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Joined 02-04-02, id: 165224, Profile Updated: 12-05-13
Author has written 15 stories for Red Dwarf, Enid Blyton, Press Gang, Life on Mars, Bridget Jones' Diary, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

I started writing fan fiction as a kid back in the dim dark days before the Internet, based on shows like the Famous Five and Press Gang.

My fan fic philosophy is to try and write something as the original authors would have. So you'll find no random slash, X-rated canon or language stronger than the original here.

I like to try and capture the original tone of the dialogue so let me know if you think I'm doing it to your satisfaction. I also like to use correct spelling and punctuation and for others to do the same.

One day, I'd like to write a well-received fic for something with a huge rabid fandom base. I've played it safe so far in fairly niche areas so to attack something like Doctor Who will be my biggest challenge. One day.

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Facing the Enemy by Cornorama reviews
Story begins with the sailboat accident in SCARLETT then becomes a work that has little to do with the aforementioned novel. No one goes to Ireland, action primarily in Charleston and Atlanta.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 176 - Words: 520,596 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Scarlett O., Rhett B.
The Eighth Weasley by Fyrie reviews
The missing Weasley daughter, long assumed dead, is found alive and well, and not far from trouble of the magical kind. COMPLETED - June 30th 2008
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 412,531 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Complete
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A Hard Day's Trivia Night reviews
Inpired by my own Lynda-like attitude to quiz nights, the Junior Gazette assemble a table together to compete for victory at the Norbridge Community College Trivia Night.
Press Gang - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Roadtrip reviews
Spike and Lynda are on the road during their American vacation and take a wrong turn into an AU where Lynda discovers hidden talent and Spike learns he's not the only one.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Press Gang - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Bridget Jones' Twitter reviews
Bridget Jones has moved into the electronic age and gets herself a Twitter account.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Fly Away Home reviews
A sequel to The Phoenix. Spike and Lynda head stateside on Lynda's first holiday since Cornwall in Fourth Year. Can she let Kenny and the gang handle everything in her absence, and how will she handle everything the USA has to offer?
Press Gang - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Routine Enquiry reviews
Sam and Annie are making routine enquiries into an illegal betting ring when Sam comes into contact with a couple of other Manchester residents of note. First LoM fic.
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
The Big Decision reviews
Missing scene fic between The Big Finish and The Big Hello. Lynda has just admitted she loves Spike, so why does he take off to America anyway?
Press Gang - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Sarah's Summer Holiday reviews
Sarah is taking a week off from the Junior Gazette. Stuck in a room with her parents in Brighton, she meets someone who encourages her to try something new. Least Liked Character Challenge from Press Gang Fan Forum.
Press Gang - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
The South West Media Annual Dinner Dance reviews
Implausible Pairings challenge. Toni aka Tiddler is off to another boring industry party, determined not to shag another random but it doesn't go quite to plan. Alternate ending now in place.
Press Gang - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
The Mystery Of The Five Strangers reviews
The Five FindOuters are puzzled by the appearance of five strangers in Peterswood during school hols. Who are they? Why are they here? And are they really strangers to Enid Blyton readers? Finally finished after a couple of years!
Enid Blyton - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,771 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
What Comes After The Last Word reviews
Fanfic challenge response from the PG Fan Forum. This is what happens after the funeral of Donald Cooper.
Press Gang - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Tiddler reviews
A short Christmas story focusing on Tiddler with no Splynda, I know, I'm as surprised as you are. Set in the commercial days of the Junior Gazette, pre There Are Crocodiles
Press Gang - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Rememberance Day reviews
Response to challenge at Livejournal to include Spike and Lynda stuck somewhere together, Colin at a war memorial, the big fan on Lynda's bedroom wall, any guest star or random extra and a strawberry milkshake.
Press Gang - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
The Phoenix reviews
Set post TAC in present day, the Junior Gazette staff are just starting out on new magazine The Phoenix, with some added surprises. And just what has Kenny been up to in Australia?
Press Gang - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
Romeo, Romeo reviews
Set in the early days of the Junior Gazette, Spike convinces Lynda to try out for the school play. Will Norbridge High's own starcrossed lovers stop fighting before the curtain comes up on opening night? FULLY REVISED.
Press Gang - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
I'm Going To Eat You, Little Fishie reviews
The Boyz from the Dwarf crash to Earth and come across Monkey, Pigsy, Sandy and Tripitaka on their holy quest in my first attempt at on-line fan fiction. Have a read and let me know what you thought!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2002 - Published: 2/4/2002