![]() Author has written 27 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Yuri!!! on Ice. Introducing Yer Ever Lovin’ Aunty Binary…. Author of the Post-Hagaren FMA novellas “Fifty Trips Around the Sun”, “Beggar’s Banquet” (nearing completion), “Three Decembers and a January” ,“You and Me of the 10,000 Wars”, "Paint The Sky With Stars" and Half Lives Super-Secret Identity: The Binary Alchemist—fanfic author, songwriter, lyricist, filk singer and comedian and honorary Amestrian State Alchemist who sows chaos and bad puns and horrible songs whenever she and her musical co-conspirators invade a con. Takes the blame--er--full responsiblity for the creation of “FullMENTAL Alchemist: The Musical!” and the mini-operetta, "The Revenge of the Miniskirt Army". Weapons of Choice: Dell PC’s, Ovation and Epiphone 6 and 12 string guitars PROUD MEMBER OF THE HAGAREN NATION! THIS SIDE OF THE GATEWAY Spoken: “Hello…I’m Edward Elric!” When I was just a young boy Don’t mess with alchemy Now, I’m stuck outside the Gateway I feel like such a fool I am homesick for the Rockbells Back home in Riesembool Now, Winry is my best friend Don’t get on her bad side Or she’ll conk you with that wrench I left her in Amestris And ran away with Al— But sometimes when my arm squeaks I really miss that gal! Though Mustang’s been demoted He’s still full of smirk and sass If he starts to get sarcastic Just say, “Corporal, kiss my—AUTOMAIL! We ditched him back in Central He’s gotta close that Gate— Tho’ I still wanna punch his lights out— I guess I’ll have to wait! I can’t transmute in Munich Japan or in LA At least I’m not down on my knees Chalkin’ out arrays They made manga from my memoirs— Now I’m a wealthy man At least on this side of the Gateway Al’s not stuck in the can! |