The Civilian Foreign Minister was glaring at Sasuke. Naruto, after considering the delicate diplomatic situation, burped at him.

The tale may be as old as time, but it's not the one you remember. This is a tale about an ancient curse, a young man who doesn't quite know how he fits into the world, and a monster who gave up on redemption long ago. NaruSasu; ch 1-3 reworked 2-17-2017

Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED

Eren and Levi's son has a nightmare, but Eren is out for the night, so the storytelling duties fall to Levi. He tells their son the best story he knows. Primarily Riren/Ereri, past mpreg, now a series of stories!

An incarcerated librarian with an environmental terrorist roommate, a mysterious and familiar ex-yakuza gangster with mischief in his mismatched eyes, and a very long reading list. Prison is not what Cloud Strife expected. Sephiroth/Cloud, written as a prize on tumblr for Cactuscarousel! Contains some violence! Cover art by TOMOWOWOWO! Find her on tumblr or in my profile!

Naruto has finally adapted to his new appearance. However, this doesn't mean his life becomes all boring; he gets his own genin team, and Sasuke is confronted with his wish to restore his clan. Yaoi. SasuNaru. Sequel of Byouki (summary inside)

The Italian Police have done a lot of barking at the wrong tree ever since the Mafia was created. Always assuming that all crimes lead to one Famiglia going haywire. Now, murders and kidnappings are happening all over Italy and the police have evidence that could point at a certain Famiglia, especially with that intricate insignia engraved on the bullet found on the victims ribcage

HPDM slash, sequel to Easy as Falling. Not only humans were watching on that day the world changed. Now Harry's balancing delegations, work, romance, and trying to keep his phoenix from eating people. Hard work for a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.

AU. For centuries, the gods of the sun and the moon have been at war. But that was before the moon fell from the sky. Now Cloud, a survivor cursed with a painfully ironic name in a time of scorching heat and non-existent rain, might be the only one able to unravel the secrets of the past and stop Sephiroth's madness. CxS

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A lot can happen in twelve months.

Graduation. And what comes after. Everyone grows up sooner or later. Rin/Haruka

Family drabble-thing. A tribute to the guardians, all their flaws and triumphs are not in vain; Tsuna knows exactly what they do for him. He wouldn't have it any other way. No strict timeline. 2-shot.

[One-Shot] Hibari family is an otaku family. 1827. AlaGio. 8095. Hibari 2013 Birthday fic.

Kotetsu has been looking up ways to care for pet rabbits, and to his surprise, a lot of that advice applies to the care and keeping of a certain Barnaby "Bunny" Brooks Jr. Kotetsu/Barnaby, deanon from the Tiger and Bunny Anon Meme.

He hates that no one looks beyond the surface, no one looks him in the eye... But when someone finally does, he's not sure he's ready for the consequences. Aang/Zuko AangxZuko AangZuko Zukaang Aanuko

Oneshot. Draco Malfoy reaches out to Harry Potter at a Ministry of Magic party at Malfoy Manor in an attempt to possibly form a friendship.

Harry Potter is a painter. He travels the world painting people and places and is known as one of the greatest young painters in the world. His latest travel is aboard the Hogwarts, one of the most beautifully crafted airships in the world. AU, Steampunk

Ben is infected with an extremely rare alien parasite by Vilgax and the only known way to kill it will be the hardest choice he's ever made. It's either die or have his life and his friendship with Kevin change forever. Rated M for language and M/M sex. NOW COMPLETE! Male Pregnancy.

Instead of meeting Barnaby at the end of the season, Kotetsu instead meets and partners up with him months later. After feeling so depressed during the time he was not working, he returns and decides Barnaby is his new chance. Even as they struggle to get along and Kotetsu continually stumbles into problems every time things start to go right, he finds some hope.

Both Tsuna and Hibari are really clumsy when expressing their feelings. Luckily for them, their older brothers have come up with a foolproof plan... or not? Sequel "Meet My Family" is up

It's been five years since the war and Harry is acting a bit strange around Draco. What the hell is going on and why are there two Potters who have starkly contrasting personalities?

In which there is shower almost-invasion, strange hair, interesting friends, and lots and lots of tea. H/D pre-slash.

In a time where magical occurrences are not unordinary, Tsuna lives in a house with magical properties that allow 'Travelers' to go in and out of his home. No one ever passes by a second time, except for a man named Hibari. How is that possible? AU 1827, one-sided 2780

Skylark was condemned to Hell, but instead of finding himself in Satan's clutches, he was picked up by a brown-haired Mortal. I MEAN NO OFFENSE TO THE RELIGIOUS. Brother-ish 2718. Rated for safety. Happy Birthday Hibari!

What's inside the box? Is it… alive? Implied 1827. You decide. And I still didn't know which genres to choose.

They say that the fall is always the hardest, but for Harry, accepting and embracing the darkness he'd always feared inside him was easy. Finding himself falling for Draco Mafoy, well that's a bit harder. DM/HP

Written originally for the Smoochfest 2011 on LJ. How they meet - again. And what happens after.

Just a couple of grumpy old men. Slight yaoi. Older!NaruSasu. Kiriban prize for Dictionarykiller. Disclaimers in my profile.

As one of the stars in a BDSM show at an erotic circus, Harry has seen some sexual acts that would boggle your mind. Does that mean he likes them? No. How can he, when he feels nothing at all?

CRACKFIC The Marauders in all their glory, meet Harry Potter. Typical ne? And yet... will contain Crazy!Harry, Darry, time travel, SiriRem, bad pick up lines, abuse of Mrs. Norris, and anything else I come up with... CRACKFIC

Draco catches glimpses of the mostly reclusive Hogwart's Hero after the war. After Harry disappears from the public eye, Draco learns some answers in an unexpected place, on a typical British summer's day. HPDM slash, oneshot. EWE.

On their first date, Kotetsu realizes that Barnaby finds his kisses irresistible when his mouth tastes of something sugary. Kotetsu explores and exploits this sweet little kink. Kotetsu/Barnaby fluff, deanon from the Tiger and Bunny anon meme.

Spiderman kissing. Because I wanted to encourage Linh to draw it

The Dursleys didn't treat Harry badly, but they didn't treat him well either. A retelling of the seven years in Hogwarts. Complete summary inside :: Harry/Draco SLASH :: Written for Draco Tops Harry Fest 2010, slight Mature Content

A lot of things can change in nineteen years. Love blossoms and breaks apart, friends are made and left behind, children brighten the world and drive people insane. But most of all, rivals can become so much more.

Sasuke is depressed and angry, rebelling against his family and causing trouble. But when he meets the five year old son of their new neighbours, Sasuke's life changes as he finds himself watching out and caring for the lonely child with the golden smile.

Harry has dreams that pull him into the realm of the newly dead. At first, the dreams are only a curious mystery, but when when Harry dreams of Narcissa Malfoy, his life suddenly goes in a much different direction than the one he'd always imagined.

AU, Mature Sena, Oneshot. Hiruma had to correct himself when he looked at Sena - because he was a man, not a boy, and Hiruma knew it would bode ill if he forgot that.

Surprisingly, no one told Sasuke HE was the lucky one until after they were already married.

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

Also known as The Mysterious Coupling of Cousin What and Viktor Krum. Definite Squick, with more than a hint of slash and maybe het. Not for those with sensitive constitutions or heart problems. Be warned.

It's Halloween and Naruto, Sasuke and Kiba receive a strange looking doll. When night falls, however, they are thrown into a nightmare of deadly proportions. Will they survive to see the sunrise? Light SasuNaru, blood and horror. Happy Halloween!

Naruto's Saturday has turned into one big mess as he runs into his old schoolmate and finds him and his friends heading to the local pub for safety...All because zombies started attacking. Inspired by Shaun of the Dead. SasuNaru. T for language and gore.

Oneshot. The five reasons Harry should marry Ginny and the one reason he didn't.

Cloud couldn't care less for his job, until he meets four special customers.

There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.

Draco woke up on the floor and knew that something wrong would happen

In which Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe discover Harry/Draco fan fiction, Tom becomes obsessed, and Dan frets over the utter bizarreness of his life. Tom/Dan RPS. Harry/Draco implied.

An on going drabble series about the Harry Potter characters. I pick one, and then tell you ten things you didn't know about them before. Some funny, some sad, some just a bit...odd. Will be listed as in-progress, but each chapter is a stand alone.

Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.

AU: Hibari rules the world of the walking dead with an iron fist. And Tsuna bumbles into it. 1827. Dedicated to PocketAces who mixed up the idea in my head.

Team Kakashi is on a mission and things don't go so well for Naruto. He doesn't know that it's only about to get worse when Kyuubi starts to change his body... ready to take over. Yaoi. SasuNaru

Hibari thought of it as any other day. Why wouldn't he? It's not like he really celebrated it. Birthday fic for Hibari that was written for the heck of it. Happy Birthday, Hibari!

AKA Great Escape! Ichigo is a normal kid growing tired of his normal life. Hichigo comes in and turns his normal life upside down. Welcome to the world of sex, drugs, & rock and roll, Ichi! Rating may be upped - Hichigo/Ichigo....

Mates, Packs, Humans, Hybrids and the occasional jealous spat. All just another day in the life of a hybrid. Zukaang AangxZuko

Getting sick is not that worrying when the prescribed cure involved a certain herbivore. Hibari, especially, is interested–very much, in fact. 1827.

Tsuna just wanted a simple snowball fight. Too bad it turned into a war.

"You love me, don't you, Tsunayoshi?" Fic based on songs 'Hot Mess' by Cobra Starship & 'Disgusting' by KeSha. 1827, abuse!relationship, MATURE themes. Oneshot!

Ben hasn't given his new care a proper Christening yet and he asks Kevin to lend him a hand in doing so. Takes place a few days after Ben 10 Alien Swarm. Rated M. MxM sex. Bevin

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

With a new threat looming on the horizon that endangers the world's hard earned peace, Naruto must learn how to become a courtesan. What he never expects is to run into Sasuke...full summary inside. SasukexNaruto

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

For Emotive Gothika; Tsuna, as he's running from some bullies, makes his way up to the rooftop where Hibari is currently sleeping. Mainly fluff 1827

He hadn't been careful enough. He hadn't made sure to cover his tracks, he hadn't run. He should've but he hadn't, and Sasuke silently cursed himself for that. Now he was here and the hunt had ended. He was the prey and the hunter had found him. NaruSasu.

One girl gets one last chance to save her career. Two statues, a blond and a brunette, rumored to wake when Venus and Mars cross orbit. One last ticket, and a whole lot of destiny. Team 7 in a whole new way. SasuNaru, SasuSakuNaru friendship.

There was never any emotion in those eyes, nothing conveyed on his delicate features, nought to be gained from looking. After all that had happened, was he still so heartless, so empty as he seemed to be? IchiUlqui semi-drabble.

It wasn't a suit fetish, it wasn't! Just because Hibari looked good in suits and he liked seeing him in one did no mean he had a suit fetish. 1827

Tsuna is drunk. Hibari is content until a certain drunk decides to intrude, singing a certain song. 1827/HibaTsuna, OOC Tsuna, one shot, song!fic based on the song I Got A Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas. Read if you dare.

Tsuna has never seen Hibari eat. Doesn't he ever get hungry? Always worried about his friends, Tsuna decides to take action, to find out that it isn't food that makes Hibari hungry. 1827, HibaTsuna. Fail writing, kissing, all that good stuff! Oneshot.

In the cold dead of winter, three years after Elizabeth's death, Ciel finds warmth again. CielxSebastian

It surprised everyone when Harry Potter died, including the one who killed him. Harry, however, doesn't know how to stay dead. Ignores HBP and DH. Character Death

Oneshot: Once again Tsuna spends a Saturday afternoon bailing Hibari out of jail.

With the assistance of KHRs hottest eye candy.

Tsuna keeps having weird dreams, and he can't sleep any more... 1827 HibaTsu yaoi

An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina

The world has been crippled by a plague that disintegrates both the human body and mind. With a rapidly diminishing human population, two opposing leaders rush to find the cure and the answer, to the virus and themselves. SasuNaru, zombie AU

Or, Five Ways in which Hibari Kyouya is a normal, human boy.

It is so easy to confuse Dark with Light. Draco just didn't know how easy until he walked into that alley. Not DH-epilogue compliant. Slash, HPxDM; Song-fic based on The Dykeenies' song Pick You Up

Sasuke wakes up next to Naruto, falls out of bed and then Itachi comes round to interfere. Contains flashing imagery and disturbing scenes. Do not read whilst on medication. CRACK. SasuNaruSasu KisaIta hints of KakaIru

If Tsuna is the mother, then Hibari is the father. 1827

If Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth ever watched Advent Children. Because that movie is an extremely bad way to be introduced to the Final Fantasy VII fandom.

It took one person to teach him the value of all three.

“Nothing in the world is predestined Sasuke, except for you and me- we’re inevitable." NaruSasu AU

When you walk into an anime convention, you expect to find costumes, artwork, random items from different shows, and...love? Sasu/Naru. First NORMAL story, first lemon. Enjoy or Don't!

Hibari seems a bit nicer to I-pin than to anyone else. Tsuna wants to know why. The result is unexpected. Mild 1827. Takes place first season.

AU. In which Ken thinks it's a great idea to set his father up with his best friend Devlin's father. Kevin/Ben

He was caught off-guard. Yes. How else could Tsunayoshi Sawada – whose face was a few inches away from his – manage to do all this, and position himself in such a way that Hibari would not be able to kick or punch him in retaliation?

After stopping the Highbreed invasion, our intrepid heroes come across a different threat. An undead threat.

It really wasn't that unlike being a doctor. 1827

A lot of complications revolving around Naruto's life. Secrets, Lies, Hurt and Pain. Modern setting! SasuxNaru!

Most people don't know why Hibari Kyouya hates crowds so much. Tetsuya is one of the only people who does.

Various and unconnected Naruto and Sasuke related oneshots. They range from crack to fluffy to angst to warm and fuzzy. Please read, and I hope you enjoy!

What do you give the wizard who has everything? A date with Harry Potter, of course! Birthday fic for the lovely Betsy. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Draco Malfoy" a voice called from behind him. "My name is Harry Potter. I like you. Please go out with me?" Draco couldn't believe the question. More importantly, who it came from. Fears aside he finds himself answering "Yes" They started dating. Read?

Not everything is what it seems. Naruto learns the truth behind that statement.

Sasuke is visiting naruto in the evening, but loses control of himself. short, considered to be continued. maybe ;D

AR. Ichigo is a dangerous element. Who better to teach control of immeasurable power than a Vasto Lorde? Another path Ichigo might have chosen. One-shot.

Sequal to Secrets. Every secret is coming out...to everyone, including the Dark Lord. How will Harry and Draco deal with Voldemort and a Horcrux search when they can't even trust each other? sequal, SLASH, numerous pairings but mostly DMHP

Harry has always had his mother's eyes. But green is an uncommon color.

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Sequel to ‘Long Distance’. Ichigo, who’s been receiving numerous stares from Ulquiorra, finds himself always being watched and begins feeling tense around them. He decides to confront the espada but does things always go according to plan? No. IchiXUlqui

A peek into Seph and Cloud's life together once Cloud becomes Soldier. Sequel to The Other Way Around. YAOI

Ichigo, bored and tired, walks outside one night for a evening stroll but there's someone following him from the other side, an enemy too, and its the least person he'd expect to come after him. IchigoXUlquiorra

OneShot-ish. Sasuke finds that having to share a table with a complete stranger isn't as bad as he would have thought. SasuNaruSasu

there was nothing in their kisses. it could have gone on forever. end to trilogy, Hichi x Ichi, oneshot, sequel to Control means Nothing.

there was no point to being king if he was owned by that monster. hichi x ichi, sequel to 'kiss means control', oneshot. read both please.

it could have gone on forever and it wouldn't have made a difference. oneshot, slight hichi x ichi.

Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

How did Jack come to inherit his leadership? This story explores into that question and more. Rated T for murder references and a scene involving a graphic burn injury. Also rated for a few rather intense scenes.

[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!