CHSPatriot09
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Joined 07-31-08, id: 1652870
Author has written 15 stories for Shakespeare, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, and Law and Order: SVU.
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Three Taps by 1000th Ghost reviews
"Not until you want me to," he said. But Sansa knows perfectly well that she will never have the courage to tell him if she wants to. He must devise a wordless signal to make it easier for her. Sanrion.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Sansa S., Tyrion L.] - Complete
Any Way You Want It by JohnyNtheRainbows64 reviews
GinnyxHarry HarryxGinnyxHermione LEMON. Harry's a real man! Can he make all the ladies happy? YES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,671 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Cho C. - Complete
We'll Walk In Ecstasy by ED of Oblivion reviews
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. Plot reverse of "The Chase."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,184 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Marry Me Stupid by Penelope Jones reviews
Graduation night, time to party and celebrate the end of your schooling by getting completely wasted and waking up in a hotel room naked with no memory of the night before... wait that's not right... but that's exactly what happened...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,727 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Don't Want to Want You by justxxwicked reviews
It's been 6 years and Edward hasn't returned. Bella is now living in Seattle as a homicide detective. The homicide rate has shot up in Seattle and when Bella's life is put on the line, she sees the person she was hoping she'd never see again. OOC. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,546 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella - Complete
Oral Exam by drcjsnider reviews
Rose has never seen the attraction of oral sex. Can her cousin and his flat mate change her mind? A Rose, JamesII, and Scorpius story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lithium by sullencullen reviews
I'm so horny; that's okay, my will is good. One-shot featuring Edward's fantasies surrounding Bella. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost In You by crushed-lilyflower reviews
Missing chapter from 'Always There' - Harry and Ginny's first time together. Contains sex, obviously. Full explanation inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Who and Why by the object lesson reviews
Because somewhere between the talk and the actual act, girls concoct a fantasy about their virginity, and how they’re going to lose it." An antidote to the common FT stereotype. One-shot. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Closet by theotherbella reviews
Bella's upset... guess who's gonna pick up the pieces?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the First Time by Deadwoodpecker reviews
A series of firsts for Mr. Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything by KCakaAlice reviews
Edward and Bella's first time. Slightly inspired by "Everything" by Lifehouse. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Engagement Intervened by icecoldkiss reviews
Ginny is enjoying a night of female freedom when Harry stops over to stop her engagement. I wonder what will ensue? SMUT/PWP. You've been WARNED people!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Changing Perceptions by AlmondJoyz reviews
How exactly did James and Lily get together in their seventh year?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,599 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Tragedy by Tripster05
Before this moment, I had seen this happen to others, never really thinking it would happen to me. I didn’t believe it at first. I thought maybe that moron seventh year Slytherin, Lucius Malfoy was playing a trick because that letter dropped down in fron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P.
Be Very Still by Amy J Writes reviews
My interpretation of that empty little white space on page 85 of Breaking Dawn... the wedding night. One-shot, Bella's POV. Rated a sexy but tasteful M, I think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mortification by amightypenguin reviews
Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Seeking by sunandsteel reviews
They were just two teenagers; people, seeking something in the form of another warm, human body. LilySirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
You'll Never Know by icefire-lioness reviews
Sirius Black is very, very drunk, so when he wakes up next to Lily Evans, the girl who his best friend is in love with, he has no idea what he has done. And Lily, who remembers everything, isn't about to tell him. SB/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Wanna Make A Baby With You by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
James and Lily may argue about how certain things should be done, but at least they’re very in synch about how to make up again. Smut. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Cynical Mind by clap your hands say claire reviews
An exclusive insight into 15 year old Harry Potter's teenage head. Misunderstood, shoved aside and sick of not getting any credit for saving the day, Harry's life pretty much sucks. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Moment by corny sloth reviews
It starts with an occasional glance from across the table during meals, a brush of his foot against yours under the table, the electric shock when his hand brushes yours during rounds. Next thing you know, you’re in his bed again. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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More Than Friends reviews
I love the idea of Teddy and Victoire as a couple, and it makes me sad that there aren't more stories out there about the two of them together. This just popped into my head one day. It's about their transition from friends to more-than-friends. Rated M for sexual content, especially in later chapters. Reviews are greatly appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2014
Elliot Returns reviews
Just the product of me thinking about how great it would be if my dreams came true and Elliot returned to SVU. Short, not sure if I'll continue it or not. Rated M to be safe, for mature content and sexual themes. Never written and SVU fic before, R&R please.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2013 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
Holiday
When Scorpius Malfoy's parents get stuck out of the country his best friend, Albus Potter, takes him home with him for the holidays. Fluffy. Rated M for a reason. H/G, A.S./S.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,448 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
A Bump in the Night reviews
Ginny wakes Harry up because she hears a noise downstairs. It turns out to be Albus sneaking back in from a late night out, and Harry is angry. Ginny finds a way to relieve him of some of his stress. Rated M for explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Release reviews
Charles/Erik. Set during X-Men: First Class. Rated M, slash. I obviously don't own anything X-Men. R&R please!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Between the Two of Us reviews
Just a quick Charles/Erik one-shot I wrote after I saw X-Men: First Class. Rated M for graphic sexual content. I own nothing from the X-Men universe. Enjoy and R&R please!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
One Hand Wonder reviews
I actually wrote this as a joke. It was meant to stay between my friend and I, but I'll post it anyway because I haven't posted anything in a REALLY long time. Basically...Harry's masturbating. Kinda funny, rated M, really short. Enjoy :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
I Love You reviews
Just the first night of Harry and Ginny's honeymoon. I wrote this a really long time ago but forgot to put it up. Rated M, of course. Read and review if you'd like :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Most Magical reviews
Okay, so this is a Harry/Ginny fic. It does contain a lemon, so it's rated M for mature. It has substance, though, I promise. Read and review if you'd like. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fire Burning reviews
What if Hogwarts held a Yule Ball during Lily and James' seventh year? What if Lily finally realized that she really did love James? This is not a song fic in any way. Rated M for some strong language, mild suggestiveness, sexuality, and a lemon. R&R. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What Happened After reviews
Harry/Ginny first time fic. Set after the Final Battle. Rated M because basically the entire second half is a lemon. Not my best work, but I think it's okay. Read and Review please. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Christening reviews
James and Lily get a new bed. That's pretty much it, so there's no real summary necessary here. Pretty much just fluff, but there is a fairly graphic lemon, so it's rated M. Enter if you dare. Read and review. Thanks. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Don't Worry About It reviews
This is just an idea I came up with, and this is what I ended up with when I was finished. It's a Harry/Ginny fic. They're just dealing with normal, everyday family drama. Rated M for language and a lemon at the end. Read, review, and enjoy. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Twenty Years Later reviews
This is just a little fic about "Nineteen years later" except now it's "Twenty years later." It's Lily's first day at Hogwarts. Enjoy, and please review when you're finished. One-shot, H/G, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Secret Affair reviews
Claudius, Gertrude, and Polonius challenge the love between Hamlet and Ophelia. This story is a little different, a little R&J if you will. Rated M for mature. 3 chapters. R&R please! Enjoy!
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete