Karachna
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Joined 07-30-08, id: 1652170, Profile Updated: 03-30-09
Author has written 1 story for Warhammer.

Hi and welcome to Karachna's profile. Relax, have some orange juice and make yourself at home. Just dont touch my left sock drawer.

Now for some quotes.

"Hello citizens of Novalis. My race the blarg have a small problem. Our planet has become so polluted, overpopulated and poisonous that we are no longer able to dwell here. But i, chairman drek, have a solution. We are constructing a prestiged new world using the choicest planetary components available. So, what does this mean to you, you might ask? Using highly sophisticated technology, which you couldnt possibly understand, we will be extracting a large portion of your planet and adding it to our new one. unfortyunately, this change in mass will cause you planet to, spin out of control and drift into the sun where it will explode into a flaming ball of gas but, of course, sacrifices must be made. thank you for your cooperation."

"Cut!"

"And if you dont like it you can get your whiney, snivelling, snot nosed populations, form a line behind me and KISS MY... we're still on? WELL TURN IT OFF YOU IDIOT!" -supreme executive chairman drek from the game ratchet and clank.

Cant be arsed to do any more yet.

Oh and that wasnt orange juice. Trust me.

The Spider Guard reviews
The antics of a completely non-codex, non-caring and non-inquisition chapter. It may suck at first but it will get better.. as long as there are no people just replying to this to say i suck. anyway.. enjoy..
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009