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Joined 07-31-08, id: 1653113, Profile Updated: 02-11-18
Author has written 51 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Fushigi Yuugi, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sherlock, Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, Psych, Supernatural, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, National Treasure, Higurashi/Umineko series, Doctor Who, Person of Interest, and Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗.

SURPRISE BITCH

I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME

If the stars could stop dragging me and my tarot decks could stop calling me out that'd be great

The world may be burning down around us but my personal life isn't too bad and is getting somewhat stable, so I'm making my comeback, determined to see my fics through bc I have never actually finished a multi-chapter and wOULDN'T THAT BE GRAND???

SPLSHIMS will continue pending a rewrite/revision so there is that to look forward to in a few months.

Sadly, some plunnies have left me for the foreseeable future and thus some fics are on indefinite hiatus. Summaries of my fics (on-going and not) can be found down the page where I've updated their statuses and such. If interested in one, whether continuing it or what I had planned for it, PM me.


Name: Anna/Ase. SG-chan if you must.

Age: why do my joints pop and crack so much i'm only 23

Location: Minnesota is fucking cold i hate it

Gender: Agender, pronouns are they/she

Elsewhere on the web:

On Youtube - AseArtisan

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On DeviantArt - StargateNerd

On AO3 - StargateNerd

On Twitter - AseArtisan

My personal Tumblr - sgchan

My fic Tumblr - stargatenerd

My DCMK Tumblr - badass-princess-queer


Fav Pairings of my fav fandoms (BTW, the order doesn't matter when it comes to seme/uke; it just means that I like those two, three, etc. together):

Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

KaiShin/ConKai

ShinRan/ConRan

HeiShin/HeiCon

AkaSagu

HeiHaku

HeiShinKai/HeiConKai

KaiAo

HeiKazu

ConAi (tho for some reason I don't really like ShinShiho much...)

Sonoko/Makoto

Sera/Conan

Ayumi/Ai

Ran/Sera

Ran/Sera/Sonoko

Ran/Sera/Sonoko/Shinichi (my poly bbs (their ship name is school squad))

Ran/Sera/Sonoko/Shinichi/Heiji/Kaito/Hakuba/Aoko/Akako/Kazuha (THIS IS THE BEST POLY SHIP EVER OK I LVOE IT DON'T JUDGE ME)

Pokemon Special/Adventures manga:

Originalshipping (Red x Blue (male game rival))

Specialshipping (Red x Yellow)

Preciousmetalshipping (Gold x Silver)

Disastershipping (Yellow x Red x Blue)

Franticshipping (Sapphire x Ruby)

Sinnohshipping (Pearl x Platina x Diamond)

Isshushipping (N x Black (Touya))

Venomshipping (Koga x Blue)

Naruto:

SasuNaru

NaruHina

SasuNaruHina

NaruHaku (Male or female, doesn't matter)

GaaLee

ShikaNaru

ItaNaru

SakuSasuNaru

Hetalia: Axis Powers:

USUK/ Alfred x Arthur

GerIta/ Ludwig x Feliciano

Spamano/ Antonio x Lovino

SuFin/ Berwald x Tino

FACE/ France x America x Canada x England (me OT4 x3)

USUKCan/ Alfred x Arthur x Matthew

PoLiet/ Feliks x Toris

PruGerIta (me OT3)

Stray Trio/ USUKPan (me other OT3 xD)

PruCan/ Gilbert x Matthew

RusCan/ Ivan x Matthew

Giripan/ Heracles x Kiku (cries over their strip not having been animated yet)

Prupan/ Gilbert x Kiku

AusHun/ Roderich x Elizaveta

RusUSUK

Franada/ Francis x Matthew

France/Francis x Jeanne D'Arc

FullMetal Alchemist:

RoyEd

AlMei

Royai

RoyAlEd

AlWin

Stargate SG-1:

JackDaniel

SamDan

SamDanJack

SamPete

Teal'cJanet

ValaCam

Stargate Atlantis:

McShep

WeirZelenka

TeyRon

LorneParrish

Harry Potter:

Harry/Luna

Drarry

Harry/Hermione/Luna

Sirius/Remus

Rise of the Guardians:

BlackIce (Pitch x Jack)

Frostbite (Tooth x Jack)

Pitch x Jack x Tooth

Jack x Sandy x Pitch

Jack x Jamie

FrostBunny (Jack x Bunny)

BlackIceBelief (Pitch x Jack x Jamie)

Really I just like seeing Jack getting sexed up in general

Supernatural:

Wincestiel

Destiel (if you bash Sam while using this pairing pls fuck off)

TEAM FREE LOVE (Dean x Cas x Sam x Gabriel W00T)

Sam/Gabriel

Samifer (SHUT UP IT SNUCK U PON ME OK)

Lisa/Dean/Cas

Crossover OTPs:

Heiji Hattori x Grell Sutcliffe (my love for this comes from a Kuro/DC RP I did with KK-chan x3)

Death the Kid x Poland/Feliks (there is a fanfic in the crossover section of this site with these two - SO. MUCH. LOVE FOR THESE TWO I HAVE)

Switzerland/Vash x Riza Hawkeye (you cannot tell me they would not make an almost-Prussia-AWESOME-level couple, or at least besties)

England/Arthur x Queen Guenevere (because you cannot convince me otherwise that Iggy was not King Arthur! Though depending on the story, he may or may not have been Merlin as well...)

Fem!Prussia x Akako (because they would be so incredible together don't disagree you know they totally would be!)

Gabriel x Clone!Jack O'Neill (I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THSI JUST KINDA HAPPENED??? I'M NOT SURE HOW OR WHY BUT IT DID SOMEONE PLS HLEP)


Info and summaries about stories currently posted:


Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Atlantis and Supernatural

Title: The Misadventures of Hunter Jack O'Neill 2.0

Summary: A collection of (mostly) unconnected oneshots detailing Jack O'Neill's clone's more supernaturally inclined run-ins/adventures. First aliens, and now the Apocalypse? Jon's life fucking sucks.

Status: In-progress (sporadic updates)

Pairings: Clone!Jack/Clone!Daniel, Clone!Jack/Gabriel, implied Wincest, implied Clone!Jack/Daniel


Fandom: Rise of the Guardians

Title: The Adventures of Jack and Pitch's Spawn

Summary: In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly. This affects things. For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together. Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something. Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.

Status: In-progress (hiatus rn)

Pairings: BlackIce, OCOC(ish)


Fandom: Rise of the Guardians

Title: Shadow Bride

Summary: Kozmotis Pitchiner was the Golden Army's greatest warrior, but he was also a father. While Pitch Black takes great advantage of the former fact, he is saddled with such dreadful feelings involving the latter. He's been able to suppress it for quite some time, since it would really be a Bad Idea for the Bogeyman to raise a child, much less father one, but it all changes when he meets a lonely winter spirit named Jack Frost. After all, who would make a better match for the Nightmare King than a Lady of Winter? Fem!Jack x Pitch

Status: In-progress

Pairings: BlackIce


Fandom: Hetalia Axis Powers and Harry Potter (w/appearances from Torchwood and Doctor Who)

Title: A Wonderful World (Of Magic)

Alternate Title: Harry Potter and the Year I Met My Country Which Was A Bit More Underwhelming Than You'd Think

Summary: Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious (and possibly immortal) adorable Canadian who haunts his dreams, sending said Canadian's brother into a murderous rampage. Meanwhile, Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker. Chaos ensues. Oh, and by the way, the Dark Mark totally doesn't look good in pink.

Status: In-progress

Pairings: USUK, PruCan, TMRCan (onesided), Giripan, SuFin, SeaLat, PoLiet, GerIta, Spamano, AusHun, HarryLuna, FranScot, TurkeyOC


Fandom: APH/SG-1

Title: Relics of the Tau'ri

Summary: The last thing Merlin told Daniel was that his apprentice Arthur was still alive. SG-1, believing they are looking for another Ancient, soon find themselves caught in a world-wide chase that leads them to a secret bigger than any of them could have ever imagined.

Status: In-progress (currently on hiatus)

Pairings: UKUS, RuCho, Franada, PruGerIta, Spamano, Giripan, JackDaniel


Fandom: Hetalia Axis Powers

Title: Love in G Major

Summary: Aemilia Jones joined choir because she wanted to run interference between her sister and Gretchen Beilschmidt, not become rivals with Alice Kirkland! But as time goes on, she can't help but come to like the British girl, and Alice doesn't think too badly of her either...

Status: On indefinite hiatus

Pairings: USUKUS, PruCan, Giripan, SuFin, DenNor, GerIta, Spamano, PoLiet, HongIce, Nyotalia!HongIce (ask me how having both in a fic is possible, I dare you :D), OCOC, onesided RusAme, onesided Turpan, onesided BelRus


Fandom: Pokémon Special/Adventures manga

Title: PokéDrabbles

Summary: Drabbles of all ships and ratings - but only featuring Pokémon Special/Adventures manga characters! Because that is SG-chan's new obsession Manga is soooo much better than the anime...

Status: Updated sporadically

Pairings: Pretty much anything and everything under the sun


Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Title: Schismatic

Summary: “Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one.” Edogawa Conan has a secret known to only one person. But after a startling event at a KID heist, his secret may not be so safe anymore, and he is left with few choices that will not lead to blood and death. What he didn’t expect was for someone who knows exactly what he’s going through to be there for him, to help him and to guide him through the darkness…

Status: In-progress

Pairings: HeiShin/HeiCon, AkaSagu


Fandom: Hetalia Axis Powers

Title: Jumping On the Bandwagon!

Summary: So I've recently become interested -read: obsessed- with Hetalia, so within are various drabbles of whatever comes to mind, ranging from fluff to smut. Requests are allowed, will mostly feature M/M pairings.

Status: Updated sporadically

Pairings: Anything and everything - but refer to my list of preferred pairings up above when requesting, please.


Fandom: Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni and Harry Potter

Title: Magical Cicadas

Summary: Rika has grown tired of fighting against Fate repeatedly, only to obtain the same result each time. However, when she decides to simply give up, Hanyuu decides to step in and sends Rika into the body of one Harry Potter, age 1, right at the moment Voldemort casts the Killing Curse. Now, ten years later, Rika is going to Hogwarts, only to discover that she is not the only one to have ended up in a different body. What’s a millennia-old miko who is trapped in a boy’s body to do? Why, cause as much chaos as she can while figuring who she can trust, of course!

Status: In-progress (currently on hiatus)

Pairings: HanyuuxRikaxSatoko, ShionxKeiichixMion, RemusxSirius, onesided RenaxSeverus (it makes sense in context)


Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Atlantis and Yu-Gi-Oh

Title: Cardgate

Summary: Seto Kaiba is offered a very interesting job contract with the US Air Force. After all, learning about aliens is nothing compared to finding out you were an Egyptian High Priest in your past life, and that magic is real. But of course, nothing ever goes as planned, and Mutou and his merry band of Duelists end up crashing what Seto had hoped would be a nice break from their insanity. Oh, yes, and apparently there’s some evil crazy lady named Adria who’s convinced that she needs to kill them.

Status: In-progress (currently on hiatus)

Pairings: YamiYugi, BakuraRyou, MarikMalik, SetoJou, JackDaniel, OCOC, McShep, ValaCam, Teal'cHarem (yes, you read that correctly)


Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito and Harry Potter

Title: Stop Poking Logic-Shaped Holes In My School!

Summary: Spawned from Chapters 26-30 of Meitantei and Magician. The boys receive a letter inviting them to Hogwarts. Chaos abounds as Umbridge returns only to face the wrath of Shinichi and Hakuba's logic. Heiji gains a furry, unwanted, annoying admirer. Kaito and Luna become partners-in-crime when the thief tries to sneak into the Ravenclaw dorms, and many people come to the conclusion that Harry, who takes every opportunity to glomp Draco, is quite possibly insane. And wait, what's this about Pandora being a Horcrux?

Status: On hiatus (but hey The Cupcake Incident has now been revealed in a separate oneshot of the same name)

Pairings: KaiShin, Drarry, RonHermione, SaguHei, KazuNev, RanAkaAo, and a surprise Ai pairing that probably no one will ever guess!


Fandom: National Treasure and Yu-gi-oh

Title: Millennium Treasure

Summary: Ben's dad finds a document that speaks of the Millennium Items, though only as treasure, not as extremely powerful and badass weapons that could destroy the world. In Ben, Riley, and Abby's quest to find the treasure, their intentions collide with that of the Yuugi-tachi, who intend to guard the Millennium Items, seeing as how they are extremely powerful and badass weapons that could destroy the world. Oh, yes, and Ian Howe is back, and he wants Ben. Yes, like that. And apparently there is an 8th Millennium Item, and its whereabouts is located in American currency.

Status: Discontinued

Pairings: YYxY, SxJ, BxR (maybe MxM, BxRxMxM, Briley, Brilabby)

Note: If you want to adopt this let me know and I'll give you my notes for it. Be warned, it's kinda cracky.


Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Title: A Beautiful Relationship

Summary: A continuation of my oneshot 'A Beautiful Friendship', since there've been requests to continue it. And the plunnies won't leave me alone (sweatdrop). The boys are in high school now, and meet again after many years. The only catch? Though there is a vague sense of familiarity, none of them remember being friends before. As their memories start coming back, however, they discover a huge conspiracy, along with the fact that Kaito's father did, in fact, not die an accidental death during one of his magic shows; it was murder.

Status: On indefinite hiatus

Pairings: KaiShin, SaguHei, RanEi, SonokoMakoto, AokoSera


Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Title: A Meitantei's Musings and a Magician's Melodramas

Summary: SG-chan's own collection of DCMK drabbles and oneshots. Main pairing will be KaiShin, and gratuitously large amounts of crack. Will update on whims.

Status: Updated sporadically


Fandom: Detective Conan and Fushigi Yuugi

Title: The Universe of the Four Tanteis

Summary: The Fushigi Yuugi crew have been reincarnated as people from Detective Conan/Magic Kaito! Now they have to recover their memories while figuring out who they can trust. Meanwhile, Nakago has some dastardly plan up his sleeve as a mysterious string of murders comes to light, where all the victims, somewhere on their bodies, have a tattoo; a tattoo of a Celestial Warrior...

Status: In-progress (currently on hiatus)

Pairings: ShinRan, HeiKazu, KaiAo, SaguAka, AiMitsu, SatoTakagi, EiSon


Fandom: Fushigi Yuugi

Title: Double Trouble

Summary: It all started at an innocent barbecue. now Miaka and Yui have to defeat a new evil that has risen in the UoFG by finding the warriors of the fifth god, Huan-Long. But can they find the warriors and all keep their happy endings before the world of the book is destroyed for good?

Status: Discontinued (lemme know if you wanna adopt it)

Pairings: MiaTama, HotoNur, AmiOC, ChiKou, SuYui


Upcoming stories (Don't expect them anytime soon, though!):


Fandom: APH/SGA

Title: No, this is not an excuse to indulge my size kink, what would ever make you think that? (Not actual title, pending approval)

Summary: A race that could hold the key to defeating the Wraith is discovered when SGA-1 comes across a strange so-called magician and his charge.

Status: Will write sometime in the future

Pairings: USUK, RusCan, NiCho, FranceJeanne, PruHunAus, McShep


Fandom: Naruto and Bleach x-over

Title: Death, Demons, and Magic

Summary: Gai's twin sister, Kaede Maito, returns to Konoha shortly before the Chuunin exams with her own team: Mai Hanasou, Daiki Mitsuni, and Tsukiko Natsukage. The havoc and events that trail in their wake will make Orochimaru, the Akatsuki, Aizen, and other random bad guys wish they'd listened to their mothers and become dentists.

Status: Will write sometime in the future

Pairings: LeeOC, OCOC, SakuOC, NaruHina, GaaSaku, SasuOC, KakaOC


Fandom: Hetalia Axis Powers

Title: Spellbound

Summary: Ludwig Beilschmidt is new at Roman's Gifted, and it's just his luck that he gets partnered with the class klutz, Feliciano Vargas. Not everything is as it seems at Roman's Gifted though, and everyone has their secrets - especially Feliciano, who, as Ludwig gets to know him, is an enigma all on his own.

Status: Will write sometime in the future

Pairings: ItaGer (yes you read right), Spamano, UKUS, RoChu, RomeGermania, PruCan, FranceJeanne, PoLiet, SuFin, SwissPanLeich (yes, you read right), GreeceTurkey, DenNor, BelSey


Fandom: Pokemon Special/Adventures manga

Title: Untitled (If anyone has any ideas, please PM me. It's a Next Generation Fic, if that helps you any ;)

Summary: It has been fifteen years since the defeat of Team Galactic and the Dexholders have all started their own families. In the past, these extraordinary young men and women were able to defeat all that stood in their path through the bonds of friendship they formed, bonds that withstood everything. But can their children survive the same obstacles as their parents, especially when the thing testing them... is time itself?

Status: Will write sometime in the future

Pairings: Preciousmetalshipping, Franticshipping, Isshushipping, Commonershipping, OCOC, OCOC


Fandom: Naruto

Title: Crimson Fox, Silver Wolf

Summary: 2 years after the Kyuubi attacked the village, a child was brought to Konoha seeking refuge. Now, ten years later Dani Duwazaka and her best friend Naruto Uzumaki have graduated from the Ninja Academy and are officially genin. On their team's first C-ranked mission, they travel to the Land of Waves where Dani was born. At the repercussions of the events that transpired, will she be able to protect the people she cares from the nearly-literal demons of her past?

Status: Will write sometime in the future

Pairings: ShikaOC, NaruHaku, GaaKyuu, IruAnko, KakaIru, possible KakaIruAnko


Fandom: Stargate SG-1

Title: Guardians of the Tok'ra

Summary: Jack's clone decides to move back to Minnesota, and ends up in a small town. At his new high school, Jon makes friends with a group of kids who have a big secret. When SG-1 gets a message from the Tok'ra saying that a Goa'uld has infiltrated an Earth school with the intention of brainwashing the students, they'll have to figure out how to stop the snake's plans. And just who are the Guardians of the Tok'ra? Are they little more than a myth? Or are they watching Jon, guiding his every move?

Status: Up for adoption, PM me for details.

Pairings: DanSam, JonOC, OCOC


Summaries and info for my Nuzlocke Quint Set (in order from first to last):

Fandom: Pokemon (Game with a teense of manga plot thrown in here and there)

Title: Crimson's Journey (FireRed)

Summary: Crimson, a young boy from Pallet Town, starts his journey to become a trainer, not knowing what obstacles await him in the form of Team Rocket and his not-so-platonic feelings for his best friend and rival Cobalt.

Status: Coming eventually

Pairings: Originalshipping (or Palletshipping if you're talking anime)


Fandom: Pokemon (Game with a teensy bit of manga plot here and there)

Title: Jade's Coming of Age (Emerald)

Summary: A young girl uprooted from her hometown in Johto decides to take the league challenge when she moves to Hoenn. Growing up fending for herself was hard enough, but no one ever told her about the deaths...

Status: Coming after Crimson's Journey is finished

Pairings: Protegeshipping


Fandom: Pokemon (Game)

Title: Fangirl's Best Friend (Diamond)

Summary: A teenage girl is sucked into the world of Pokemon to start her own Nuzlocke adventure. She didn't expect for the Pokemon of the Lake to use her as a pawn to save their world.

Status: Will be posted after Jade's Coming of Age and alongside Finding a Heart for plot reasons

Pairings: OCOC


Fandom: Pokemon (Game with some manga plot here and there)

Title: Finding a Heart (HeartGold)

Summary: Gold ran away from home to start his journey and challenge gyms. Along the way, he meets a mysterious thief who has ties to Team Rocket. Just why is Team Rocket back now, and how does his sister fit into all this?

Status: Will be posted alongside Otaku's Best Friend for plot reasons

Pairings: PreciousMetalshipping


Fandom: Pokemon (Game with teense smatterings of manga plot)

Title: Reset. Save? (Black)

Summary: She tried to forget about the strange dream she had where she fell into the Pokemon world. It was just a dream, right? But one morning she wakes up and is back in the Pokemon world. there's a bigger problem this time though. She's stuck in the body of a boy who's about to get his starter - and Touya doesn't like sharing his head.

Status: Will be posted after Finding a Heart

Pairings: Isshushipping, OCOC


Summaries and info for the SG-13 Saga:

Fandom: Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis

Title: SG-13: Bad Luck Intro (Part 1)

Summary: Meet SG-13: Major Tyler Reece, a sharpshooting worrywart with a tiny addiction to energy drinks, Second Lieutenant Kira Feldin, a disclaimed ninja with anger issues, and Muki Huzanaka, an alien with a penchant for chocolate pudding and striped sweatshirts. SG-13 is the bad luck team at the SGC, even more so than SG-1. So, it makes sense when they get sent on the Atlantis expedition to the Pegasus Galaxy, right? But how is a 'cursed' team supposed to function when everyone else on the expedition is just as bad off as them?

Status: In-progress (4 chapters up; 19-20 chapters left)

Pairings: Sheyla, DanSam, FordOC, MikoOC


Fandom: Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis w/small(ish) Supernatural and Detective Conan cameos

Title: SG-13: I Told You Not To Touch It! (Part 2)

Summary: Politics and intrigue await SG-13 as, after the major standoff against the Wraith, they are reassigned to the Milky Way Galaxy. Trouble and misunderstandings with family, psychotic clones, suspicious and sneaky MIB, and intergalactic ripoffs of televangelists are the least of their worries as a serial killer stalks Colorado Springs. But as secrets and new feelings are brought to light, can the bad luck team escape unscathed?

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Pairings: Sheyla, ZelWeir, OCOC, DanSam


Fandom: Stargate Atlantis (w/some Supernatural elements)

Title: SG-13: Love (And Denial) Are In The Air (Part 3)

Summary: SG-13 is once again in Atlantis, City of the Ancients. Dealing with enemies old and new, all normalcy is put on hold when a stasis chamber holding a mysterious girl is found. When awakened, she tells them a shocking story: a prophecy made millions of years ago, foretelling the end of the Wraith. As the entire expedition is trying to figure out how this 'Prophecy' will unfold, something heartbreakingly fragile is forming between two very unlikely people...

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Pairings: McSheyla, ZelWeir, RononOC, OCOC, MikoOC


Fandom: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, and Supernatural

Title: SG-13: Prophesied Cliche (Part 4)

Summary: With one of their own gone, SG-13 go their separate ways, scattered through different galaxies and dimensions. They won't be allowed to rest though, as there's a storm coming in the wake of a thwarted Apocalypse, and just because you're grieving doesn't mean the universe will leave you alone. Sometimes you can defy Fate, but there are times when it's better not to fight, because otherwise you'll end up with a bigger and worse mess than you started with, especially when God is a gigantic asshole.

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Pairings: McSheyla, ZelWeir, DanSam, OCOC, OCOCOC, Destiel


Fandom: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Supernatural, and Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Title: TBA (Part 5)

Summary: Finding out the universe is even bigger than you imagined is pretty difficult when you've spent the last couple years in another galaxy, but learning about when on Earth makes it hit home even harder. Angels, demons, and monsters are the least of both Team Free Will and SG-13's worries when Purgatory, the home of monsters and refugees, collapses in on itself as the Universe is Restructured. Their problems aren't limited to just Earth, as the Ori invasion of the Milky Way galaxy continues with an unlikely and terrifying ally entering the scene. Matters become even more complicated when rumors of immortality reach the ears of the Trust, and what's left of SG-13 must race against Goa'uld spies, demons, the FBI, a mysterious crime organization with terrible fashion sense, a thief with even more questionable fashion, and an unnaturally smart second-grader to find Pandora before the Earth is destroyed.

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Pairings: McSheyla, ZelWeir, DanSam, OCOC, OCOCOC, Sato/Takagi, Destiel, ShinRan, KaiAo, HeiKazu


Freedom

Alone. Unwanted. Resented.

I clutch my violin in my hands, wishing with all my might that I could break it into splinters of wood, making very sure that nobody knows I feel that way.

I glance out the window. Freedom was right there, just below my nose, yet so far I still cannot reach it.

All I had to do was reach for it

And jump.

I imagine

Standing on the ledge, the wind whipping at my clothes, swirling around my standing form, tugging at my hair, all the while whistling past my ear.

I stretch out my arms and freefall, the orange lights of the city below you.

Wings snap out, catching an updraft as I soar upwards, into the dark night sky.

The night is spread before me. The twinkling stars, the midnight moon, so full and bright.

Freedom.

So beautiful, so calm.

You can let your emotions free, forget all your stress, worry, pain, torture.

A single tear slides down my cheek as I think.

I am still here.

Still intact.

Still alone.

Unwanted in the harsh world.

Resented for the words I speak through my very mouth.

Yet my mind is elsewhere

Somewhere, far away from this land of pain

I could be free

Free

Free as a bird

As I joyously soar across the sky, flying towards the moon, a wolf’s howl pierces the air.

The leaves rustled.

The moonlight brightened.

Freedom awaits me.

If you are one who wants freedom, join me.

Join the night sky.

Imagine.

Believe.

Reveal the world.

To grab onto freedom is no easy job.

It slips out of your hand, just as night changes to day.

The moon is replaced by the sun,

As freedom is replaced by boredom.

Some say I am born a psychologist.

Some say that years of emotion and hurt modeled me the way I am.

I have two completely different personalities.

One is the me who everyone calls ‘too much sugar in her coffee’

The other is Gin.

Serious, bitter, hated.

Not socially interactive.

Unmoving.

Cold. Bitter cold.

But even though I have different personalities.

The complete ‘me’ only fights towards one goal.

The ultimate.

Fight.

For.

Freedom.

StargateNerd

To all who understands

To all who fears

To all like me

The fight for freedom is a hard struggle.

If you are like me, do put this on your profile and add your name.


And now, onto random shit that has nothing to do with anything whatsoever

The Which Seme Or Uke Are You? Quiz

http:///quiz.php

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

And just for fun:

You're obsessed with Hetalia when-

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic. (Unfortunately)
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USUK", "UKUS", "GerIta", "Spamano", and "FACE" mean.
16. You end every sentence with "aru". (not every sentence...)
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like... 80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. (actually, now I REALLY wanna move to Canada...)
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (any and all of my friends will look at you strangely if you say that about me xD)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (not disagreeing with the crazy part tho x3)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm actually quite worried that I don't weigh enough)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (sometimes it seems like I'm the only one who doesn't)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (not every person, just some of them)

I'm ASEXUAL, so I MUST be totally repulsed by sex.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (ha ha ha ha ha NO)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am actually pretty anti-social...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (never said I wasn't...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (well, I try to draw anime...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (crazy and obsessed yes; haven't quite gotten to the stalker level... yet ;3)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (actually I read porn more than I watch it)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I look like a twig and I have the lowest self-esteem around. I'll give you the loud-mouthed bit tho)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Does Minnesotan count...?)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (just a couple of them)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh?

'A REAL BOYFRIEND'

When she walks away from you mad=== Follow her
When she stare's at your lips=== Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you=== Grab her and don’t let go
When she start's cursing at you=== Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet=== Ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you=== Give her your attention
When she pulls away== Pull her back
When you see her at her worst=== Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying==Just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking== Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared=== Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder=== Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favourite hat== Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you=== Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time=== reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt== Back yourself up with the TRUTH
When she says that she likes you== she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands=== Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you=== bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret=== keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes=== don’t look away until she does
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU=== SHE’S HURTING INSIDE
When you break her heart=== the pain NEVER really goes away
When she says its over=== she STILL wants you to be hers
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Let her know she's important
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; “Who’s ass am I kicking today baby?”
If you are a girl post this in your blog as 'a real boyfriend', if you are a boy post this as 'the boyfriend I wanna be'

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run -bitch - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good freind Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best freind Loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good freind hides me from the cops. A best freind is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good freind lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best freind is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good freind is only through school/college. A best freind is for life.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a key, walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-tell the truth and run

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

'If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.'

'I can picture in my minds eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it-...'
-Jack Handy

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap them for annoying you in the first place.(so many ppeople deserve this, it's not even funny)

-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

-I was thinking, while I was running...

About not hitting trees, I hope.

-The key to getting your mother to shut up!! IT'S BEEN SOLVED!! Here it is:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Unknown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. - Zenna Schaffer

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

A Poem To Stop Abuse In Relationships!

In the cover of night
Eyes glowing in deep fright
Delicate hands cover sensitive ears
As tears fall down fair cheeks

Full rosy lips parted
Harsh breaths through them departed
Slender body shook
As the night's cold air blew

Why did he do that?
Why did he yell?
Why did he turn
So cold and evil?

The comfort she seeked
From the man she adored
Was tossed out the window
When there is liquor involved

She screams and she yells
But he never hears a thing
As bottles and tables
Are thrown at her head

The only thing to do
Is run far away

But she's too weak
To stay away

He apologizes
But the words are hollow
They both know the next time
It will be that much harder

He's got an addiction
She can't stay away
A vicious cycle

That will never go away

A fragile relationship
Doomed from the start
Was the death of
A innocent soul tonight

The girl stayed too long
Blindless love was her undoing
She didn't leave
The abuse at his hand

All those in love
Must remember one thing
Never stay put
When abuse is your friend

By:fullmetal'sgirl92

Post this if you are against abuse in any relationship!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko,fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have no problem with O.C.s and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Or all of them? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as diffrent, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile. (England/the British Empire/United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland bitches! XD)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If your FMA OTP is RoyEd, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run into anything that is able to be run into, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever put a blanket over your head and pretended you were out of phase, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your teacher/classmate/principal/parent/sibling/etc. is a Goa'uld, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Misashi Kishimoto should stop torturing us already and just have Naruto hit Sasuke over the head already and drag him back to Konoha, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a plushie from any anime/manga fandom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Tok'ra and tell people about it, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: StargateNerd

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd

If you know how to read/write Ancient, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know how many times Daniel Jackson has died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Daniel should have gone to Atlantis from the beginning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to contact aliens through any means, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have, at any time, believed you were psychic, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: StargateNerd

If you cried during Meridian more than once, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the Stargate IS real and the government is just covering it up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If all you know of Yu-gi-oh comes from the abridged series, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Malik Ishtar is quite obviously gay, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your mother got you a self-help book on 'emotional healing' for fucking Christmas when she won't acknowledge/admit that she's the reason for most of the issues you might need that self-help book for, copy and paste this into your profile.

Repost this if you are a France/Francis fan. He may be a pervert, but he's our pervert!

If you learned more in one episode of Hetalia than you did in a trimester of History, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Arthur and Alfred (England/Britain and America) have a 'special relationship', copy and paste this into your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

15 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Your One and Only Wish. Do it one by one; don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you REPOST THIS BULLETIN in one hour! Do so and it will come true before your next birthday!

The Music Game

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits: Poker Face by Lady Gaga... (snicker snicker) Wooooooow...

Waking Up: Endless Summer- Cascada mix... (sigh) Some days I wish it were summer. Summer vacation to be exact.

First Day of School: I Don't Give A Damn by Avril Lavigne... Ha! Man, some days I don't give a damn, ya know?

Falling in Love: Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson... Hmm... could work, I guess. Though it more suits a break-up...

Fight Song: Knights of Cydonia by Muse... Meh, it works, I guess.

Breaking Up: Daia no Hana- Black Cat anime OP... (raises eyebrow)

Prom: How Far We've Come by Matchbox Twenty... (snicker snicker) Okay, that's just... (laughs) Nice

Life is just...OK: Beauty From Pain by Superchick... It kinda fits.

Mental Breakdown: What Hurts The Most by Cascada... Hmm, not so sure it would fit a mental breakdown. Emotional, sure, but mental? Hmm...

Driving: Malchik Gay by Tatu... O_o Okaaaay...

Flashback: His World Remix by Reid Slaughter... Awesome song, but not so sure it would fit...

Getting Back Together: Star Wars (John Williams Is the Man) by Moosebutter... O_O I am not going to ask...

Birth of Child: Alive by Superchick... I guess it makes sense. In some twisted, roundabout way...

Wedding: In the Hall of the Mountain King Techno Remix... (raises eyebrow) Not gonna ask what my MP3 is on...

Final Battle: Never Too Late by Three Days Grace... Okay, now this one makes more sense.

Death Scene: Dark Wings by Within Temptation... Huh.

Funeral Song: Everlasting Luv by BREAKERZ... Yayz, a DC song! 8D And one of my favorites to boot. I guess it'd be cool if this was played at my funeral

End Credits: Never-Ending Dream by Cascada... At least this one makes sense ;)

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are schizofrenic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive it doesn't matter which button you press; no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Teh Yaoi Fan(girl) Pledge

By SG-chan

I pledge allegiance to the banner under which we yaoi fans gather. And to the uber smexiness upon which it sits, multiple pairings loved by all, nosebleed-inducing, with condoms and lubricant and no bashing of women/girls for all.

Those Pledged: StargateNerd

RANDOM QUOTES!!

You have an extremely sick and scary mind. Why, thank you ;D -Miki-chan13 and StargateNerd

Chocolate makes everything better... except for cavities and diabetes. -StargateNerd

Nobody is a virgin; life has screwed us all. -Anonymous

Hey look; dirt! -Morwen Mai

What? Oh, so you're okay with gay guys, but not lesbian women? F--ing hypocrites. -StargateNerd

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get. -Forrest Gump

For the last goddamn time, I did not eat Mark Collins! And even if I did, I'd probably die of food poisoning! -StargateNerd to her Watson

It disappeared out of nowhere! -My Watson

Oh, what, just because a guy likes to dress effeminately and hang around with another extremely attractive man and read yaoi and flaunt his gorgeous abs and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that automatically makes him gay?? Kinda. -Malik and Bakura from Yu-gi-oh Abridged

Screw the rules, I'm in love with Joey Wheeler! -what Miki-chan13 hopes Seto from YGOTAS will say someday

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. -Thomas Szasz

I say when life gives you lemons, chuck 'em right back at him! -Calvin and Hobbes

He's not my boyfriend! He's more like a pet dog, or an annoying sidekick! -Miki-chan13

There is a fine line between genius and insanity; I have erased this line. -Oscar Levant

We gonna due' him! On motorcycles! -Dartz from Yu-gi-oh Abridged, Marik's Evil Council 3

Do what the woman says, McGee; she sleeps in a coffin. -Tony DiNozzo

Pyrrrroooooooooooooo... (cackles evilly) -StargateNerd

Yaoi fangirls are the most dangerous species known to mankind. -StargateNed

I am a bomb technician; if you see me running, try to catch up. -Anonymous

Do you want me to castrate you? -Kira Feldin

Stale pudding! -Muki Huzanaka

You groped me! Hannah asked me to get your iPod away from you. I'm going to tell your boyfriend about thi- Wait, what am I saying? Knowing him, he'd probably like this. Yeah, he would. -Tsu-chan and StargateNerd

I can't believe I got a better score than you! -Rissa to StargateNerd after we all took a 'How Perverted Are You?' quiz on Facebook

Man, just when we need giant boobs, they're not there! -Morwen Mai as we were looking up yuri bases on DeviantArt

Fuck yeah, we got a threesome! XD -Morwen Mai (now FiraKam) after we downloaded a threesome yuri base from DeviantArt

You know, I'd better get to cosplaying soon, cause otherwise I'll be too old to cosplay Satoko, Rika, Maria, and Hanyuu! (sniffs) You mean you'll grow boobs? Exactly! -FiraKam and StargateNerd

Won't let the kid touch the rifle when's he younger, he grows up to be a sniper. -Jackson Gibbs

Wait, what are you... hey, look, a tree! -Kakashi from Naruto Abridged

Why are you showing me mold porn? -Timothy McGee

If something seems too good to be true, it's best to shoot it just in case. -Fiona Glenanne

We're NCIS! We don't want candy! -Ziva David

Larry, why is there a hitman in my apartment? -Michael Westen

Lying in a crumpled heap in a parking lot; how's that pay? -Michael Westen

Hey, guys! I'm delirious and have walking pneumonia! Is it contagious? Probably. Just don't sit too close by me. -FiraKam and StargateNerd

Oh, believe me, you don't want to see her hyper. She babbles in about four different languages, one of which is gibberish. We should tape her one of these times. Ya know, other kids our age get high or drunk. We get hyper! Yeah, it's like we're getting a head start on college! -my Watson, Tsu-chan, StargateNerd, and Rissa over the subject of a hyper SG-chan x3

Because in two years I'll be legally old enough to have sex, that's why! -What I said to my sister Mary after she pestered me for ten minutes on why I could swear and she couldn't (Mary's ten, btw DX)

Huh. It's a good thing I'm Seto Kaiba, otherwise that might've actually hurt. -Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Episode 52

Oh, never mind; I thought I heard something about porn. -me sister FiraKam (formerly Morwen Mai, formerly Sere-chan - decide on a fucking name already!)

OW, I just stabbed myself with a brush! -Me sister FiraKam

We're not looking at porn! -FiraKam and me looking at a Hetalia fan's Tumblr when our sis Miki-chan came in the room x3

You know, I find it hard to concentrate on my math homework when my sister's right next to me reading gay porn. -FiraKam's comment while I was reading a USUK doujin from the Hetalia kink meme

And the party don't start till Prussia walks in! -FiraKam and SG-chan coming up with a Hetalia Tik Tok parody

The Canadian Communist party?? What??? Whyyyyyyy?? Uh, cause America's got one too? We're all such diiiicks! -StargateNerd and FiraKam as SG-chan was looking up some stuff for her school project

Damn you and your porn Dx -FiraKam

Why are all my quotes about porn???? -FiraKam

This song isn't helping. Neither is this one! This one isn't either! No, go back, I need to listen to something sung by a gay guy! -FiraKam and SG-chan (the song in question was Thanks for the Memories x3)

I should've brought my communism book. -my Watson while working on her IA project

Getting the attention of someone who recruits traitors for a living is an art. -Michael Westen

Thomas, that last line was magic. "Let there be... night." If you hear that right before you die, you know you're going to hell. -Mr. Holsen (my theater director) talking to Thomas (who played my brother in The Veldt)

Anything I don't understand I call Hetalia. -SG-chan's dad when FiraKam was being her usual psychotic self x3;;

Now Stalin, Stalin's a sneaky bastard. -Mr. Anderson, SG-chan's history teacher

Mutual blackmail; I can live with that. -SG-chan

I mean, first they've got Quasimodo singing this really pretty light song, and I'm just like, "No! I wanna hear Frollo being a douche!" -SG-chan

You stupid female dog! Why don't you just say "bitch"? Mel, he's nine! And besides, my Dragonair is a guy. Oh. Oops, sorry. Stupid male dog. -my younger brother, FiraKam, and me; a commentary of a Pokemon battle me and my little brother were having

Hey, why do I have to take social skills classes but she doesn't? She's way more anti-social than me! Because I acted smarter. -Miki-chan13 and me (my dad and I were joking about how I don't come out of my room (I honestly do, it's just warmer up there during the winter) and she decided to give us her input)

Poor Jack. All he wants is answers, but all Pitch wants is that tight shota ass. -Me while discussing a Winter Nightmares RP w/FiraKam

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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 193 - Words: 850,002 - Reviews: 12947 - Favs: 6,118 - Follows: 5,064 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/4/2005
Lure by Alshoruzen reviews
Having noticed KID's interest in one Kudo Shinichi, a frustrated Nakamori believes he's found the perfect way to lure the thief into a trap. Shinichi wishes someone had asked him for his opinion. As for KID, he'd like to thank his task force for being so thoughtful and saving him a lot of work. It's the unconventional beginning to an unconventional relationship. KaiShin
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,580 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,350 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Room by Ebenbild reviews
Neville walks into a red room. "Hello, Harry," he greeted. "I see you were busy in the last eight years since we saw each other." Some people change their profession after a loss. Harry is one of them. With Neville's and Malfoy's plan, the world will rue the day Harry lost his loved ones... even if the world might not remember it. Time travel! Somehow Dark-not-Evil!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,191 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L., Neville L.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 76 - Words: 453,752 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 6,706 - Follows: 6,668 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Hunting for Potions by Devil Reader reviews
Harry has enough of being imprisoned with the Dursleys over the summers and with Voldemort back, he decides to have some fun and face a little danger. He goes to Africa to become a Hunter, people who find rare and dangerous magical potion ingredients. Idea borrowed from Rorschah's Blot's fan fiction 'Odd Ideas'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,731 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P.
A Shadow in Wizard's Robes by AngelicSilverWolf reviews
Motivated, miffed, and magical, Shikamaru Nara was a force to behold. Whoever had placed him here was going to get it, but first he'd have to get through a school for magic. And he'd thought ninjas could be stupid. Troublesome. (T for language and violence.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 138,133 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
Call Me Moriarty by ProfessorScrooge reviews
Jasmine Potter came out of her abusive childhood changed, showing sociopathic tendencies. When laying eyes upon the wizarding world she sees opportunity, and takes up the mantle of her favourite villain. The balance shifts as the chessboard is shaken up by a new player. But what of her foil, Miss Granger? AU,OOC, F/F, HarryxHermione. Won't be finished, plot outline given in Ch.20
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,680 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 3,531 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 348,576 - Reviews: 3385 - Favs: 5,008 - Follows: 5,289 - Updated: 10/23/2020 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Harry P., Minato N.]
Shinobi: Team 7 by Gallyrat reviews
Discontinued. Rebooted in Born Weapons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,736 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 9/22/2020 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
A Convention by Haru-shira-kun reviews
Alfred, an otaku, wins a bet and drags his best friend - a reluctant Arthur - to a 3-day convention. They encounter, of course, anime, cosplay, Pocky and fangirls! Little do they know that it will change their relationship status of 'just friends'...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,447 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/25/2020 - Published: 4/22/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,552 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 4,883 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,189 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 4,246 - Follows: 4,694 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 3/26/2015
The Pain of a New Day by Solara Myles reviews
Kakashi knew that going after Sasuke was a bad idea. He hadn't planned on Naruto dying, nor on Sasuke letting him live. Now the remainder of the Shinobi World desperate, close to extinction, want to use a newly created 'Naruto' as a weapon against Sasuke. Only Kakashi can't seem to accept that. So he takes the child and goes to the only place he'll be safe, the past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 255,014 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Gaara, Minato N.
I See A Darkness by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,501 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 5/9/2020 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dean W., S. Reid - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,387 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 4/30/2020 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3850 - Favs: 7,727 - Follows: 10,151 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8837 - Favs: 10,282 - Follows: 11,153 - Updated: 3/28/2020 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8072 - Favs: 11,377 - Follows: 11,809 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8467 - Favs: 15,646 - Follows: 16,748 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
Another Chance by tatewaki2000 reviews
A needlessly complicated time-travel story of Ash Ketchum. Time-travel fic. Ash/Misty
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/19/2019 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 7,737 - Follows: 9,566 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 9,156 - Follows: 8,749 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 16,787 - Follows: 18,971 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 5,482 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,113 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 4,331 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24233 - Favs: 19,475 - Follows: 19,248 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 3,488 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 3/5/2012
Unsealing Legacy by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
A small twist of fate made him aware of his heritage; unsealing the legacies his parents left behind. Graduating from the academy at age seven, he's well on his way. He found a kindred spirit in Uchiha Itachi, and his cousin Shisui's along for the ride. They're on the path to unsealing the legacy left by their ancestors, both the dark and the light. Next chap teaser in AO3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 273,685 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 5,834 - Follows: 6,192 - Updated: 1/30/2019 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 4,077 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me by Akari-Chaan reviews
The concept of Death was stalking her, she was bound to a lamp, and for some reason, everyone thought she was a magical genie - but that wasn't even half of her issues. FemHarry. Currently being Rewritten - on Chapter 2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 173,492 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 4,415 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,612 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
False Memories by Relden Calder reviews
What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,102 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Naruto U.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5760 - Favs: 7,933 - Follows: 6,005 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 3,988 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Unto The Breach by BackslashEcho reviews
With the power of all nine Bijuu within him, Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto should have been unstoppable. When Tobi tried to imprison him in the Other Dimension, the combined power of nine tailed beasts caused spacetime to tear, and the bijuu found themselves inside their previous jinchuuriki hosts...in the past. [AU/Time Travel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,070 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 4,441 - Follows: 5,306 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Obito U.
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 7,475 - Follows: 4,712 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Cult Potter by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Edith Potter's life with her abusive family taught her two things. First - the only language some people understood was violence. Second - fear only lasts a generation; kindness lasts forever. The Girl Who Lived returns to magical Britain a cynical visionary; drawing in allies from all four houses for an end game neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort anticipated. Dark!Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 127,447 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 3/6/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Draco M., Sally-Anne P.
London Shadow Mage by Hawaiianbabidoll reviews
Harry is finding life at the Dursley's suffocating until he meets the new boy down the street. Little does he know, his new muggle friend isn't as magic-less as he seems. no pairings. Ryou centric. Full Summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,606 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
All Together, Cousins by The Seven of Us reviews
When Thalia ran away with her toddler brother, Jason, she slowly gathered her cousins: she and her cousins being Big Three children. As Jason gets older and their motley group expands to six, Thalia resigns herself to the fact that she won't always be the leader of the pack. As she accepts that, something more is coming, able to challenge even the gods above. AU. Long updates.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,756 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Jason G.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 9,775 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Twice Blessed Shinobi by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
One man's Greater Good will fall to pieces when his greatest pawn is whisked away as part of the plans his mother set into motion the moment she learned of the dangers her son would face. Pairings TBD. Starts Pre-Hogwarts/Pre-Uchiha Massacre. Shinobi!Harry, Smart!Naruto&Harry, Prankster!Naruto&Harry, Father!Tenzou/Yamato, NotLazy!Kakashi, & Mentor!Kakashi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 278,449 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 5,604 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato
A Very Supernatural and SG1 Christmas by Dragonflysoul reviews
Just your ordinary Christmas story with ghosts and claw-wielding, flesh-eating monsters. Sam Winchester Whump, Daniel Jackson whump, and of course, protective Dean Winchester and Jack O'Neill! Takes place SPN post 7.10 and SG1 season 3. (SG1 prequel now added. "Celebrate Me Home")
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 12/25/2011 - J. O'Neill, Dean W. - Complete
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 4,486 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
And the brave man with a sword by black.k.kat reviews
The Founders have spent the last fifty years separated and drifting, but with Voldemort rising, they're headed back to Hogwarts once more. Between a wary Golden Trio, Umbridge, and Voldemort's shadowy plans, there's little time to deal with their own problems, even though Godric knows it's tearing the four of them apart—maybe even irreparably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,379 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Salazar S., Godric G.] [Rowena R., Helga H.]
Wind Whirlpool by andReiki reviews
The Konoha's Namikaze-Uzumaki family consist of over-protective Flash, laid-back Habanero and lovable Knucklehead. Can you imagine their everyday life, filled with possible suitors, family and friendly interactions, and growing up? Beware the OOC, slight AU, unavoidable BL, MinaKushi, SasuNaru, NaruHina and biju time travel. GEN fic. A bit cracky, thou.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 33,550 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
The Stars Alone by Darth Marrs reviews
Sequel to Broken Chains. Every choice has a consequence. Every action has a price. Their financial empire lost, their allies turned against them for crimes they actually did commit, Harry, Hermione and Luna are exiled from Earth. The Goa'uld have no idea what is about to hit them, because the stars alone know how far they will go.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,367 - Reviews: 3476 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
Avengers: Into the Shadows by GhostWriter1864 reviews
Nico is not quite done being a hero. Who knows how much trouble he will get into when recruited by the World's Mightiest Heroes. Add in Will (who just might turn out to be something more than a friend) who practically loses his mind whenever Nico gets the simplest of injuries, Nico will have one crazy lined up. Solangelo. BoO SPOILERS! Read at your own risk if you haven't read BoO!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,163 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4878 - Favs: 14,630 - Follows: 15,635 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 6,163 - Follows: 5,946 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4201 - Favs: 15,862 - Follows: 14,146 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 6,394 - Follows: 6,702 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Be Careful What You Wish For by Lucillia reviews
Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Sasuke U., Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 5202 - Favs: 4,958 - Follows: 3,727 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 4,869 - Follows: 5,575 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Harry Potter and the Riders of the Apocalypse by HunterBerserkerWolf reviews
At a young age, Harry becomes Death of the Apocalypse. Now he must find the other Riders while keeping his identity a secret while still attending Hogwarts. Features an independent Ravenclaw Harry, no Golden Trio, and an attempt to not bash characters. Book Two finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 321,994 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 4,818 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Harry P., Susan B.] Hannah A.
Somewhere I will find you by HeavenStar2703 reviews
[AU Time-Travel] At the end of the Fourth Ninja War, as all lied dead at his feet, Naruto made a wish to the fickle fate for another chance. But for such a thing to happen, there was a cost. Witness Team 7 in a turbulent world trying to recreate history during troubled times. Would they finally achieve their own happy-ending this time around? [Era of Warring States][NaruSakuSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,107 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Even the Wizards Must Pay Their Due by Gamma Cavy reviews
Attempting legilimency on Edward Elric was a supremely bad idea, as it got Truth's attention, and now Ed's taken Harry home with him and Al. But the wizards refuse to believe that Harry is lost to them, and continue to search for Harry and the alchemist who kidnapped him. This story is now complete. Evil Dumbledore, and Brotherhood 'verse for FMA
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,072 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/28/2017 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Albus D., Edward E., Truth - Complete
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Moon Stalkers by sdggnejg reviews
The year was 2235, and Vampires ruled the world. Every year, my town sent 36 people to the Vampires to ensure our survival. This year my name was picked. Instead of dying, I ended up being in the custody of the original vampire and being treated as some sort of blood slave. What a way to live. Currently under revisions, chapters, My King and prior chapters finished. Not on Hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,056 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 8/26/2012 - England/Britain, America
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 3,798 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,014 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,336 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 4,899 - Follows: 5,579 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 10/28/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Draco M., Luna L.
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 2904 - Favs: 7,156 - Follows: 9,117 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Percy Jackson, Ambassador of Hades by Takara Phoenix reviews
Poseidon knows about Gabe. He saves Percy from the abuse, but he can't raise Percy, knowing Amphitrite or Zeus would kill him. So he makes a deal with Hades. Hades hides Percy and Percy will one day become the consort to one of Hades' children. Percy grows up in the underworld and is send to camp to help Bianca and Nico in the Sea of Monsters. Nico/Percy slash mpreg Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 177,370 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Bianca A., Leo V. - Complete
The Demon's Assistants (old) by bipyramid reviews
Bill Cipher claims the Pines twins as his own, much to Stan's dismay. (No shipping at this time, may change)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill
Chasing Magic by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
When Nick Fury decides to bring the mysterious Percy Jackson in for questioning, our favorite demigod defiantly refuses. His friends from Camp Half-Blood back him up in their fight against the Avengers Initiative. NO SLASH
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,032 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 4/16/2015
with souls made of flames by black.k.kat reviews
Love is a weapon brought to bear. Love is blood spilled without remorse, and a kiss that's so sweet they can ignore the taste of copper underneath.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/3/2016 - [Mikoto U., Kushina U.] - Complete
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,065 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Hogan's Hetalians by DemonWolf37 reviews
A crossover between Hetalia and Hogan's Heroes (It's alright if you haven't seen it, most of it is explained anyway). The Unsung Heroes' latest mission brings them into contact with some rather peculiar individuals.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 7/5/2014 - R. Hogan, America, England/Britain, Germany
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7169 - Favs: 15,332 - Follows: 11,782 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8790 - Favs: 15,352 - Follows: 18,428 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Of Shadow, Shine And Shades by dra6on reviews
Attempting to erase his memory, Lord Harry James Potter-Black actually ends up sending himself through time and dimension into another world. What is a mage to do when he's offered a second chance? AU, dimension and time travel, slash, HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,985 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 5,161 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
I'm Not Loving It by Green Sprout reviews
Russiamerica, read the warnings. From a simple trip on escaping the heat, America gets way over his head when Ivan decides that the nation is his new 'lover.' Every freaking chapter is a lemon and there are too many kinks to mention!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,467 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 6/8/2010 - America, Russia
Percy isn't THAT blind by One Fandom Is Not Enough reviews
People seem to forget that Percy lives in Manhattan. Sure he is a bit busy with demigodly stuff and okay, maybe he isn't the most observant person on the planet...but he isn't exactly going to miss a massive fucking hole in the sky, especially if it has aliens pouring out of it.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 3/28/2015
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 6,903 - Follows: 6,504 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 4,848 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
How I Spent My Vacation by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
"You just violated every law of physics, including conservation of mass!" "...You're sitting next to a god, and I'M the weird one?" Ginny just wanted a break from the aftermath of the second blood war. But when her "prime tourist spot" (thanks, Hermione) is destroyed by a homicidal robot, she goes alongside the Avengers to save the world. Someone has to! Ginny/Pietro, others TBD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,054 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Ginny W., Pietro M./Quicksilver] [Hermione G., Loki] - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11790 - Favs: 19,010 - Follows: 13,052 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3589 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Not-So-Classic Romance by Galythia reviews
AU Victorian London. Alfred is a noble bachelor who in no way wants to get married. Arthur is a promising but young actor struggling to pay rent. When the two meet on the street, Arthur drops Alfred's family ring, which gives Alfred an idea: why doesn't Arthur just act the part of his fiancée? Duels, family issues, love triangles, and angst. Cover by Haku. Abandoned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 199,596 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 11/12/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
National Security by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America
Ninja of the Spiral by brown phantom reviews
What was it that made Uzushio so feared that it had to be destroyed? What was everyone else so afraid of? After the Valley of the End, Naruto will find out. He will learn that the Uzumaki cannot be destroyed quite so easily, and if you fight against a whirlpool, you'll only spiral out of control.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,017 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru, Instead by donahermurphy reviews
"Dreaming of Sunshine" AU(s). In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru And Fails Utterly. Chapters 1-3:The Futures that Result When Orochimaru Adopts, Afterward. Chapters 4-6: The Futures that Result When Danzo Adopts, Afterward.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,006 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Sasuke U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Inoichi Y.
Jekyll and Hyde by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Helen Potter lived in a house with a violent uncle until the day he died a sudden a violent death - one that Helen can't remember, despite being in the house at the same time. Battered and afraid, her mind had broken and invented something...or someone, to protect her. As the trail of blood and bodies follows in her wake, people will ask who is Sierra, and what did she do to Helen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,686 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
I'm The One Who Gripped You Tight by HigherMagic reviews
...To Screw Over The Other Guys. Season 4 AU. Castiel never was an Angel - Dean didn't know who or what had raised him from Hell. It could have been anything powerful enough. What he hadn't expected...was Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,707 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 5,392 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,694 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 3,507 - Follows: 4,176 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 11,540 - Follows: 13,285 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4320 - Favs: 8,471 - Follows: 6,560 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Mystery of Ogino Chihiro by misminor reviews
Everyone agreed that Ogino Chihiro was a peculiar child. Drabble-ish. Inspired by "Follower of Rivers" by TheMysteryReviewer3624
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Chihiro O.
Good Father or Greatest Father by Sarah1281 reviews
With Theodosia and Philip getting married, everyone just knows that their fathers will disapprove and ruin everything. Hamilton and Burr like to think they're more reasonable than that even if no one else is convinced. In fact, the both fully support the marriage and are going to make this the best wedding ever. What's a little competition between sort-of in-laws? Modern AU.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/8/2015 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, Phillip H., Theodosia B. - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 7,330 - Follows: 8,292 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Percy Jackson: The Demigod Avenger by PavLuvsPercyJackson reviews
Nick Fury asks the Avengers to track down a teenage boy that may be a possible threat. The team set off to bring in the dark-haired teen, unaware that he is no average human. When a new force that not even Thor can explain threatens the earth, the Avengers enlist the help of the person they're hunting, Percy Jackson, the son of Poseidon.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,822 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Percy J., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
Cause for Concern by Sarah1281 reviews
Madison tries to explain Hamilton to Jefferson. It's just something one has to experience for themselves and Jefferson doesn't quite know what he's getting himself into.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/28/2015 - T. Jefferson, J. Madison - Complete
Transmuting Freedom by TheHunter747 reviews
When Harry gets in an argument with his friends, Hogwarts thinks it's high time she took matters into her own hands. Harry begins his training in the ancient and noble art of Alchemy, and begins to break free of the manipulations placed on him. A manipulative Dumbledore and an independent Harry clash, and Harry must struggle to escape the machinations of Fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,289 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S.
4 Idiots In A Closet by Nayru-chan reviews
If Kaito knew, getting himself shot would lead to such unexpected events, he'd let himself get shot earlier. [Gosho Boys Friendship/Best Friends/Bromance/Epic Bromance/Brotp/Angst/Humor/Crack]
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,089 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H., Kaito K., Saguru H.
Death v Nelson & Page by LulaMadison reviews
Written for THIS prompt on Daredevilkink: "Death is actually engaged in a long-running attempt to take Matt's soul because that man should have died of blood loss so many times, but every time is stopped by either Karen or Foggy.!
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Matt M., Foggy N., Karen P., Claire T. - Complete
I support our troops is not a political opinion by Sarah1281 reviews
He and Hamilton are definitely not friends. The fact he's not even surprised Hamilton broke into his house to yell at him about his lack of political opinions might confuse the issue but they're not. And no, he doesn't need any advice on how to run his campaign. But if Hamilton actually does vote for Jefferson then there will be words. Hamilton modern AU.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/12/2015 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr - Complete
Never Leave Family Behind by Jessica Jayme Bell reviews
When Nico shadow travels to Surrey and stumbles upon one young Harley Potter, things are sure to change for them both. Fem!Harry, BigBrother!Nico
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,592 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Harry P., Nico A.
Only True in Fairy Tales by black.k.kat reviews
Part 2 of the Criminals 'verse. "Well, it's only noon and I've already been shot twice and had a flower vase broken over my head. I'd hate to see what the rest of the day has in store for me." (Or, the continuing adventures of Obito the eco-warrior/somewhat-reformed terrorist and his besotted boyfriend Kakashi.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,829 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
What's in a Name by snooky-9093 reviews
Stalag 13 or Luft Stalag 13? Which is it? Where is it? Can the prisoners and their allies use this mix up to their advantage? NOW COMPLETE! Check forums shortly for historical update. 2016 PBA winner: Bronze for best overall story. Silver for best general. Nominated for best quote, most unique, and original character (Sgt. Maddock).
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,634 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 2/2/2014 - W. Klink, Helga - Complete
Simply Shenanigans by neonkoi reviews
In which two very opposite sides of the law team up to avoid certain things- and the people that cause them. No pairings implied. Written for Poirot Cafe's Themed Writing Contest #16: Survival.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Mortal Intervention by Heavenian reviews
The Mist cannot hide everything, the gods cannot hide everything, not forever, for some things are bound to leak out. And when that happens, they catches the unwanted attention of mortals, the ones that believe they can control everything, the guardians of Earth, as they called themselves. But, some things are not to be meddled with, lines and mysteries not to be crossed.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,643 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014
The Person I Like by Kaggami-chan reviews
There is a reason eyes follow the person your heart wants. There is a reason you ll look into the deepest corners of their hearts if you keep gazing at them. The reason, however, is for you to find. Fem-Shinichi X Kaito.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Complete
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
The Timeless Value of a Mended Friend by Green Tea Bubbles reviews
A twist on the usual Team 7 time travel. All three are granted a second chance, back as babies in the same timeline. Except none of them know that the others are back too and all three have different plans for the future. Sakura wants to prevent a war. Sasuke wants to start one. And Naruto? He just wants Team 7 back, and maybe he'll even save Konoha in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,220 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Team Seven
Chronicles of the Kid Capture Brigade by Mikauzoran reviews
A humorous series of scenes chronicling the adventures of the Kid Capture Brigade, the detective club that Aoko forms at the end of the anime. Brave Leader: Aoko, Investigative Specialist: Hakuba, Sultry Temptress: Akako, and Comic Relief/Illusion Analyst: Kaito. Now with plot: Akako and Hakuba team up with Kaito to find Pandora and save Tokyo!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Kaito K., Aoko N., Saguru H., Akako K.
You're Just a Fantasy Boy by Luna Darkside reviews
"Basically, Kudou-kun can't distinguish between reality and some fantasy that he had at some point, which is why he thinks you're dating." Or, Shinichi gets his body back, along with some... unexpected memories, and Kaito's life is suffering. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/25/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
How Long Is Forever? by tradition reviews
Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Meet the di Angelos by Takara Phoenix reviews
Percy's mother dies and he doesn't want to stay with his abusive stepfather Gabe, so he tracks down his biological father Poseidon. Who is living with his boyfriend Hades di Angelo, his own sons and Hades' four children. Percy has to adjust to all the new things and to the feelings he developes for his not-quite-stepbrother Nico and his boyfriend. Nico/Jason/Percy slashy threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,919 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A., Jason G.] Leo V. - Complete
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 401 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Outsider's Look at the Pines Twins by iguessso12 reviews
The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,147 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
My Darling Soulmate by Luna Darkside reviews
Shinichi isn't expecting his soulmate to be a criminal. Similarly, Kaito isn't expecting his soulmate to be six years old. Their lives are hard. /ShinKai & KaiShin, firstwordstattoo!soulmates!au, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 275 - Published: 8/4/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Lanterns in the dark by Tartarun reviews
Naruto doesn't know how he got in the past or even why. But what he does know is that he won't let the same tragedies act out again, and he'll get on the case as soon as he can shake off his incredibly observant sensei and figure out how and when things started going wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 204,850 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Don't Let the Triangle Text by pitchpearlgirl reviews
A bunch of random excerpts from our favorite character's text history. An array of pairings, character ages, really, everything changes from one to another. For some reason though, a lot of Billdip. Rated teen, just in case. Taking requests.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
It rises with the fall by black.k.kat reviews
Parallels Fallen here to grace and related stories. Minato knows from the start that his newest bodyguard isn't quite like the rest, but it takes almost twenty years and a resurrection to see just how special Shiranui Genma really is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Naruto U., Genma S., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Divine by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
Holmes of the East. Detective of the West. Genius of the North. Magician of the South. Sometimes, titles do more than just describe - especially when the Divine Beasts rear their heads once more. /ShinKai, HeiHaku/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,027 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H., Kaito K., Saguru H.
Sound The Death Knell by Tsume Yuki reviews
Avada Kedavra'. A six year old Hariel Potter traces the strange marks on her skin, wondering at the meaning of the words her soulmate will speak. An eleven year old Hariel Potter is appropriately horrified when she puts the pieces together. Female Harry and Soulmate AU- Indentifying marks DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 4,159 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
It's a Love Story (Baby, Just Say Yes) by black.k.kat reviews
"Oh my god, Obito, I don't care that you keep turning our roommates into mindless zombies devoted to serving your will, but in the name of everything holy, at least stop putting them in thrall when you're singing Taylor Swift songs in the shower!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 147 - Published: 6/20/2015 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] Asuma S., Rin - Complete
Something Missing by StorySmall reviews
Something very important is missing when the bus pulls up in front of the Mystery Shack, and nobody in Gravity Falls is quite the same without it.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Soos - Complete
Mirror Mirror by Ichthyophobia reviews
Kudo Shinichi wakes up a captive, thanks to a jealous boyfriend and a mistaken identity. But maybe this Kuroba Kaito guy has some ideas of how to get out of here... (Done for the Seeking Symmetry contest at Poirot Cafe Forums. No deliberate pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 170 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Hogan's Detective Agency by Bits And Pieces reviews
Sequel to, "Hogan, PI". Postwar, AU. Written for the SSSW. The name's Robert E. Hogan, and I run a detective agency out of an office right here in the middle of Chicago. Not by myself; I've got four men working for me; James Kinchloe, Louis LeBeau, Peter Newkirk and Andrew Carter. We were spies together in the war, and what better job for former spies, than private investigators?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Complete
Homewrecker by Luna Darkside reviews
Nakamori has been wondering about this for a while, but... is it just him, or are Kid and Kudou in a relationship? /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Alchemist in Hogwarts by SlashFan reviews
Roy and Edward have been invited to Hogwarts as teacher and student with an undercover mission to protect a certain wizard from a dark lord. YAOI RoyEd (21/5/15: Rewrite in process, will be replacing chapters by chapters. Thank you again!) A/N Inside
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
You for Me by Luna Darkside reviews
Three days after he gets his body back, Shinichi finds himself kidnapped and locked in a room. With Kid. If that isn't proof that the universe hates him, nothing is. /KaiShin & ShinKai, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Party Hard, Kids by Luna Darkside reviews
It was all fun and games until Hattori hired a Kid impersonator for Shinichi's twenty-second birthday. Which, in and of itself, might have turned out fine, had the Kid impersonator not actually been the real Kid. /ShinKai, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/4/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 6,485 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Revelations, Confessions and Family by FandomAngstQueen reviews
"Kanan stared down at the endless pit of sparks and flames where the Inquisitor had fallen. He blinked at the heat and overwhelming exhaustion that threatened to claim him. But still he continued to kneel over the edge, deep in thought about his Padawan" - The title says it all. A slight AU to Fire across the Galaxy!
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Kanan J., Ezra B., Hera S., Inquisitor - Complete
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 5,585 - Follows: 5,939 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 6,480 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Alibi by Princeps Civitatis reviews
Kuroba Kaito needs an alibi, Edogawa Conan owes Kuroba Kaito a favour. Who says you can't make a phantom thief out of a detective? Written for Poirot Cafe forum themed writing competition #6: Help
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K., Shuichi A./Subaru O.
Two-faced, Half-faced by Ichthyophobia reviews
Okiya Subaru needs emergency makeup help, Conan needs to stop kicking soccer balls inside, and Kaitou Kid enjoys taunting detectives, even if it means he has to help them. (Done for the "Help" contest at Poirot Cafe Forums. No pairings, spoilers for everything Akai-related.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 90 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K., Shuichi A./Subaru O. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36002 - Favs: 27,864 - Follows: 20,392 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Better When You're Bad by TheStigsWriterCousin reviews
Shawn has a thing for bad guys, but when he gets caught, will Lassie come to his rescue? You decide, it's a choose your own ending! Check the first chapter for ending options and difference scenarios. I'm open to suggestions! Lassiter/Shawn, BadGuy/Shawn and different themes, all of them rated M.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.]
Demigod Superheroes (don't tell SHIELD!) by luluhrh reviews
Ten of the best demigods are defending the Big Apple in public as superheroes! But if they don't join SHIELD, all other superheroes will see them as a threat! So our heroes will join SHIELD, on one condition: they get to be part of the best of the best. Rated T because... I don't have a good reason. PERCABETH, Jasper, Frazel. No Thalico or Leyna. Adventure, humor, hint of romance!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Must Have Done Something Good by Luna Darkside reviews
Kaito, a starving university student, answers a mysterious advertisement for a well-paying job. He's not expecting to become the caretaker of four unruly kids with a very attractive father. He's also not expecting to fall for said attractive father. /eventual KaiShin & ShinKai/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,950 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Triskaidekaphobia by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Barnes, Davis and the boys of Barracks 13 deal with a terrifying situation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Complete
Pick Your Poison by Sarah1281 reviews
Crowley uses his influence to enact his version of hell a little sooner which makes for a very strange situation when Castiel arrives to pull Dean from hell. Just how much nudging will the Winchesters need to prevent the apocalypse anyway?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 4,337 - Follows: 6,267 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Twisted Falls by ibelieveinahappilyeverafter reviews
Demons just love playing games, some of them more dangerous than others. The Pines twins are about to find out just how deadly those games can be, whether they want to or not... (Rewrite of Gravity Falls where Bill is there from the beginning.) (Cipherpines - Bill x Dipper)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,437 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Bill, Dipper P.] Mabel P.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 9,732 - Follows: 4,556 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
The Worst Idea in the Entire World by Luna Darkside reviews
So apparently when you kiss Kudou Shinichi on national television, there are repercussions in the form of Kid x Kudou becoming the favorite pairing of every doujinshi artist in Japan as well as your name being added to all of Kudou Shinichi's friends' hit lists. Kaito learns this the hard way. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/22/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Phantom Pains by mapplepie reviews
There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 1,054 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U. - Complete
He who will change the Shinobi by mlickko reviews
During the battle on the bridge in Wave, when Naruto used Kyuubi's power, Nine-Tails felt something he detested: Sasuke's new Sharingan. Discovering that something was preventing his host from reaching his full potential, he did the math. Results? He will give a small helping hand to his host so that he could surpass the Uchiha. /SmartishNaruto, rating may go up. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,516 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 4,954 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Naruto U.
My Roommate's Crazy Boyfriend by V. Shalyr reviews
When first year student Aida Itsuki imagined life as famous detective Kudou Shinichi's college roommate, he hadn't counted on Kuroba Kaito. KaiShin
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Enough is Enough by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Can you really blame the guy?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,287 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - H. Schultz - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 3,262 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Notes From A Scientist by QueenofWierd reviews
Cecil's perspective on Night Vale and its strange happenings is well known. But what about Carlos? How did he deal with everything that occurred and how did he feel about Cecil constantly talking about him and his "perfect" hair?
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 43,255 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 10,252 - Follows: 10,342 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
The Apocalypse Can Wait by LadyNyxRavus reviews
An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Crowley
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 912 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Will of Fire by Whispering Darkness reviews
Kagome was a lot more used to adapting to strange, even frightening, situations than most people. And it seemed that she was stuck here, wherever here was, for now. There was nothing for it but to make the best of it. And really, these shinobi weren't that different from demon slayers, perverted monks or youkai. Series of connected one-shots and vignettes.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Kagome H.
Secrets Uncovered by Supervolleyball12 reviews
It has been three years since the Giant War, and one week since the Avengers battled in New York City. The demigods thought they got away with fighting in the battle unnoticed. The Avengers thought they were the only ones defending Manhattan. That is, until one picture surfaces. Because the Mist can't catch everything.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,289 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014
Starting Over by Sessyruby reviews
Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,600 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 5,114 - Follows: 5,524 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Gravity Falls - Shorts! by dogbertcarroll reviews
A series of random one shots set in the world of the Falls.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,352 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014
WinnessHarkchester by Fezzes at 221b reviews
A strange man starts flirting with Dean in a bar. How will Cas react? Winness/Harkchester. AU. oneshot. Desteil towards the end.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Jack H., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
333 Ways to get your PokeDex Revoked by sapphygolucky reviews
Join the Dex Holders as they do things that get on everyone's nerves. Pairings... Honestly, what pairings HAVEN'T I used in this thing yet? Based off of iTorchic's "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of..." series. Cover image was drawn by Acetrainer777.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,514 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 10/30/2011
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 12,422 - Follows: 5,654 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
The Adventures of Kudou Shinichi, Fast Food Worker by miladyFeather reviews
"...or, all the reasons why the first thing Kudou Shinichi should do after getting unshrunk is *not* getting a part-time job at a restaurant."
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Moonlight Magician by Uxie22 reviews
What if Conan wasn't a boy, but a girl...? KID knows that Christie Edogawa is different from other children, but just how different? And what does she know about Pandora?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 156,280 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Falling Up! by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Pine twins are caught in an incautious moment by their parents. With their secret revealed they're sent to stay with Great Aunt, as apparently this isn't the first time something like this has happened in their family.
Crossover - Sky High & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael, Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Another Chance by xXTheWingedOneXx reviews
In which six shinobi are reborn to aid the current generation in their coming battles, hopefully to stop the end of the world. Uchiha Madara is unamused when he is chosen as one of the seven, especially when he's one of three who ends up in Konohagakure. Well, it's not like he had a choice; meanwhile Mito just wants to save her village and correct her mistakes. Being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,873 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U.
Uzumaki Sunrise by Edaar the Mage reviews
Kushina Uzumaki has been held captive by ROOT for the past ten years before finally gaining her freedom and fleeing to the Hokage tower. Naru/Hina, Kushina is back as a ten year old Naruto's mother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,135 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 4,425 - Follows: 4,810 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
A Big Happy Uzumaki Family by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Inspired by Lucillia's "A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam", premise stolen with permission. Karin calls bull on Naruto's claim to the Uzumaki name. Meanwhile, Naruto is just ecstatic to find out he has family, even if she has... odd ideas about how close family should be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Karin U., Naruto U.]
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 9,104 - Follows: 10,644 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
This Sucks by Pleasedial123 reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
After the Last Stand by yAnWa reviews
Alternative Universe. After the events of The Last Stand, the fear of mutants is more present than ever. The X-Men struggle with the loss of three senior members and Erik Lehnsherr meets a young FBI-Agent, who turns out to be a very unique kind of mutant. Warnings inside. This is for SpencerRemyLvr, so the pairing should be easy enough to guess ;) Other pairing mentioned
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,785 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Remy L./Gambit, S. Reid]
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 10,048 - Follows: 10,676 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Cone Phenomenon by ROBLOXCATSTORM reviews
Conan has become something beyond our control. The people closest to him investigate.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014
Eternal Guardian by Mistflyer1102 reviews
Only sixty years have passed since the conclusion of WWII, but it soon becomes clear that there are those who still wish to rewrite the world map. New yet familiar allies and foes return to the world stage in the newest battle for international stability.
Crossover - Avengers & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,079 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012
The Magical Adventures of England by quinndalynn reviews
England hasn't met up with his wizarding community in years. When offered a teaching position at Hogwarts will he take the opportunity to see how his hidden magical side is fairing? Rated T for possible swearing, & future mentions of relationships.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,393 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - England/Britain
On The Rocks by dogbertcarroll reviews
The sequel to Going over the falls. The time loop has begun!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Pretty Little Boyfriend by Luna Darkside reviews
A kidnapper learns the hazards of kidnapping Kuroba Kaito and demanding a ransom from his not-boyfriend. Oh, the poor, poor man. /ShinKai, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 150 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.]
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Not Quite The Devil You Know by Taranea reviews
Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Supernatural & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,154 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 4,107 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
No line on the horizon by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. For the sake of his pride, Jiraiya's going to imagine that his double went out in the bed of some voracious and lusty twins—no, make that triplets, with everyone wildly satisfied and a smile on his face. The whole alternate universe thing is easier to swallow that way. Mentions of slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Jiraiya, Tsunade S.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Sharingan Fairy by Kyong Kybis reviews
Once upon a time, his mother told him the tale of the Sharingan fairy, who would gift the Uchiha with their doujutsu in times of great need. After he lost everything that fateful night, he has all but forgotten about her. But when his classmates show worrying signs of possessing the Sharingan, Sasuke has no choice but to figure out why the hell she has decided to visit all of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Danzō S.
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 8,243 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
But I AM Madara! by Kyong Kybis reviews
13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,345 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
One Hell of A Year by Alatar Maia reviews
When a so-called 'wizard' calling himself Albus Dumbledore arrives on the Winchester's doorstep offering them a job at his school, it takes a lot to convince them to accept. But when they do, what changes and surprises are in store? Is a school rooted in ancient tradition ready for a couple Muggles who regularly go about killing creatures like them? T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,085 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Harry P., Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Message in Time and Space by ibelieveinahappilyeverafter reviews
Bad Wolf had been a message. A message to lead a small Pink and Yellow human back to her old and broken Time Lord. Nothing had changed. Bad Wolf had seen it all. She knew what would come of Torchwood. So she left one more message for her Pink and Yellow human to find, because to leave them apart was simply wrong. x The Doctor in the TARDIS with Rose Tyler. As it should be.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,995 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Unscheduled Liberation of Stalag 13 by Susan M. M reviews
What happens when Captain America and the Howling Commandoes attempt to rescue the prisoners at Stalag 13, and they don't want to be rescued? A crossover between Captain America: the First Avenger and Hogan's Heroes. Winner of the Gold Award, Best Crossover, for the 2015 Papa Bear Awards for Hogan's Heroes 'netfic posted in 2014.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/31/2014 - J. Kinchloe - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 6,432 - Follows: 4,738 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Firebird's Song: Book II of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,289 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Truth is Right Here by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Sometimes Sam and Dean are awed by the sheer number of weird crap that exists (and that they've killed), and sometimes their Greatest Hits list bleeds into their dinner conversations. Rarely, though, do strange (and obviously non-human) men stop in to comment on those discussions. Slight crossover with SG-1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Complete
Owls in the Impala by BatTitan reviews
The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place mostly during season 5 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
For your Country by Sunfire7845 reviews
He had been watching over the Winchester brothers and dealing with the fallout from their supernatural world for a very long time now. Oneshot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 117 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, America - Complete
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 339 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Vacation by Sarah1281 reviews
After the events of the Winter Soldier, Natasha meets up with Clint and has a few pointed questions about where he was when everything was going down and they could have really used him. In his defense, who checks their work phone when they're at Disneyworld?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Last Affair by Black and White Wolf reviews
Nicolas Flamel has completed all of his affairs. All but one. Now, before he dies, he must confront the man he has feared for over six hundred years. Can he forgive him for what he's done? HP FMA crossover. Rated T because of some of the dark elements.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Nicolas F., Edward E.
Peaches and Cream by Konata101 reviews
Demons are worse than rabbits in heat when they're desperate to breed. Alfred, and his devoted slave, Arthur, are no different. The young demon is determined to start a clan of his own, and Arthur is more than willing to to bring it into the world. Sweet Devil!USUK, mpreg, tentacles, and other fun fetishes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,211 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 3,141 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Going Along by Pleasedial123 reviews
She knew he was dangerous, could feel it deep inside, but she also knew reflexively that he was not dangerous to her. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 4,976 - Follows: 4,721 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Triangle by Evil-Ekat reviews
In which Mabel tries to prove that Bill is an isosceles monster, and not equallateral. "Catch that triangle! " "Ack! Leave me alone, you're crazier than I am!" Possibly by chasing him with a yard stick screaming about finding the area of a triangle.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Candy C., Bill - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10320 - Favs: 25,011 - Follows: 14,302 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 354 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
Max by Lucillia reviews
Dean wins an invisible dog off a mysterious guy in black during a poker game right before Season 1. Supernatural with a "boy" and his dog.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Dean W.
Naruto: Heir of Whirlpool by Lord Rahl Master of D'Hara reviews
AU.The Uzumaki clan is not dead.They rule of one of the most powerful and influential nations in the world. What will they do when they find out they were lied to about the death of Kushina's child? The heir of whirlpool has been found. Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 5,328 - Follows: 5,132 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
AOT Skits: Mikasa: The Resident Badass and More! by The Unchained Melody reviews
Three parodies involving the Attack on Titan characters! See what happens when the characters stumble onto the fandom, witness Mikasa's badass adventures, and read about Levi's cleaning day gone wrong.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Levi A., Petra R. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 311 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Anti-Theft Device by Lucillia reviews
Sergeant Benton and the Doctor are out testing Bessie's new Anti-theft equipment. As with everything the Doctor does, the Master just has to interfere...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2014 - 3rd Doctor, Benton, The Master - Complete
Inconceivable by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
In the face of a DNA analysis Kaito can't deny, he begins uncovering the rest of his family's secrets. Too bad he's not the only one looking.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,169 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 8,741 - Follows: 5,492 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Intruders by MatildaHummingbird reviews
Shawn can't sleep. This always seemed to happened after crossing paths with ... him. - NOT A SHASSIE! Shesperaux Slash! Implied Shules at the beginning! Brief Season 8 spoilers at the beginning! (Nothing Major). You've all been warned!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Shawn S., P. Despereaux
Bullet Train by Flippant Wisdom reviews
The war is over, and Naruto has found the way to peace, but no one is left to enjoy it. Including himself. Dying and unable to give up, Naruto does the only thing he can: give the last living member of Team 7 a second chance. Whether Kakashi wants it or not. [Time Travel Fic ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,322 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9499 - Favs: 8,510 - Follows: 4,528 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Can't Help Falling In Love by Somepatriot reviews
100 US/UK/US oneshots. A ton of AU's. To celebrate the perfect lovers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,251 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 6,728 - Follows: 3,864 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Raise Your Weapon by sarsaparillia reviews
The Rebellion didn't start with a bang, but with a whisper. — Anakin/Padmé, Leia, Han, Luke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Leia O., Han S. - Complete
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 5,253 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
The Man in the Tower by black.k.kat reviews
Torchwood Tower Three is a place where Earth sends still-useful exiles: a Prime Talent, a technopath, and a biokinetic, drifting around in a station at the cross points of three universes and six galaxies. Then a man named Captain Jack Harkness falls through a tear between universes, and finds three very familiar faces on the other side.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,690 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Get Arthur Laid Agency by PitFTW reviews
"I must say, though, that the new lawyer, Jones, has done some good. It would seem that Arthur is paying quite a bit of attention to that delectable little ass." "Dude, are you saying that we replace that un-awesome stick with someone's awesome dick?" "I hereby declare us The Get Arthur Laid Agency! Let's move!" A story in e-mail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 3003 - Favs: 7,432 - Follows: 5,080 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
On November 2nd, 1983 by Liisa reviews
AU "No matter what you hear or what you see…promise me you won't get out of bed." Mary remembers. She doesn't get out of bed.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,774 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Dean W., Mary W.
The Artificer by Olorin the Maiar reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death and creator of magical artifacts, is drafted to help recover one of his creations, the Tesserract
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,749 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 4,989 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Harry P.
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 241 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 7,201 - Follows: 7,595 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Songs of North America by Skeptikitten reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots about the lives of our favorite twins, America and Canada. Inspired by music, will be mostly USUK and PruCan. M just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,620 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - America, Canada
Harry Potter and the Tournament of Houses by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Scheming goblins, ancient treaties, Animagus transformations, inter-House rivalries taken to a new height, missing werewolves, insane professors... Just another year in the life of Harry Potter, twin of the false Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,093 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Sinful by sykron reviews
It's not unusual for an angel to encounter a demon. Neither is resenting and fighting them. Eventually befriending one, though, is unheard of. Then again, Arthur and Alfred are a special case. One of them just doesn't know it. Angel!Arthur and Demon!Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,366 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 4,765 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
It's a Species, Not a Job Description by underoriginal reviews
Sam and Dean need to get to Scotland by tomorrow to dig up a grave for Bobby. Luckily, one of Sam's old roommates is happy to help out.
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
The Champion's Dilemma by RuRuLaLa reviews
Cedric is having a moral crisis. Harry has no morals. Blaise just wants to eat his din din. Rated P: for Perverts. Side Story to 'Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome'. Gift Fic for my 200th Reviewer AmniIsRoving
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 167 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Cedric D.
Three Reasons by fringeperson reviews
What were Demetors doing on Privet Drive, anyway? Harry has some theories, and none of them are nice. Oneshot. Drabble. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 211 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world: Obito died saving his teammates. Konoha's Original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is Naruto's caretaker, and Uchiha Madara is the driving force behind the Akatsuki, still alive and running around doing his own dirty work despite his advanced age. Both men share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Madara U.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 4,738 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Silver Bullets and Wolfsbane Potion by therunawaypen reviews
Remus just wants to raise his son in peace after the war, and Harry is more than happy to help him. What will the Hale pack think of a British werewolf in Beacon Hills?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,248 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Stiles S., Derek H.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 6,876 - Follows: 5,288 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Cherry Syndrome by ChikaMikk10 reviews
Strangers are a sign of change. And not always a bad one. Harry knew what this meant...Edward Elric was a change...a change to his newly aquired peace and life as he knew it. Yet another chaotic school year was about to begin. HpFma AnbuPair sequel RoyEd
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,726 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward E.
The Coffeepot by codenamepapabear reviews
When an overeager guard discovers the coffeepot listening device, it's up to Hogan to lead Klink astray from the truth.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Amaranth and Ivy by black.k.kat reviews
Sequel to Golden Apples and Norse Gods. Five times Ianto surprised the Avengers, and one time they surprised him.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Those in the Spiral by Cuervo Blanco reviews
A redhead woman had 'accidentally' appeared near Konoha. Claiming to be a distant relative of Uzumaki Kushina, the redhead, seal mistress and self proclaimed artist, adopts a familiar blond haired prankster. Oh, her name is ... Kurama. (NaruHina as main pairing. Slow updating and pace).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,919 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama
The New Man by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
The newest recruit for the 4th Panzer Brigade is not quite what he seems...2014 PBA winner for Best Story Based on an Episode.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - A. Carter - Complete
Team 7 Test Naruto style by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Here's my take on if Naruto became a jonin sensei and what his 'true' genin test would be. Rated T for swearing. Included is my first challenge, unless someone else has taken it. If you decide to take up the challenge, let me know I'd like to read what you all come up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 7,960 - Follows: 2,364 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Payback by SuperGroverAway reviews
As an employee of the Mystery Shack, Wendy occasionally has the misfortune of meeting visitors who don't like to make things all that pleasant for her. Thankfully, she has two young friends who are more than willing to lend an unorthodox helping hand.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Wendy, Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 274 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Button Up Your Overcoat by psiten reviews
Ed could untie knots in the fifth and sixth dimensions blindfolded. He could convince the military he fell through a rabbit-hole, and even stop a Drachman invasion (with a little help), but he can't seem to avoid dating Roy Mustang (which is maybe okay). But here's hoping they can collar a General trying to trigger a three-way war before he destroys the world. 2003 Anime/Movie AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 145,011 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Vicious Calm by Catilleon reviews
Nagi Uzumaki had always sought companionship. Kyubi no Yoko had always sought a strange cute girlfriend who likes ramen and enjoys destruction as much as him. This will doubtfully end well.Kyubi/femNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,079 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
A Doctor and A Master by Lucillia reviews
The Doctor's a doctor and The Master's a master, but a Doctor and a Master of what?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2013 - 3rd Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Short Trip Around the Block by Lucillia reviews
The Doctor finds one of his near-forgotten toys, and decides to go for a short trip in it despite the fact that it isn't the sort of thing that people picture his current incarnation driving.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Brigadier - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,802 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Contagion by Geeres reviews
The nations are suffering the worse crisis since the World Wars... FRANCE HAS BECOME CONTAGIOUS! Main story infused with many little side stories of how the nations deal with the infected. Many pairings but mainly just comedy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,149 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Going Batty by black.k.kat reviews
Ianto is a vampire. Cue Owen's obligatory Twilight jokes.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Blizzard by TheTimelessCycle reviews
It is the role of a Guardian to protect the children of the world-their hopes, dreams, memories, and wonder-and also to protect one another from whatever enemies might arise. But when the greatest danger to your friends is yourself, that job gets a whole lot harder. *Cover Art Courtesy of TheLeapofFaith on Deviantart.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,596 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Jamie, Pitch - Complete
Harry Potter And The Aspects Of Death by michaelsuave reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter was the Master of Death from the time of his infancy? What if being "marked as his equal" meant that Harry was also on the path to immortality? Dark but not evil Harry. Powerful. Manipulative Dumbles, bashing. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,038 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 3,267 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P.
They Also Serve by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Colonel Hogan and his team spend a good deal of time outside the wire. But what about those who are left to wait for their return?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 3,501 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 8,783 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Party Games by dust on the wind reviews
If you need to keep your neighbourhood Gestapo man from finding out what's really going on, there's one sure way: throw a party, and don't invite him...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 5,661 - Follows: 6,900 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 7,618 - Follows: 7,916 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
No Gods, No Masters by INeedAHaircut reviews
Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U.
Of Fire And Water by Nechangi reviews
Future ShinKai/KaiShin. Conan, the child with strange gadgets. Dangerous, you might say. KID would only agree, so after a horrible ending to a heist, he decides to check up on Conan, who was he, really? And why are people dropping dead around him? Revised: 2014-09-17
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 245,072 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
DON'T SAY THE NAME! 2013 Edition by 80sarcades reviews
The results of the Papa Bear Awards forces one of the Heroes to visit the real world. Unfortunately, his plan has a slight flaw...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - R. Hogan - Complete
Missing Cold by nevar2547 reviews
AU When dark is without the cold, it creates a very unbalanced and upset world.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Fixation by StackofStories reviews
A sort of sequel to Peace Phoenix's The Death's Seas. Thanatos never wanted any mortal in his life until he laid eyes on his lord's youngest son, Nico di Angelo. He would see it that Nico became his, using whatever means necessary. Thanatos/Nico. Explicit slash. Cover picture painted by John William Waterhouse
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Nico A., Thanatos - Complete
The God of Dragons by RuRuLaLa reviews
Charlie Weasley starts a cult. He regrets it immensely. Meanwhile, Harry has a little girl time with his dragon lady friends. Side story to 'Oh You didn't Know? Yeah He's Awesome'. Gift fic for my 100th reviewer RRW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Charlie W. - Complete
I Show Not Your Face by Car reviews
Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Sweet Tooth by PixieDust291 reviews
This earned an even louder moan from the Brit "Alfred." He closed his eyes. His cheeks were now a bright rosy pink. "You shouldn't say such vulgar things." Arthur breathed out. "It's not vulgar if you're doing it with the one you love." Alfred chuckled as he leaned in. Their lips were almost touching, they were so very close. Alfred's breath was tickling his nose.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
New Convictions by ThatTypeOfGuy reviews
What would happen if Iruka died during the Mizuki incident. Naruto has promised his dead sensei to become a serious shinobi and now armed with the knowledge of the shadow clones learning ability how far will he go. And now paired with Sasuke Uchiha, how good a pair of fiends will they become as they battle through their tumultuous lives side by side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,286 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Wait what did you just say? by the-caffeine-junkiie-reviewer reviews
Post movie: Jack's been hanging around teenagers for the first time in 300 years and it's rubbing off on him. Que hilarity and confused Guardians. Quick giggle fix.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 6,869 - Follows: 4,308 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Silver Trio by Kyong Kybis reviews
Harry wasn't the only one with the traits worthy of a Slytherin, his best friends were in possession of them too, as hidden as they were. The Sorting Hat sensed them and decided that the snake's pit was their true home rather than the lion's den. The three of them, half lion, half snake, found each other and became what people would one day call the Silver Trio.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
Unexpected Teachings by ThePenThatWrites reviews
On a whim, Sarutobi gives Naruto the education that lets him embrace his Uzumaki origins. Watch out, because Naruto's going to show the world that seals can accomplish anything the mind fancies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Naruto U.
The Days We Knew by CreatorsOfWorlds reviews
Her name was Uzumaki Kushina, and they loved her. Root fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Danzō S., Kushina U. - Complete
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 753 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Fox Leaves by AyumiFallassion reviews
What if the Kyuubi never attacked? What if peace talks with Cloud started much earlier? What if, Hinata wasn't the only one they were after? Based off the storyline set down by Lizeth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Because It Is From Japan by FujimoriChikaru reviews
"I want it" Kiku's eyes widened. How had it come to this, he wondered. The barrier he'd purposefully and carefully constructed was crumbling to dust. Yao was in his lap, straddling him. And, in all honesty, Kiku wanted nothing more than to take him. NiChu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - China, Japan - Complete
Live Fast, Come Fast by FrostedHoodies reviews
When it comes to orgasms, how fast is too fast?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Post-Wedding Fun by Sarah1281 reviews
Marius completely misunderstands when his father-in-law takes him aside right before he goes off on his honeymoon to tell him of his secret past. Though, to be fair, how ELSE could he possibly take being told that his father-in-law had spent nineteen years in prison than as a threat if he hurt Cosette? Modern AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Marius, Valjean - Complete
The Trio by SpencerRemyLvr reviews
This is my little Logan/Remy/Spencer trio, lovely oneshot that ends up being naughty naughty later. Mmhmm, fun. SLASH. Just for fun, lovelies! Enjoy ;)
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Remy L./Gambit, S. Reid - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 1,508 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by DestinyShiva reviews
Working as a secret agent is rough. From danger, torture, and travelling the world. Then again, having an occasional and amazing one-night stand with a cute blonde isn't so bad. Until you notice they are everywhere. USUK. Co-written with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 68,990 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
Just a Favour by milady dragon reviews
Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. asks Ianto Jones of Torchwood a favour. Crossover with The Avengers and is a Dialogue-only fic.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Ianto J., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Cold and Dark by Jettara1 reviews
Fill for at What If kink. What if Jack was more injured after Pitch broke his staff and threw him in the ravine? He wouldn't be there to help the Guardians and make Jamie believe. Now Pitch has returned for him and there's no escaping. But maybe, just maybe, Pitch isn't as bad as he seems.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,544 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Radix by awaylaughing reviews
All things have a beginning. This is the story of one such thing, the story of how four nations came to love one another. FACE, multiple other pairings. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Canada, France
The Sherlock Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Strawberry Jam by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Prussia is left alone with New France and expected to deal with the monsters under the bed and strawberry jam.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Of Four and One by LCAAS reviews
Lucy does not need to believe in Jack Frost. She simply knows how to look for Magic.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Lucy Pevensie, Jack Frost - Complete
Heaven and Earth by black.k.kat reviews
While still a junior researcher at Torchwood One, Ianto Jones and his unusual dæmon catch the attention of Torchwood Three's Captain Jack Harkness, and everything rearranges itself from there. Torchwood/His Dark Materials fusion.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,984 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 136 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J., Suzie C. - Complete
Pitch's Game by Xenon Z reviews
What if Pitch's whole plot against the guardians was just a prank? What if he invited Jack in on the joke? Mostly Crack, though does get serious.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Pragmatic Villainy vs Captain Superhero: A Study by black.k.kat reviews
Of superheroes, villains, dastardly plots, Jack calling himself Captain Charisma, and Ianto in leather trousers.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Once and Future Kings by Stormdragon6 reviews
The Nightmare King knew Jack Frost long before they confronted each other in modern times. They had been friends. And he had been fascinated. It was a fascination that nearly killed them both. Jack does not remember. (Slash.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Infatuation by The Bad Joke reviews
This one is different.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
and death is frozen in my heart by baichan reviews
Pitch carries a scythe and Jack wonders who he thinks he is. Because as 'scary' as Pitch is, he is not death.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Clockwork by SonataAllegro reviews
Prince Alfred is engaged. Arthur is engaged. Problem is, they're not engaged to each other. But on the brink of war with the Clubs Kingdom, who knows what will happen. USUK. CARDVERSE AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Appear by Celebnaur reviews
I fell in love with him, but he was not even from my time. I found him again, but then he left me. And here I am, waiting for something I fear I destroyed. But is 1000 years enough for us to find one another again and be 'lovers' ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,521 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Blessings of Luck, Protection of Death: Drabbles by Glowing Glasses reviews
Yay! Here's more drabbles, everyone! I hope that you enjoy them as much as you did my last set! Just like before, the pairing is ShinKai, and each chapter is bite sized for your busy days! XD
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
This Redemption We Choose by Shadow Nashira reviews
When Lucifer finally moves, it is to raise a hand and flick it through the air towards Castiel. The angel braces himself to be eradicated, but instead the holy fire circling him extinguishes itself, freeing him. Castiel/Lucifer, AU from 5x10 Abandon All Hope.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
Counting Bodies Like Sheep by sachi-sama reviews
Death is British, life is American, and somehow, love is both. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,160 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Not all treasure is silver and gold by PixieDust291 reviews
Alfred, a cat boy, is saved by the most unlikely man. A human pirate who takes him aboard his ship and offers him a deal. At first Alfred is reluctant but after some convincing, and some mind blowing kisses, Alfred agrees all to happily. Pirate UK x Younger cat boy US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/8/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Ugly Little Omega by Demand Truth reviews
A fateful encounter on the playground makes an impression that will linger for years. When Alfred and Arthur meet again, years later, will the chemistry still be there even though Arthur has suffered for so long? Possible Mpreg, Dom/sub relationship, mature content!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,113 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - America, England/Britain
My Erotic Ambassador by Chiara Alice Vargas reviews
Alfred asked Arthur to do a small favour for him and since he /is/ the erotic ambassador and all, this should be no problem for him. He reluctantly accepts, and everyone's happy. Slightly cracky USUKUS, Rated M for smut all over.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 7,327 - Follows: 2,149 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Children of the Spiral by JackOfBladesX reviews
They say the flap of a butterfly can cause a whirlwind on the other side of the planet. During the mission to Wave, the appearance of someone connected to Naruto changes his fate for the better...and shakes those around him. Uzumaki Mito has returned...and she is not amused. NarutoxMito. Rated for safety concerns.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,958 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Mito U.
Golden Apples and Norse Gods by black.k.kat reviews
Ianto finds himself back from the dead and, apparently, in the employ of a power-crazed Norse god intent on conquering the Earth by taking out a team of superheroes. Must be a Tuesday.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Ianto J., Loki - Complete
All That We See or Seem by black.k.kat reviews
"Stop," the Rani cuts him off. "Ianto is my child, Doctor. You can check the Matrix if you're doubtful." Time Lord!Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,704 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Game of Chase by Hindre reviews
It was just a little game. He'd be safe as long as he won, right? Arthur would rather he hadn't had to have played at all, but then again, in situations as dangerous as these, it wasn't his choice at all. Wolf!UsxBunny!Uk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Docile by Childish Sadism reviews
If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,109 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - America, England/Britain
Dirty Little Secret by Miss Yasu reviews
Oliver has a kinky and dirty secret that only Lutz seems to know. 2P!GerEng; wrote for Beekwhy on Tumblr; Rated M for boy x boy and rimming - read at your own caution.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Germany, England/Britain
Starfall by black.k.kat reviews
Ianto is seven the first time he catches a falling star.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Foxfire by PixieDust291 reviews
In folklore, foxes are said to be powerful trickster spirits who use their magic for all manner of things. Alfred has been having some rather strange dreams ever since the accident in the woods when he was just a child. An accident he doesn't remember. His dreams all seem to revolve around one thing, a man with emerald eyes seducing him late at night in the darkness of a forest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,607 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Ultimate Showdown by DanceInLightening reviews
England has had enough of Voldemort going around and killing people, and he is going to let him know damn it! *Crack/Parody*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Voldemort, England/Britain - Complete
Birds of a Feather by KSA Key-chan reviews
They were part of the Organization's scientific test subjects. And now they've escaped. Four teenage boys are trying to live normally, but with the Organization trying to take them back it's not that easy. AU, slight OOC, mostly canon pairings
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E.
Nomen Animam Meam by black.k.kat reviews
Some say 'soul mate.' Some say 'other half.' Really, it's all the same to Ianto, even as a child. 'Someone who will be with me forever,' he thinks when he is nine, and the smear on his hand is finally starting to separate into recognizable letters. 'Someone who will understand.'
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Chatty Plunnies by Dragoon-sama reviews
Short KaiShin blurbs as a result of chatting with a friend. **Chapter 100 is UP! WHOO! - Onsen**
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 77,462 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.
The All Powerful Janitor by Cerberus0225 reviews
Who is the 4th seat of the 11th division? Why is such a violent group not living in squalor, but are actually very clean? An answer to the long suffering question. Might add to it later, if people like it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - K. Zaraki
The Joys of Crooked Accounting and Philanthropy by Pat Squared reviews
What happens when an young Uchiha girl discovers the joys of crooked accounting/charity scams, and decide to be born-again into the Church of the Orange Buddha and Accounting Genius Naruto. This is a one-shot gift-fic inspired by Layna6's Uchibi Sasuke and authorized by the author.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 7,786 - Follows: 4,312 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Impressive Instant by CuttleMeFish reviews
Arthur Kirkland's the CEO of a weapons manufacturing company. On his back, he carries so many buckets of blood that it's only natural Death is attracted to him – isn't blood like his favorite cologne? It's too bad Arthur's already into Alfred, the really hot guy next door, whom he seems to keep meeting in the most unusual and unfortunate circumstances, as in near-death experiences.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - America, England/Britain
Just Another Word for Nothing Left to Lose by black.k.kat reviews
Ianto's records—the ones Toshiko would have pulled when Jack asked her for a background check—show that he was a junior researcher assigned to a low-level science team. That's not entirely correct, but then, Mainframe always protects her own.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Oestrus by Bukkunkun reviews
oes·trus - the period of heat or rut; the period of maximum sexual receptivity of the female. USUK, A/B/O Dynamics!AU, more warnings inside. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Starships by PixieDust291 reviews
Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,075 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
More by JustJasper reviews
Reid asks for more, a whole handful more. Strong adult themes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Yule Ball by England's Porn Box reviews
"The subtle looks, little winks, light blushes, poorly-hidden jealousy - Arthur Kirkland and Alfred F. Jones were deeply in love, and even more deeply in denial." Kiku finally notices that his two best friends are crazy for each other, and with the Yule Ball just around the corner, he enlists the help of Luna Lovegood to finally get them together. USUK, Franada, T for making out
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Luna L., America - Complete
I've Heard It Both Ways by MegalegU reviews
Shawn's a faux-psychic. No, he's a real one. Wait...what?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,763 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Let the Games Begin by Zeplerfer reviews
Each time London has hosted the Olympics, England has invited America to stay at his house during the Games, providing three glimpses into the Special Relationship and what makes it so special. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Wanted: Responsible Adult by Sarah1281 reviews
After driving his first crush to a nunnery, Romeo swears he'll never love again...until he sees a very pretty girl. So what if she's thirteen? Her family hates him anyway! And Juliet's just glad to get away her really old almost-fiancé, her mother who is determined to add as many greats to grandmother as she can in her lifetime, and her really inappropriate nurse. It's true love.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,492 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Mistaken by Sakamoto Itoe reviews
Hadrian and Harrison Potter are Identical twins. On the night they're parents were murdered, one of them became the Boy-Who-Lived. The problem? No one can tell them apart... and they aren't telling. Rated T, just to be safe. Rating may go up. ON HIATUS, CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,208 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P.
Someday My Prince Will Come by Bukkunkun reviews
Arthur has come to realise his dream: he was going to wait for his very own Alpha, who would sweep him off his feet and carry him off into the sunset. Guess who bursts in through the door. Written for Day 11 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, GerIta, Cherik. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics!AU, crossover with XMFC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Angel and Demon by LadySkarlettofSkaro reviews
Arthur, a Guardian angel, is taken captive and turned slave by Alfred, a Demon and Son of the Dark. But Arthur soon finds himself head-over-wings for his master, and he may never want to leave him, no matter what happens to them. USUK, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,078 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 10,689 - Follows: 5,893 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Those We Call Family by Shadow Nashira reviews
Wherein events play out differently, Adam has a guardian angel called Castiel and he's about to meet his brothers for the first time.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Adam M., Castiel - Complete
American Trains by Hellie Ace reviews
AU 1870 in the American Midwest. Alfred F. Jones the cowboy finds himself miserable and infuriated by his fellow cowhands when he stumbles upon a man who could turn it all around...or maybe get him killed. Historically accurate. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,150 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I had a date by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
In an AU where instead of meeting Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers met Captain Jack Harkness, Steve would get his date after coming out of the ice. A partial retelling of Captain America and then post-Avengers reunion.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Jack H., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Reluctant Contestant by StArCAtcheR17 reviews
AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Light in Your Eyes by OrangePlum reviews
He was in the bathroom when America was shot. US/UK or platonic. Whatever you guys feel up for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5071 - Favs: 18,505 - Follows: 16,670 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Plot Bunnies Are Eating My Brain! by Nobody Famous reviews
Alternative based drabble series - KID VS: One wrong phrase pits Kaitou Kid against the King of Goblins over the fate of a lost *read: kidnapped* not-child. Who will win? It's...huh. Didn't see THAT ending coming...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
Drinking Games by PixieDust291 reviews
Alfred and Arthur find the best way to unwind after a hard day is to get drunk as hell. Their fun little drinking game, however, turns out to be more then what they needed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Coulson is a Father by fakeasain56 reviews
Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Calvin, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Fae King by ShortStackOfPancakes reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a small-town guy living with his brother in southern Virgina, until a phone call about the death of a mysterious relative brings them to the UK. Who was this woman? And why is Alfred having visions of a man with green eyes? AU USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,082 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - America, England/Britain
Start of a Superfamily by Corpium reviews
Peter gets hurt saving Cap's life, so Cap and Iron Man take him back to Stark Tower to patch him up. A pre-superfamily fic. Also, science bros. Slight Steve/Tony preslash
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 512 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
What Remains, However Improbable by Riddle Master 101 reviews
In which there is much drama, excitement, and magic. In which Mycroft is annoyed, Sherlock deducts the Statute of Security to pieces, and John is the only one polite to the new tenant. In other words: in which Harry Potter moves to Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
The Nature of the Thing by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Harry ignores the slight discomfort of his dæmon being on the other side of the playground and Tahmryis wanders a bit further away until the discomfort becomes a stretch and Harry winces. "Tam?" - "Just a bit more," Tahmryis says.
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,142 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P.
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3922 - Favs: 6,956 - Follows: 5,849 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
What's In A Rank? by Jennaya reviews
Hochstetter has finally found a way to prove Hogan is Papa Bear.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2012 - A. Carter, Hochstetter - Complete
Of Gates and Gods by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Loki fell through a crack in the multiverse and landed in a reality where gods, of a sort, are still actively worshiped. He makes some alliances and builds himself an empire, becoming a 'good guy' in the process.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Thor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Ba'al, Loki - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 4,936 - Follows: 1,598 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Day in the Life by Lydiacatfish reviews
Take a glimpse at the lives of Arthur and Alfred, and what do you see? A collection of USUK oneshots. 34: It's never too late to tell the person you love that you're sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,395 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Scourge of the Goa'uld by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
On Second Lieutenant Ranma's first Offworld mission, something goes monumentally wrong. Is the universe prepared for the consequences? Stargate SG1 crossover, with a few extra special appearances.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 11/25/2008
Are You My Mummy? by Dubbers reviews
We all know this: John Watson's mother must have been one hell of a woman to raise a son who could put up with Sherlock. Or '5 people who aren't John's mum, and 1 who was plus another one who isn't '
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
There's this Saying about Curiosity by skyflyte12 reviews
"You should be dead!" the old woman that had healed her after almost killing her days earlier shouted hysterically. Holly pouted. What was it about people and proclaiming her Imminent Doom? HP/Naruto, fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,440 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/4/2010
Vouzles Vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soir? by Chiara Alice Vargas reviews
Francis is summoned to the bar by a drunk Englishman, and he is forced to be the one to take him home yet again lest he leave Arthur to lay in the bar, wasted and pissed. Arthur uses a really lame French pick-up line, how can Francis resist? But maybe it's just a bit too much... I have done the impossible! I have written a FrUK fanfic! /gasp FrUK, Rated M, one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Had Enough by LilyofAzra reviews
Perhaps it was the knock to the head. But Merlin would not stand down this time. He was Emrys, and it was time to acknowledge that. Morgana never knew what hit her. Bamf!Merlin. Reveal! fic. Oneshot. Because Merlin deserves to be BA. Revised 6/4/12.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 155 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Ashes by black.k.kat reviews
Sometimes lives are burned to ash. Those who survive have to pick up the pieces and move on. Some times are easier than others. For Ianto Jones, this is about as far from easy as it can get, but he's not alone anymore. Immortal!Ianto fix-it series. Reposted.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 4,978 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
I Think I Love My Babysitter by Unmasked Tomatoes reviews
Lovino never thought he might like the idea of having a babysitter. M for yaoi, cursing, Toni being his normal pedo self. SpaMano, GerIta. Human Names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,064 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Do not stand at my grave and weep by black.k.kat reviews
The 456 made a mistake when they threatened Earth's children - there was another force out there, older and far more powerful, that wanted those children protected. Ianto Jones awakens in the fairy world, charged with one task: safeguarding the Chosen Ones. But returning from the dead is never easy.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,301 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Ice Palace by jaqtkd reviews
Camelot is freezing - quite literally - My first multi-parter, set after series 3. Includes Powerful!Merlin, magic reveals & light romance. Edited May 2012.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,781 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Merlin - Complete
Naming The Truth by AkoyaMizuno reviews
It started when Kaitou Kid found a flu ridden Kudo Shinichi on a rooftop. Where it went after that is something else altogether. Shinichi x Kaito. Shinichi x Ran. Kaito x Aoko.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,738 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
Sexcapades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
America brings home a surprise for England, which starts a pattern of sexy events. Collection of loosely connected oneshots for England and America Unabashed PWP collection, variety of kinks, don't like don't read. Yaoi, many lemons, UKUS RP with PD and I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
What He Means To Me by Kisa2012 reviews
A story about how Germany begins realize his feeling for Italy, only to become guilty about his and Italy's past HRE/Chibitalia . Touching brotherly scenes also.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Little Carried Away by 9mm Meg reviews
Francis is having a hard time coaxing a decent love scene from his leading actors, but Alfred and Arthur manage to deliver a better take than he'd hoped for when left to their own direction. USUK, AU, old KM de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mr Carriedo by PinkYaoi135 reviews
Lovino is failing Spainish class... Request Fic for SpeckledMe!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Pit Stop at Cambria by Lucillia reviews
Oneshot side story to Team WHAT? !. While Dean was in Kansas getting his Grace back, Satan, I mean Sam, encountered the BAU team while hunting in California.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Sam W., D. Rossi - Complete
Full by JustJasper reviews
Reid is obsessed with fake babymaking sex. Regular universe, no mpreg. PWP
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/4/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Ma'tu Kanata by Sora Moto reviews
Takes place at the end of the second season episode called 'Spirits'. An unexpected stranger returns from Tonani's planet after Tonani returns. What is his relation to the guest that comes from the pentagon in response to his arrival?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Canada - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan and Into? by Lucillia reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley flee to another universe to escape an apocalypse, and end up finding themselves in the middle of a heavenly civil war.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Aziraphale, Castiel
Wings of a Dove, Quick as a Bullet: Drabbles by Glowing Glasses reviews
These are my collections of ShinKai drabbles. They're written as they come to me - like renegade bunnies - and I'll post them right here. Main Pairing, obviously: Shinichi/Kaito. Tis slash.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 34,031 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Titanic on Twitter by magik-blood reviews
What if the Edwardian passengers aboard the RMS Titanic were capable of the social networking site twitter? A lot of nonsense. #crack
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 463 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Zombies vs Unicorns! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
It's an argument as old as time itself: Zombies or Unicorns? America and England disagree over which is better, which leads to an utterly stupid argument, a sex ban, and UST of the highest degree. Which frustrated country will break first? USUK two-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Kindergarten ANBU by soprano-in-waiting reviews
After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,491 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 3,415 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Real Gone by DestinyShiva reviews
He didn't want to be the favorite. He didn't want to be singled out. But he hated seeing those blue eyes turn to others, he wanted them only on him. 1950's Post-war USUK PWP, Co-Written with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,982 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Return To Me by Measured reviews
When the girl turned her way their eyes met. The cup dropped to the ground, the drink forgotten. Xavin/Karolina.
Runaways - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
Wrath of sorcerers by phppsmss reviews
"Those wizards… those cold-blooded murderers, I'll never forgive them." CCSHP. SS/ET Completed
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 112,629 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Sakura K. - Complete
Prometto by ObsessiveFanNumber1 reviews
Italy sniffled a little, wiping away some of his tears. "Prometto?" Romano hesitated, then nodded. "Prometto." Chibitalia & Chibimano one-shot for their birthday. :D Please read & review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Something Went Wrong by Takara Phoenix reviews
The Minotaur is back. And he has certain plans with Percy. Minotaur/Percy slash - Sequels "The Wrong Path" and "Fixing What Is Wrong" up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 195 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Come Away With Me by Sarah1281 reviews
To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Wild Mass Guessing by Kireteiru reviews
Inspired by some of the theories on TvTropes, chapter titles taken from character description tropes there. Early bday present for Gyaku no Sekai! - Who says zanpakutou have to look like swords, anyway? Twoshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2012 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Tsuki no Waltz by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
Alfred and his friends were not normal, and now I was in on their secret. I didn't know whether I should be worried or not, especially since the words 'mates' and 'leaving' were becoming more common. USUKUS, PruCan, and other pairings. Alternate Universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,379 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Third's Fourth Pupil by Kenkon15 reviews
After Naruto gets ambushed and beaten close to death, the Third Hokage decides to take the matter into his own hands. Not since Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru had he accepted another student, but the boy was an exception. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,358 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hero Worship by Kaia Papaya reviews
Dumbledore visited Harry at the Dursleys to deliver his Hogwarts letter, rather than leave it to fate. What he found distressed him immensely and he made a few suggestions to Harry that will have long lasting implications. Features a flummoxed Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Handcuffed to the Metaphorical Radiator by Elske reviews
Giftfic for the AMAZING fmapreshwab, who wanted Juliet to have Shawn and Lassy locked together in a room to work out their differences. It's gonna be epic. At least, that's the plan. Shassie slash, of coursee. Eventually.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
A Counseling For A Detective And A Doctor by TChallaInTheBathTub reviews
Prompt: A neighbor called the police when Sherlock shot the wall. Sherlock and john got arrested/questioned for domestic violence and end up in marriage counseling. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Facets of a Gem by peppymint reviews
My MK and DC drabbles. Some good, some not so good. If you feel inspired feel free to add on to an idea in your own story. I do not own anything.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 51,036 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Kaito K. - Complete
Donation by XxMildredxX reviews
Harry and Clara decide to have a baby. They want the father to be someone tall, handsome and clever. Harry knows just the man. The only question is, how much persuasion will it take to get Sherlock to agree to donate? Fluff of the sweetest kind.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lights, Cameras, Action! by Alaena F. Dragonstar reviews
The public roars with excitement at the news of a new movie being made starring everyone's idol, the master thief Kaitou KID. And who should they ask to play the part but the rising star of the magical stage, Kuroba Kaito. :KaiShin:
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Glowing Glasses reviews
This is where my smutty stories/chapters are going, to keep them separate from my relatively innocent ShinKai stories. Summaries of each story/chapter are inside. The First Entry: The Sleeping Psyche. Enjoy, you perverts! XD
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 119 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
Bait and Switch by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Lucifer's greatest sin was pride. After millennia in the Cage, did he really think Gabriel wouldn't learn anything new?
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
It Goes Without Saying, Baby by Thrice Written reviews
A compilation of my Sweethearts Week 2012 one-shots from the USxUK LJ Community. Categories will range from romance to fantasy to angst and back again, but two things will remain consistent: our beloved boys, and LOTS of smut. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,567 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fragmented Library by NinjaMoogle reviews
A repository for Kinkmeme de-anons and also for a few story ideas that would otherwise never see the light of day. Mostly UKUS, with UK Eng Scot Wales /US, UKChina, and Finland/Sweden so far. Everything ranging from wingkink to dubcon to genfic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/6/2012 - England/Britain, America
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
Scary Movies and Ahoges by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
America and England watch a scary movie. Upon America freaking out, England discovers a very interesting trait about Nantucket. What will he do with this new discovery? UKUS; Rated M for language and smexy times. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Aithusa Makes It Happen by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur, AU of episode 4x04 'Aithusa'] Gwaine is observant, Aithusa just thinks they're all very silly and apparently the whole of Camelot ships the Prince and his Manservant. But, then again, who is really surprised?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Arthur, Merlin] Aithusa - Complete
Risk by JustJasper reviews
Written for the CM Prompt Meme r3: AU on LJ. Morgan is a high-end escort, Reid is a client. Feelings happen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Always Us by KrisEleven reviews
They were meant to be together, but what if Niko had not saved them? What would they have become then? Dark!Circle written for icecreamlova.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 361 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
225 Years by lightwolfheart reviews
It had been 225 years and he hadn't aged a day. Then again, if Jack were to say it was weird then he would have been a hypocrite. But what he didn't get was what Ianto had to do with any of this.
Crossover - Torchwood & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J., England/Britain, America - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Teenage Mouse reviews
He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,467 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Daddy America by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
An accident occurs with a spell and England is transformed into an amnesiac child. France leaves him in America's care. America is unsure how to handle this. NON-SHOTA DESPITE THE RATING. RATING IS FOR LATER.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,970 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When Pandora's Box Is Opened by mangaluva reviews
After two long years as Conan, the time has finally come for the ancient battle to come to an end, and fate will determine whether the Silver Bullet will survive the shot, unless Shinichi can put his faith in the enemy that was destined to be his ally...
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 299,231 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Russia wants babies. America is not amused. Crack, one-sided RusAme rated M for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/14/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
I Could Have Danced All Night by Salmon reviews
Belarus teaches Liechtenstein to dance so she can attend an upcoming ball. Fluffy romance occurs...as fluffy as Belarus gets anyhow. BelarusxLiechtenstein
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Belarus, Liechtenstein - Complete
The Snakes in Guise by Kira the DaySlayer reviews
Common story with a major twist. The Golden Trio, due to various reasons, are dark Slytherins to the core. A story about what happens in their first year. Has some naughty language and dark themes! Pre-threesome ? Future Trio-ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,253 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 269 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
Best to say nothing by Rex Tims reviews
Eleven year old Harry's heading to Hogwarts and his mouth's shut. Since it makes his life simpler with the Dursleys, at his old school and everywhere else, why not be a mute wizard? A little solidarity can go a long way even when no one else understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 523 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P.
AXISMUT by Spasgo reviews
Ménage à Trois of our Axis Powers. Germany/Japan/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Case of the Missing Necklace by Gryvon reviews
Sequel to The Case of the Missing Conventioneers. Shawn's next case is right up his supernatural alley - a possibly cursed necklace goes missing from the Santa Barbara Museum with no trace of who took it.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,466 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Rival vs Assistant by MistressOfTime1218 reviews
With Kaito taking on the role of Lupin, and Hakuba playing the part of Watson, who will win over the heart of the Sherlock Holmes known as Shinichi Kudo?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,450 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
Next Time, I Call Shotgun by Artie Fowl reviews
Shawn was looking at him again, a half smile formed on his face; a look Lassiter decided he didn't care for, "Your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anyone. I'm really good at keeping secrets; even better at being one." Somewhat of a PWP. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
How the Elrics Stole Miniskirtmas by Winds of Water reviews
...or at least made a valiant attempt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Why Can't We Not Be Sober by Konata101 reviews
England is drunk. And stuck in a closet with America. A closet full of sex toys and stuffed animals. They also come out of the closet. Shameless PWP, public humiliation, kinky stuff. USUK in that order. GASP!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Come and Get It by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*USUK, RusPru* Alfred and Ivan return home to find their lovers in a very stimulating position. Cue smut. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 15,676 - Follows: 4,286 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Endless Desire by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Hp/FMA crossover. Baby Harry Potter died that faithful Halloween night and appears before the Gate, sensing the childs inherent SIN, Truth sends him back with a little 'gift'. Greed!Harry, Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry. M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,190 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Greed
Mi Piaci perché Mi Piaci by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
When Feliciano is 'rescued' by Ludwig, he decides they're going to be together! Ludwig's reticence is just a minor bump in the road...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/2/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Four can be fantastic! by misanthrope1 reviews
When a broody England isolates himself, it's up to Canada, America, and France to help! USxEnglandXFrancexCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love is Pretty by Taisi reviews
Mermaids like things that are precious and beautiful; jewels that glow in the right light and gold that shines. Alfred, however, finds beauty in much different things; laughter and green eyes, to start with. AU, Merman!Alfred, UkUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Yay for Fire by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Let's just say Roy has his moments... Roycentric drabbles, mainly RoyEd and many other pairings!...And just much random fluffehness! Expect EVERYTHING!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
Demon by Kqurota Hestaine reviews
Kenpachi and Yachiru continue their journey. Sequel to "Nameless".
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Dark Knight and the Brit Wonder by DestinyShiva reviews
Late Hetaween 2011 fic. As the party ends its peak, a certain superhero thinks that it's about time that he and his sidekick get a little one-on-one. USUK in that order. RP with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dirge in Marriage by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Colonial America decides that he's going to woo England. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he doesn't really understand what that means.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 3,557 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Hello, This Is by Gosangoku reviews
Maybe it's a bad idea for me to work at a suicide hotline when I'm only really hiding my own problems... - Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Armani Suits by Sunni D. Lockhart reviews
When he wants to dress like a girl, he's adorable. When he wants to dress like a man, he's sexy. How can one being be so attractive as either gender?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Pán Zla by MytagoSeeker reviews
Hetalia!HP!crossover. Záznam několika rozhovorů Lorda Voldemorta s entitou známou jako Anglie z doby, kdy byl tento národ Voldemortovým vězněm.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Czech - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Voldemort, England/Britain - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 4,646 - Follows: 1,003 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Five Times the Winchesters Saw Through The Mist by bulletproof trucker hats reviews
Just a collection of barely connected drabbles, where Sam and Dean encounter the world hiding behind the Mist. No spoilers for much of anything. Reviews are always appreciated.
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Tomorrow by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
England is visiting America, but America is preoccupied with thinking about the sex that always comes on their first morning. However, this time it turns out... differently than expected. M for sex although not really smut , language, and too much fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tease by Childish Sadism reviews
It was his biggest kink, maybe the only thing that could truly make him reach his limit and Alfred was so good at it. SHAMELESS PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Hot Babysitter by Ellarose C reviews
He stares at his babysitter, the neighbour boy who charmed his demon brother before their parents died years ago and helps Arthur keep track of him while he's at work or school or both, and wonders if this is what his life has come to. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Valentine's Day by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
America, being his usual self, manages to upset England on Valentine's Day. England gets drunk and falls asleep before America comes round to make amends. Things just seem to go from there. UKUS oneshot. Lemony goodness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 9,889 - Follows: 4,477 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Unexpectedly Sweet by Blind writer reviews
Written for DC Kinkmeme. A prank backfires, and Kid finds himself on the receiving end of a far-too-potent drug. Now, he just needs to figure out how to safely pay Akako back for that lovely additive he borrowed. Explicit, KidCon.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Into the Rabbit Hole: Story Ideas by Paladeus reviews
Various ideas and drabbles for stories that are available for use by anyone willing to follow the guidelines. Some are starter chapters for my challenges available from my profile in my Forum. Most are H/Hr/L. Ask if you want to change anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 145,043 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Becoming Mine by misanthrope1 reviews
America and Canada claim what rightfully belongs to them. US/UK Canada/France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tired of Waiting by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Canada is a young nation, forged in quests for glory and wars overseas. His was a land that could be both cruel and beautiful. Every country was waiting with baited breath to see who Canada would become but... Prussia was tired of waiting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,615 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hetalia Pairings by AmericanFangirl200 reviews
This will contain excessive amount of yaoi. As in, boy/boy. It will also contain USUK, Giripan, Spamano, GerIta, PruCan, RoChu, and a few others. This is a ONE OFF. Thanks xxxAmine4everxx
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
A Circle Has No Beginning by Gyaku no Sekai reviews
AU-ish. A circle has no beginning and no end. In a sense, neither do they. And so, the cycle continues. Kenpachi/Yachiru, T for implied things.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Deep Into The Woods, A Bargain Was Struck by Deminos reviews
AU. SMUT. UsUk. Fluff. Poor were-lamb Arthur, lost, injured and separated from his flock. What else was he to do but accept the aid of the friendly and loud were-wolf Alfred? A reluctant deal is made and a new friendship borne. Will have sequel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 1,165 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Grand Theft Vessel by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Dean just killed the Whore, and things look bleak, so he goes to the bottle. It just so happens that drunk-Dean is a certified genius.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Young by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Arthur feels young when Alfred is near. Written for friend online.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Texts From Last Night by TenshiXXX reviews
Because the Hetalia cast is incapable of having a night out without embarrassing themselves and leaving evidence of their collective shame. Featuring Spamano, FrUK, PruCan, RusAm, AusHun, et al.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Homophobia Is Gay USUK by ListenToAutumn reviews
Alfred F. Jones, sophomore and self-porclaimed hero, is known for his over-confident ladies-man attitude. But one day something clicks in him. He's gay. Fail Summary. USUK and other pairings. Smut and Cussing! My two favorite things!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Yami no Hedwig by Fox Moonshadow reviews
Given a second chance, a former Yami must look after his new Light. This would be easier without the feathers. Drabble-ish. Non-Linear One-Shots.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,677 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hedwig, Yami Bakura
Yet to Come by the monochromatic reviews
Romano lies back and thinks of Spagna. Shameless porn born of the Kink Meme: you've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
World War Uke by Moczo reviews
England and Germany fight over who has the better boyfriend. America and Italy just want to find The Atmosphere. Contains UKUS, GerIta, some Franada, and a healthy dose of crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [England/Britain, America] [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Naked Frenchmen, Angry Germans by Row the Boat reviews
In which Italy reflects upon how attractive Germany can be when angry, and Germany later proves it to France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Fate, Chance, and the Master of Death by Lens of Sanity reviews
In which Harry is ever so slightly better at Occlumency. Not much though, like one percent better. Oh, and he's lucky too, very lucky. Set late in the Deathly Hallows. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Bloodsucker by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 579 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Napkin by ButterFish reviews
Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 3,415 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
The Full Monty by Yamino Tenshi 202 reviews
USUK - Doujin based - A drunken England invades America's house with hopes of seducing the other; Yet, this is normal. America stares at the other pitifully, wondering if this is all his fault. Fail summary. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
The Night Shift by Sunni D. Lockhart reviews
Dani, an ER physician, tends to have strange nightly medical adventures with an interesting gay couple, who clearly don't know how to have NORMAL sexual relations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
By Sunlight by Landstradd reviews
The Potters prepared for the worst when they went into hiding, and the most intelligent member of the Marauders was never mistrusted because of a rumor. Events after Halloween change and Harry is raised by people who care. 4th Year AU, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,321 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P.
Shakespeare is Gender Confused by Tamer Lorika reviews
A record of the first time that Toris met a very convincing girl, and how he found out that he was sadly mistaken as to her gender. And how he figured out it really didn't matter. Not a Genben.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
The Dead Man in the Lab by Sameuspegasus reviews
There's a dead man in Booth's interrogation room, and he's having an argument with an angel of the Lord. AU Post Season 5 SPN.Gen, veering dangerously towards Dean/Cas.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,229 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Dean W., L. Sweets - Complete
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A Wonderful World Of Magic reviews
Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious possibly immortal Canadian. Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time or for the same people. Chaos ensues. Oh, and by the way, the Dark Mark totally doesn't look good in pink.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,660 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/3/2020 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Luna L., England/Britain, Greece
Shadow Bride reviews
Kozmotis Pitchiner wasn't just the Golden Army's greatest warrior but a father as well. Pitch Black takes great advantage of the former fact and has suppressed the latter for quite some time, but it all changes when he meets a lonely winter spirit named Jack Frost. After all, who would make a better match for the Nightmare King than a Lady of Winter? fem!Jack x Pitch
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,185 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 2/18/2018 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Jack Frost, Pitch]
Schismatic reviews
"Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one." Unfortunately, Occam's Razor rarely applies where the Detective of the East is concerned. Edogawa Conan has a secret known to only one person. But after a startling KID heist, his secret may not be so safe anymore, and he is left with few choices that will not lead to blood and death...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 2/4/2011 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H.] Saguru H.
Through the Shattered Glass reviews
Aoko meets an interesting girl who might possibly be cursed. (Entry for the second Prompt Exchange over at Poirot Cafe)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Ran M., Aoko N. - Complete
Everyone Has a Zombie Apocalypse Plan reviews
And I mean /everyone/. Not many expect to have to put it into action though, and no one expects to have to protect their idiotic best friend's secret identity when it happens.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Kaito K., Aoko N.
Senpai reviews
Conan has the best and worst friends ever. (Entry for the first Prompt Exchange over at Poirot Cafe)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Mitsuhiko T., Ayumi Y., Genta K. - Complete
Message reviews
Post Movie 19. Heiji and Conan both have words with KID concerning certain events. The Task Force spectates.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H., Kaito K., OC - Complete
Jealousy reviews
This heist was, simply put, a disaster. Not for KID, oh no, but for the people chasing him? Oh yeah. Spoilers for the second Lupin III vs. Conan special.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Love and Terror reviews
When the treasure hunter, Matsumoto, puts a knife to her neck, Sonoko's heart nearly stops. Spoilers for Movie 11: Jolly Roger in the Deep Azure.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2015 - [Sonoko S., Ran M.] - Complete
Down to Earth reviews
Percy blames Zeus, personally. I mean, he blames Zeus for a lot of things, but this time it was definitely his uncle's fault.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Deception reviews
They're on a camping trip. It's /always/ a camping trip.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ai Haibara/Shiho M. - Complete
In the Arms of Death reviews
All the close brushes Shinichi has had with death have their consequences, and the poison known as Apotoxin 4869 did more than just shrink him. There's more at stake here than just his life and those around him, though it isn't as though they don't matter. Of imminent importance is whether he can hold onto his humanity. [But shh, what he doesn't know won't kill him :)]
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M., Kaito K.
smol murder family reviews
When Root is in Tokyo saving Daizo, they stumble onto an undercover FBI operation. This wouldn't be so bad if the operation in question didn't involve a little girl who reminds Root so much of herself, and she needs little prompting from the Machine to "rescue" Ai Haibara from the FBI's inept clutches.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/24/2015 - [Root, S. Shaw] Ai Haibara/Shiho M.
It Was a Normal Day on the Enterprise reviews
Commander William Riker has dealt with some crazy things over the years, but this just about takes the cake. Err, lemon pie?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2015 - W. Riker
SG13: Intro to Bad Luck reviews
The SGC's bad luck team consists of Major Tyler Reece, sharpshooting worrywart, Lt. Kira Feldin, self-proclaimed ninja and otaku, and Muki Huzanaka, an alien teen obsessed with striped sweatshirts and pudding. This is their tale, the tale of SG-13.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,811 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 7/8/2009
The Cupcake Incident reviews
Shinichi just wants to bake. Kaito just wants... well, Shinichi. Referenced in Chapter 4 of "Stop Poking Logic Shaped Holes in My School!"
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.] Heiji H., Saguru H. - Complete
The Misadventures of Hunter Jack O'Neill 2 Point 0 reviews
A collection of (mostly) unconnected oneshots detailing Jack O'Neill's clone's more supernaturally inclined run-ins.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 6/4/2014 - D. Jackson, Jonathan O., Sam W., Dean W.
The Adventures of Jack and Pitch's Spawn reviews
In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly. This affects things. For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid. They are, understandably, quite annoyed, while Conall is just bored and hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ, depending on who you ask.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, OC
A Meitantei's Musings and a Magician's Melodramas reviews
SG-chan's own collection of DCMK drabbles/oneshots. Mostly KaiShin, along with gratuitous amounts of crack. Specific entries rated separately. Chapter 59: Eagle One
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 10/21/2009 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.]
PokéDrabbles reviews
Drabbles of all ships and ratings - but only featuring Pokémon Special/Adventures manga characters! Fifth: Chosenshipping: Green x Silver.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011
Bittersweet reviews
Between fighting a civil war and keeping an eye on Crowley, Raphael isn't sure whether to be elated or devastated at the return of his long-absent brother.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Gabriel, Raphael - Complete
Best Laid Plans reviews
Alternatively titled: Carlton has no clue why he even tries anymore. When Shawn and Juliet agree to go after the same thing together, the rest of the world shudders in fear. Carlton just wonders what he did to deserve this.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Shawn S., Juliet oH., Carlton L.] - Complete
Made for Flying reviews
There is a big difference between riding Toothless, and riding Air Jack. Hiccup should really know that by now, but hindsight is 20/20. Fem!Hijack
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
The Biggest Loser reviews
In which Pitch is doing a bad job of sticking to his guns, Jack is aware he probably has issues but doesn't really care, and regardless of which side you're on, making Tooth angry is an extremely bad idea.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Jack Frost, Pitch] Tooth - Complete
The Doctor and the Detective reviews
I was given the prompt "WhoLock with Doctor!John and Companion!Sherlock". Basically John is Nine and Sherlock is Rose. Except Sherlock is more pessimistic and much less blonde.
Crossover - Sherlock & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jumping On The Bandwagon! reviews
So I've recently become interested -read: obsessed- with Hetalia, so within are various drabbles of whatever comes to mind, ranging from fluff to smut. Requests are allowed, will mostly feature yaoi pairings. Chapter 6: Florida Export. On hiatus, see profile for more details.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011
Magical Cicadas reviews
When Rika decides to stop fighting Hanyuu steps in and sends her into the body of infant Harry Potter. 10 years later, Rika is now going to Hogwarts. What's a miko trapped in a boy's body to do? Cause pandemonium while figuring out who to trust of course! On hiatus, see profile for more details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Harry P., Rika F.
Relics of the Tau'ri reviews
The last thing Merlin told Daniel was that his apprentice Arthur was still alive. SG-1 thinks they are looking for another Ancient, and soon find themselves caught in a worldwide chase that leads them to a secret bigger than anyone could have imagined.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - [England/Britain, America] D. Jackson
Stop Poking Logic Shaped Holes In My School! reviews
During a summer visit from Hakuba's cousin, the boys are invited to Hogwarts for Harry's sixth year. Chaos ensues as Heiji gains an admirer, Kaito tries to break into the Ravenclaw dorms, and Umbridge faces the wrath of Shinichi/Hakuba's logic. On hiatus pending rewrite.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,557 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.]
Love In G Major reviews
Aemilia Jones joined choir to run interference between her sister and Gretchen Beilschmidt, not become rivals with Alice Kirkland! But as time goes on, she can't help but come to like the British girl, and Alice doesn't think too badly of her either... On hiatus, see profile for more details.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [England/Britain, America]
Aemilia Jones and the Stubborn Brit She Tries to Woo reviews
A present for Neelh for being the 100th reviewer for AWW! She requested Nyotalia USUK/HP and SG-chan delivered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - [America, England/Britain]
Cardgate reviews
Seto is offered a very interesting contract by the US Air Force. But of course, nothing ever goes as planned, and Mutou and his merry band of Duelists end up crashing what Seto had hoped would be a nice break from their insanity. On hiatus, see profile for more details.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011
The Universe of the Four Tanteis reviews
The crew of Fushigi Yuugi has been reincarnated as people from Detective Conan/Magic Kaito! Now they have to recover their memories while trying to figure out what dastardly scheme Nakago has up his sleeve. Meanwhile, a string of puzzling murders occurs...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 37,951 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/5/2009 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M.]
A Beautiful Relationship reviews
Continuation of A Beautiful Friendship. The boys meet years after ABF. The only problem is, none of them remember each other. Kaito makes a discovery and his friendship with the others hangs in the balance... Full summary inside. KaiShin. On hiatus, see profile for more details.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] [Saguru H., Heiji H.]
Endless reviews
"Ne, Kuroba-kun, do you know how the first witch came into being?" A look inside a character who, despite her obvious violent tendencies, is not villainized enough; and a scenario all too likely to happen. Beware of quotes that don't make sense...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Akako K., Kaito K. - Complete
Millennium Treasure reviews
Ben's dad finds a document that tells of the Millennium Items, putting the gang on a collision course with the Yuugi-tachi! Meanwhile, Ian Howe has escaped from jail and wants Ben. Yes, like that. Oh, and there's apparently an 8th Item. And yaoi. Fun, ne? Discontinued
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & National Treasure - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Craving reviews
In which Gin has a craving, Vodka is confused, and there is potential blackmail information for Vermouth. Oneshot.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Gin, Vodka - Complete
The Price Paid reviews
"W-what about you?" "Tonight, Kaitou KID died, his wings clipped in flight." Angst of massive proportions with an FMA crossover. KaiShin
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2009 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Mother Knows Best reviews
"Frankly, Mother," he spat, "I don't give a damn." Just a little piece I thought up. Rated for language.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Gin, Vermouth - Complete
A Beautiful Friendship reviews
Shinichi, Kaito, Heiji, and Saguru meet as kids. Slight KaiShin undertones.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Sidetracked, eh? reviews
The boys find themselves in Canada. Slight KaiShin, HeiHaku, and KaiHei. I swear, I'm going to be shot for this.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2009 - [Heiji H., Kaito K., Saguru H., Shinichi K./Conan E.] - Complete
Hush reviews
A poem that came to me as I was doing school work. Shinichi/Conan x Ran. Angst.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2009 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M.] - Complete
Double Trouble reviews
It all started at an innocent barbecue. Now Miaka and Yui have to defeat a new evil that has risen in the UoFG by finding the warriors of the fifth god before the world of the book is destroyed for good! HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY MIKI-CHAN13.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Miaka
Kaitou KID's Fear reviews
Just a thought: What if Hakuba figured out KID's fear and used it against him during a heist?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K., Saguru H. - Complete
How Daniel Got To Atlantis reviews
This is for the people who think Daniel should've gone to Atlantis from the start, since he's the one who discovered the freakin' thing! They probably would've beat the Wraith by season 3 at least.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - D. Jackson - Complete
A Sorceress' Wish reviews
Short little poem. Akako/Kaito if you squint
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
The Curse of the Blue Jello reviews
The compiled blue jello stories. You are welcome to request more featuring the blue jello. In fact, I encourage it! My muses have been slow lately.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008 - John S.
Tears of the Sky reviews
My first ever songfic! This is a bunch of Sam drabbles, set to the song 'Stand in the Rain' by Superchick.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - S. Carter - Complete
The Curse of the Blue Jello III reviews
Sheppard destroys the blue jello! Or does he...? Third in the Blue Jello series.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - John S. - Complete
The Curse of the Blue Jello II reviews
Colonel Sheppard decides to destroy all blue jello, and Teyla wonders if he is crazy. Second in the Blue Jello series.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
The Curse of the Blue Jello I reviews
Colonel Sheppard is afraid of blue jello. Written a while back when I was a teensy bit obsessed with blue jello myself.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - John S. - Complete