Blue-Rose-Has-Bloomed7
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(Changed my pen name!!)

Hi, my name is Blue-rose-has-bloomed777! I'm a teenager thats in love and addicted to Naruto and Twilight!All you really need to know is I'm a Daddys girl, and I am addicted to Dr. Pepper!

I hate shopping and refuse to wear shorts\skirts, and I love fishing for largemouth-bass, trout, croppy, and small-mouth-bass! I also love ridding my four wheeler, and a mini chopper we have!

Not much else except I am completely clumsy.

Fav anime/Manga: Ouran Highschool Host Club (Hikaru is Mine back off), Naruto (duh), Absolute Boyfriend (KYA! MINNIE NIGHT!!), Shugo Chara (Ikuto belongs to ME!), High school debut (Yes Yoh is also property of Blue Rose), Cherry Juice (that one was...odd. But stil KAWAII!!), 7th period is a secret (tht one was cute), thats all folks!! I'll keep adding as I go along.

Fav non-anime shows: Two and a half men, Simpsons, Ghost hunters, House, King of the hill, and Will and Grace (SO SAD ITS OVER!! Breaks down sobbing).

Favorite pairings- sasu\saku, naru\hina, shika\ino, neji\ten, edward/bella, amu/ikuto, tama\haru

Music\top 5 songs- COUNTRY! 1)Me and God-Josh Turner2)Cowboy Casanova-Carrie Underwood3)No reins-Rascal Flatts4)River flows through you-Yiruma5)Country man-Luke Bryan

Favorite stories you MUST read-1)Provoking Emotions-sasu\saku2)Edible Love-sasu\saku3)Silver cross-sasu\saku4)Life mate-sasu\saku5)I'd Rather Die-sasu\saku

Fav book: Twilight saga and Maximum Ride!! (I'm in love with Emmett and FANG!!)

Fav Quote: Is there life after death? Touch my truck and find out.

I'm not a very good writer so be nice!

Story status:

I'm trying to finish a story (If any) on paper first...


MUST READ

-Hurry! The bus leaves in 3 minutes! BE UNDER IT!

-Keep honking, I'm reloading.

-I have a Joke. Team Mike! -Twilight

-I love EMMETT! Everyone else is stupid cC : -Twilight

-Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.

-War doesn't decide who's right...it decides who's left...

-Friends are God's apology for family

-Opportunity only knocks once, But temptation leans on the doorbell

-The hardest battle you're gonna ever fight is the battle to just be you

-One night, I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, and thought...'where the hell is the ceiling?!' 0_0

-Oh please, I don't turn heads. I f-ing break necks! 0_-

-I'm more confused then a fifteen year old boy waking up on his grandparents front lawn, naked. o_O

-Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up!" : 0

-My friends are the kind of people that spend hours trying to drowned a goldfish.

-My friends are the type of people that if the house was on fire they would be making smores and hitting on the firemen.

-I'm so freaking happy I could crap rainbows : -)

-Life's journy is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved, but to skid in side ways, totally

worn out saying, "Holy shit! What a ride!"

-Be optimistic. all the people you hate will eventually die.

-Taste the rainbow! Eat crayons!! (lol i love it!!)

-Isn't it funny when I tell you I'm going to rule the world and you think I'm Joking.

-A best friend is a person who can look at you, and you have the biggest smile on your face, and they still know something is WRONG.

-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because all you bitches are the same!

-When Life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eyes and hall ass! :)

-I once gave up anime. It was the most terrifying fifteen minutes of my life

-A wise girl kisses but does not love, listens but does not believe, and leaves before she is left.

-I'm not the kind of girl that makes threats to scare you. I plot my revenge silently.

-A friend would give you her umbrella. A best friend would take yours and scream RUNBITCHRUN

-I tried to send you something sexy in the mail, but the mailmen told me to stop shoving Emmett Cullen in you mail box.

-When I die I want to go like my grandfather did. Not like his screamimg passenger.

-Guys are like boomerangs. You throw them away and they come flying back. But no one said I had to catch it. :

-Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. -_-

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN, that was fun!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, takari-sasusakulover, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, x.Hokori.x, mysterygurl13,Piisa, UchihaSakuraROX,Cherryblossom-has-bloomed777

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (tripped over my big toe!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I love doin that, my best friend and I do it in the middle of a movie when theres a sad part!)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever considered making friends with the walls in your room copy this to your profileIf you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. (HE LIVES!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love to see people copy and paste things like these up on their profile from yours, copy this to your profile.

You know you live in 2000+ when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont
have
a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just

pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your
friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

if you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, XxsweetrevengexX,Leilani Daniels, takari-sasusakulover, mysterygurl13, Piisa,UchihaSakuraROX, Cherryblossom-has-bloomed777

Oh, and if you have ever had a time you thought somebody looked like your friend but it wasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Tiger Priestess,sasusakulova4eva,UchihaSakuraROX, Blue-Rose-has-bloomed7


Random funny stuff

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

You saw Gaara and Sasuke doing WHAT?! - (In a Naruto avatar!)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (yays)

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl, Maximum Ridegirl, Sasuke'sGirl567, i like pie123,UchihaVamprincess0110, moonlesslife, UchihaSakuraROX,

Blue-Rose-has-bloomed7

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heartMUST READ!Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile


Things that tick me off:

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

If you love to do random things just for the fun of it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a true klutz and have tripped countless times out of your own stupidity whether it be you tripped over your own two feet or you accidently ran into a wall, copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE TAKEN A PRACTICAL JOKE TO WHOLE OTHER LEVEL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (Naruto shippuuden)

IF YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (I'm a goodie two shoes! 0=)

IF YOUR PRIDE GETS IN THE WAY OF YOUR DECISIONS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOUR A GOODY-GOODY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (Just said that!)

IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (I'm what you call a natural klutz)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (as Sasuke would say, "Your annoying" Thats me!)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (many times)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile (No idea what those are.)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile (Big toe)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.(It was DEATHLY quite! I couldn't help myself.)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Teehee)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101,purpleface14, Blue-Rose-has-bloomed7

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Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto! I got this from one of my fav authors! :Tiger Priestess

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
·List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

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NARUTO SURVEY!!(NARUTO RULEZ!!)

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Team Seven and Team Team 8)

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or yuri fan? I hate both of them

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Koyuki-moon-flower, sleepover, and twice

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Naruto Poster

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?Well, I always wished that sasuke or Naruto would take me to Kohona lol weird i know!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?NaruHina. Duh.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?SasuSaku...I HATE YAOI AND NARUTO AND SASUKE ARE-NT GAY!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? TEAM 7

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, last time I checked, Obito was dead, and Tobi was Madara.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Totally. What? You mean it's not true? I thought it was!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI!! He's so smexy! Or Deidara, he's cute when he's not evil!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?Pro-Sasuke. but i hate him for leaving Sakura

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes, I keep up on manga too.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Duh, Of course he does. He hardly ever listens, thats why we love him though!.

17. Sub or dub? Sub. Sorry, but American voices sound a bit weird when you watched the Japanese version alot.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?Pro Sakura

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? YEAH!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Nerd, weird, conceited. But there's something funny about him.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird but Kind.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke! By doing some romantic things!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? SHANNARO! HELL YEAH!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Sometimes, not many people like them.

27. Do you like lemons? When it's good, and it's SasuSaku

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nope

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Don't know what that is.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Omg, I love those.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No, but i got one hooked on Friuts Basket

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No, I can't draw

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?'
Iie

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Hai

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? How can you be broke cuz of Naruto?

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?I'm a girl. And most girls are NOT PERVERTED LIKE KAKASHI IS!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NO! YOU IDIOOOOTS! Pein, is the leader! PEIIIIN! If you don't know that, and you read all manga, then I can call you idiot.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I suk at drawing.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? ...Maybe...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? ...In my fanfics? Uh..no...

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe,...I'M A NARUTARD!! Does that tell you ANYTHING?!

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A New Life by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's family die in a car accident causing her to move to Scotland to live with her dad's brother's family, where she meets the Cullens. But what happens when she ends up having two boys compete for her attention? Will it be Edward or Andrew? not AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,686 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clipped Wings by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
For Sakuradouble, BlueGreenApples. "There is a ghost in the mansion," Sakura's mom warns her. Sakura has already met him already, the broken boy, and sometimes healing takes time and actions, a gentle touch and the knowledge that you'll be there. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Knight in Tin Armor by Michiko Kaori reviews
“Brother?” Itachi turned around. “What is it, Sasuke?” The younger boy looked at him innocently. “Do we have some tin foil around?” He raised a brow. “Yes, but why?” He smiled a toothy smile. “No reason.” SasuSaku. NaruHina. Fluff. Added scenes, R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mute by TinEli reviews
Mute from trauma, how's a girl to find love without the ability to speak? SasuSaku. R&R please. T for later content
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 5,577 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arranged Death by Pyocola Analogue III reviews
AU: When Satan's daughter is sent to earth to find a mate, she chooses Uchiha Sasuke. Now, poor little Sasuke has to learn how to reap souls, banish a demon, and memorize his wedding vows! SasuSaku slight NaruHina ShikaTem NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,632 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
song in my head by paperbagface reviews
SasuSaku. AU. The first moment he met her, he was smitten. And afterwards, the song in his head just wouldn't stop playing. He didn't have the heart to put it on mute, either.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exchange Student by i.datt reviews
In which she is an exchange student from Suna, and he can't figure her out. SasuSaku. AU. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Going to camp! by amuxikuto43ver reviews
Amu goes to camp with the gaurdians! each cabin has an assinged volunteered camp counselor. and guess who they got? AMUTO kukaixyaya Tadamu lovers BEWARE! :3 changed ratings.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Life According to Me by Kiss.My.Sass.181 reviews
Sakura's life is complicated. Her crush doesn't even know she exists,the school queen bee is out to get her, and to top it all off,she has to deal with everyone elses problems, like she doesnt have enough already!Sometime's she wishes life was run by her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,500 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
AMARANTH by Neko-Graphic reviews
How seriousely do you take your dreams? What about some one elses? How about when their dreams will change your life...for eternity. One-shot SasuSaku vampire fic. Blood, gore Karin bashing! Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Jewel by Lady R. Lotus reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to live with her father after going through a traumatic incident in her past life. She is an extraordinary girl with amazing powers. She stumbles upon the Cullen family and knows their secret because of her past life. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,459 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And So They Met by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dead People by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Isabella can speak to the dead.Her mother thinks she's crazy and sends her to Forks.There is a poltergeist,victoria,in her school who wants to kill her.The Cullens are Vampires, and tries to help her without getting killed themself. Horror Humor Suspense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,791 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Rose by sasukedude reviews
Sakura's high school life was less than perfect but the arrival of a certain Uchiha may allow her to break from her encompassing shell. SasuXSaku for mush lovers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unwanted? by SageLeaf reviews
Unwanted and abandoned children become teen heros by stealing and helping others. Rated T for language. Main couple is SasuSaku. Minor couples are NaruHina and SaiIno. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snowball Fight by killthislove reviews
This would either make her change schools, or come to class everyday with a bag over her head, both out of pure humiliation. It was perfect! [SasuSaku] [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just For You by killthislove reviews
She amazes him on how much she had changed. Can she finally break him to start changing his mind about her? SasuSaku Characters might be a bit OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,652 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Don't Like You by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “I said, I. Don’t. Like. You.” She hissed. She actually hissed at him. In which Sakura is angry, and Sasuke is tortured. And confused. PseudoCrack. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rainy Days Never Stay by taxiphobia reviews
[post timeskip] Determined to kill Naruto, Sasuke returns after almost three years to Konoha. However, upon meeting Sakura, his emotions and feelings that were once lost are returned..[sasusaku][other couples]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,152 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Revenge, is a Terrible Thing by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] [Team 7 hilarity] “Don’t look at the pictures. Just don’t. Just give them to me.” Well, now she had to look at them. So she did and nearly dropped them in surprise. Rated for language. I think. Did I mention this was Crack? Because it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cindersasuke: A Fractured Fairy Tale by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
AU I guess, SasuSaku, After years of training and plotting his brother's death Sasuke gets his chance while on the very same night Sakura finds her life in danger and meets her future husband, weirdness, but it's a fairy tale after all. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete