Akumas Tenshi
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Joined 07-30-08, id: 1652656, Profile Updated: 08-09-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Name: Can just call me Akumas or Tenshi.

Age: 16

Gender: Female

see..uh..i like anime, Japanese culture and language, music, collars, chains, necklaces, customize crap, guitar, guns, firearms, explosives, my crazy friends, cats, computers, video games,Yaoi, pens, tape, invader zim, hair dye, the smell of bacon, lemons, limes, oranges, screwing with peoples heads, fan fics, reading, writing, TV, manga, anime, couches, beds, blood, sharp things, pillows, SLEEP, implements of destruction, winter, sleeping, sharpies, scars, discovery channel, the smell of old books, The smell of gun powder and boot polisher, fish, pocky, bracelets, confusing people, sleeeeep, food, spiked hair and long hair, Colgate toothpaste, mouthwash,green tea, speed(not the drug),the smell of money(shut up I'm poor)...uhh...what else..don't care.

Type of Story's I like: Independent!Harry, Dark!Harry, Dark!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, Slash(What can I say?), Story's where the main character does not take crap from anyone else, story's with long chapter but not so long that they take an hour to read(I have found some of those and there were about forty chapters), stories that make you laugh so hard that you end up remembering certain lines during the day(I love when that happens, I'll just randomly smile and laugh, making my friends think I'm even more crazy). So if you know any good stories that you would like to share, please do tell -.

Type of Story's I Don't like:Really good story's then the author stops updating for no given reason, bad grammar through out, when authors use that crappy 'text talk' in their story's, When the main character of a story is 'All Powerful' and can't be beaten by someone, and most of all, OC's who just happen to have EVERYTHING! I mean come on, but when you have an Harry Potter OC and they just happen to have all these powers, or 'just happens' to run into Harry Potter and become instant friends or shit like that(Excuse the cussing) It's Annoying!! That and authors who hold a favorite stories chapter 'hostage' just because they feel they need reviews to make them feel good. I mean, yeah reviews are nice and all, but honestly, do you think so badly of your writing that you need people to compliment you at least twenty times each chapter? Personally, I'm content with just having people read my work, if they don't want to or feel like reviewing, then so be it.

Okay, rant's over ~coughs~ >///>

My Fics:

The Tale of Naruto, Just Naruto: Orphaned at birth then kicked out to the streets sat the tender age of four, nothing seems to be going right for young Naruto. That is, until, a winter storm comes, forcing Naruto to seek Shelter in one of the many training grounds. Just as Luck would have it, another man was also seeking refuge in the same training ground. What happens when that man finds an underweight, undersized, and over all pitiable looking five year old sleeping under a large oak tree? Will the two finally find happiness, or is it all just another façade?

--I AM THE GIRL--

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

How to tell if you're a (good) writer...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. I wonder why I talk to myself so much?)

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word deliver could mean removing someones liver?)

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of criticism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/grammar errors.

21. If you don't like criticism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you failed English 101.

... Or maybe that's just me

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Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 4,907 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4797 - Favs: 6,310 - Follows: 7,835 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14357 - Favs: 9,495 - Follows: 9,175 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Book One: A Scorched Soul by Fwalandra reviews
Hize is a girl whom was banished from the Fire Nation two years ago. Now she is traveling with her childhood friend Prince Zuko, to help him regain his honor. But she has no intention of returning to the hell-hole of a nation that cast her out. Zuko/OC.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,345 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Zuko
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 5,905 - Follows: 3,885 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Butterfly by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LMHP Harry was always told he was a bit like a Caterpillar and one day he'd be a Butterfly too. Sorted into Ravenclaw, Harry learns that sometimes it's much harder to keep secrets than it is to tell lies. But it could be worse: he could be a Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,834 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
NU: The Killing Joke by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, X-over/Fusion, EVIL/INSANE/NARUTO. "I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... Stranger..."
Crossover - Naruto & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,996 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Joker
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14628 - Favs: 7,615 - Follows: 6,763 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sour Cherry by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Tonks' midnight stroll in the Library illuminates the answer to all her problems: a Slytherin boy with a penchant for combat boots and charming his hair. O/s.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2012 - N. Tonks, Scabior - Complete
Damaged by Faust VII reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. SLASH-FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,567 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The End Story by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
When two vampires turn up in Forks, the shockwaves they create may bring one family to its knees, and destroy another. This is what happens after the story ends and reality kicks in. Slash/Yaoi. HP/JB.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,127 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Jacob
As You Wish by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Dirty Tricks by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Seven years ago, Sam Winchester ran away from his only family, and was found by one of the very things he had been brought up to hate and hunt. Instead of following instinct and killing the trickster, Sam became its apprentice. Sequel to Pray for Us
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/18/2011 - [Sam W., Gabriel] John W., Bobby S. - Complete
Death's Visage by Black-Raven3 reviews
HIATUS. After Harry's 5th birthday, his true powers are unleashed, powers so dark that Dumbledore felt the need to bind them. Fleeing the Dursleys just before his 11th birthday, he seeks refuge with his family's ancestral allies, the Hellsings. DARK. AU Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Alucard
The Amphetamine Phenylethylamine Effect by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Penny makes it easy for Sheldon to become 'one of the idiots' in ten simple stages… Shenny: suggestive/mild.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Subtle Grace of Gravity by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Set in NM. Jacob is the last straw - Bella leaves Forks. Victoria finally makes her move. Tortured, broken and dying, Bella is left to meet her end, but instead finds her salvation. Gravity does strange things and pulls odd people together. Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,274 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
The Triplets by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Harry is brought to Wammy's House and meets both L and Beyond Birthday, who he physically resembles a great deal. AU and OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 167 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., L - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11079 - Favs: 6,820 - Follows: 3,227 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7775 - Favs: 5,780 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Pray For Us, Saint Gabriel the Archangel by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
When Sam ran away at sixteen, he realised that he could run away from hunting, but it would soon find him. Unfortunately, he didn't have his father or brother to watch his back this time. Written for the Pre Post SPN Big Bang on LJ.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,510 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Langsyne by Bloody Fox reviews
They would deny him his heritage, in turn he would deny them his hand against the Dark. Falling in love with Tom Riddle was never part of the plan, and fifty years later, it's unlikely that there is anything left of Tom within Voldemort to love him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 206,603 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ignition by Araceil reviews
DISCONTINUED - REWRITTEN UNDER REIGNITION. Magic never works properly in water, but no one could have predicted what would happen when Harry uses something more complicated in the Second task. Sending him hurtling into the Grand Line and the Strawhats.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,662 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Zoro - Complete
Memories of a Former Life by black mage wannabe reviews
When Harry first encounters the dementors on the Hogwarts Express, he can not be fixed with a bar of Professor Lupin's chocolate. Rather than hearing only his dying mother's last words, he also hears the voice of his past, the voice of Aizen Sosuke.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., S. Aizen
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 5,021 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
How To Bring Down A Dark Lord: Black Style by Miss Mercury101 reviews
What if Sirius remembered his roots after James and Lily's deaths? What he went about his revenge in a more...Slytherin manner?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,302 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
The Veela Equation by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: Jasper and Harry, two lonely creatures betrayed by people they trusted. What happens when the two meet on a common ground and will Jasper follow Harry back to Harry's world when Voldemort sends for him? Veela!Dark! Harry. SLASH. Jasper/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,980 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Jasper
Tales of a Wanderer by Carumati reviews
HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Basic Needs by Dinkel reviews
Eventually, the constant denial of the essentials, such as sleep, water, food and human contact, got to everyone in Azkaban, even the infamous Fenrir Greyback. However, one full moon and an unexpected visitor might just change everything... HPFG, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 7,290 - Follows: 7,075 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7960 - Favs: 14,457 - Follows: 6,261 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Maddening by Rai-channi reviews
- Harry was just a stepping stone, a pawn for Voldemort. HP/LV Angst, AU, One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Carpet Cleaner by Marigold Winters reviews
"I don't like sharing Melinda." He said to me with the kind of intensity best reserved for the bedroom. I closed my eyes, regulated my breathing, and tried not to pass out. Breathe in, and out. Oh I was so screwed. So, so screwed.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,798 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
In an Instant by Stalker of Stories reviews
Long one-shot. The new exchange student is beautiful and kind. He is also a vampire, and borderline suicidal, but many of Forks' residences don't notice. The Cullens do, but he doesn't want anything to do with them, just to find someone. NOT Edward/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,110 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Mostly Twitching by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Locked in Azkaban for "killing" Pettigrew, Harry Potter manages to find love and how to keep a strait poker face. His jailers arrive to free him, only to come to terms with Harry, dementors, and Harry's new family. Cursing; SLASH HP/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L. - Complete
Full Moon and Empty Arms by ncislove reviews
A murderer is on the loose targeting women at random. Gibbs/Abby, rated T for now - might change.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,288 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Team 7 by Faust VII reviews
In the Begining they were nothing. In the Middle they were broken. In the End they were something. Drabble. I Do Not Own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
King by PolarPanther reviews
Oneshot. Being hit with the Avada Kedavra when holding the Deathly Hallows led to some odd revelations. The consequences? Soul Society's empty throne just got filled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 329 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Four Suits by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Everyone went into it thinking that they held all the cards and could control the game. And then things changed again, and again, and again. Whose gamble is going to pay off big-time when all the cards are down? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,973 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3749 - Favs: 4,892 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Through Your Black Hair, My Hands by CrownOfGlory reviews
Harry Potter died in the Department of Mysteries. He travels through time and meets Voldemort. Slash Harry Potter/Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,060 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Potter's Luck by Les Dowich reviews
Harry Potter defeated Voldemort then vanished. Ten years later Brian Wardsmith had a flourishing career and lots of commissions, and a secret... As requested, this is slash, just so you know. Check rating. Now completely posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,943 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Blackbird by Ilsia reviews
Auish. Harry Potter was an enigma, an unknown factor. He was friends with everyone, yet no one knew him, or the mysterious Count D. No one remembered his house, yet no one cared. His actions will leave an everlasting mark - or will they? HpPSoH x-over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Count D - Complete
The Not So Black Letters by Amber Akasha reviews
Harry sends a surprising letter to Headmaster Dumbledore. He's joined Voldemort. What Dumbledore doesn't understand is why Harry has to keep sending him mail... Mail that reads itself aloud. During breakfast. At the Great Hall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D.
Discovery by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
In the summer between 5th and 6th year, Harry Potter is sent to a camp for foriegn exchange students looking for a taste of British culture, where he meets Jacob Black. AU CROSSOVER SLASH Harry Potter/Jacob Black
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 100,012 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 446 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Never, Never, Always, Forever by whereSilencebegins reviews
Peter has gone to London and grown up. When he returns to Never Land, he realizes just how misrepresented Hook really was and he finds himself drawn to the dark haired Captain. For anyone who likes yaoi and knows the story of Peter Pan!
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan - Complete
Sacrifice by WingsOfADream reviews
A good Alpha puts the happiness and well-being of his pack before his own and Fenrir's no different, even if his pack consists of only one saviour of the Wizarding world. Fenrir/Harry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,345 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Wrong For Him by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You Are Not Alone by Tranquilized-Night reviews
One-shot: Naruto can't remember why the two married. He's always left alone and it's like sleeping with ice. Itachi doesn't realize it until he gets a dangerous wake up call in the form of tears. Itachi/Naruto. YAOI! M.J. Tribute.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mysteria by Liria Nai reviews
Days after the DOM a mysterious letter arrives and Harry is faced with a decision. Reject the offer and continue on the path Dumbledore has set for him or forge a new one and challenge every opinion ever forced on him. SLASH. Creature/grey/powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,747 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Sunset by Araceil reviews
You could bend him, you could squeeze him, you could beat him, and in the end, someone would break. But no one ever said that it would be him. It was his ultimate prank. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Incorrigible Infatuation by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 266 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 428 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twisted by cheryl bites reviews
Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 199 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Possession by Jade Tatsu reviews
HPLV The Dark Lord has always known what belongs to him but claiming possession might take longer than he thought and lead to betrayal but with the power such as he wields who dares? FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 122,861 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Past Effects of Popularity by belladonnacordial reviews
Slash! Harry and Severus. Harry meddles with time for love. A tragic romantic comedy with a happy ending featuring young Severus Snape, potions, time travel, Volde's downfall, and kisses that conquer death. Very short but a lot happens!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 6,199 - Follows: 389 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Biology by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPBZ - It wasn't just power and ability that Tom Riddle transferred to Harry that night. He made him the son he never had, and that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,019 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
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The Tale of Naruto, Just Naruto reviews
After living in an orphanage for four years, then on the streets for one, things are not looking good for young Naruto. That is, until he's found by a rouge ninja while passed out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,886 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U.
Just a Whisper reviews
The inner workings of a darker Naruto's mind, unknowingly influenced by the Kyuubi. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete