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Author has written 9 stories for Death Note, and Glee.

You can find me on Tumblr here: www.verennaklaine.tumblr.com

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or "emo".
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN/PAGAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICHish, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be rich, obnoxious, and self-centered
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a witch
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm EMOTIONAL so I MUST be an emo who cuts my wrists.
I KEEP TO MYSELF so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm ORTHODOX so I MUST hate Muslims.
I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm Black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love CARS so I MUST be a man.
I'm SUICIDAL so I MUST have a crappy life.
I have a CRAPPY LIFE so I MUST be suicidal.
I like ANIME, so I MUST be ASIAN. (or vice versa)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cocky or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIEN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE. Bold Italics are the ones that apply to me


Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Repost this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


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Leave me breathless by conchepcion reviews
Molly's ex-fiancé Tom Abbot is tying the knot to the beautiful woman Polly Pedretti. She doesn't have a problem with this, but everyone assumes she's not over Tom. To prove she is, she tells about her boyfriend Ian, who unfortunately doesn't exist, but wanting to keep up the deception she hires an 'escort' to accompany her to the wedding in Rome. Only it doesn't go as planned.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,123 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cold Betrothal by conchepcion reviews
Sequel to Texted Consent; Sherlock and Molly have been together four years. Living together for two. The clock is ticking, but the consulting detective seems to dislike the idea of matrimony. Molly doesn't know what she feels about it, and goes to her family for Christmas expecting some time to think. Only to find that her family's celebration has a body count.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,267 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Leering Touches by MyMagentaPeach reviews
There is something Kurt has not told Blaine about the rape he went through. As they attempt to recover together from the tearing pain, Kurt learns just how not alone he is, in both the best and the worst of ways. As always please don't read if you might get triggered in any way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tell the Truth, Molly by Liathwen reviews
Molly Hooper is miserable and it is all Sherlock Holmes' fault. When she accidentally drunk texts him, instead of her fiancee, Tom, what follows will either kill or cure her. Spoilers for Season 3 Ep 1 (Originally published on AO3.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Sticky by conchepcion reviews
Sherlock is troubled by the heat, properly troubled. Two places in London are cool enough for him, and both of them require him to be in the presence of a certain pathologist. S3 spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
A Subtle Art by broomclosetkink reviews
John Watson is attempting to play matchmaker, Sherlock Holmes has no interest in being an Alpha despite his biology, and poor Molly Hooper is always, always, caught in the middle. Omegaverse.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,211 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
The Roof by listrant reviews
What happens after Sherlock confesses that he needs her in The Reichenbach Fall is a secret that carries Molly Hooper through three long years.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Heat Wave by Hessa London Rachenber reviews
Molly's frustration has reached its limit. A fun oneshot smut piece. Sherolly goodness. Characters may be slightly ooc. Post Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Winter's Tale by Hessa London Rachenber reviews
Sherlock & Molly on a cold winter's night at 221B. Post Reichenbach. Oneshot most likely
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Always and Never by theheartofadetective reviews
Molly is trying her best to put together a broken Sherlock after he's forced to kill himself and lay low, but that doesn't mean she isn't falling apart trying to do it. She'll have to keep herself composed to push him through this mess until he can return to London.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,589 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Wanting More by molescout reviews
Molly Hooper never thought she'd ever see the day where a visit from Sherlock wouldn't excite her. She just couldn't do this anymore. It was time to move on and that's exactly what she was going to do, no matter how hard it would be to do it. Rated M for sexuality.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,914 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Practical by Lono reviews
Losing his powers of deduction is a traumatic thing for Sherlock. Luckily, he has Molly to help find them again.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The catastrophe and the cure by Elixir.BB reviews
There are not many things that surprise Sherlock Holmes. In fact, there is hardly anything. Except for Molly Hooper.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Saturday by Elsie Bubbles reviews
Sherlock and Molly know each others' habits, but not remembering the days of the week and picking locks earns Sherlock a rather unexpected sight.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Stutter by AsteraceaeBlue reviews
"It was primal. That was Sherlock's only explanation for the feeling that enveloped him as he watched Molly. He could admit that even he was subject to basal instincts from time to time. Simply biology." Slight TRF spoilers, mostly just a fun Sherlolly one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
He Made You Cry by BellesYellowRose reviews
Molly Hooper can feel the tension of the last few months building up. What with killing the world's only Consulting Detective, hiding him, and lying to everyone she knows Molly is not sure how much more she can take. Then after a horrible day at the morgue she breaks down. Can Sherlock piece her back together? A One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The World Needs You by Shepard.Commander87 reviews
"My price, as you so delicately put it my dear, sweet Molly…" She shifted quietly from foot to foot a beat passed on as Molly waited for his answer. Then like lightning he stepped directly into her personal space only to lean his head down next to her ear and whisper the one word that sent fear straight into her bones. "You." Prompt from Mischief with Sandra! Sherlolly-ness ensues!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Links of the Chain by broomclosetkink reviews
A dead man sits on Molly Hooper's vanity chair, pale skin like marble (bruises and lacerations veins in the stone), a cigarette between his fingers. 2013 SAMFA Winner, Best Romance in M Rated Category Nominated 2013 for Best Angst and Best Drama
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,676 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Forgiveness by TeyrianTimelord reviews
Molly gives refuge to Sherlock for two years after the fall. One night he comes back drugged out of his mind and makes the biggest mistake of his life. The morning after brings a broken man who can't even look her in the eye. However, Molly stays strong, and they both must learn to move on together. Warning: T because it's not explicit, but themes are mature. Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
EnCounters 3: Countermined by MizJoely reviews
Third in the series after Counterintuitive and Counterintelligence. An ex enters Molly's life, a dead man is contacted and things get a whoooole lot more complicated in the "Counter" universe.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] J. Moriarty - Complete
Gonna Need a Spark to Ignite by heavenhelpmyheart reviews
"I... I need to tell you something, but it's going to make me sound like a pervert. A few days ago, when we were going to go out for dinner, I came to your house a little bit early. And I... you had just gotten out of the shower, and I came into your room, and you didn't know I was there." "Kurt, I don't really see the problem. I was wearing a towel." "No, you weren't."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
EnCounters 2: Counterintelligence by MizJoely reviews
Sequel to "Counterintuitive", in which Sherlock Holmes returns to Molly Hooper's flat after a four-month absence to find that things have changed irrevocably between them.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
EnCounters 1: Counterintuitive by MizJoely reviews
Sherlolly post-Reichenbach. Molly's hiding a not-so-dead detective in her flat and he's driving her mad...in more ways than one. What happens when Sherlock finally puts two and two together concerning Molly Hooper's feelings for him?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
I've Been Looking for You Forever by Chloe Winchester reviews
AU Blaine Anderson is cruel, hard, unforgiving and abused, and the only thing that brings light to his life is a boy that can't even see it. BadBoy!Blaine Blind!Kurt written for Warblerinfections. M for language, SC and violence.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,006 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Say my name (and every color illuminates) by minttulovesyou reviews
It doesn't happen on purpose. (kitty!kurt au with a cathybrid!kurt and human!blaine)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The First Time by batwaynebruceman reviews
Kurt and Blaine decide to sleep together for the first time. Following "The First Time" from Season 3 of Glee. Note: There is sex in this. Kurt and Blaine do the dirty
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All Will Be Well by ThisAccountHasNoName reviews
Based off of a GKM. Blaine seems to think that the events of 'Sexy' are well behind them, but sometimes, these times just come back to bite you in the ass.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Somatic Sense by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. PWP. Very, very smutty. Kurt and Blaine discovering more sexy things about each other and sex itself.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Texted Consent by conchepcion reviews
Molly has gotten out of a relationship and becomes rather unhelpful. Sherlock decides to cheer her up by creating "Ben" - the perfect man to raise her confidence up via text. Little does Sherlock know the consequences of creating the perfect man and how Molly really is outside Bart's.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,672 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Little Lovin' by Mawiiish reviews
B!p Kurt deserves a little lovin' from his wonderful boyfriend. Blaine is more than willing. sorry I really have no idea how to say anything but: SMUT OK, PURE SMUT Also: as M-rated as M can get, yo.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hidden Needs by brokenlovesong reviews
Written as a prompt for blameitontheanon on tumblr! One day when Blaine is giving Kurt a blowjob his tongue slips and Kurt panics. It turns him on to have Blaine's tongue on his hole which makes him freak out, because it is dirty, filthy and he is positive Blaine will find him repulsive, so he does his best to hide his kink. He fails. Warnings: bj, hj, rimming, bottom!Kurt, fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Unscheduled by brokenlovesong reviews
A boring history class suddenly turns into a heated event when Blaine receives unexpected texts that leads to surprises in the library which takes them to unscheduled adventures at Kurt's place. Rated M for explicit adult content. WARNING! Rimming, bottom!kurt, blowjob, slight dirty talk
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Hand, One Heart by blaineywainey reviews
Kurt wants to ditch the West Side Story after party in favor of Blaine's house. Blaine wholeheartedly supports the idea. Fluffy, awkward, sexy first time sex. A.K.A. my first ever attempt at full-blown smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Connected by MyMagentaPeach reviews
SMUFF SmutFluff, Filler Prom-asaurus: Lying together on Kurt's bed the night after Prom, Kurt has something he wants to ask Blaine, again, after finally having seen his hair product free.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Can't Believe It Was The First Time by rayychel infinity reviews
In light of everything that's happened since those first few unsure days it's ridiculous, he knows, but he still feels like everything's going to be different. Of course, he's seeing Blaine like he does every morning. This is the way it's been all year. But he's never had to see someone and know what they look like without clothes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Falling In Love Again by Green Rainboots reviews
Late reaction fic to 3x17. After the fight, Kurt has to apologize for what he did to Chandler, and he most definitely has to apologize to Blaine for being a horrible boyfriend. Kurt has to make it up to him. Rated M to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We are such stuff as dreams are made on by aslongastherearestarsaboveyou reviews
Blaine has a special way of waking Kurt up in the morning. One shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's the Colors You Have by svvrin reviews
Blaine knows that as much as he'd love to, he doesn't have the best control over his emotions, & right now, there's only a small, very thin string that's keeping him from crossing the room & pinning Kurt against the wall & just taking him.Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Let Me In by dtngfan reviews
After their fight, and Chandler, and emotional distance, Kurt and Blaine and their shift back to into themselves, emotionally and physically. Blaine needs certainty, and Kurt needs to let go. 'Dance With Somebody' reaction fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fighter by DazzlexMe reviews
Blaine is a fighter and Blaine is hurt. Something Kurt thinks he can help with. Smut. Unbetaed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
games to play by princecharming'splaya reviews
smutty one-shot about Kurt and Blaine trying out Blaine's new truth or dare app ; see where it leads them...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lessons in Patience by zigzagwarbler reviews
Blaine has been very, very patient. And probably would continue to be. Finished and could stand alone - but there might be more.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Everybody Talks by alwaysblueskies reviews
Kurt is bored at home so he has some fun texting Blaine. It's really just smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What You Need by HeartOfCourage69 reviews
Everything about Cooper being there, what he said, what he did, how everyone reacted to his presence left Blaine feeling horrible, so he tries to get rid of his frustration. Thankfully Kurt knows exactly what Blaine needs and is more than willing to help.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It would take an eternity by bjaarcy reviews
"They make love into the night by the dimmed glow of Blaine's lamp. It's a continuous tracing of each other's outlines, an exploration as they commit every inch of one another to memory." Heavy R rating if I'm honest, taken after s03x17. ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The missing Klaine scene by Faerie of Tara reviews
Whatever happened AFTER the Glee practice? What happened to Klaine's make-out session? Now REVISED
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Forever Yours by sophannically reviews
This was where he belonged, Blaine decided. With Kurt underneath him, with their sweaty and bare skin brushing against each other and the only thing on his mind being Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Blaine had never felt more complete. Reaction fic: 3x17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Unscheduled At Last by cuter-than-a-guinea-pig reviews
some fluffy and loving make up sex after the 'Dance with Somebody' episode. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
There's Always A First by rayychel infinity reviews
Kurt has something he wants to try.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sweet Scented Roses by bitchboughtmycookie reviews
Porny little one shot I wrote on tumblr for my friend's birthday. Basically PWP. Its Kurt's birthday, and Blaine plans a date night.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Best Part by allyouneedis reviews
Fill for the Glee Kink Meme: Blaine loves to play with Kurt's ass. Warnings: bottom!Kurt, fingering, rimming, comeplay, dirty talk. Seriously, just pure PWP smut. Enjoy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Showering by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Spoilers for upcoming Big Brother episode.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fanfare by Calendulam reviews
Everyone is excited by the surprise guest. Everyone, that is, but Blaine. Spoilers for 3x15.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Do You Wanna Touch? by princessblaine reviews
Kurt has boy-pussy and Blaine's known about it since they started dating. The first time they have sex, Blaine's a little more rough than he meant to be and goes down on Kurt to make him feel better.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Come on In, the Water's Fine by Summer Tea reviews
Written for a gkm prompt: Kurt and Blaine decide to relax in Blaine's hot tub one night. SMUT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Take My Hand by dementedappletree reviews
The Doctor offers Kurt an escape from his mundane life and the bullying he faces. Doctor!Blaine and Companion!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Distractions by SimpleTune reviews
A "missing moment" from the episode 'I Am Unicorn'. Essentially, smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Prove It by foranotherworld reviews
Future Klaine in which Kurt has a b!p and Blaine insists that his skills have only improved over the years. Kurt insists that he prove it. Porn follows.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Curious by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Klaine are having sexy times in the shower when Kurt accidentally pulls Blaine's hair too hard. The response is not at all what he expected. PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If It's Me and You Together, It's Already Perfect by asongtoohardtofollow reviews
My version of the missing scenes in "The First Time" and the night/morning after. Smut. Fluff. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Bit of Valentine's Day Exhibitionism by notalone91 reviews
Kurt finally has Blaine back in his arms... and every other part of him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Improper by foranotherworld reviews
"I've only got one problem with what you've said, Blaine." Blaine looks at Kurt expectantly, face tentative and concerned. "I don't want to have proper sex with you."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by E.E.Cummingz reviews
Kurt wants to try something new. Brief solo!Kurt, riding, a little dirty talk thrown in there.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm on Fire by E.E.Cummingz reviews
In which Kurt learns he likes to bottom
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You're All I Want, You're Everything by an-alternate-world reviews
GKM Prompt. Kurt has always had a secret loathing of his body, which has only gotten worse as Blaine has gotten increasingly successful. After a confrontation at work, Blaine attempts to reassure Kurt that he's perfect as he is.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Breathe Me by R.R.Staden reviews
When an accident leaves Blaine broken, Kurt has to pick up the pieces, and sew them both back together. But what happens with the one who speaks courage doesn't? / I suck at summaries. Sorry!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,418 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
When it's right by twice the rogue reviews
A first time Klaine fic. Kurt and Blaine spend their first night together and the morning afterwards Kurt has something special to give Blaine. Three part Smut followed by sweetness.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,654 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Very Good Morning by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut. Porny oneshot because that's all I had time for. There was meant to be somnophilia, riding, a blindfold and being held down…I missed half those and glanced off the rest. Still: porny sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Wished For You by Aurica-Kai reviews
Kurt and Blaine decide the best way to celebrate the New Year is together. Future!NewYears!Klaine. Though, pretty much PWP, and a lot of fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Constant Craving by KlaineIsLife11722 reviews
Kurt runs off to find Blaine after he finds out the ballot boxes have been stuffed and later he's wincing and sitting on his side. This is my take on what happened in I Kissed A Girl after Rachel ruined Kurt's life yet again. M for fluffy smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Before the others wake up by Da Klainetrain Is Coming reviews
Blaine stays with Kurt for Christmas because his parents couldn't be home for the day. When he wakes up to a sleeping, beautiful, naked Kurt next to him, he doesn't mind that much though.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Grass is Always Greener than a Field of Lilac by cuter-than-a-guinea-pig reviews
Blaine fulfills #5 on Kurt's bucket list in a loving and tender and very Klaine-like way. Hope you like it!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Earth and Sky by ToMyDearestForsaken reviews
S2E9 "The Lady of the Lake" Merlin has never known anyone like her. And Freya, in her fright, finds comfort in his arms this night. One-Shot
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Merlin, Freya - Complete
Let Me by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine, engaged and happy, make the trip back to Ohio for Blaine's cousin's wedding. Tension between Blaine and his father boils over and Kurt's left to make things right. Smut
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Chased Down All My Demons by I've-Gotta-Be-Me reviews
The aftermath of the Troubletones' mashup brings back some horrible memories for Kurt - memories he's tried to run from. Suddenly, he feels like his fourteen-year-old self again; unconfident, alone, lost. He's not that person anymore - not at all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stain by Aeria reviews
A Friday night in for Kurt and Blaine circa 2020ish…smutty...you've been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Messy by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. The third time they get off together, it's even messier than the first two.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bare by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine, messy, dirty sex basically.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Over Coffee by Aeria reviews
Snapshot look at the next however many years of Kurt and Blaine together. I suppose one of my many headcanons on where they go, where they end up.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The First Time behind the camera by brokenlovesong reviews
Here's what we didn't see of Kurt and Blaine's first time. A mix of fluff, semi-angst, sex and lots of fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just a Kiss Goodnight by jcrissrid reviews
Based on First Time Episode. This is a One Shot of what was in my head for their first time. If you know my writing, this is sweet, romantic, fluffy, steamy, hot all mixed up!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Don't Know if I Can by Glamourfoxie reviews
One-shot about Kurt being super nervous about himself and Blaine getting further than just kissing. -Yes I suck at summary's! Shhhh! Just come!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Inevitable: When We Were Just Kids by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Burt is showing Blaine Kurt's Baby book, which should mean embarrassment, but with it they realize that 'Kurt and Blaine' go back much further than that day on the Dalton Academy stairs. Kid!Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Have A Moan All Of Your Own by rayychel infinity reviews
Everything is so easy between them that it should almost be a problem, but all Kurt does is push out a laugh and swat at Blaine's shoulder, breath hitching when Blaine slides his hand up, then down. "I think this will end a lot better with you inside me."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Seconds by Aeria reviews
Future Blaine/Kurt smut fic. Just really desperate, fast sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stretch Marks by bellax-xmuerte reviews
Kurt has stretch marks all over his stomach and thighs. He hates them, so much. He tries really hard to keep it hidden from Blaine. They're making out one day and Blaine really want's to see his boyfriend's perfect body; so he asks him. Kurt freaks out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Near and Far by Aeria reviews
Over the summer of 2011 Blaine goes to Europe for a month. Kurt misses him. Really misses him. In ways he hadn't not missed him when he was home. They skype. Smut ensues. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,693 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Part of my Chemistry by SassyGayNine reviews
Blaine doesn't like it when other guys flirt with Kurt, so he decides to remind Kurt exactly who he's dating. Smutsmutsmut. Future!Klaine. PWP.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tonight I'm Gonna Give You All My Love by xryanrainbowx reviews
Kurt is coming to pick Blaine up for their date. Kurt is also ready to give himself to Blaine and hasn't told him yet.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
12 ways to impress Women Or men rather by JaydaLee reviews
Kurt accidently drops a very interesting book in the library. Blaine picks it up and can't help but read it. Who is this mystery man who Kurt is desperately trying to win over? What happens when Blaine realizes it's him? Mature content!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Nineteen Minutes by Aeria reviews
They really wish they'd had quiet, long, drawn-out sex last night when Blaine got home, exhausted, from his trip...College future fic. Klaine smut...lots of it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Am I What You Think About In Bed? by KlissesandKlainebows reviews
Kurt awakes from a dream, heart racing and covered in sweat. Needing to hear his boyfriend's voice, he calls Blaine. Things quickly turn heated as Kurt and Blaine venture into uncharted territory. Rated M for fluffy smut. A Klaine phonesex fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
When I Get You Alone At Last by ihli reviews
It sucks being a teen. Kurt just wants some time alone with Blaine. Is that so much to ask? Rated M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Make you feel my love by babeitscoldoutside reviews
Blaine's and Kurt's first time. And what happens the morning after.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Some Day by myfeetlitup reviews
From this prompt at the Glee Angst Meme: Blaine unintentionally does something that triggers Kurt hard for when he was sexually assaulted by Karofsky...Kurt freaks out, Blaine is startled, confused, then feels guilty when Kurt explains.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So Fast by Aeria reviews
It begins with an ending and ends with a beginning - silly, smutty Kurt/Blaine fun.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Those Three Words by Aeria reviews
SPOILERS for the finale. You've been warned. Kurt Hummel never expected "I love you" before he escaped this stupid Midwestern town and made a name for himself and met someone. Now with a second installment for Blaine!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Knife Going In by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine put the past behind him, telling Kurt to have the courage he couldn't. But the worst happened anyway, and Kurt is left broken. Now Blaine has to pick up the pieces, but if he couldn't have the courage three years ago, how can he do it now? Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,966 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Reasons by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine got a text: "As you seem to believe I don't know my own mind without some kind of meditation, I am now going to spend the next twenty four hours spamming your inbox with some of the reasons why I want this to work. Starting now."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Feeling Good by Aeria reviews
The progression of Kurt and Blaine's relationship from making out to quite a bit more. It starts with Blaine losing control in the auditorium. Then them both losing a lot more control in the car. And now Blaine's promise of a whole day in his bedroom.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Comfortable by Aeria reviews
A short, hopefully sweet fic that deals with Burt's discovery that his son has started dating Blaine. All in the midst of Kurt and Blaine being their own adorable selves, of course.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You're So Beautiful To Me by Hipster2 reviews
Kurt and Blaine were studying. But somehow they ended up naked in bed with Blaine doing wonderful things to Kurt with his mouth.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Progressive by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine smut. Alone in a big house for the night fluffy smutty first time fun ensues with a little bit of fighting and awkwardness thrown in for good measure. Now with added SEQUEL in which the pair explore each other some more.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
5 Times by FjordLine reviews
The five times Kurt said "Don't" to Blaine and the one time Blaine stole his line.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Risk by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine, together a week, have their first fight, their first reconciliation and learn quite a bit in the process. My take on how to tie up the sexy storyline properly. Fluffy, sweet, with a dash of heat and angst. Now with a second installment.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Oh, Oh, I Want Some More by SoPhIeBuFfY4EvEr reviews
It's Kurt's birthday and Blaine has something very... special planned for him. Klaine. R/R ; HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITTY! :D
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll Never Be Porn Stars by gleekilicious reviews
It's Kurt and Blaine's first time, and things don't exactly go as they'd always imagined they would... Not that it matters in the end. Pure smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Did You Just Whimper? by MiniMaureen reviews
Blaine turned around, looking at Kurt. Kurt's eyes were wide and his hand was clasped over his mouth. "Did you just….. whimper?" Blaine questioned. Klaine smut! Enjoy yourselves!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tell Me How You Want Your Gift by Hipster2 reviews
Kurt has somehow gotten it into his head that birthday sex would be a great way to spend Blaine's upcoming birthday.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Anything For You by iAmTheWallflower reviews
Kurt's really starting to wonder when, or if, anything is going to happen between him and Blaine. Because at this rate, he's not sure how long it'll be before he just jumps Blaine's bones.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Resolution by Gentern Taylor reviews
It's New Year's Eve and Kurt catches Blaine in a lie, forcing him to come out with the truth, which results in something neither of them are expecting, but have been longing for. Based upon the baby its cold outside duet M for vivid love making
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pavarotti by Camunki reviews
So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All I Wanted by Whatsername Lambert reviews
What is there to do when the power goes out and you and your boyfriend have a nice, empty house all to yourselves? Established Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
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Breaking the Fever reviews
Kurt is sick and can't make it to Blaine's for a movie day. So Blaine goes to Kurt and takes care of him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
Kurt and Blaine talk after their first time. Inspired by a post by Kurtblaine on Tumblr. Warnings for implied sex between two males and some kissing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Needing a Night Alone reviews
Blaine is planning on visiting Kurt in New York for the weekend, but Kurt needs to get rid of Rachel so that they can have some alone time.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Two Men and a Little Lady reviews
Celebrities Kurt and Blaine become parents for the first time. People magazine interview the new parents. Rated T for alluded to adult themes to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
First Impressions reviews
Kurt and Blaine are alone for the night, so why not mess around on the couch? Because someone could walk in, that's why. Klaine sexytime with an appearance by Cooper Anderson.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Right Amount of Leather reviews
Kurt's leather onesie does things to Blaine, and Blaine can't wait to show Kurt what those things are.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Lot Like Christmas reviews
Kurt is out shopping on Christmas eve, feeling down and a little bitter. That is, until he runs into Blaine, who makes him rethink his anti-holiday mentality. Set in season two, but Kurt didn't transfer to Dalton. Warnings: Male-on-Male kissing
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Think I Love You reviews
L should be dead. His name was written in the Death Note, yet he is still alive, if only barely. Unanswered questions about the notebook's power & L's feelings for him leave Light in turmoil & unsure of what to do next. Yaoi, Slight OOC, Mostly Light'sPOV
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,715 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - L, Light Y.
Just Scars reviews
L is in Iraq and Light is his boyfriend in America. When there's a bombing where L is stationed the two loose contact. Light can't help but worry whether or not L was caught in the attack. What happened to L? Is he alive? LxLight, AU. Two-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete