goddess of all daleks
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Joined 07-31-08, id: 1652946, Profile Updated: 06-06-12
Author has written 8 stories for Doctor Who, TV X-overs, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Name: What? Disclose my real name? On the Internet?! Nope, far too paranoid for that. I don't even have a Facebook, for goodness' sake, that's how Internet-safety-conscious I am! Online I answer to "goddess of all daleks". I also sometimes get called "the Pudding-Meister", so you can call me that if you like.

Age: Hang on, let me check... Nope, still paranoid. Sorry, not telling!

Gender: I take feminine pronouns, thanks.

Location: I was born in and am currently living in the USA. Having grown up across the Pond in England, however, I usually consider myself a Brit.

Profession: I recently finished my undergraduate education. Woohoo! I'm looking at short-term jobs for now while I shop for grad schools.

Ships: I ship so many different pairings it's not even funny. I would list them all here, but it would take up a truly ridiculous amount of space. So I won't. Suffice it to say that there are very few ships I won't read.

Crossovers: I love them! One day I may get around to writing one.

My fics:

A Bunny and a Bad Day - My first foray into fanfiction. Reasonably good-ish, in my opinion. I think it's funny, anyway. Includes a Classic!Master. Classic!Masters FTW!

The Wonders of Modern Technology - I'm quite proud of this one. It's a humour-fic, and people seem to like it, which is immensely gratifying! Does include one or two embarrassing typos, as I posted it before I figured out that ff.net likes to filter out websites, then never quite got around to going back and fixing it. (The edited-out website in question was meant to be Dictionary.com.)

You Thought I Was a WHAT! - Erm, yeah. This one is on indefinite hiatus. I had what I thought was a brilliant idea, wrote up the first few pages, and posted before I realised that I really didn't have any, you know, plot. Or anything. If there's anyone who'd like to adopt it, feel free to PM me - I'd love for someone to complete it! Otherwise I expect it'll languish until I get some more inspiration for it, which could be never.

Mmm, Sparkly - As pointed out in my author's notes for this one, the plot bunnies made me do it! If you're into both Doctor Who and Labyrinth, please give this one a read, as I'm quite proud of it as well. It really ought to be moved to the crossover section, but I just haven't got around to doing that yet. This may or may not happen at some indeterminate point in the future.

Whose Line Is It, Anyway? - This is a sort of almost-but-not-really-crossover between Buffy and Whose Line. It's complete-ish as is, but there is room for further updates if I get the inspiration and the chance to collaborate some more with Pickles, my co-writer, so it's not tagged as complete at the minute.

Vengeance - Urgh. This was an ill-advised late-night angst-fest in my brain and should never have made it into (poorly) written form on my computer, let alone onto the Internet. So I've deleted it. Sorry. If you were one of those lovely people who enjoyed it and wish it were still up, please feel free to PM me and I'll be happy to send you a .pdf of the story.

Dodging Blame - I had fun with this one! It's Classic!Who!Expanded!Universe, so those who are strictly Nu!Who might feel a little lost, but are of course welcome to check it out anyway.

A Supernatural Encounter - This was another attack of the plot bunnies. Well... not so much the plot bunnies as the crack bunnies, maybe, but I like it. Yes, I misspelt "Shakespearean" and never bothered to go back and fix it. Deal with it. =P

A Pair of Knickers - I spent rather a lot of time and effort on this one, and I must say I'm very pleased with the finished product. Yes, it's Classic!Who, but I think (hope!) it should be accessible to Nu!Whovians as well, so go on and take a look!

So come on in and have a look around! Like many people here on ff.net, I love to receive reviews, so any and all comments are enthusiastically accepted! (And recorded, and taken out and looked at on a regular basis...) ;)

Worth noting here: I read a lot of fanfic. I may have read your stories. I may have then internalized some element from your stories only to remember it later and think 'Man! That's a good idea! I should write a fic with that in it!' If you think I've done this (or if you are a prat and think I've actually intentionally plagiarised your work), please contact me and tell me so. I'll either remove the offending fic/passage(s) or try my best to rewrite to your satisfaction.


I used to have a couple of those copy-paste things here, but they were cluttering up my profile so I got rid of them. Instead, I will sum up the message they conveyed thusly: Some people are gay. Get over it.

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Yes, sire by HellPhoenix reviews
Merlin Emrys has been sent away to live with his uncle because of problems at school, but at his first day in Camelot High, he gets into new trouble. This trouble in particular has a name: Arthur Pendragon. AU, slash, rated M for later chapters.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,073 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
In Which The Enterprise Is Like A Village by chaletian reviews
There are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy's country practice. There are other times when it's exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 17: Space is full of variables; the paperwork is a constant.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,989 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/14/2009
Brave New World by Neuronerd reviews
Nathan once again is out to destroy his own kind while Hiro goes too far into the future and meets Kirk. Was it an accident or destiny? The fate of evolved humans and the Enterprise hang in the balance! Most of both crews are here.
Crossover - Heroes & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 163,317 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Peter P., J. Kirk - Complete
Help! by SilverWolf7 reviews
The Doctor, after the events of Midnight, has a little trouble getting back on track and takes Donna up on an idea of hers.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,965 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Sense of Smell by Yawping Stance reviews
Dr. Brennan of the Jeffersonian recieves a victim who died in a rather peculiar way. The case takes her and Booth to New York City, where lives a tie to the victim. Mohinder Suresh may be able to tell them who they're looking for more inside,safety rate
Crossover - Bones & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - S. Booth, Mohinder S.
Consequences by Lindenharp reviews
Two Travellers series #1. "I've got an errand to run. A loose end to tie up," the Doctor tells Jack. A follow-up story to 'Children of Earth', and with spoilers for all of it. NOT a COE fixit. Rated Teen for violence.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Collateral Damage by mrasaki reviews
At 1700 hours, the command chair tries to eat Captain James T. Kirk. Total crack!fic. -Various Pairings, Kirk/McCoy-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
20th Century World History by Venea Taur reviews
Ambassador Spock has a word of advice to give to the new Captain Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Spock Prime, J. Kirk - Complete
Voiceless by Veldeia reviews
-"What if that thing took his voice with it? What if whatever it did was permanent?" An AU that branches off from the Series 4 episode Midnight, with added angst and hurt/comfort.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Make cake, not war by Draco the Lizard reviews
The Doctor meets a Dalek with an interesting hobby.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
You Can't Teach an Old Time Lord New Tricks by Settiai reviews
The Fourth Doctor left UNIT without a scientific advisor when he went to travel the universe with Sarah Jane Smith. The Tenth Doctor decides to pick up where he left off.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Life After Death by JenniferRSong reviews
The Time War is over. The Daleks and the Time Lords are dead, save one. And for the Doctor, his newest life is just beginning. Crossover with “Star Trek: DS9.” Pre–“Rose,” S5 for DS9. Rating has gone up! BLOOPERS UP!
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,428 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - B. Sisko, 9th Doctor - Complete
Never Quite Normal by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
He can't abide his face in the mirror or the memory of what he has done. The silence has made him insane and the insanity has made him dangerous. At the end of the Time War, the Doctor takes drastic steps, with the help of friends old and new. Nine AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 153,710 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Where You Need To Be by Misato reviews
Wandering around with Rose in post-WW2 London, the Doctor meets an old friend for the first time. The TARDIS knows what it's doing. Ninth Doctor, Rose, Eighth Doctor, Fitz; Gen. Quick reference to "The Forgotten" comic miniseries.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/28/2009 - 9th Doctor, Fitz K. - Complete
The Good Die Young by themidnightfiles reviews
An epitaph in a graveyard forces the Doctor to answer an unexpected question. Can a six-year-old human help a grieving Time Lord?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/8/2008 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Play That Funky Music White Boy by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The Doctor finds himself sharing a cell with the Master and the Master's iPod. It goes downhill from there. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2008 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
London, 1960 by Settiai reviews
Jack could never ignore a handsome face. :: Fitz/Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Jack H., Fitz K. - Complete
The Origin of Fizzbin by time-converges reviews
Crossover with Star Trek. Kirk and the Doctor discuss which of them invented the game.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Pater Meus by missy mee reviews
My name is Gallifrey Tyler - call me that at your peril." The story of a seventeen year old boy with two hearts and a penchant for bananas and baseball boots.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008
Old Habits Resurrected by lovablegeek reviews
S2 - Rose has decided there are reasons she shouldn't take the Doctor out in public. Sweets are just one of them. - Drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/28/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Coda by Misato reviews
Rose helps Adam settle into the TARDIS, but the echoes of the encounter with the Dalek linger. Rose had asked the Doctor what he was changing into. He wishes he knew. Set immediately after "Dalek."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
The Effects of Drinking by TheArc5 reviews
The Doctor drinks pancake syrup. Hyperactivity ensues. Part of the Time Well Spent collection.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
In Dreams by Misato reviews
What's supposed to a quick stop spirals out of control, and even as Jack and Rose struggle to save him the Doctor finds someone he'd thought he'd lost forever. Set between The Doctor Dances and Boom Town.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Agent Booth Interrupts by wolfmyjic reviews
While out on a case, Agent Booth has a conversation with someone strange. OneShot only.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Five Dead Girls, or Legacy by blackbeltchic reviews
Bones BTVS crossover When five teenaged girls die within two months of each other, and all are enrolled in The Council's School for Gifted Girls and are all under the supervision of one Buffy Summers, Booth can't help but be suspicious.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,020 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Lost And Found by Austin Blake reviews
Set after the events of Not Fade Away, the series finale of Angel. A visitor comes to Buffy with distressing news about someone very close to her heart.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Angel, Lorne - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3060 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Merlin the B by JKLB reviews
A missing scene from Mary Stewart's The Crystal Cave: Uther confronts his brother Ambrosius after seeing that he's given Merlin the royal insignia to wear.
Crystal Cave - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
The Time Lord and the Tribbles by aces reviews
I have reached all new lows for silliness and absurdity. Please forgive me.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2001
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A Pair of Knickers reviews
There's a pair of knickers lying on top of the Third Doctor's lab bench. The Brigadier does not approve. Reviews are love!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
A Supernatural Encounter reviews
Martha is revisiting Shakespearean London when she encounters something unexpected... Just a smidgen of silliness. Reviews are love!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Martha J. - Complete
Dodging Blame reviews
Theta and Koschei might be in trouble... A short ficlet featuring the Doctor and the Master from their schooldays, with a guest appearance by their classmate Ushas. Any reviews are appreciated!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Whose Line Is It, Anyway? reviews
Finding themselves broke once again, Buffy, Willow, and Xander settle down to enjoy a fun night of television. But when they find the Bollywood channel has been cancelled, they're forced to find a different show to watch, and wackiness ensues. Please R&R!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008
Mmm, Sparkly reviews
In which Jack behaves in that quintessentially Jack-ish way... X-over with Labyrinth. Slightly cracky, slightly slashy. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
You Thought I Was a WHAT! reviews
Cordy accidentally transports herself, Angel, and Doyle to UNIT HQ. X-over between Doctor Who and Angel. Will eventually feature Angel, Doyle, Three, either Jo or Liz, and the Brig as well. Yes, the title will eventually make sense. Please leave a review!
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008
The Wonders of Modern Technology reviews
Or, A Time Lord and a Spellchecker. In which the Doctor borrows Mickey's computer to do some typing... Featuring the Ninth Doctor and Mickey Smith. Please review! I wilt without reviews!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
A Bunny and a Bad Day reviews
The Master has had better days than this. Featuring the Delgado!Master, a bunny, and a teen with some Silly String... Slight crack!fic warning. Please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete