Mistress Jakira
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Joined 02-03-02, id: 165190
Author has written 7 stories for Sailor Moon X-overs, Ronin Warriors, Misc. Books, and Homer.
The Blue Howler is my sister's account on FF.net (and FictionPress now, of course)--if you'd be kind enough to give her some pointers, I would appreciate it. ^_^ Thank you very much, and now for the updates...

Recent Updates: 9-June-04: Damn, it's been a LONG time since I've updated this place! I don't have any new fics to post...I don't write them much anymore, I'm more of a poet now (I know, it's terrible lol). If you're interested in that, I am at FictionPress with a lot of stories and poems not linked to copyrighted material. ^_^; I'm gonna change the quote down there (not that it matters lol), but other than that, nothing new to say. Um, well...I hope you have enjoyed my work on this site (and its partner) and maybe I'll post again sometime! Thanks for visiting! ~MJ

I'm a big fan of creative criticism, so be sure to muse on about my writing. ^_~ Please do leave signed reviews whenever possible--I like to read the work of my readers, you know, to see who my audience is. ;)

Universal Disclaimerâ„¢: I don't own any of the show characters I use in fanfics (other than original characters, that is to say). The stories and poems themselves are copyrighted to me. And blah blah, disclaimer, legal-ness, etc. Point is, don't steal, cause I'm not.

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Happy reading!

Don't forget to check out my favorite authors and stories; it's really great stuff!

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"Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough."

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Crappy Poem Theater by Cherry Blossom reviews
It's Back. It's Bold. It's...really, really hentai. D.H. Lawrence is next on the chopping block for our CPTers after a long hiatus. TURTLE POWER!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,700 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 11/16/2000
10 Things I Hate About Sporks by Pendragon reviews
This is NOT a list, just random insanity spun into a story-type format. Sage has been captured by Talpa, but to save him, the other guys have to escape Best Buy first. It'll make sense if you read it, orrrrr maybe not... *Chap. 3 UP*
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2002 - Published: 5/14/2002
The Lament of the Last Lunar Queen by Belladonna Jaide reviews
Queen Serenity recalls the final moments before her death in verse. Includes the destruction of Silver Millennium, Princess Serenity's suicide, and the confrontation and sealing away of the demon Metallia. Rated PG-13 for suicide. R/R
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2002
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The Cyclops: A Retelling of The Odyssey reviews
The Cyclops part of Homer's Odyssey retold in flashback from Polyphemus (the Cyclops)'s POV. It's set in verse in imitation of the original. PG for some mythical man-eating and eye-gouging violence. *g*
Homer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/6/2002
Things Fall Apart reviews
!!NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE BOOK IS REQUIRED!! Based on Chinua Achebe's novel of the same name; about the book's main char. and the Christian invasion/conversion of Africa. PG for suicide.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2002
The Man With Bowl On Head Anthem reviews
A tribute to Anubis of Ronin Warriors--I wrote it a few years ago (and I think I was high on caffeine) but I still love it. =) Oh, the drama! ;_; (lol)
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/11/2002
Tori Story 001 reviews
It never really had a title. Yoroiden Samurai Troopers (Ronin Warriors) fic about my original character--but it involves Sage, too. Dub references...Tori stories are PG just in case.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/9/2002
The Silver War: Attack on the Kingdom of Thunder reviews
Rated PG for a few jokes implying sex, nothing serious. This is an SM fic set in the Silver Millennium on Jupiter. It does include some characters and the armor concept from Yoroiden Samurai Troopers, but the YST plot is omitted. Japanese names are used.
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2002 - Published: 2/3/2002
Down The Road They Go reviews
Kind of like British humor: completely insane. Only THIS is about the Ma Sho! (Warlords) YAY! ^_^;
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2002
Untitled reviews
Wandered from subject is all; it was supposed to deal with Rowen of RW, but it has NOTHING to do with him besides the name. It's just a poem now, you don't need to know RW. ^_^
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2002