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Author has written 12 stories for Doctor Who, Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, Darkest Powers, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

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"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."

Harvey Fierstein

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The Wolf and the Crow by Wolf Hanyo reviews
My name is Sammy Rose, I'm new to Mahora Acdamey. My roommate is Setsuna,I'm Konoka's second bodyguard,I think Asuna likes me,and Evangeline wants my blood. Poor Negi doesn't know what's going on with he's students. Things are gonna change in Mahora.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 129,641 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Konoka K., Setsuna S. - Complete
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Question Sleep by Lord Dread Raven reviews
The tale of Johnny C. in a voulenteer sleep study! Rated T 'cause it's Johnny!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Johnny C.
The Heart of the Matter by WorldsColliding reviews
Zim is in control of Irk & Earth and rules with an iron fist. He has lost everything he loved in the past, and has chosen to forget that part of him. But what happens when his past comes back to haunt him in a form he didn't expect? SEQUEL to SHBILH.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Zim
Eraserhead by shaster reviews
Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race! /trigger warning/
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Squee, Pepito - Complete
The Grand Scheme of Things by shaster reviews
And maybe, Gaz thought, they were all Broken. He couldn't even Die correctly.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
iOmg Shugo Chara! Style by SpiraTheAnimeGirl reviews
"You can't kiss and snuggle with pocky Rima." Rima kisses her pocky stick. "Oh. Oh pocky!" Who would have thought that so much hate could turn into love? RimaHiko
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M.
Reunite, Rediscover, Reconnect, Redefine by Fluffy Tranquil reviews
It's Degrassi's 10-year reunion, and Clare is forced to go. Alli's relationship with Dave is happy, so why can't Clare have that for her and her 10-year-old daughter, Willow? Co-Written with Bumblebee93!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Clare E., Eli G., Jake M.
Mahora Murders by Giratina Zero reviews
Young women and girls have started turning up dead in extraordinary ways and some could only be done through magic. Who is doing this and why? Join Negi as well as the police and a special taskforce to find out who's behind the Mahora Murders.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Negi S.
My Only The Only One by QoD-Dev reviews
Re-write to my somehow popular story 'My Only'. Earth belongs to the Empire, and Zim is given less than a heroes treatment. Blaming Dib, he allows himself to be captured by the human resistance. ZaDR/m-pregishness/obvious gayness. Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,873 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Zim, Dib
The Negima Chronicles by Giratina Zero reviews
Following Season 2. What would happen if the Goddesses of Magic summoned 2 fanfiction writers to help out Negi Springfield? Readthis to find out. Major Trolling
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,854 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010
She's Human, But I Love Her by WorldsColliding reviews
Invader Zim has finally won the trust of his leaders. His dreams are coming true, and he is the most essential part in the coming invasion of Earth. But after he meets a young beautiful human girl, is the invasion still what he really wants?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,534 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Zim - Complete
Destiny: A Range of Colors by Dirge for the Dead reviews
I've been noticing the colors in most everything ever since I died. Ever since five years ago. Maybe more. I've lost count. After slaying, I draw in the color of everything around me. Store it away. Every person has a story. A color. What's yours?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,469 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010
The PPG's Dirty Little Secrets by FattySkeleton reviews
What Happens When Boomer Suggests The Idea To Go To The Ppgs House? Well You Find Out What Kind Of Girls The ppgs are. and what bill the boy's do With This Knowledge? Horrible Degrading Things. And The Girl'll Love It All. tradianal pairings. reveiw
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Boomer, Bubbles
He Comes Back by Dirge for the Dead reviews
But he leaves me behind. Todd/Johnny oneshot.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
When Grace is Gone by Paranormal-Paradigm reviews
Grace Everlowe's life is uprooted when she starts to show the beginning stages of vampirism. She is thrust into Lyle house and the lives of its residents. Ultimately the Edison Group wipes her and the memory of her when things go terribly wrong.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,145 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Derek S. - Complete
Prompts by Dirge for the Dead reviews
Invader Gigi's 100 prompts.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Complete
Bulletproof by Dirge for the Dead reviews
Gaz had the most interesting ways of driving Tak back to her psycho boyfriend. ZaTR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Gaz, Tak - Complete
Destiny: Creeping Darkness by Dirge for the Dead reviews
Darkness resides in Elly C. She might not know it,she might not feel it.But she will.She will know the pain that all my waste locks have,and she will give in to it.Those brats Destiny and Robin won't get in my way.I swear it,or my name isn't Senor Diablo.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,384 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Fanmail with Percy and everyone else by Snb793 reviews
Hey. This is my second fan fic. Mostly 'cause I was bored. It's obviously Fan Mail since the title is Fan Mail with everyone else. You send in the questions, they answer them. It's awesome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008
The Virginity of Zim by FattySkeleton reviews
Everybody finds out that Zim's a virgin and give him Hell. So Dib tells Zim the only way to get some respect back is to lose his virginity and have a girl vouch for him, but who exactly does Zim have in mind? I Own Nothing,not even a computer.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
The Songfic Collection of Fangirlness by Dirge for the Dead reviews
All I did for this is take songs I heard and re-wrote it to fit Invader Zim! ZaDR, ZaGR, ZaDR, and things from their POV- you name it, I have it! Read and Review! Pleez send me ideas and I'll dedicate it to you! NOW READ THE DARN SONGY THINGS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009
Things to be Thankful For by Dirge for the Dead reviews
The Skool Creative Writing class, taught by Mr. Elliot, is told to write a list on what they are thankful for. Includes Pepito, Gaz, Squee, Keef, Zim, Dib and Tak. Invader Zim/Squee! My holiday submission for Thanksgiving! R/R
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Destiny by Dirge for the Dead reviews
Johnny, sick of his town, moves to Gotham with his daughter Elly. Devi, trying to get rid of her Johnny memories, moves to Gotham. Mass murders start happening, and there's a new girl at Robin's school. Are all these events somehow connected?
Crossover - Jhonen Vasquez & Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,756 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Johnny C., Richard G./Robin - Complete
Zim Meets The Fangirls by chocolate.chibi reviews
Nice title, eh? Randomness, humor, and crazyness will ensue. *-*
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Zim
Fan Mail With the Stars by Journalist793 reviews
This is my first shot at a TV show fic, so please don't hurt my feelings. This is when Percy and the gang reads and answers your mail, your questions, and anything else you feel like telling him. SORRY! THIS HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,291 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Phineas and Zim by InvaderMelissa reviews
All the episodes of Phineas and Ferb, Invader Zim style! Chapter 6: Zim and Gir built a teleporter and accidentally switch Dib and Minimoose's bodies
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Stupid Pig Smell by InvaderMelissa reviews
All anyone does is insult Dib. Everyone hates him and hes had enough.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Dib
Lost Episode: Top of the Line by Rasputin Zero reviews
Resurrected from the flaming wreckage of ZiM episode concepts, my personal rendition of an established storyline. Please read the sequel: Lost Episode: Small War
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Zim, Gir - Complete
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Fate: The Last Tears Shed reviews
I hate the world. It's full of these disgusting humans that do nothing but feed off one another's misery. It sickens me. You sicken me. I hate the life I have and the body I'm in. I just want someone to save my life. -Final chapter in the Fate trilogy.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,815 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010
Claire reviews
What could be worse than being seventeen and living in an orphange? Well...being seventeen and living with a homicidal maniac. When Claire Santos is signed up for a program that has her try out a home for twelve weeks, you'll never guess where she goes.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Johnny C.
Fate: To Write Love On Her Arms reviews
The sequel in the Fate trilogy. Destiny is off, leaving her husband, Todd, left with someone else, their own daughter, Trinity Casil. Co-written with Dirge for the Dead. See: Destiny, Destiny: Creeping Darkness, and Destiny: A Range of Colours by her.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,246 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
Twas Johnny's Night Before Christmas reviews
It's Christmas, and Johnny is simply watching TV. When all of a sudden, he runs into someone he least expected; Santa Clause! Based off of the tale, 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Numb reviews
Amber Long has been placed in Lyle House for "seeing people in distress". But with the help of her new friends Simon, Darek, Tori, Mila and her new flame, Brady, she'll find out her new title: Shaman. Will she escape, or be terminated?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Simon, Tori
Dirge for the Dead reviews
Eva Dirge and Nikki McKlatz, two best friends. But what's different about this couple of pals? Well, for one thing, Eva is a necromancer. For another, Nikki is dead. What could really screw this pair up? A new student. Chloe Saunders.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010
Two Worlds Collide reviews
Zim, Dib, Johnny, and the whole Jhonen gang get into trouble when they're stranded in the real world. And whose to help them? Well, that would be me, Nikki McKlatz.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Zim, Johnny C.
Fate reviews
It was the moment she laid her piercing eyes on me. It was when I became her friend. It was when I first heard the jangling of her boots. I knew something was up. Co-written with Dirge for the Dead. See: Destiny, and Destiny: Creeping Darkness by her.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,441 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Tak's Song reviews
Tak has secretly loved Zim for years. Now, she's going to show it... IN SONG! :D
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Tak, Zim
How the Homicidal Maniac Stole Christmas reviews
It's Christmas, a holiday that Nny can't stand, this is the story of how he tries to steal it based off the children's book, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Please R&R!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Johnny C., Squee
Jenny Who? reviews
This is my first fanfic, and it's about Jenny and her journeys, going through the same thing that the doctor does: Sidekicks, love, battles, and "A whole lot of running". Please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
Lacrymosa reviews
Stranded on Earth, and with a war against the Irkens coming to her home planet, Meg doesn't know what to expect next. Now she only has Zim, the thread-thin hope of not being caught, and a dream of returning home. Anything else? Yes. The urge of betrayal.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zim
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