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Not a whole lot to say here...

I'm 25 and an MBA student...but I'd rather be a makeup artist!

I love reading, tv & movies, my awesome friends, and shopping.

I think that outside of Disney World, Sephora is definitely the happiest place on Earth.

I'm totally dazzled by Edward Cullen... And Emmet. Jasper. Carlisle. Uhm... Yeah. Pretty much all of them.

Check out my super random, ridiculously opinionated blog on...whatever I feel like talking about! Oh.Em.Gee.

I love to talk so feel free to pm me anytime!

Yep, that's about it... :)

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Evening Falls by Ava Sinclair reviews
Elisa was once an everyday Twilight fangirl, but now, inexplicably, she's become a part of Edward and Bella's world. Her struggle to fit into her new life, however, may become a fight to survive that neither she nor Bella may win...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 283,257 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 5/9/2008
Breaking Points by sugarbucket reviews
Ever wonder why Rosalie and Edward are so cold towards one another? Their story from the start; in keeping with the books, but based on the idea that they're both masterful liars. Love, lust, betrayal, desire, lies, darkness and breaking points.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 413,898 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8129 - Favs: 8,220 - Follows: 8,426 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,433 - Follows: 6,124 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Deviation by Kyrene once Blood Roses reviews
A brother with a bullet in his brain, a tryst that should never have happened. A sister who thought she knew the future, one bond torn to weave two greater. “Life is twisted, and maybe it shouldn’t have happened, but it did.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8191 - Favs: 4,653 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
She Hates Me by HM Grayson reviews
Nessie always knew Leah didn't like her, even when everyone else pretended it wasn't true. It just took her much longer than she thought it did to figure out why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 184,694 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Memento Mori by Rosette-Cullen reviews
I guess at some point everyone has to do something long term that they hate or regret every moment of. I happened to be in that situation." How far would you go to insure a safe, realiable future, even if there was pain and cheating involved? M, AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,126 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by QueenMindi reviews
A No Imprints AU. If the La Push wolves didn't have the ability to imprint, they'd have to find true love the hard way, like the rest of us. But will they be able to see what's right in front of them...before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,590 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Lunière by siDEADde reviews
TW/MS Alice's POV. Canon "Where Jasper and I were halves of the same whole, Edward and I were the same half. We understood each other more than the family understood us."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,720 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Alice, Edward
An Unlikely Pair by lynarose55 reviews
Forever has always been an optimistic term for Camryn. But when it changes context, specifically when connected to a werewolf, forever doesn't appear to be as appealing. Her problem now is to figure out if it is for the better or worse. Paul x OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,012 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Paul - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
In Your Eyes by m. diddy reviews
Seven moments in the Host from Ian’s POV. A series of one-shots exploring his thoughts on Wanderer, from first meeting her to her reinsertion.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,044 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Perceptions by The EarthSong reviews
This is the story of Sarah and Demetri. While on her first vacation in Italy, Sarah is kidnapped. With little other choice she has to trust her captor. Can she trust herself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,631 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Demetri - Complete
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