The Queen of Mean
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Joined 07-31-08, id: 1652984, Profile Updated: 06-12-15
Author has written 8 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Harry Potter.

I'm Haven.

I write fanfiction.

I hate filling out these things as I am a notoriously lazy person. So I'll put down the basic stuff you should know.

As for my repertoire, here it is:

Genres for which I will write/have written: TDK- The Joker, and Harry Potter- Severus Snape

Currently: I am in the process of writing a story called The First Responder. It is absolutely nothing like the Jayde series, with a darker, more accurate portrayal of the Joker, and a more balanced OC. My style and skill with writing, I feel, has come a long way since the writing of the Jayde trilogy and I'm sure, upon reading the new story, you will agree! So go give it a shot and feel free to leave me your comments.

I have created a Facebook page for my stories. There, you can see LOTS of pictures of all my characters, news, info and updates. So if you would like, head over and add me as your homie. Just be sure to include the password *QoM* so I know you're someone from FanFiction. Search for Haven QueenofMean Hunter!! Anyone on my friends list can officially consider themselves one of my main homies. I look forward to chit chatting with you. I'm actually quite pleasant... ; ]

I've created a tumblr for personal use, alongside my facebook. Follow me if you would like to, and I'll follow back! eloquentlunatic . tumblr . com

Lovies, The Queen of Mean

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Feral by AllMonstersRHuman reviews
A woman more animal than human from living ten years alone in the Georgian wilderness comes across a man in her territory about to be ripped to shreds by the undead. One primal feeling tore through her as she watched a corpse lunge to sink its teeth into his flesh. 'Mine.'
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,514 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Daryl D.
Find Your Magic Man by blackwand84 reviews
Terese Jones is college student who can't keep her head out of her favorite books. A chance encounter with an unusual classmate sends her right into the thick of the story, and she must determine how much her presence should influence the plot. Later chapters will earn the M rating, so be warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,148 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Severus S., OC
The Girl Who Swam With the Sharks by TheMarquise reviews
Respect is something that must be earned, and for Angelica Monroe, all she wants to do is follow in her fathers footsteps and make a name for herself in the Gotham mafia. When she finds her limits tested by a certain Clown Prince of crime, can she keep her own ambitions in mind, with out becoming another subordinate pawn in the chaos he brings to Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Joker
Once Upon a Dream by The Prince's Phoenix reviews
This story follows muggle Clara Lanning,who after moving to London to escape tragedy develops an unlikely friendship with the mysterious Albus Dumbledore. When Voldemort learns of their friendship, Clara's life becomes endangered. For her safety she is placed under the protection of Severus Snape. Can they find love or are they doomed to live out their happiness only in dreams?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 232,736 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Lucky in Fate by Lucky Th13rteen reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Somehow, through the will of fate and her own sheer luck, Ginny is allowed a choice that could change her life. But with Voldemort looming around every corner, and Draco Malfoy waiting for her at every turn, will she be able to make it through her Fifth year without losing her sanity or her morals? SECONDARY, SEVERITUS PLOT INCLUDED. MATURE CHAPTERS LABELED AS SUCH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 343,083 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Where Your Loyalties Lie by Advanced Smut Making reviews
Torn between the ambitions of her father and her own desires, a seventh-year Slytherin student finds herself involved in situations well beyond her control, dragging her head of house along with her. Set during G.O.F. SS/OFC. Rated "M" for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,741 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Severus S., OC
Gravity by Lucky Th13rteen reviews
Ten years ago it was up to Isla Brandt to find Draco Malfoy in the maze of his mind and the trappings of time. Now through a line of unrivaled situations and improbable chances Draco has to find her again before they lose each other forever. SEQUEL TO "SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
I Love You Always by Lucky Th13rteen reviews
There was always one piece missing from Harry's life. A forgotten letter cements everything he has hoped for and confirms his worst fears - that he might truly be alone after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Never Say Never by Lucky Th13rteen reviews
They could never be together like they wanted. Not in public where everyone would see. But maybe, somewhere else they could love without precautions. Maybe, somewhere, there was a time when 'never' did not exist when discussing their tumultuous love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,049 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
It Never Takes Too Long by Lucky Th13rteen reviews
You hold me without touch. You keep me without chains. I never wanted anything so much than to drown in your love and not feel your rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Rumbling, Stumbling Love by Lucky Th13rteen reviews
On a stormy night Draco and Ginny find themselves trapped within the endless circle of their love/hate relationship. Can they reach past their differences to clear away the assumptions that have held them apart for so long?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
How to Love by Lucky Th13rteen reviews
When Harry and Ginny break up after the war, Ginny feels no hope or promise for her future. She is lost without any experience in love. Until she piques the interest of Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
What Should Have Been by Lucky Th13rteen reviews
"After all this time?" "Always," said Snape. **Severus/Lily set in their Hogwarts years.** Partner story to "What Can Now Be"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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The First Responder reviews
They say that money is the root of all evil... Or perhaps, the lack of it could be considered the basis of all evil. Either way, this Gotham City paramedic finds herself in way over her head when the Joker makes her an offer he would not let her refuse. Rated M for adult situations, violence, and language. **Warning: much darker than the Jayde series**
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,120 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Joker
Occam's Razor reviews
Occam's Razor is a principle urging one to select among competing hypotheses that which makes the fewest assumptions. In lighter terms, it means that the simplest and least complicated explanation for a phenomenon is typically the correct answer. This is a principle not easily applied to the more complex and emotional situations in life... Severus/OC Rated M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,832 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Severus S., OC
Nightmare reviews
There are some things in life no one can ever plan for...Not even the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,420 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Joker
I Now Pronounce You reviews
Joker and Jayde are back in this three-part one-shot! Rated M for strong language, a bit of violence and Mature content with an under-rating of F...for Fluff and Funny stuFF. Please read the JnJ trilogy in it's entirety before reading this!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Joker
A Matter of Time reviews
"She knew it would be a long time and that he might never feel the same way, but if there was one thing she knew, it was that she would always be there for him, as a friend, a lover, his support system and a source of unconditional comfort." JnJ part 3.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,574 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Joker - Complete
How The Joker Stole Christmas reviews
The Joker Hated Christmas, The Whole Christmas Season...Now, Please Don't Ask Why, No One Quite Knows The Reason...Parody of Dr. Seuss' 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' JnJ holiday oneshot, rated M for language. RnR please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,020 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Joker - Complete
Luscious Sin reviews
I pledge allegiance to the destruction of the United City of Gotham, and to the chaos for which it stands, one inferno under Joker, decomposable, with imprisonment and hand grenades for all. In Joker We Trust. Sequel to Sweetest Vice. Rated M for a reason
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 262,110 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Joker - Complete
The Sweetest Vice reviews
Running from a past that haunts you relentlessly can be exhausting. But what happens when you're so focused on watching behind you that you fail to see what is directly ahead? Joker/OC rated M for sex, language, blood and lust.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,017 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Joker - Complete