiny audience.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Canada, Sealand - Complete
A Pirates Life for Me by Red Moon Ninja reviews
Anko,Hinata,TenTen,Temari,Sakura,and Ino are all pirates. Tsunade get's worried about the situation and sends out Kekashi,Gaara,Neji,Shikamaru,Sasuke,and Kiba on a mission to go undercover as new Shipmates. But what happens when they start to fall in love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Naruto:Harass of Ninja by ZeldaCourage reviews
One married couple, one demonic babysitter, one freeloading cousin, one convenience store clerk, two kids and two on the way, all living in one three-bedroom house. Prepare for utter chaos.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Mind Warp by Baby Cougar reviews
It was a simple C-rank mission. All they had to do was deliver the package. Why did it have to go horribly wrong? One-sided NaruxHina. Team 8 switches bodies and chaos ensues! Kiba-Shino, Shino-Hinata, and Hinata-Kiba. Idiot!Kiba. No definate pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Kurenai Y., Shino A.
Not A Laughing Matter by frazthealien reviews
A cracky Arthur/Merlin comedy, in which Merlin gives Arthur a love potion but his best-laid plans go awry. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
One wacked up Highschool story by Red Moon Ninja reviews
...read if you dare...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008
Naruto: Truth or Dare by MusicAgainstTheHeart reviews
It was raining. Hard. Just like it had been all week, therefore, all missions were cancelled until further notice. That should be a good thing right? Wrong-O. “I’m BORED!” What will the Naruto Characters do? Play Truth or Dare, of coures! Reveiw Please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Pick up Lines by Ryuiichi Hyuuga reviews
Are you from Tennessee?" "Um, no, I'm from Konoha" "Oh...right". It seems our beloved Gaara is smitten with the innocent Hyuuga heiress. So how does he win her heart? With pick-up lines of course! What else? GaaHina. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The Christmas Cookies by Baby Cougar reviews
Shibi takes Shino's love life into his own hands, and spikes the cookies Shino was baking. Things get a little raunchy after that. ShinoxHinataxKiba Threesome Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Surprise by Baby Cougar reviews
Shino and the rest of Team 8 are sent on a "mission." Hinata and Kiba are in on it, but Shino is clueless. How will he handle a surprise party? Happy Birthday, Shino!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Shino A.
Prankster Royalty by Chocolate's My Alcohol reviews
Hinata and Temari are the Prankster Princess and Prankster Queen of their all girls school. What happens when they go too far with a prank and are sent to an all boy's school. You choose the pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hinata H., Temari
Christmas? by Shy Whisper Of Life reviews
Gaara is in Konoha for Christmas and needs a guide around the city. Can this guide change the way he thinks about Christmas time, or will he reject all her ideas? Christian themes. Don't read if you don't like. T cause I'm still paranoid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - [Hinata H., Gaara] - Complete
Uptown Girl by Tom's Kickass Soldier Wife reviews
Three girls live uptown. Three brothers like downtown. One of the brothers send Retasu up A&E. Ichigo goes after him. Will the two groups fall in love? Pairings: PxR PxT IxK FINISHED
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Pie, Lettuce M. - Complete
The NGirls by GothicChevy reviews
What happens when Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Tenten, and Temari form an all-girl pop band? possible pairings later, first chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
Guarding the Body by Miss Strange reviews
CHAPTER TWO IS UP! The first rule of a bodyguard is: DO NOT GET ATTACHED TO THE SUBJECT. Obviously, Gaara did not read the handbook, because falling in love with the client's daughter definitely falls under that category... GAAHINA AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
How to train a girlfriend by Blackrose-badluck reviews
The boy most dangerous of the school is chasing a shy girl ... But then Gaara asks her one thing: If she would pretend to be his girlfriend! Will it turn into real love?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Pigtails by CurrentlyIncognito reviews
Slight crack... Hinata, adopted by the Ataksuki, returns to Konoha after ten years... resulting in a Neiji-in-pigtails-with-a-cute-skull-in-the-end. First attempt at Naruto-humor. Read & review? Hina/Gaara. currently one-shot. :3 - subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
YOU STOLE MY HAIRSTYLE! by AkaneSukishima reviews
Deidara and ino cross each other in Suna's desert. No, its not DeiIno. He freaks out. Read and review! Thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Deidara, Ino Y. - Complete
Addicted by The JohhnyMcKilt Productions reviews
Oneshot. Enrique's tied to the PC and Oliver's raving. Johnny explains to a hopelessly clueless Robert.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Oliver, Enrique - Complete
Take My Advice by 139Doopliss139 reviews
Although a genius, Shikamaru still has trouble solving the problem that is Ino. Lucky, or unlucky, for him, Naruto is there to help.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Santa Clause by Red Moon Ninja reviews
What Hinata really thinks of Santa Clause. I wrote this in Science
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
How I Transformed by 00Hike00 reviews
Depression and Uncertainty. It can break you but miracles can happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
True Love by Cat.Ninja.Assassin reviews
This is the sadest, happiest Shika/Ino story ever, well thats what i think anyway. Why dont you read and see what you think? Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
My Princess by Arufabetto reviews
The classic tale of Cinderella, rewritten with a less Disney-esqe edge and a healthy dose of GaaHina. AU, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From by TalesFromAnother reviews
Marti has a question, everyone seems to be finding a reason not to answer it. Will Smerek give Marti an answer? And why does it upset Casey so much? -ONESHOT- intended to be cute,funny, and kind of random/weird.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
We'll Never Be The Same Again! by sbyamibakura reviews
Carrot is crazy, Tira is abusive, Chocolate tries to get into Carrot’s pants, Marron says he’s pretty, Gateau actually is saying something smart, Big Momma has a blonde moment, Dota goes frantic, Marron apparently likes to rub his brother’s butt, and...
Sorcerer Hunters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
All I Need Is You by GaarazBabiiGirl reviews
Oneshot Gaara x Hinata. Will Hinata ever be able to trust him again, after what he did to her? Better than it sounds!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The Quiet Game by I Always Get It For Free x3 reviews
The boho's play a fun round of The Quiet Game. That summary is tangoing to hell. haha. Please R&R. Rated for Language.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Mark C., Joanne J. - Complete
Interviewing the Naruto Genin plus one Chunin! by Lavender Dream Catcher reviews
An interview of... Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Tenten, Chouji Akimichi, Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka, Rock Lee, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, Naruto Uzumaki, and Sakura Haruno!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2007
An Irresistable Scent by ErPo reviews
Hinata Hyuuga purchases a special perfume in hopes of attracting Naruto. What she didn't expect was that the perfume would work a little too well. What will the intoverted kunoichi do when ALL the guys start coming onto her? Post timeskip oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Burning Kisses by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] In order to make Shikamaru quit his new habit, Ino found a perfect solution. She was going to let him smoke...her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Gaara of the Sand by Charm reviews
Gaara X Hinata, set before the Chuunin exam, after the Sand ninja have arrived in Konoha. Finished today- Chapter 16 up- Gaara. No, I'm not going to give away the ending in the synopsis. Featuring cameo by Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,769 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004
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FDA reviews
A secret agency, and one special mission for three of their top member's. What is the mission, and who are these three? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,165 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Ino Y.
High School Dayz reviews
Hinata, Tenten, Sakura, and Ino were adopted by Kurenai when they were young, now, in their second year of High school they have moved to a different town, going to a different school and dealing with different problems.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
Bound: Unfortunate Company reviews
Team 8 can make it through anything, but when on a mission they find something very important, and what they decide will change their lives.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Bound reviews
Team 8 can get through anything... But can their friendship handle what is in store?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Kiba I. - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
Three stories about three girls, and they all involve the evil little... plant thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Nice day for a Drive reviews
If anyone read High School Dayz, then this is one of the reasons why Tenten doesn't drive. please Review! Dedicated to all the people who read my stories!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Hinata H., Tenten - Complete
Secrets should stay secrets reviews
this is a little story about one girl who trusted her friends with something, and as the title says, Secrets should stay Secret! No clue if the Genre is right....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
Those Three Girls reviews
Three sisters somehow end up in the Naruto world and have no idea who or what Naruto is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
Night Out reviews
oneshot, the gang goes out to a club, Wait aren't they under age? oh well. EDITED.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Ichigo M. - Complete