SURPRISE BITCH

I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME

If the stars could stop dragging me and my tarot decks could stop calling me out that'd be great

The world may be burning down around us but my personal life isn't too bad and is getting somewhat stable, so I'm making my comeback, determined to see my fics through bc I have never actually finished a multi-chapter and wOULDN'T THAT BE GRAND???

SPLSHIMS will continue pending a rewrite/revision so there is that to look forward to in a few months.

Sadly, some plunnies have left me for the foreseeable future and thus some fics are on indefinite hiatus. Summaries of my fics (on-going and not) can be found down the page where I've updated their statuses and such. If interested in one, whether continuing it or what I had planned for it, PM me.

Name: Anna/Ase. SG-chan if you must.

Age: why do my joints pop and crack so much i'm only 23

Location: Minnesota is fucking cold i hate it

Gender: Agender, pronouns are they/she

Elsewhere on the web:

On Youtube - AseArtisan

On Etsy - AseArtisan

On DeviantArt - StargateNerd

On AO3 - StargateNerd

On Twitter - AseArtisan

My personal Tumblr - sgchan

My fic Tumblr - stargatenerd

My DCMK Tumblr - badass-princess-queer

Fav Pairings of my fav fandoms (BTW, the order doesn't matter when it comes to seme/uke; it just means that I like those two, three, etc. together):

Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

KaiShin/ConKai

ShinRan/ConRan

HeiShin/HeiCon

AkaSagu

HeiHaku

HeiShinKai/HeiConKai

KaiAo

HeiKazu

ConAi (tho for some reason I don't really like ShinShiho much...)

Sonoko/Makoto

Sera/Conan

Ayumi/Ai

Ran/Sera

Ran/Sera/Sonoko

Ran/Sera/Sonoko/Shinichi (my poly bbs (their ship name is school squad))

Ran/Sera/Sonoko/Shinichi/Heiji/Kaito/Hakuba/Aoko/Akako/Kazuha (THIS IS THE BEST POLY SHIP EVER OK I LVOE IT DON'T JUDGE ME)

Pokemon Special/Adventures manga:

Originalshipping (Red x Blue (male game rival))

Specialshipping (Red x Yellow)

Preciousmetalshipping (Gold x Silver)

Disastershipping (Yellow x Red x Blue)

Franticshipping (Sapphire x Ruby)

Sinnohshipping (Pearl x Platina x Diamond)

Isshushipping (N x Black (Touya))

Venomshipping (Koga x Blue)

Naruto:

SasuNaru

NaruHina

SasuNaruHina

NaruHaku (Male or female, doesn't matter)

GaaLee

ShikaNaru

ItaNaru

SakuSasuNaru

Hetalia: Axis Powers:

USUK/ Alfred x Arthur

GerIta/ Ludwig x Feliciano

Spamano/ Antonio x Lovino

SuFin/ Berwald x Tino

FACE/ France x America x Canada x England (me OT4 x3)

USUKCan/ Alfred x Arthur x Matthew

PoLiet/ Feliks x Toris

PruGerIta (me OT3)

Stray Trio/ USUKPan (me other OT3 xD)

PruCan/ Gilbert x Matthew

RusCan/ Ivan x Matthew

Giripan/ Heracles x Kiku (cries over their strip not having been animated yet)

Prupan/ Gilbert x Kiku

AusHun/ Roderich x Elizaveta

RusUSUK

Franada/ Francis x Matthew

France/Francis x Jeanne D'Arc

FullMetal Alchemist:

RoyEd

AlMei

Royai

RoyAlEd

AlWin

Stargate SG-1:

JackDaniel

SamDan

SamDanJack

SamPete

Teal'cJanet

ValaCam

Stargate Atlantis:

McShep

WeirZelenka

TeyRon

LorneParrish

Harry Potter:

Harry/Luna

Drarry

Harry/Hermione/Luna

Sirius/Remus

Rise of the Guardians:

BlackIce (Pitch x Jack)

Frostbite (Tooth x Jack)

Pitch x Jack x Tooth

Jack x Sandy x Pitch

Jack x Jamie

FrostBunny (Jack x Bunny)

BlackIceBelief (Pitch x Jack x Jamie)

Really I just like seeing Jack getting sexed up in general

Supernatural:

Wincestiel

Destiel (if you bash Sam while using this pairing pls fuck off)

TEAM FREE LOVE (Dean x Cas x Sam x Gabriel W00T)

Sam/Gabriel

Samifer (SHUT UP IT SNUCK U PON ME OK)

Lisa/Dean/Cas

Crossover OTPs:

Heiji Hattori x Grell Sutcliffe (my love for this comes from a Kuro/DC RP I did with KK-chan x3)

Death the Kid x Poland/Feliks (there is a fanfic in the crossover section of this site with these two - SO. MUCH. LOVE FOR THESE TWO I HAVE)

Switzerland/Vash x Riza Hawkeye (you cannot tell me they would not make an almost-Prussia-AWESOME-level couple, or at least besties)

England/Arthur x Queen Guenevere (because you cannot convince me otherwise that Iggy was not King Arthur! Though depending on the story, he may or may not have been Merlin as well...)

Fem!Prussia x Akako (because they would be so incredible together don't disagree you know they totally would be!)

Gabriel x Clone!Jack O'Neill (I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THSI JUST KINDA HAPPENED??? I'M NOT SURE HOW OR WHY BUT IT DID SOMEONE PLS HLEP)

Info and summaries about stories currently posted:

Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Atlantis and Supernatural

Title: The Misadventures of Hunter Jack O'Neill 2.0

Summary: A collection of (mostly) unconnected oneshots detailing Jack O'Neill's clone's more supernaturally inclined run-ins/adventures. First aliens, and now the Apocalypse? Jon's life fucking sucks.

Status: In-progress (sporadic updates)

Pairings: Clone!Jack/Clone!Daniel, Clone!Jack/Gabriel, implied Wincest, implied Clone!Jack/Daniel

Fandom: Rise of the Guardians

Title: The Adventures of Jack and Pitch's Spawn

Summary: In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly. This affects things. For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together. Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something. Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.

Status: In-progress (hiatus rn)

Pairings: BlackIce, OCOC(ish)

Fandom: Rise of the Guardians

Title: Shadow Bride

Summary: Kozmotis Pitchiner was the Golden Army's greatest warrior, but he was also a father. While Pitch Black takes great advantage of the former fact, he is saddled with such dreadful feelings involving the latter. He's been able to suppress it for quite some time, since it would really be a Bad Idea for the Bogeyman to raise a child, much less father one, but it all changes when he meets a lonely winter spirit named Jack Frost. After all, who would make a better match for the Nightmare King than a Lady of Winter? Fem!Jack x Pitch

Status: In-progress

Pairings: BlackIce

Fandom: Hetalia Axis Powers and Harry Potter (w/appearances from Torchwood and Doctor Who)

Title: A Wonderful World (Of Magic)

Alternate Title: Harry Potter and the Year I Met My Country Which Was A Bit More Underwhelming Than You'd Think

Summary: Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious (and possibly immortal) adorable Canadian who haunts his dreams, sending said Canadian's brother into a murderous rampage. Meanwhile, Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker. Chaos ensues. Oh, and by the way, the Dark Mark totally doesn't look good in pink.

Status: In-progress

Pairings: USUK, PruCan, TMRCan (onesided), Giripan, SuFin, SeaLat, PoLiet, GerIta, Spamano, AusHun, HarryLuna, FranScot, TurkeyOC

Fandom: APH/SG-1

Title: Relics of the Tau'ri

Summary: The last thing Merlin told Daniel was that his apprentice Arthur was still alive. SG-1, believing they are looking for another Ancient, soon find themselves caught in a world-wide chase that leads them to a secret bigger than any of them could have ever imagined.

Status: In-progress (currently on hiatus)

Pairings: UKUS, RuCho, Franada, PruGerIta, Spamano, Giripan, JackDaniel

Fandom: Hetalia Axis Powers

Title: Love in G Major

Summary: Aemilia Jones joined choir because she wanted to run interference between her sister and Gretchen Beilschmidt, not become rivals with Alice Kirkland! But as time goes on, she can't help but come to like the British girl, and Alice doesn't think too badly of her either...

Status: On indefinite hiatus

Pairings: USUKUS, PruCan, Giripan, SuFin, DenNor, GerIta, Spamano, PoLiet, HongIce, Nyotalia!HongIce (ask me how having both in a fic is possible, I dare you :D), OCOC, onesided RusAme, onesided Turpan, onesided BelRus

Fandom: Pokémon Special/Adventures manga

Title: PokéDrabbles

Summary: Drabbles of all ships and ratings - but only featuring Pokémon Special/Adventures manga characters! Because that is SG-chan's new obsession Manga is soooo much better than the anime...

Status: Updated sporadically

Pairings: Pretty much anything and everything under the sun

Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Title: Schismatic

Summary: “Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one.” Edogawa Conan has a secret known to only one person. But after a startling event at a KID heist, his secret may not be so safe anymore, and he is left with few choices that will not lead to blood and death. What he didn’t expect was for someone who knows exactly what he’s going through to be there for him, to help him and to guide him through the darkness…

Status: In-progress

Pairings: HeiShin/HeiCon, AkaSagu

Fandom: Hetalia Axis Powers

Title: Jumping On the Bandwagon!

Summary: So I've recently become interested -read: obsessed- with Hetalia, so within are various drabbles of whatever comes to mind, ranging from fluff to smut. Requests are allowed, will mostly feature M/M pairings.

Status: Updated sporadically

Pairings: Anything and everything - but refer to my list of preferred pairings up above when requesting, please.

Fandom: Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni and Harry Potter

Title: Magical Cicadas

Summary: Rika has grown tired of fighting against Fate repeatedly, only to obtain the same result each time. However, when she decides to simply give up, Hanyuu decides to step in and sends Rika into the body of one Harry Potter, age 1, right at the moment Voldemort casts the Killing Curse. Now, ten years later, Rika is going to Hogwarts, only to discover that she is not the only one to have ended up in a different body. What’s a millennia-old miko who is trapped in a boy’s body to do? Why, cause as much chaos as she can while figuring who she can trust, of course!

Status: In-progress (currently on hiatus)

Pairings: HanyuuxRikaxSatoko, ShionxKeiichixMion, RemusxSirius, onesided RenaxSeverus (it makes sense in context)

Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Atlantis and Yu-Gi-Oh

Title: Cardgate

Summary: Seto Kaiba is offered a very interesting job contract with the US Air Force. After all, learning about aliens is nothing compared to finding out you were an Egyptian High Priest in your past life, and that magic is real. But of course, nothing ever goes as planned, and Mutou and his merry band of Duelists end up crashing what Seto had hoped would be a nice break from their insanity. Oh, yes, and apparently there’s some evil crazy lady named Adria who’s convinced that she needs to kill them.

Status: In-progress (currently on hiatus)

Pairings: YamiYugi, BakuraRyou, MarikMalik, SetoJou, JackDaniel, OCOC, McShep, ValaCam, Teal'cHarem (yes, you read that correctly)

Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito and Harry Potter

Title: Stop Poking Logic-Shaped Holes In My School!

Summary: Spawned from Chapters 26-30 of Meitantei and Magician. The boys receive a letter inviting them to Hogwarts. Chaos abounds as Umbridge returns only to face the wrath of Shinichi and Hakuba's logic. Heiji gains a furry, unwanted, annoying admirer. Kaito and Luna become partners-in-crime when the thief tries to sneak into the Ravenclaw dorms, and many people come to the conclusion that Harry, who takes every opportunity to glomp Draco, is quite possibly insane. And wait, what's this about Pandora being a Horcrux?

Status: On hiatus (but hey The Cupcake Incident has now been revealed in a separate oneshot of the same name)

Pairings: KaiShin, Drarry, RonHermione, SaguHei, KazuNev, RanAkaAo, and a surprise Ai pairing that probably no one will ever guess!

Fandom: National Treasure and Yu-gi-oh

Title: Millennium Treasure

Summary: Ben's dad finds a document that speaks of the Millennium Items, though only as treasure, not as extremely powerful and badass weapons that could destroy the world. In Ben, Riley, and Abby's quest to find the treasure, their intentions collide with that of the Yuugi-tachi, who intend to guard the Millennium Items, seeing as how they are extremely powerful and badass weapons that could destroy the world. Oh, yes, and Ian Howe is back, and he wants Ben. Yes, like that. And apparently there is an 8th Millennium Item, and its whereabouts is located in American currency.

Status: Discontinued

Pairings: YYxY, SxJ, BxR (maybe MxM, BxRxMxM, Briley, Brilabby)

Note: If you want to adopt this let me know and I'll give you my notes for it. Be warned, it's kinda cracky.

Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Title: A Beautiful Relationship

Summary: A continuation of my oneshot 'A Beautiful Friendship', since there've been requests to continue it. And the plunnies won't leave me alone (sweatdrop). The boys are in high school now, and meet again after many years. The only catch? Though there is a vague sense of familiarity, none of them remember being friends before. As their memories start coming back, however, they discover a huge conspiracy, along with the fact that Kaito's father did, in fact, not die an accidental death during one of his magic shows; it was murder.

Status: On indefinite hiatus

Pairings: KaiShin, SaguHei, RanEi, SonokoMakoto, AokoSera

Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Title: A Meitantei's Musings and a Magician's Melodramas

Summary: SG-chan's own collection of DCMK drabbles and oneshots. Main pairing will be KaiShin, and gratuitously large amounts of crack. Will update on whims.

Status: Updated sporadically

Fandom: Detective Conan and Fushigi Yuugi

Title: The Universe of the Four Tanteis

Summary: The Fushigi Yuugi crew have been reincarnated as people from Detective Conan/Magic Kaito! Now they have to recover their memories while figuring out who they can trust. Meanwhile, Nakago has some dastardly plan up his sleeve as a mysterious string of murders comes to light, where all the victims, somewhere on their bodies, have a tattoo; a tattoo of a Celestial Warrior...

Status: In-progress (currently on hiatus)

Pairings: ShinRan, HeiKazu, KaiAo, SaguAka, AiMitsu, SatoTakagi, EiSon

Fandom: Fushigi Yuugi

Title: Double Trouble

Summary: It all started at an innocent barbecue. now Miaka and Yui have to defeat a new evil that has risen in the UoFG by finding the warriors of the fifth god, Huan-Long. But can they find the warriors and all keep their happy endings before the world of the book is destroyed for good?

Status: Discontinued (lemme know if you wanna adopt it)

Pairings: MiaTama, HotoNur, AmiOC, ChiKou, SuYui

Upcoming stories (Don't expect them anytime soon, though!):

Fandom: APH/SGA

Title: No, this is not an excuse to indulge my size kink, what would ever make you think that? (Not actual title, pending approval)

Summary: A race that could hold the key to defeating the Wraith is discovered when SGA-1 comes across a strange so-called magician and his charge.

Status: Will write sometime in the future

Pairings: USUK, RusCan, NiCho, FranceJeanne, PruHunAus, McShep

Fandom: Naruto and Bleach x-over

Title: Death, Demons, and Magic

Summary: Gai's twin sister, Kaede Maito, returns to Konoha shortly before the Chuunin exams with her own team: Mai Hanasou, Daiki Mitsuni, and Tsukiko Natsukage. The havoc and events that trail in their wake will make Orochimaru, the Akatsuki, Aizen, and other random bad guys wish they'd listened to their mothers and become dentists.

Status: Will write sometime in the future

Pairings: LeeOC, OCOC, SakuOC, NaruHina, GaaSaku, SasuOC, KakaOC

Fandom: Hetalia Axis Powers

Title: Spellbound

Summary: Ludwig Beilschmidt is new at Roman's Gifted, and it's just his luck that he gets partnered with the class klutz, Feliciano Vargas. Not everything is as it seems at Roman's Gifted though, and everyone has their secrets - especially Feliciano, who, as Ludwig gets to know him, is an enigma all on his own.

Status: Will write sometime in the future

Pairings: ItaGer (yes you read right), Spamano, UKUS, RoChu, RomeGermania, PruCan, FranceJeanne, PoLiet, SuFin, SwissPanLeich (yes, you read right), GreeceTurkey, DenNor, BelSey

Fandom: Pokemon Special/Adventures manga

Title: Untitled (If anyone has any ideas, please PM me. It's a Next Generation Fic, if that helps you any ;)

Summary: It has been fifteen years since the defeat of Team Galactic and the Dexholders have all started their own families. In the past, these extraordinary young men and women were able to defeat all that stood in their path through the bonds of friendship they formed, bonds that withstood everything. But can their children survive the same obstacles as their parents, especially when the thing testing them... is time itself?

Status: Will write sometime in the future

Pairings: Preciousmetalshipping, Franticshipping, Isshushipping, Commonershipping, OCOC, OCOC

Fandom: Naruto

Title: Crimson Fox, Silver Wolf

Summary: 2 years after the Kyuubi attacked the village, a child was brought to Konoha seeking refuge. Now, ten years later Dani Duwazaka and her best friend Naruto Uzumaki have graduated from the Ninja Academy and are officially genin. On their team's first C-ranked mission, they travel to the Land of Waves where Dani was born. At the repercussions of the events that transpired, will she be able to protect the people she cares from the nearly-literal demons of her past?

Status: Will write sometime in the future

Pairings: ShikaOC, NaruHaku, GaaKyuu, IruAnko, KakaIru, possible KakaIruAnko

Fandom: Stargate SG-1

Title: Guardians of the Tok'ra

Summary: Jack's clone decides to move back to Minnesota, and ends up in a small town. At his new high school, Jon makes friends with a group of kids who have a big secret. When SG-1 gets a message from the Tok'ra saying that a Goa'uld has infiltrated an Earth school with the intention of brainwashing the students, they'll have to figure out how to stop the snake's plans. And just who are the Guardians of the Tok'ra? Are they little more than a myth? Or are they watching Jon, guiding his every move?

Status: Up for adoption, PM me for details.

Pairings: DanSam, JonOC, OCOC

Summaries and info for my Nuzlocke Quint Set (in order from first to last):

Fandom: Pokemon (Game with a teense of manga plot thrown in here and there)

Title: Crimson's Journey (FireRed)

Summary: Crimson, a young boy from Pallet Town, starts his journey to become a trainer, not knowing what obstacles await him in the form of Team Rocket and his not-so-platonic feelings for his best friend and rival Cobalt.

Status: Coming eventually

Pairings: Originalshipping (or Palletshipping if you're talking anime)

Fandom: Pokemon (Game with a teensy bit of manga plot here and there)

Title: Jade's Coming of Age (Emerald)

Summary: A young girl uprooted from her hometown in Johto decides to take the league challenge when she moves to Hoenn. Growing up fending for herself was hard enough, but no one ever told her about the deaths...

Status: Coming after Crimson's Journey is finished

Pairings: Protegeshipping

Fandom: Pokemon (Game)

Title: Fangirl's Best Friend (Diamond)

Summary: A teenage girl is sucked into the world of Pokemon to start her own Nuzlocke adventure. She didn't expect for the Pokemon of the Lake to use her as a pawn to save their world.

Status: Will be posted after Jade's Coming of Age and alongside Finding a Heart for plot reasons

Pairings: OCOC

Fandom: Pokemon (Game with some manga plot here and there)

Title: Finding a Heart (HeartGold)

Summary: Gold ran away from home to start his journey and challenge gyms. Along the way, he meets a mysterious thief who has ties to Team Rocket. Just why is Team Rocket back now, and how does his sister fit into all this?

Status: Will be posted alongside Otaku's Best Friend for plot reasons

Pairings: PreciousMetalshipping

Fandom: Pokemon (Game with teense smatterings of manga plot)

Title: Reset. Save? (Black)

Summary: She tried to forget about the strange dream she had where she fell into the Pokemon world. It was just a dream, right? But one morning she wakes up and is back in the Pokemon world. there's a bigger problem this time though. She's stuck in the body of a boy who's about to get his starter - and Touya doesn't like sharing his head.

Status: Will be posted after Finding a Heart

Pairings: Isshushipping, OCOC

Summaries and info for the SG-13 Saga:

Fandom: Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis

Title: SG-13: Bad Luck Intro (Part 1)

Summary: Meet SG-13: Major Tyler Reece, a sharpshooting worrywart with a tiny addiction to energy drinks, Second Lieutenant Kira Feldin, a disclaimed ninja with anger issues, and Muki Huzanaka, an alien with a penchant for chocolate pudding and striped sweatshirts. SG-13 is the bad luck team at the SGC, even more so than SG-1. So, it makes sense when they get sent on the Atlantis expedition to the Pegasus Galaxy, right? But how is a 'cursed' team supposed to function when everyone else on the expedition is just as bad off as them?

Status: In-progress (4 chapters up; 19-20 chapters left)

Pairings: Sheyla, DanSam, FordOC, MikoOC

Fandom: Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis w/small(ish) Supernatural and Detective Conan cameos

Title: SG-13: I Told You Not To Touch It! (Part 2)

Summary: Politics and intrigue await SG-13 as, after the major standoff against the Wraith, they are reassigned to the Milky Way Galaxy. Trouble and misunderstandings with family, psychotic clones, suspicious and sneaky MIB, and intergalactic ripoffs of televangelists are the least of their worries as a serial killer stalks Colorado Springs. But as secrets and new feelings are brought to light, can the bad luck team escape unscathed?

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Pairings: Sheyla, ZelWeir, OCOC, DanSam

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis (w/some Supernatural elements)

Title: SG-13: Love (And Denial) Are In The Air (Part 3)

Summary: SG-13 is once again in Atlantis, City of the Ancients. Dealing with enemies old and new, all normalcy is put on hold when a stasis chamber holding a mysterious girl is found. When awakened, she tells them a shocking story: a prophecy made millions of years ago, foretelling the end of the Wraith. As the entire expedition is trying to figure out how this 'Prophecy' will unfold, something heartbreakingly fragile is forming between two very unlikely people...

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Pairings: McSheyla, ZelWeir, RononOC, OCOC, MikoOC

Fandom: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, and Supernatural

Title: SG-13: Prophesied Cliche (Part 4)

Summary: With one of their own gone, SG-13 go their separate ways, scattered through different galaxies and dimensions. They won't be allowed to rest though, as there's a storm coming in the wake of a thwarted Apocalypse, and just because you're grieving doesn't mean the universe will leave you alone. Sometimes you can defy Fate, but there are times when it's better not to fight, because otherwise you'll end up with a bigger and worse mess than you started with, especially when God is a gigantic asshole.

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Pairings: McSheyla, ZelWeir, DanSam, OCOC, OCOCOC, Destiel

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Supernatural, and Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Title: TBA (Part 5)

Summary: Finding out the universe is even bigger than you imagined is pretty difficult when you've spent the last couple years in another galaxy, but learning about when on Earth makes it hit home even harder. Angels, demons, and monsters are the least of both Team Free Will and SG-13's worries when Purgatory, the home of monsters and refugees, collapses in on itself as the Universe is Restructured. Their problems aren't limited to just Earth, as the Ori invasion of the Milky Way galaxy continues with an unlikely and terrifying ally entering the scene. Matters become even more complicated when rumors of immortality reach the ears of the Trust, and what's left of SG-13 must race against Goa'uld spies, demons, the FBI, a mysterious crime organization with terrible fashion sense, a thief with even more questionable fashion, and an unnaturally smart second-grader to find Pandora before the Earth is destroyed.

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Pairings: McSheyla, ZelWeir, DanSam, OCOC, OCOCOC, Sato/Takagi, Destiel, ShinRan, KaiAo, HeiKazu

Freedom

Alone. Unwanted. Resented.

I clutch my violin in my hands, wishing with all my might that I could break it into splinters of wood, making very sure that nobody knows I feel that way.

I glance out the window. Freedom was right there, just below my nose, yet so far I still cannot reach it.

All I had to do was reach for it

And jump.

I imagine

Standing on the ledge, the wind whipping at my clothes, swirling around my standing form, tugging at my hair, all the while whistling past my ear.

I stretch out my arms and freefall, the orange lights of the city below you.

Wings snap out, catching an updraft as I soar upwards, into the dark night sky.

The night is spread before me. The twinkling stars, the midnight moon, so full and bright.

Freedom.

So beautiful, so calm.

You can let your emotions free, forget all your stress, worry, pain, torture.

A single tear slides down my cheek as I think.

I am still here.

Still intact.

Still alone.

Unwanted in the harsh world.

Resented for the words I speak through my very mouth.

Yet my mind is elsewhere

Somewhere, far away from this land of pain

I could be free

Free

Free as a bird

As I joyously soar across the sky, flying towards the moon, a wolf’s howl pierces the air.

The leaves rustled.

The moonlight brightened.

Freedom awaits me.

If you are one who wants freedom, join me.

Join the night sky.

Imagine.

Believe.

Reveal the world.

To grab onto freedom is no easy job.

It slips out of your hand, just as night changes to day.

The moon is replaced by the sun,

As freedom is replaced by boredom.

Some say I am born a psychologist.

Some say that years of emotion and hurt modeled me the way I am.

I have two completely different personalities.

One is the me who everyone calls ‘too much sugar in her coffee’

The other is Gin.

Serious, bitter, hated.

Not socially interactive.

Unmoving.

Cold. Bitter cold.

But even though I have different personalities.

The complete ‘me’ only fights towards one goal.

The ultimate.

Fight.

For.

Freedom.

StargateNerd

To all who understands

To all who fears

To all like me

The fight for freedom is a hard struggle.

If you are like me, do put this on your profile and add your name.

And now, onto random shit that has nothing to do with anything whatsoever

The Which Seme Or Uke Are You? Quiz

http:///quiz.php

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

And just for fun:

You're obsessed with Hetalia when-

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic. (Unfortunately)
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USUK", "UKUS", "GerIta", "Spamano", and "FACE" mean.
16. You end every sentence with "aru". (not every sentence...)
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like... 80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. (actually, now I REALLY wanna move to Canada...)
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (any and all of my friends will look at you strangely if you say that about me xD)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (not disagreeing with the crazy part tho x3)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm actually quite worried that I don't weigh enough)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (sometimes it seems like I'm the only one who doesn't)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (not every person, just some of them)

I'm ASEXUAL, so I MUST be totally repulsed by sex.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (ha ha ha ha ha NO)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am actually pretty anti-social...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (never said I wasn't...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (well, I try to draw anime...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (crazy and obsessed yes; haven't quite gotten to the stalker level... yet ;3)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (actually I read porn more than I watch it)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I look like a twig and I have the lowest self-esteem around. I'll give you the loud-mouthed bit tho)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Does Minnesotan count...?)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (just a couple of them)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh?

'A REAL BOYFRIEND'

When she walks away from you mad=== Follow her
When she stare's at your lips=== Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you=== Grab her and don’t let go
When she start's cursing at you=== Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet=== Ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you=== Give her your attention
When she pulls away== Pull her back
When you see her at her worst=== Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying==Just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking== Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared=== Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder=== Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favourite hat== Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you=== Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time=== reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt== Back yourself up with the TRUTH
When she says that she likes you== she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands=== Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you=== bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret=== keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes=== don’t look away until she does
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU=== SHE’S HURTING INSIDE
When you break her heart=== the pain NEVER really goes away
When she says its over=== she STILL wants you to be hers
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Let her know she's important
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; “Who’s ass am I kicking today baby?”
If you are a girl post this in your blog as 'a real boyfriend', if you are a boy post this as 'the boyfriend I wanna be'

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run -bitch - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good freind Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best freind Loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good freind hides me from the cops. A best freind is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good freind lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best freind is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good freind is only through school/college. A best freind is for life.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a key, walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-tell the truth and run

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

'If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.'

'I can picture in my minds eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it-...'
-Jack Handy

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap them for annoying you in the first place.(so many ppeople deserve this, it's not even funny)

-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

-I was thinking, while I was running...

About not hitting trees, I hope.

-The key to getting your mother to shut up!! IT'S BEEN SOLVED!! Here it is:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Unknown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. - Zenna Schaffer

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

A Poem To Stop Abuse In Relationships!

In the cover of night
Eyes glowing in deep fright
Delicate hands cover sensitive ears
As tears fall down fair cheeks

Full rosy lips parted
Harsh breaths through them departed
Slender body shook
As the night's cold air blew

Why did he do that?
Why did he yell?
Why did he turn
So cold and evil?

The comfort she seeked
From the man she adored
Was tossed out the window
When there is liquor involved

She screams and she yells
But he never hears a thing
As bottles and tables
Are thrown at her head

The only thing to do
Is run far away
But she's too weak
To stay away

He apologizes
But the words are hollow
They both know the next time
It will be that much harder

He's got an addiction
She can't stay away
A vicious cycle
That will never go away

A fragile relationship
Doomed from the start
Was the death of
A innocent soul tonight

The girl stayed too long
Blindless love was her undoing
She didn't leave
The abuse at his hand

All those in love
Must remember one thing
Never stay put
When abuse is your friend

By:fullmetal'sgirl92

Post this if you are against abuse in any relationship!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko,fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have no problem with O.C.s and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Or all of them? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as diffrent, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile. (England/the British Empire/United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland bitches! XD)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If your FMA OTP is RoyEd, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run into anything that is able to be run into, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever put a blanket over your head and pretended you were out of phase, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your teacher/classmate/principal/parent/sibling/etc. is a Goa'uld, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Misashi Kishimoto should stop torturing us already and just have Naruto hit Sasuke over the head already and drag him back to Konoha, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a plushie from any anime/manga fandom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Tok'ra and tell people about it, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: StargateNerd

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd

If you know how to read/write Ancient, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know how many times Daniel Jackson has died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Daniel should have gone to Atlantis from the beginning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to contact aliens through any means, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have, at any time, believed you were psychic, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: StargateNerd

If you cried during Meridian more than once, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the Stargate IS real and the government is just covering it up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If all you know of Yu-gi-oh comes from the abridged series, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Malik Ishtar is quite obviously gay, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your mother got you a self-help book on 'emotional healing' for fucking Christmas when she won't acknowledge/admit that she's the reason for most of the issues you might need that self-help book for, copy and paste this into your profile.

Repost this if you are a France/Francis fan. He may be a pervert, but he's our pervert!

If you learned more in one episode of Hetalia than you did in a trimester of History, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Arthur and Alfred (England/Britain and America) have a 'special relationship', copy and paste this into your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

15 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Your One and Only Wish. Do it one by one; don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you REPOST THIS BULLETIN in one hour! Do so and it will come true before your next birthday!

The Music Game

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits: Poker Face by Lady Gaga... (snicker snicker) Wooooooow...

Waking Up: Endless Summer- Cascada mix... (sigh) Some days I wish it were summer. Summer vacation to be exact.

First Day of School: I Don't Give A Damn by Avril Lavigne... Ha! Man, some days I don't give a damn, ya know?

Falling in Love: Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson... Hmm... could work, I guess. Though it more suits a break-up...

Fight Song: Knights of Cydonia by Muse... Meh, it works, I guess.

Breaking Up: Daia no Hana- Black Cat anime OP... (raises eyebrow)

Prom: How Far We've Come by Matchbox Twenty... (snicker snicker) Okay, that's just... (laughs) Nice

Life is just...OK: Beauty From Pain by Superchick... It kinda fits.

Mental Breakdown: What Hurts The Most by Cascada... Hmm, not so sure it would fit a mental breakdown. Emotional, sure, but mental? Hmm...

Driving: Malchik Gay by Tatu... O_o Okaaaay...

Flashback: His World Remix by Reid Slaughter... Awesome song, but not so sure it would fit...

Getting Back Together: Star Wars (John Williams Is the Man) by Moosebutter... O_O I am not going to ask...

Birth of Child: Alive by Superchick... I guess it makes sense. In some twisted, roundabout way...

Wedding: In the Hall of the Mountain King Techno Remix... (raises eyebrow) Not gonna ask what my MP3 is on...

Final Battle: Never Too Late by Three Days Grace... Okay, now this one makes more sense.

Death Scene: Dark Wings by Within Temptation... Huh.

Funeral Song: Everlasting Luv by BREAKERZ... Yayz, a DC song! 8D And one of my favorites to boot. I guess it'd be cool if this was played at my funeral

End Credits: Never-Ending Dream by Cascada... At least this one makes sense ;)

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are schizofrenic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive it doesn't matter which button you press; no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Teh Yaoi Fan(girl) Pledge

By SG-chan

I pledge allegiance to the banner under which we yaoi fans gather. And to the uber smexiness upon which it sits, multiple pairings loved by all, nosebleed-inducing, with condoms and lubricant and no bashing of women/girls for all.

Those Pledged: StargateNerd

RANDOM QUOTES!!

You have an extremely sick and scary mind. Why, thank you ;D -Miki-chan13 and StargateNerd

Chocolate makes everything better... except for cavities and diabetes. -StargateNerd

Nobody is a virgin; life has screwed us all. -Anonymous

Hey look; dirt! -Morwen Mai

What? Oh, so you're okay with gay guys, but not lesbian women? F--ing hypocrites. -StargateNerd

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get. -Forrest Gump

For the last goddamn time, I did not eat Mark Collins! And even if I did, I'd probably die of food poisoning! -StargateNerd to her Watson

It disappeared out of nowhere! -My Watson

Oh, what, just because a guy likes to dress effeminately and hang around with another extremely attractive man and read yaoi and flaunt his gorgeous abs and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that automatically makes him gay?? Kinda. -Malik and Bakura from Yu-gi-oh Abridged

Screw the rules, I'm in love with Joey Wheeler! -what Miki-chan13 hopes Seto from YGOTAS will say someday

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. -Thomas Szasz

I say when life gives you lemons, chuck 'em right back at him! -Calvin and Hobbes

He's not my boyfriend! He's more like a pet dog, or an annoying sidekick! -Miki-chan13

There is a fine line between genius and insanity; I have erased this line. -Oscar Levant

We gonna due' him! On motorcycles! -Dartz from Yu-gi-oh Abridged, Marik's Evil Council 3

Do what the woman says, McGee; she sleeps in a coffin. -Tony DiNozzo

Pyrrrroooooooooooooo... (cackles evilly) -StargateNerd

Yaoi fangirls are the most dangerous species known to mankind. -StargateNed

I am a bomb technician; if you see me running, try to catch up. -Anonymous

Do you want me to castrate you? -Kira Feldin

Stale pudding! -Muki Huzanaka

You groped me! Hannah asked me to get your iPod away from you. I'm going to tell your boyfriend about thi- Wait, what am I saying? Knowing him, he'd probably like this. Yeah, he would. -Tsu-chan and StargateNerd

I can't believe I got a better score than you! -Rissa to StargateNerd after we all took a 'How Perverted Are You?' quiz on Facebook

Man, just when we need giant boobs, they're not there! -Morwen Mai as we were looking up yuri bases on DeviantArt

Fuck yeah, we got a threesome! XD -Morwen Mai (now FiraKam) after we downloaded a threesome yuri base from DeviantArt

You know, I'd better get to cosplaying soon, cause otherwise I'll be too old to cosplay Satoko, Rika, Maria, and Hanyuu! (sniffs) You mean you'll grow boobs? Exactly! -FiraKam and StargateNerd

Won't let the kid touch the rifle when's he younger, he grows up to be a sniper. -Jackson Gibbs

Wait, what are you... hey, look, a tree! -Kakashi from Naruto Abridged

Why are you showing me mold porn? -Timothy McGee

If something seems too good to be true, it's best to shoot it just in case. -Fiona Glenanne

We're NCIS! We don't want candy! -Ziva David

Larry, why is there a hitman in my apartment? -Michael Westen

Lying in a crumpled heap in a parking lot; how's that pay? -Michael Westen

Hey, guys! I'm delirious and have walking pneumonia! Is it contagious? Probably. Just don't sit too close by me. -FiraKam and StargateNerd

Oh, believe me, you don't want to see her hyper. She babbles in about four different languages, one of which is gibberish. We should tape her one of these times. Ya know, other kids our age get high or drunk. We get hyper! Yeah, it's like we're getting a head start on college! -my Watson, Tsu-chan, StargateNerd, and Rissa over the subject of a hyper SG-chan x3

Because in two years I'll be legally old enough to have sex, that's why! -What I said to my sister Mary after she pestered me for ten minutes on why I could swear and she couldn't (Mary's ten, btw DX)

Huh. It's a good thing I'm Seto Kaiba, otherwise that might've actually hurt. -Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Episode 52

Oh, never mind; I thought I heard something about porn. -me sister FiraKam (formerly Morwen Mai, formerly Sere-chan - decide on a fucking name already!)

OW, I just stabbed myself with a brush! -Me sister FiraKam

We're not looking at porn! -FiraKam and me looking at a Hetalia fan's Tumblr when our sis Miki-chan came in the room x3

You know, I find it hard to concentrate on my math homework when my sister's right next to me reading gay porn. -FiraKam's comment while I was reading a USUK doujin from the Hetalia kink meme

And the party don't start till Prussia walks in! -FiraKam and SG-chan coming up with a Hetalia Tik Tok parody

The Canadian Communist party?? What??? Whyyyyyyy?? Uh, cause America's got one too? We're all such diiiicks! -StargateNerd and FiraKam as SG-chan was looking up some stuff for her school project

Damn you and your porn Dx -FiraKam

Why are all my quotes about porn???? -FiraKam

This song isn't helping. Neither is this one! This one isn't either! No, go back, I need to listen to something sung by a gay guy! -FiraKam and SG-chan (the song in question was Thanks for the Memories x3)

I should've brought my communism book. -my Watson while working on her IA project

Getting the attention of someone who recruits traitors for a living is an art. -Michael Westen

Thomas, that last line was magic. "Let there be... night." If you hear that right before you die, you know you're going to hell. -Mr. Holsen (my theater director) talking to Thomas (who played my brother in The Veldt)

Anything I don't understand I call Hetalia. -SG-chan's dad when FiraKam was being her usual psychotic self x3;;

Now Stalin, Stalin's a sneaky bastard. -Mr. Anderson, SG-chan's history teacher

Mutual blackmail; I can live with that. -SG-chan

I mean, first they've got Quasimodo singing this really pretty light song, and I'm just like, "No! I wanna hear Frollo being a douche!" -SG-chan

You stupid female dog! Why don't you just say "bitch"? Mel, he's nine! And besides, my Dragonair is a guy. Oh. Oops, sorry. Stupid male dog. -my younger brother, FiraKam, and me; a commentary of a Pokemon battle me and my little brother were having

Hey, why do I have to take social skills classes but she doesn't? She's way more anti-social than me! Because I acted smarter. -Miki-chan13 and me (my dad and I were joking about how I don't come out of my room (I honestly do, it's just warmer up there during the winter) and she decided to give us her input)

Poor Jack. All he wants is answers, but all Pitch wants is that tight shota ass. -Me while discussing a Winter Nightmares RP w/FiraKam