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Concerto by Silque reviews
Edward Cullen is a concert pianist at the top of his career. He's also a 105 year old vampire. Isabella Swan is the anti-socialite who wins a private concert with him in her home. AU, but canon pairings and characters otherwise. Rated M for strong language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 17h - Published: 5/15 - Edward, Bella
Under the Heir by thealmightyneko reviews
Sakura finally gets an opportunity to enter ANBU and is assigned to a team under a certain Uchiha. She learns that her placement was not arbitrary. The circumstances just happened to fit perfectly and she carries out a mission of her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,570 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Age of Innocence by pattyrose reviews
On the eve of the Second World War, young Isabella has been taken from all she knows and is now stepdaughter to one of the richest men in America. Spending her summers in Washington State, she's unaware that this is where she & a young boy will find their fate, where childhood friendship will mature into the fiercest love: a love that must endure the end of innocence. Rated M. E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 239,516 - Reviews: 5184 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Goblin King by LoveShinobi-Angelv reviews
AU. The stories were meant to scare them, but when face to face with the montser of their tales, Sakura sees just why the forest across the meadow was forbidden. -Rated for Sexual Content- Note: Contains OCs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 292,785 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Reign by RuthlesslyYours reviews
Be gentle, be sweet, speak of womanly things, but above all else give your king everything he desires, Lady Isabella Swan of Devonshire does none of these things...#Kingward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 113,219 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 3,286 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Edward, Bella
Aluthsia University by CIF1991 reviews
In California is the most prestigious university in the world, Aluthsia University. To be eligible to attend the university you must be a witch. Today is Bella Swan's first day. Will she be able to keep a low profile and hide her secret or will a certain witch Prince steal her heart. Will their secrets tear them apart or tie them together...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,972 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evolution by deviant bamboo reviews
Given all of our current theories on evolution and natural selection, we have never come close to explaining the large leaps that some species are able to achieve...until now. Until HER.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 146,327 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Bella, Edward
True Confessions of a Hollywood Dad by Deebelle1 reviews
I was content in the limelight until a coffee girl flipped my world upside down. Titles like 'Academy Award Winner' and the 'People's Choice' used to mean everything, but it's my newest title that I cherish the most...the Hollywood Dad. *The True Confessions of a Coffee Girl Sequel*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,289 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 9/4/2014
Shattered Fate by ObsidianDreamer1 reviews
Her job was simple, kill the heir to the infamous Uchiha clan. She was an assassin, that was was she did. So why then did this man with the obisidan eyes sear her soul and torment her dreams...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,712 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The replacement captain: Ichigo Kurosaki by Kreion reviews
Two years post-winter war, Ichigo Kurosaki finally recovers his lost powers as a shinigami, however the return of his powers does not go unnoticed by the soul-society. Adventure and fluff a plenty! Ichiruki main, others as and when.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 274,510 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
That s What Little Girls Are Made Of by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
Was it wrong to want you...for so long, watch you mature from the sidelines…ripening for my pleasure? I have no right to...want...need...desire...crave your beautiful body, but I do. Fantasizing, hours about the things I could…want…need to do to you. Sugar and Spice, and everything nice…that s what Isabella Swan was made of... B&E Drabble, Canon pairings...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 152 - Words: 120,130 - Reviews: 6409 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Dead On Target by Emotion Masen reviews
Edward prided himself on being an assassin and being able to avoid the grasp of crazy women trying to trap him in a relationship. Then he had a mark, Bella Swan. She was nothing like any woman he'd ever met, and she turned his world upside down. Before he knew it she became his world, and now the last person he would expect was threatening to take her from him for good. (Sequel)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 226,919 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Mate For Edward by alternatetwilight reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper are born vampire sons to Carlisle and Esme. Edward claims Bella on the first day at school when she moves to Forks to live with her father. The question is what does a girl need to learn when mated to a vampire. AU [All coupling the same.] Warning: Please don't read if you are put off by dominant males. No Bella sexual abuse. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 146,070 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/18 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Star Crossed by tufano79 reviews
She was the leader of her people. He was a gruff, by-the-book star ship captain. An interstellar war, negotiations for a peace treaty gone wrong and a taboo relationship between two species. Will they survive this threat or are the Star Crossed lovers doomed before they even have a chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,083 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Bella, Edward
Becoming One by JasmineDragon22 reviews
After the war the bijuu are being sold after the Five Great Nations claim their own. Mercenaries are joining smaller villages in order to get their hands on a bijuu, one such clan wants Sakura as their jinchurikki. AU, Non-Mass
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 278,695 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Lacrimosa by Katana Star reviews
When the Uchiha clan invades the Haruno village, they seek the daughter of the infamous Blossom Bandit in retribution for her crimes. Sakura struggles to protect her village while simultaneously trying to avoid being captured by the Uchiha. Before she knows it she is caught between the perils of society's warring caste system. Pseudo-feudal era AU. SakuraxUchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,109 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U.
The Mother of Heirs by AoifeWrites reviews
In an post war peace era, Society is controlled by the smartest minds and a Royal Family, The Cullens. Follow shy and simple Bella as she goes through the trials to become the next princess for the heir to the throne. Will she be selected to become the next Mother of Heirs? AH E/B Future Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,792 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Bella, Edward]
The Love of a Friend by Prillylove25 reviews
Best friends since she was ten and he was twelve. She had a hard home life, his family accepted and loved her as their own. She accepted him and his family for who they were, Mafia royalty. As they grow up she becomes a dancer, and gets groomed to take over for his father. Follow Edward and Bella as they fall in love and take on the world together. Violence and Some lemony fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 177,075 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Commodity by blueeyedcherry reviews
Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one. *AH/OOC*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 219,517 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The One Who Changed Me by Hazel Roses reviews
The Ones. A celestial group of powerful immortals. The One of Determination had been killed by humans, sending The One of Rage, Gaara, into a blood lust rampage. As punishment, he has to protect the beings who took away his best friend. Finally on the last mortal before his debt is paid, he comes face to face with a woman who is identical to the female who caused his loneliness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,051 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
The Dress by Redtini reviews
Edward Cullen: Successful, arrogant, dominant, whorehound. Bella Swan: Confident, ambitious, seductress, workaholic. Two COO's with one goal: To stop at nothing to reach the top. Even if it means pushing the other person over the edge. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between. Romance/Drama/Angst/and everything else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,032 - Reviews: 2512 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anthology of Obscenity by TheOpenedWay reviews
A series of smutty oneshots(Itachi/Sakura). 006. -She went to him for comfort but ended up getting addicted to everything he offered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Eyes On Fire by im-rite-here reviews
It all started with a purposely failed psyche exam... ItaSaku. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,139 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Secondary by eriah reviews
After a break up, Uchiha Shisui is determined to find Itachi a girlfriend. When Sakura steps into the picture, he gets a wild idea to bring the two unsuspecting people together. But if he succeeds, could their union withstand all the hardships it encounters? Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,118 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Ruthless by Lovenyx125 reviews
When a game of revenge is taken too far, Bella is sold into marriage to a man she despises. While struggling to fit society's mold of a weak woman, she must navigate the treacherous waters of being a mob wife without drowning in the process. Mobward. Possessiveward. Sexyward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,420 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Edward, Bella]
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,091 - Reviews: 7800 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Way Home: A Desperate Tale of Survival by hunterofcomedy reviews
Fate is a fickle creature. When Rukia Kuchiki – sister of a powerful warlord – is captured in enemy territory, all hope is lost. However, Ichigo Kurosaki – the wandering warrior – does not believe that surrender is an option, for either of them. It's a long journey back to the Kuchiki's land and chances of survival are slim. IchiRuki – AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 326,190 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Rukia K., Ichigo K.] - Complete
Virgin Blood by God of Asgard reviews
Sakura, a beautiful maiden of Greece, is in training to be a Priestess at the temple of Artemis, but her dreams are taken away because of her forced marriage to Prince Sasuke. Deep in the ancient deserts of Egypt, Sakura is swept away by a handsome, redheaded god who unknowingly needs her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,087 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Sakura H., Gaara] Sasuke U.
You Give Me Fever by ocealyn reviews
Bella Swan covers for a friend who works at a Burlesque Bar down at Hollywood for one night and left a sensual impression on a green-eyed Adonis in the audience. What happens when that green-eyed Adonis turns out to be someone she needs to work with in order to fulfill her lifelong dream? Suck it up, Bella! At least he's cute, right? (EdwardxBella) (Short Story)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,754 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Archikí selída ti s Thálassas by nychnymph reviews
Annabeth and Percy are successful entrepreneurs after eight long years since the Prophecy of Seven - and have a little fun at Percy's Grecian coastline home - Smut warning
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Royal Wedding by Doujin-Maker reviews
ItaSaku AU (Alternative Universe) The pinkette however, didn't know her presence at the wedding would be the trigger to a chain of events which would later turn her into the prey of a fearless predator also known as Uchiha Itachi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,218 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
How You And I Came To Be by Neko.Writer reviews
The Kuchiki elders wanted honor; The captain Commander wanted a captain; Isshin wanted grandchildren, and Byakuya...well, he wanted nothing to do with this. What did they all possibly agree on? What do you think? \Ichiruki/ ***OFF HIATUS!***
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,553 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Right on Target by Emotion Masen reviews
Edward Masen has been a ruthless assassin almost his entire adult life, and he was the best at what he did. So he wasn't surprised when mob boss Aro Volturi called him with a job, get rid of Aro's goomah, Bella Swan. Only once Edward comes face to face with Bella, she's nothing like he expected. Faced with a choice, kill her, help her,or make her his... OOC Romance/Drama/Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,250 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Funny Fates by Naz-G reviews
When Madara took over Konoha, Tsunade and her allies fled and became missing nin, then the fates made them allies of Akatsuki under Pein. Said fates have also decided to make that damned Uchiha Itachi much sexier than he should be. Let the madness begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,939 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Matter of Pride by Michelle18 reviews
Gaara discovers his siblings think they have an advantage over him in a certain area so he decides to prove them wrong with the help of a certain female ninja or ninjas. Will he prove them right or wrong? Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,878 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella is a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward is a geeky shy guy living in his loud brother, Emmett's shadow. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 94,585 - Reviews: 3925 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6120 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 5,820 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Legend of ANBU 4 by Missy-Skylar reviews
"I heard a very interesting rumour regarding the identity of a renowned shinobi who on one occasion has disrupted my mission before, ring any bells, Sakura?" "Hmm, no bells are ringing," she lied. [Itachi, Sakura, ItaSaku] [AN: Its really poorly punctuated but I want to finish it before editing.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Kiraabi: Killer Beauty by Carlalalita reviews
Naruto's back in the Leaf, now it's Sakura's turn to undergo elite training & transform herself into a Kiraabi assassin. Becoming a dropdead bombshell may be the best thing that's happened to them! Rated M for FREQUENT lemons/limes. NaruSaku, Tsunade/Jiraiya, Kakashi/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,963 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Nurse! by MonsieurM reviews
"Nurse, I'm still hurt." He growled teasingly against her forehead. "W-Where are you hurt?" She whispered desperately, as he pressed deeper into her. "Right here." GaaraXSakura Lemon, children refrain!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Shark in the Water by LovinRob reviews
Edward was living his life to the fullest, the son of a powerful man, the rogue Cullen doing his own thing without a care in the world. In other words, he had his life ahead of him and there was nothing or no one he couldn't have but what happens when he meets someone who won't give him what he wants. Someone who realizes just what he is… a shark in the water.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,778 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Genesis by Nyddi reviews
One girl's soul holds the key to saving the entire human realm. Problem is, she is temptation incarnate. In comes the 'Unfallen', one of the last of his kind. He won't be keeping that status for long. ExB #Angelward #Drabble #Dark #Violent #REVAMPED #REPOSTED #GEN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 137 - Words: 54,053 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Mud, Sweat & Beers by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Boot camp in the freezing winter sounds like hell on earth, but is there anything that would make it bearable? Bring on the sexy soldiers! A little bit of fun, a smidgen of angst, and a whole bucket load of muddy lovin'. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,078 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Karma's A Witch by JacklynnFrost reviews
"Witchling." My vampire hissed, his black eyes narrowed in hate and hunger. "What have you done to me?" I decided the truth in this instance is best in order to survive. "I might have accidentally... bound our souls, oops." / Bella, a witch, and Edward, a vampire, find themselves bound forever through magic. Warning: minor character death, some dark themes, mages, mates, and more!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 258,852 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
Moxie by Avery Shane reviews
Bella's best friend is Alice Cullen. She knows that Alice's brothers are in the band Tidal Dreams and her brother, Edward, is the world's heartthrob. What happens when, after five years of friendship with Alice, Bella meets the band?AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,437 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nekos, Kitsunes, Tanukis OH MY! by Habit reviews
The Covenant protects the ideals of peace and magiclessness in the realm of Earth. But things were not always so peaceful...or magicless. 4 heroes gave their lives to protect this realm and for a time, peace has reigned. Now, the Sacrificed are called to act as a new threat looms over them. But it will take more than magic to stop this new threat. *M for the evil of human nature!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,539 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Cobblestones to Corsets by TrueEnglishRose reviews
In 1843, Queen Victoria reined alongside etiquette and protocol. Everything was judged from who you were to what you owned and how much status you had. Can a small farm girl from Lord Cullen's estate bring life and happiness back to his son? Will Master Edward see her for what she is as a person, or who she is by birth? And what does Lady Cullen have up her sleeve?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,588 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Life of a Wedding Photographer by Discordia81 reviews
Esme Cullen's matchmaking leads to her son Edward dating fledging wedding photographer, Bella Swan. Falling for each other is effortless and soon Bella's career begins to take off. However, not everyone is quite so thrilled about Bella's happiness and success. A continuation of "The Wedding Photographer".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,057 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sand Stimulation by Hiei's Ice Maiden reviews
Sakura was starting to feel like she was going crazy. Dirty dreams of the Kazekage followed by the sight of sand. Wait... [Gaara/Sakura One-shot Lemon]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14909 - Favs: 9,399 - Follows: 5,337 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When in Doubt, Blame the Singer's Girlfriend by RRose reviews
Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,255 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Tongues, Lips, and Fingertips by angel-eyes8611 reviews
"No, I won't say it." Gaara's eyes narrowed in displeasure. Those were not the words he wanted. 'If she won't say what I want', Gaara thought darkly, 'then I won't give her what she wants.' In which Sakura eludes and Gaara pursues, seducing the long, sought-after words right out of her pretty, little mouth. One-shot lemon. Consider it a "Falling Inside The Black" tangent of sorts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Boy With Black Hair And Amber Eyes by Lady.Of.Cythera reviews
After the defeat of Aizen, Ichigo's Shinigami powers are stripped from him and he swears to never return to Seretei. But after a turn of events, he finds himself BACK in Seretei as a temporary Captain with a temporary Squad... What more could go wrong?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 198,579 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Dark Goddess: E&B Version by Lissa Bryan reviews
A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
War Games by my-threesome reviews
The shinobi of Konoha have a new tradition: annual war games with Suna. Sakura is assigned as a medic to the combatants, only to find herself the object of an entirely different form of game. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hell's Playground by gaia-of-earth reviews
Sequel to The Devil's Whisper-Sakura Haruno is romantically involved with Gaara Sabaku, who now runs the Suna Asylum with Sasori, the International Board of Mental Health is throwing a fit, and several very dangerous criminals are on the loose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
A StrawberryFlavored Neko by Black Sun Upon An Icy Sky reviews
After asking Yoruichi for advice Ichigo finds himself as a cat. A cute cat. But as if that wasn't enough Rukia takes him in. Let the hell unfold/IchiRuki/Crack-ish/
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,779 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] - Complete
Braille by SilverStarShine94 reviews
She watched him and wondered what it was like; waiting in the dark, feeling his way around all of life's obstacles. ItaSaku. Smut. Non-Mass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The King's Mistress by Ce.elle reviews
I met my king when I was 17. On the eve of my 18th, he tells me I am the one who holds his heart. Three days after my 19th, my sister attempts my murder. By my 20th, I become the Queen. But everyone knows me as the King's mistress.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,945 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
We're The Same by hunterofcomedy reviews
AU. Ichigo is off to college. However, his life is permanently altered when he meets a certain petite, raven-haired Nekojin named Rukia. IchiRuki - Complete
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,313 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] - Complete
Odalisque by Tituba3 reviews
Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 353,413 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Magnetism by LoveShinobi-Angelv reviews
When war and death are the only things you know, love becomes a lot more complicated. - Rated for Sexual Content- Akito x Natsumi Note: Contains OCs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 196,215 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sakura's College Adventure by FanggirlX reviews
Sakura is finally geting back in touch with her friends after having to move away for a few years. they're all going to the same college and are in for a few lessons in love they didn't count on as well as many surprises. main pairs:gaasaku naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 232,190 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Yes, My Lord by Vi0letButterfly reviews
He was her protector, her monster and her savior. She sold her soul to him and he happily accepted with a sinister smirk in place. And yet, she couldn't help falling in love with him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,792 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Mi Amigo by Cosmic Monster reviews
When Your best friend finally comes home after four long years, you kinda expect their undivided attention. So what can you possibly do when he introduces his blonde, busty, bitchy, girlfriend from hell? You terminate her.*Lemons,alcohol and rock n' roll*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,148 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Resisting love by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Scotland, 1152. He had never given his heart to someone. Not after his parents died right in front of him when he was only a child. Being forced by the king of his country to marry, he decides to fight the attraction to his bride. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,891 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Another Bishōnen Fetish by PureWaterLily reviews
The young, rich, and strikingly gorgeous CEO of every major corporation has to have a sexy secretary, right? Unfortunately for Sakura, Itachi will not strip for her, regardless how high the financial compensation is. SakuIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Beautiful Hangover by Crimzy reviews
After a night of fun and drinks, Ichigo and Rukia let loose... on each other.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Bay Cafe by yaoi415 reviews
AU Naruto and Sasuke go to high school together. They hate each other, and things would be easier for Naruto if the jerk wasn't his boss. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Heartbeat by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4750 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Full House by chOOnyOung17 reviews
"Since Rukia came into my house, my life has never been this full...OF DISASTERS!" The runaway Kuchiki heiress meets the strawberry hardcourt hearthrob. A disastrous, funny and romantic story on the life of Ichigo and Rukia as they live under one roof.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,399 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Mendoukusei by Naz-G reviews
Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lot Like Violence by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9754 - Favs: 6,701 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Those Whom the Gods Desire by errihu reviews
Sakura is a novice in the priesthood of the Six Tailed God of Healing. While grieving for a lost patient in her own way, she meets an odd acolyte in the temple of the Battle God. Naturally, there is no way Gaara could let a gem like Sakura slip from him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,635 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Idiots Guide To Becomming A Bedroom Goddess by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extreme Fight Club by Habit reviews
Fighting was in her blood; it's what she was born to do. And she'd make sure her father recognized her as his heir...one way, or another. *MA for a reason folks!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,796 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Cake by PinkDaisies4 reviews
Bored in class one day Edward agrees to a bet with Emmett and Jasper that he must bed any girl of their choosing. The target? Bella. Will this be the "cake-walk" Edward professes or will he learn the lesson of his life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,800 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cataclysm by LoveShinobi-Angelv reviews
AU. When Sakura had been sent to slay one of the last dragons, she thought it was the mission of a lifetime. Little did she know it would set something in motion that would affect the future of the world, and all the people in it. -Rated for Sexual Content- Akito x Natsumi Note: Contains OCs later on
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,344 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Hindsight by Devi Siddhi reviews
A tiny accident will put Sakura's name near the top of the ninja-world's most wanted list. Now she's caught between an Uchiha and a hard place. Who knew mixing chemicals could be so disastrous? Non-Massacre/AU. Ita/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
An Assassin Shinigami by joealexander167 reviews
Florence, Italy, 16th Century. She has a mission, collect information. He has a mission, prevent leak information. When emotions mix with job things get complicated, specially when his job is... killing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,445 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Stupid Vampire Husband by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That DNA Thing by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Men are pigs. Sakura knows that, and yet she can't keep her eyes from her new neighbour. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,873 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Deck the Balls by Muse2MyMojo reviews
A flight home for Christmas turns into Edward Masen's worst nightmare when he gets stuck seated next to Bella Swan. Will their passion to piss each other off end in lumps of coal or lemons in their stockings? O/S written for SFFR 25 days of Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Found and Bound by Verdelet reviews
Non-masscare.I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND CHARACTERS!: What happens when Sakura is send on a long mission only to return to Konoha and find that she's missed so much. What's more she catches the eyes of a certain Uchiha before being taken captive by Orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,321 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Love Hating You by KRay Cullen reviews
EXTENDED ONE SHOT: Bella hates Edward and Edward hates Bella. What happens when they end up vacationing together with their four friends in Montana. Smut covered lemon filled yumminess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elevator Music by SarahCullen17 reviews
Bella is in the one place she doesn't want to be-trapped in an elevator with her grouchy neighbor, AKA the owner of the Volvo she just hit. But dark quarters plus Dolly Parton can lead to some very hot lemons...Confused? Read this one-shot to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Olive Juice by SarahCullen17 reviews
Because even Domward loves a little feisty disobedience. A BDSM comedy involving graphic lemons and one delicious spanking. This is not your typical D/s story, because here the characters actually laugh and tease. A lemony-sweet one-shot, rated M! AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1998) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,717 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Sand, Sex and Morphine by yuugiri reviews
It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Laughter in the Night by IchiRukiFan200 reviews
"I…I don't think….they'll be coming back…in…in the middle of the night…e-ever again!" Ichigo gasped in between laughs and I laughed even harder, feeling tears brim in the corner of my eyes. Bleach Lemon. IchiRuki. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Two Sides of Life by chelsea-chee reviews
AU A devil angel. A snaky vampire. And a helpless human, all crammed into one twisted fate of reality. There's always two sides to life- she just has to chose which one. Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,695 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Sweet Revenge by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Bella's bakery may be thriving but her personal life is DOA. When her frustration reaches a breaking point will her "useless" employee with the black glasses and crazy hair be able to calm the storm and give her what she needs?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5365 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Game of Mafia by EternallyDrowning reviews
Sakura is the niece of a Mafia boss. In order to protect her, her uncle -the boss- hires a bodyguard for her. Gaara. He's stoic, calm, and lethal, and Sakura wants nothing to do with him. Now she'll use every method in the book to ditch him. GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,209 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Heat of Summer by trixipixie reviews
A story rated M for LEMON Explicit  LEMON-Ichigo and Rukia are up to their ears in Hollows as Karakura is in the middle of a heat wave. Tempers among other things,run high. Lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard Day's Work by Lost-Wolf10 reviews
So Sakura is training with her sparing partner/ boyfriend and things get a little out of hand. Hmmmm I wonder what happens?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
CoinOperated Boy by Emertheawesome reviews
When Sakura brings a doll home she gets much more than expected. Who knew that a doll could be so real?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
As Simple as Black and White, right? by xokatherine229 reviews
She is a servant by day and a spy by night. Her life was always as simple as black and white, but what happens when her life starts to change right before her eyes? How will she handle it? What new adventures will present themselves? ItaXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,900 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing my Fiancé by Lovely lil' Evie reviews
Bella is tired of waiting and she wants Edward. Now. One-shot LEMONS! Takes place in eclipse. R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chunky Monkey by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Will a chance meeting with an old friend and a pint of Chunky Monkey make Bella's day better or worse? One-shot, AH, M for language and a big, huge lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bed, Bath, and Beyond Public Decency by SarahCullen17 reviews
One-shot. Newlyweds Edward and Bella are remodeling their new home and venture to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to shop for home decor. What they find is a good use for the shower curtain displays. Lemons and language!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Anatomy Lesson by kimpy reviews
When Edward asks Bella to help him study for a test, she has no idea that it is a hands-on learning experience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sandstorm by Gentlewatersoul reviews
The venom of the Suna Fly is regarded as a potent aphrodisiac. Once bitten you are never twice shy. On a mission, Sakura stumbles over a nest of them, right before she stumbles over Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Jack And Sally by LyricalKris reviews
Like the roller-coasters in Disneyland, Edward's life becomes a ride full of ups, downs and surprises all thanks to his newest coworker with odd obsession for the Nightmare before Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Reporters and Rockstars by IchigoRukiaforever reviews
She also knew that even if Ichigo were to start scratching his armpits, whilst swinging from the grand chandelier; pausing only to begin hurling ice cubes at the reporter on live television, his fangirls, would still faithfully salivate over him. IXR
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,326 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Sorry Honey, the Bachelor Wanted the Cheesecake by HyuugaVSUchiha reviews
What do you get when you mix one drained out pastry chef not to mention, konoha's most notorious playboy--and a few desserts? Sasusaku AU RATED M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,949 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3169 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black and White by AmyC103 reviews
It should be black and white.Two very different things. Their love was never ment to be,yet it is.It's there and they are fighting for it.Praying the other "kind" wont get involved. He is willing to do anything to keep her. She the same. VampireFic GaaSak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,135 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Be My Friend by sasusaku779 reviews
A secret relationship. I watched in silent agony as the person I called my best friend flirted with the man I was in love with. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
naturalistic observation by Ghoster.Z reviews
He was only reading Tsuande his observations on his fellow shinobi, even if it did include his bedding of her prized apprentice -GaaSaku-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Water Safety by Habit reviews
Gaara's 'impenetrable defense' has one weakness...water. When Sakura is asked to teach the Kazekage to swim, she points this out. A challenge is issued...can Sakura get him into the water, and make him like it? Or will trouble find them unprepared... MA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Amour Fou by Habit reviews
Laurier's favorite bartender is back, along with her sexy security guard lover. But all is not well in paradise. Some people just can't take the hint! What's this? Mr. Sexy Guard has a brother? And a sister? OHS NOES, they're speaking French! MA MA MA MA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Differences of Love by Habit reviews
With a temper like hers, it was only a matter of time before they sent her away...for their own safety. Now, she lives in Suna and is teaching the greatly transformed Kazekage a few things about the differences of love. MA MA MA- request fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scaredy Weasel by Ghoster.Z reviews
He was afraid of needles and taking his medecine. She was growing impatient and needed him to just take the damn thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Actions Speak Louder than Words by hoshi rene reviews
Never tell Gaara that he does not show affection. He may do just that and more. Oneshot. Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Addictive by cumberpatchcats reviews
To Gaara, Sakura is his own little box of nicotine. But will that be enough to satisfy them both?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Make My Fantasies Come True by Chelle-chan7 reviews
A collection of one-shots involving IchiRuki roleplay. Rated M for mature reasons. Ideas and requests are welcomed.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,513 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Oneirophrenia by Zelha reviews
Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bibliophilia by Zelha reviews
In which Sakura learns that not only you can find books in the old Uchiha library. AU ItaSaku kinky smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Call Him Mine by Lady Crux reviews
Sakura is living a hollow life, Sasuke returned but he was with Karin who steals everything she ever had, she brought back Jiriaya from the dead & Naruto still is weary of her, what happens when she gets kidnapped on a mission by none other than Pein? R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,722 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
After The Turn Escapades by MaeCullen17 reviews
This is the sequel to "Before The Turn Escapades". It's a series of adventures that Bella and Edward take after her change into a vampire. Very Lemony, just the way you like it!: May get OOC. I won't be continuing this story...my sincere apologies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleepless Nights by SatuAka reviews
Sakura hasn’t been getting much sleep, but when she is sent on a mission to be the personal nurse of none other then sleepless king himself, Gaara, will she get any sleep at all? gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Love Me, Sensei by Eclipsing reviews
Someone new moved into Rukia's neighborhood and she absolutely despised him since he started calling her a midget the first day they met. But it was unexpected when she saw him at school, but he's not a student...then that means! ICHIXRUKI Rated M
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,765 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Before The Turn Escapades by MaeCullen17 reviews
A collection of "romantic" escapades of Edward & Bella before he turns her. *She never get's pregnant on Isle Esme* Pretty true to character. Lemons galore! Stay tuned for "After The Turn"! **Check out my other stories!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,833 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In those Jeans by WinterLuvNaruto reviews
Wearing something that inappropriate has consequences...at least to Gaara. GaaSaku lemon. Please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Exchange Program by Habit reviews
This is a request from Gothic Porcelain129. MA! Tsunade has set up a school so her ninja don't get lazy. Guess who is requested as a student teacher? What will happen when he baits the wrong student?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Teach Me to Love by Kapootya reviews
Bella 27; English Professor. Edward 36; Famous novelist. Rosalie 23; Italian heiress. Emmett 25; Football coach. Jasper 21; engineering undergrad student. Alice 27; Fashion Designer. This is their story. BPov, Emotional, Lemons, Human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,687 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Laurier Noir by Habit reviews
Fic for CKTC101. Sakura works as a bartender in a bordello called Laurier Noir. She catches the eye of several, some unwanted, some definitely wanted. MA BCUZ THAT WAS THE REQUEST!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Flash of Red by Sapphirie reviews
SEQUEL TO "A FLICK OF THE TONGUE". Kaname sees a flash of Yuuki's panties while pursuing a couple of Day Class students. What would our naughty pureblood do? RATED M FOR LEMON ONESHOT.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Conquered by Zelha reviews
In which Itachi gets a visitor in his dreams. A pink-haired demoness that will put his tight rein on his urges to the test. AU kinky smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kazekage sensei by ilovefiction reviews
Her period of three days was nothing compared to his three years. One-shot. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Winter Weekend by dragongoddess13 reviews
a whole weekend all to them selves, i wonder what will happen. LEMON SASU/SAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Flick of the Tongue by Sapphirie reviews
This is my story about an episode in Vampire Knight Guilty. It happened in the episode in which Kaname asks Yuuki if he wanted to live an immortal life with him. But they won't get that FAR. You'll see why. RATED M FOR LEMON ONESHOT.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Paradise Found by Habit reviews
Haruno Sakura...beautiful, quiet, and deadly. A genius and a weapon. Forced to move after unfortunate events she ends up in a school of questionable intergrity. Will this otherwordly beauty find love, or just more pain? ***HAS MULTIPLE LEMONS! BEWARE!***
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 251,396 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
This Time, She's in Charge by spazzgirl reviews
She’s no longer the follower but the leader, and he was willing to be the submissive one. PWP SakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Massage by pittsteel reviews
After training Naruto gives Sakura a massage. One-shot NaruSaku. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by ChillzMaster reviews
Gaara has a meeting with Lady Tsunade, and Sakura's in town. What activities will occur? Rated M for some...activities.... GaaXSaku. LEMONY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
How Far Would You Go? by I.Plead.Ignorance reviews
How far would you go to attain the love of your life when you messed up so horribly? Would you go as far as babysitting brats? Or perhaps dancing at a gay strip club? Even then, nothing is definate and love has a tendency to wander... Gaara/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,495 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Safe Sex by Tituba3 reviews
A series of oneshots about my favorite twosome, Ichigo and Rukia and their life in the Soul Society, one hundred and fifty years down the line. Ranges from outrageously funny to downright ridiculous to sweet and sentimental. Hope you enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,068 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Chosen by sasusaku779 reviews
Hime-Sama, I will kill for you, I will die to protect you, I will do whatever you wish without a moment’s hesitation, but…I cannot not be your friend. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Resistant by spazzgirl reviews
She was a seductress, who could take any guy she wanted and put them under her spell, but her victim was a fox, a sly and intelligent fox. NaruSaku SakuNaru lemons one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inner Hollow by Theresa Crane reviews
IchiRuki-What happens when Rukia develops an inner hollow? What will happen to IchiRuki? Rated M for mature content. Suspense/Romance/Action/Humor XD If you like Ichigo, Hichigo, or Rukia, come read! Bleach belongs to Kubo, not me :P Ch.130-COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 130 - Words: 378,083 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Homecoming by Zelha reviews
Set after Crimson Genii. Sakura finds out that the true effective medicine for migraines is a healthy dose of Itachi. Warning: Strong mature content, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bite Me! by MimixTHExDeceitful reviews
I was Kuchiki Rukia and I did not believe in vampires. So why did I find myself always on the lookout for those creatures that were so drawn in by my exotically sweet blood...especially that one named Kurosaki Ichigo? M for later chaps for now is T-safe
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,723 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Schoolgirls & Punishment by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella has been a naughty little schoolgirl. The principal decides he needs to punish her. But when he means 'punishment' he doesn't mean detention. R&R Please! ExB Now a series of smuty filled lemons :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tinsel Town by OhMyWord reviews
“I’m jealous. Was he nice? Is he as attractive up close as he is in movies?” “Yes and I wouldn’t know, but yes he’s very attractive. Really, really attractive.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bite Me by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura wasn't having a very typical day. First she was hardly dressed, attacked, Sasuke's lover, and now he was half naked in her bed expecting sex. Being claimed by a vampire proved to be a challange. "You bit me there of all places!" LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,824 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Santa's Lap by watery.tears reviews
MatureContent: Here's an extra present, Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays! .. Feeling naughty anyone? 'She held his long length and leisurely began stroking it with her soft, warm tongue.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Jingle Bella Rock by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The seasonal obligation of finding a tree turns into much more. One-shot, ExB smut, smut, smutty holiday gift for dvorndran
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Blood by DarkShine07 reviews
She finally believed that all his claims of protecting her with his muscles and being there to just listen to her were sincere. He was her soul mate. VivanxGabriel Oneshot
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Layin' Out The Meat by hammondgirl reviews
While Bella is at the Cullen's house to help decorate for the Christmas season, she gets an unusual text message from Emmett by mistake leaving both Edward & Rosalie pissed, Alice & Jasper in hysterics, and Bella mortified. Could it get any worse? BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,442 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Kitschisme reviews
My submission for BritishBitches' Official Twilight Smutvent Calendar 2008. Details and summary inside. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored candy cane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy Time by darlingtigerangel reviews
There's to much lust in the Cullen's House. Can Edward handle it? Or will he resort to some self enjoyment? First One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Laid Plans by cutecrazyice reviews
Sequel to 13 Tips, 24 Hours. Three years later, they meet again. It's sparks. It's animosity. It's confusion. But what happened in the cave, stays in the cave...right? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sleigh Bells, Mistletoe, Sand Angels and a Sandman by DarkAngel819 reviews
Sleigh Bells, Mistletoe, Sand Angels and a Sandman: A Sakura and Gaara Christmas Fan-fic for your holiday enjoyment! Rated M for suggestive themes and langauge LEMON. Comes before the birth of the twins in the last of the Desert Chronicles Series. ENJOY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Worry, It's Only Kinky The First Time by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
What happens when our favourite Twilight pair are sharing a sweet and cute moment? What if Edward, our lovable, old-fashioned Edward, was thinking naughty things all the while? The real dirty side of Edward and his hot fantasies. ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bubbles! by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bruises and Bitemarks by spazzgirl reviews
who said that rough sex couldn't be arousing? Inspired by the song "Bruises and Bitemarks" by Good With Grenades. PWP One-shot. Complete AU. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Booyah Achieved by herinfiniteeyes reviews
One-shot with Edward and Bella at a Minus the Bear show in Seattle. Sexy times. Lemony adventure for all!MA for mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens on Halloween by Habit reviews
What happens when Temari and Kankuro drag Gaara to a dance club on Halloween? A little dancing, a little drinking, a tiny cop outfit! *This is an MA fic, with strong sexual innuendo, and a mouth twisting lemon. Avoid if that's not your thing! NO KIDS!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
And she pushed him by Elva-san reviews
Sakura learns the consequences if you should push the Kazekage off a cliff, even if he did maybe did deserve it. one-shot Gaasaku post time skip .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Biology Notes by SUPER AMAZING reviews
After several decades of Biology class Edward is glad he now has Bella to "entertain" in class by passing notes. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Detention by SUPER AMAZING reviews
The much requested sequel to Biology Notes. Edward feels Bella owes him after that Biology class, will Bella return the favour?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood Craving by ShimmerSweet reviews
KxY She slowly made a long thin cut down the center of her chest, the blood slowly running between her breasts. "I know you crave blood… my blood." She slowly stepped toward him and caressed his cheek. "And I want you to have it." Indefinite Hiatus
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Yuki C., Kaname K.
Switzerland Under Siege by VeroniqueC reviews
In this story, Bella has to come to grips with the fact that she is very much in love with two very different and often times, very dangerous, "men". There will be alternating stories between Jacob and Edward. Enjoy peoples!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,993 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
its you and me forever babe by darius prince of the sea reviews
its takes place right after the fourth bookand goes on to the last one its basically my sequel to the book SERIOUS PERCBETH PEOPLE not for those who are immature its my first m rated fan fic ever AU sort of
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Accidental Happiness by AngelOfOurDarkness reviews
AU After accidentaly proposing to Sakura, Itachi takes her to his home. What will happen? And just who dares to hurt the possessive Uchiha's mate! Vampfic, lemons and x-over later on temporary HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
SasuNaru Smut PWP by Nyru reviews
Porn without plot. SASUNARU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pink and Red, Love and Lust by Anime-Insanity reviews
One has never felt love, never felt the searing passion run through his body and soul. The other has felt love but has never defeated that aching you get from the same love being thrown away like an old piece of garbage. LEMON LEMON LEMON! GaaSaku request
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Love at First Sight by DarkAngel9827 reviews
AU/AH Alice is playing matchmaker with Bella so Alice invited Edward and Jasper over. When Bella and Edward meet they fall in love immediately.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cherry Blossoms in the Wind by Anime-Insanity reviews
Sakura bears a hate for Itachi Uchiha more than anything else in the world. But when she leaves Konoha to join the Akatsuki will she retain her hatred or will her feelings for Itachi cause her to change her ways and become his? itachiXsakura .. lemon-ness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,990 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Photo Shoot by Fathom-x reviews
What happens when Rukia attends a bikini modeling job for the first time, and her photographer is a familiar hot bodied orange headed man? My own beach scene influenced by the Bleach Opening scenes in the New Captain Amagi Arc. IchixRuki Lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Gaara's Haircut by FanggirlX reviews
A oneshot about Gaara and Sakura and Gaara's hair. Kankuro and Temari want his hair cut. Gaara doesnt want that, not just anyone is coming near his head with sharp pointy scissors. Surely they can work something out. How exactly does Sakura come into play
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Lyrics Challenge by RogueAmazonBoo and Tituba reviews
Two authors, six stories, and a whole lot of Ichigo and Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,943 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
OOPS, There Goes My Shirt by dress up romance xx reviews
It’s finally their senior year! Bella and Alice attend Trinity’s All-Girl Conservatory. When the girls get invited to the biggest party of the year at St. John’s Christian Academy for Boys the girls are psyched. But what happens when Bella gets a little o
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,015 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Adrenaline by themorningafter reviews
Bella and Edward hunt. Breaking Dawn spoilers. AU/all vamp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amaterasu by SacredRoseDream reviews
There was something thrilling about it: playing with this dark fire and knowing it could kill her in an instant, devouring all that she was. Itachi X Sakura. Lemons Rated highest for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gut Instincts by Tituba3 reviews
The sequel to Emotional Experimentation. Ichigo has been having erotic dreams about a night of passion with an unknown woman, is it a simple teenage fantasy or memories from a night that was supposed to be forgotten?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Emotional Experimentation by Tituba3 reviews
Rukia has never been able to truly comprehend emotions. Will she convince Ichigo to help her understand desire? Prompt given by gokusgirl.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Mad at Me by cherrycoloredlilies reviews
Edward pissed Bella off. What will happen? Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Better by mrs. huntzberger reviews
Jasper and Alice get cosy on her couch. A little piece of sweet smut just for smut's sake. And because I really wanted to get Jasper naked. LEMON. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Caught in his net by xxxsilviker-chanxxxx reviews
What happenes when a horny itachi get's stuck in the elevator with a sakura , she get's caught in his game and soon find's herself addicted to him this story contains lemons you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Murder My Heart by Tituba3 reviews
When Detective Rukia Kuchiki finds her brothers body in the slums she vows to find his killer, but when the murders continue she is forced to work with a Detective who can push all of her buttons. Will they find the killer or end up killing one other? IR
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,859 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Girls for Sale by boredteenager reviews
An all boy country has a population depression. They need to buy girls for means of reproduction. How would they handle dealing with homo sapiens they had never seen before? Perverted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dare or dare by nejissakurablossom reviews
Best friends are not suppose to fall in love..that sure didn't apply to Sakura and her best friend Sasuke. See what happens when they're stuck in the same room on a stormy night. Sas/Sak oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Experimentation by ABitOHoney reviews
Sakura is assigned a special mission involving researching Jinchuurikis and their Bijuus. Her test subject: Gaara of the Desert. While discovering the cause and effect of the Bijuu, she is led to an unintended discovery: her attraction to Gaara. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Girls' Night in Sunagakure by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
ONESHOT! “Care to explain THIS then, Nii-san?” the redhead asked, pitching a tabloid magazine at the middle Sabaku’s face.."KAZEKAGE-SAMA NEEDS TO GET LAID! An exclusive interview with one of our fearsome leader’s siblings. Sabaku no Kankurou. Hinted Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Bound By Cameras by BladesCutButWordsAreDeeper reviews
Sakura is of the richest family in the world, and when her mother sees an add on the computer, she has to be sent to an island to try and win the heart of a cold and reluctant guy...on camera.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,016 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inner Sakura's Obsession by Elsakun reviews
Itachi uses the Tsukiyomi on Sakura and is greeted with a rather foul-mouthed surprise. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Edward and Bella: Punishment by Rosette-Cullen reviews
What happens when Bella goes to visit Jacob against Edward's knowledge? Lemon of course. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Strip Poker by Broken-Hearts-of-Angels reviews
Top title explains all. GaaraxSakura MATURE FOR A REASON! lemon, minor HinataxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Mechanic Magic by Nesrine reviews
Jacob gets a welcome interruption while working in the garage. Lemony! M/F, Jacob/Bella, Mmmm...werewolves...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Are you trying to tempt me? by nejissakurablossom reviews
Sakura wants her boyfriend, but he seems to be a bit hard to crack, see what she does to get her some Sasuke, Lemon. sasuke/sakura oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under The Piano by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward plays the piano while Bella plays with something else. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
to Relieve the Hotness of the Desert by Broken-Hearts-of-Angels reviews
Sakura's fed up with the heat, the tension, and Gaara's snide smirk, she decides to do something about it, to wipe that smirk right off his face. one-shot It's M rated for a reason, no duh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
How She Means So Much to You by spazzgirl reviews
Naruto screams as Kyuubi began to take over his body. Sakura hears it and runs to him. "Hello Sakura-chan," said Naruto/Kyuubi. NarutoxSakura onsided KyuubixSakura. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Outcasts by Nightshadow Dweller reviews
Sakura fell in love with Sasuke when he was sent to kidnap her and now with their new friends they are determined to finish of Itachi and the Akatsuki. But how far are they prepared to go. SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen NaruHina, Lemons included, [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 141,975 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
We're not only divine by Moltie reviews
Annabeth can't keep fighting her feelings for Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Do Me Good by LadyShira32 reviews
Rukia felt like she deserved a nice cool shower one blistering hot day. Little did she know that Ichigo has something up his sleeves... :P
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Night to remember by MangaMistress reviews
GaaraXSakura A very smutty one shot but with a slight plot to keep it going. Fist Naruto fanfic but keep an eye out for more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
We'll have a good night tonight by rollytolly reviews
Content only suitable for 18 years of age and up! Great story. Must read Percabeth. Horny thriller. Contains sexual themes. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2007
Spirits of the West by Rogue Amazon Boo reviews
AU: Ichigo and Uryuu get caught up in a range war on the American frontier and the wild west will never be the same. IchigoRukia, OrihimeUryuu: Story completed.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,773 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
War for the Cherry Blossom by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
[Edited]Gaara and Sasuke rule the school, they hate each other and are in a never ending competition. A new girl by the Name of Sakura moves to town and befriends Hinata a friend of Gaara. When both want her, what will happen? GaaraxSakura!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,974 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Dragon of Fire by DragonVeela reviews
when Sakura become powerful and Naruto and saskue are no where to be found, who shows up? why Itachi Uchiha, duh! he asks her for help, but will she do it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Oh My Gigai! by Uchiha Xairylle reviews
[IchiRuki] Ichigo, who fell victim to the after effects of spiked punch, is left with Rukia's gigai... and a thousand angry pink petals. My first Bleach fic. Lime and Lemon somewhere! R&R!First of the Oh My...! Bleach Fanfic Trilogy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,464 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Snowy Cherry Blossoms by DarkMasterStarr reviews
Sasuke lost his chance to love the woman he loved, so now it's his turn and boy is he going to have fun doing it. Besides, he love playing in cherry blossoms. Sakura was no difference.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Steamy Soak by Crimsomblade reviews
After returning from a long mission Sasuke and Sakura decide to take a relaxing soak at the village's hot springs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's All Fun and Games Until You Lose by undeadgirlxx reviews
Then it suddenly hit her. She had lost against him. [GaaSaku] [Rated M for lemon scene]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi and Sakura's Training by Atsuke reviews
While Naruto and Sasuke are out training on their own, Kakashi and Sakura have some special training of their own. KakashixSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fatuous Resistance by bacatlover reviews
AU. SasaSaku. Her mind says one thing, but her body demands another. Torn between want and a pretense of relations, Sakura tries to ignore the fleeting thoughts of Sasuke during her everyday encounters with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stereotypes by Habit reviews
Sakura is being chased...words are exchanged. Sakura is being submissive? Never! This is pure lemoney goodness so unless you're of age to read smutt, pass on by.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
One Night, One Day by Nightshadow Dweller reviews
Oneshot. She knew one day, when it was right that they would be. But what happens when they meet before that? Before the time is right? And before it’s meant to be? What happens when two hearts yearn for something they can’t have? SasuSaku Warning lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nearly too late by Little-Sayu-Chan reviews
Sakura had a bad time after Sasuke left. But after sudden mood changes a sudden returns happens...SasuSaku, and slight other pairings... [Lemon In last Chapter! Otherwise T rated!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,485 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
happy birthday, gaarakun! by uneeqfanfiction reviews
Sakura and Gaara have been married for six years now... but Gaara's been so busy being Kazekage that he hasn't had sex with Sakura since so long... i wonder what Sakura might don on Gaara's birthday? LEMON! please be gentle! over 18 only!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Black and White by RegularL7Square reviews
Sakura has always been homeschooled. Now her mother is sending her to a boarding school. What will happen?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,134 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Temperatures Rising by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura is leading Gaara through the forest. They have been attracted to each other for five years. Neither admits their feelings, but as the temperatures rise, will their tempers rise? And will they tell each other their feelings? ONESHOT Rated M for a re
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
WELCOME BACK SASUKE by saskesakura reviews
Sasuke has come back from a training trip and has a party thrown for him. He is suprised by how much a certain cherry blossom has grown. One thing leads to another and he gets addicted to some Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Making Sakura Blush by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura had trained herself not to blush because a lot of the ninja saw it as a weakness in her, so a few of the guys make a bet. Who can make Sakura blush? And how? GaaxSaku Oneshot. Rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Coed College by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura is going to start college, but when she arrives there it's...COED!Pairings inside. Rated for adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,760 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
PURESMUTT by freebird22259 reviews
Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura discover that sometimes being a team can be…pleasurable. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living With Itachi by MagenKyotenChiten reviews
[ItaSaku] 17 year old Haruno Sakura wishes that something interesting or lifechanging would happen in her life. But be careful, what you wish for. Because that wish didn't happen to involve living with Itachi Uchiha and Akatsuki desiring her power.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,302 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Cat and Mouse by freebird22259 reviews
One summer alone with Sakura was enough for Gaara, but will he be pushed over the edge? And who is watching them? Gaa x Saku. OOC, OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Arranged? by melancholy.LOVER reviews
Konoha and Suna are at war once again. The hidden leaf village want to form an alliance with the sand and the only way to do so is to bring together two people from each village. A dangerous sand nin and a cherry blossom.[GaaXSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,925 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
To Mend a Broken Soul by I.Plead.Ignorance reviews
Suna is in great need for medinin, but Gaara only wants the best to save his people. Tsunade couldn't do it, so in comes Sakura. Unknowingly, she ends up healing not just lives but a broken soul of the Kazekage as well.M for adult sit. &LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Bakamono! by swaswj reviews
Temperatures rise during yet another argument between the pair. Ichigo/Rukia Ichiruki
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Unseen Scars by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura is a punkgoth, going to a new school after her parents died. She meets Gaara and they become friends. Can they unfreeze each other's hearts? And why's Sasuke being suck a prick? GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,899 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Animals by WhItE RaBbIt101 reviews
Sakura gets into a fight with her mother and runs away. While she is walking she sees Sasuke driving home and he offers her a ride. One thing leads to another and they end up by an abandoned train station, what will happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jaded Eyes by Grimora-and-Winterpaw reviews
Gaara is walking, he hears a beautiful voice, he finds the source somewhat surprising... GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The essay by Siy reviews
She looked up at him, feeling a hot blush creeping up her neck to her cheeks she asked again What are you...doing?Helping you with the essay, he smirked looking at her confused face. ItachiSakura...M rated...first fanfic! O:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Little Cherry Blossom by missjujukins reviews
Sasuke comes back after 6 years, and is starting to have an eye for Sakura, but..... so is another person... Please R&R! Please no flaming. Sasuke is a bit OOC. I don't care! ]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.