SOLAR BAILEY
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Joined 07-31-08, id: 1653477, Profile Updated: 08-02-14
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Friday the 13th, Saw, and Once Upon a Time.

hey I'm Bailey, i love once upon a time and other things too.

swan queen is my otp and im currently working on my first sq fic which should be here soon.

i am on tumblr, come say hi

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thats about it i suppose thanks for checking me out :)

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Cracking Kuchiki by Quillest reviews
A bet between Renji and his friends turns into an all-out battle involving Seireitei. The prize? Unequaled bragging rights and a huge pot. The risk? Their jobs, possibly their lives. The task? Get Kuchiki Byakuya to completely lose his composure. WIP
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,694 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Rukia K., Byakuya K., Renji A.
Mariposa by Emochromatic reviews
AU, set in a country similar to feudal Japan. Eighteen year old Szayel works at a whorehouse, displaced by a war that claimed his house eight years ago. Nnoitra/Szayel with some situational oocness on Szayel's part. M for sexual content and graphic violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,001 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G.
I'm in hell and it sucks by Guardian.Ghost reviews
Cameron Darkening is in hell, with her hell mate John Kramer, me" "JOHN! Get away from that!" "Make me!" "Don't tempt me tumor brain" "This is rated for Language" "pah language"
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
Just Friends by A. Kline reviews
So, Jade has the capability to feel guilty and Tori has the capability to get hurt. A story about how those Northridge girls are crazier than we thought, and sometimes that brings out the best in people. Or, well, sort of the best. Like the mediocre.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,508 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Forgery by Kaiser Washington reviews
Where Byakuya suffers the indignity of being accused of writing a love letter to Soifon. Mild Byakuya X Soifon. One-shot. Re-uploaded.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Notes from a Killer by xxKhaleesixx reviews
On a dark night in Haddonfield, Michael Myers rescues a woman who is being raped. He takes her to his childhood home, keeping her prisoner. Refusing to speak aloud, Michael writes her sticky notes. First attempt at Halloween! MichaelxOC. COMPLETE! Over 100k views! Thank you so much!
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
khlorophorm kisses by sarsaparillia reviews
AU. There is Nnoitra and there is Neliel and there is name-calling. Very mature. — "I am going to break your face."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Drabble Collection by murderofonerose reviews
A series of Metalocalypse drabbles. Lots of slash or slash-if-you-squint, mostly either Nathan and Charles or Skwisgaar and Toki right now. Each drabble is stand-alone.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
The Pureblood of Asgård by Oshii reviews
FINALLY UPDATED AFTER 2 YEARS! Ch5: Bathtub seductions turn violent, the boys smoke pot and consult with estranged fashion designer Eric von Weichlinghammer as their new "band fitness manager", Ofdensen has bitchin' fashion sense, and Toki comforts Skwis.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Misguided by Undertaker of the Sith reviews
Story six: Byakuya and Renji are overheard engaged in a rather...peculiar conversation.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,086 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
Breaking by Designed To Kill reviews
PostFinale!Azula/Zuko torturefic. Yep.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Azula, Zuko
Have You Ever Been to Karakura in a Gigai? by chojutsuka reviews
Preparing to live in the human world might be a necessary skill for Shinigami to know; Kuchiki Byakuya wants to learn from the most current source of Knowledge - Abarai Renji. Renji's got a bad feeling about this... ByaXRen yaoi, cursing, mature
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,552 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Saw: The Road Trip by Kalika Barlow reviews
-AU- Breaking off from the monotonous routine of everyday life, the elusive Jigsaw Killers, including two new additions, hit the road to nowhere, meeting up with a few unlikely, familiar faces along the way.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009
Tea with Aizen by puts foot in mouth reviews
The war has ended. The Hōgyoku has matured and with it so has the power and influence of its wielder. Aizen has tea with what's left from both sides. Numerous characters. Chapters are short with an emphasis on succinct storytelling.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - S. Aizen
Consequences by bleachfan78 reviews
Renji decides to do something stupid. Is he man enough to handle the consequences? - Renji/Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
The Innocent Killer: Amanda Young's Story by MonochromeMarksTheSpot reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened to Amanda before she was reborn via the reverse bear trap? This story tells of the things she loved, the events she experienced, and the people she encountered on her journey to becoming Jigsaws fated apprentice
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008
Brown Leafed Vertigo by Foxflare reviews
AU. 15-year-old orphan Kira Izuru is sent to Pure Souls Foster Home, and attends its sister institution, Seireitei Academy. Neither, he will learn, are aptly named. GinKira; also AizenGin, eventual ByaRen, KenUno, & many others.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,213 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru
Holes by SawManiac211 reviews
You can't see my holes...' The prologue should say what the story is about...if it still isn't clear, please read the next chapter. Also PLEASE R&R...have to say that as usual LOL
Saw - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Aizen and Gin go to IHOP by BrolyFTMFW reviews
NO HOMO. Rated M for Massive Lulz.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - S. Aizen
Confessions of a Dream Demon by Kira Krueger reviews
Just a peek in Freddy's diary...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009
Faux Smiles by Virgins-and-Surgeons reviews
“It’s like Romeo and Juliet, if Romeo was a controlling, manipulative jerk with a God complex and Juliet was a bitter, suicidal, self-hating alcoholic.” All of her misfortune, it all happened after she met him. Aizen/OC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,414 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Lustration by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Toki/Skwisgaar After Mordhaus burns to the ground, Dethklok holds up in a hotel for a few days while Charles recovers. And someone needs to keep an eye on Toki. Slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Amanda's Diary by teenageroadkill reviews
A one-shot of Amanda's diary in a humorous yet true-to-her-character way. Warning - it's funny!
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Amanda Y. - Complete
The lies my father told me by Kira Krueger reviews
I can't describe it well, so here's the gist...It's in Kathryn's POV post NOES....
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
Proposal by Kira Krueger reviews
This is just a one shot of how I think Freddy proposed to Loretta. Lots of fluff...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
American Idol: Freddy's Gang by Kira Krueger reviews
As name implies, Freddy, Jason, and Chucky as American Idol Judges...What will happen to the contestants as these judges reveiw their preformances?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Life in Crystal Lake by KatPartridge reviews
Follow up to Hush,Mommy's got this one covered. Has Pam's/Don's/and Jason's P.O.V. Plz review, I'll return the favor.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
A Helping Hand by GoldRedeemer reviews
After getting sliced by Ginny in Part 2, Jason stumbles across the home of an old man before killing Edna and her husband, Harold.
Friday the 13th - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
The Kill by Kira Krueger reviews
This is just a random conversation set after Freddy VS. Jason...I own nothing.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
The Prince and the Rebel by ArtemisMS reviews
AU Renji x Byakuya ... It's tough being the only living heir to the Kuchiki throne. It's even tougher being a rebel sent to kidnap one.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,225 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Strange Days: An alternate tale of Saw II by Pope Of The Doors reviews
An alternate tale of Saw II, set after Amanda awakens, and before Gus gets his head blown off.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Too Drunk to F by Fairy Laughing reviews
Skwiski. Set during Dethwedding. Toki's drunk and the band needs to go on stage, but Skwisgaar has a way to sober him up on time to perform.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Snape's Fart by Lico-chan reviews
What happens when Snape's farted? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews
He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Skwisgaar's Habit by Spurnine reviews
Metalocalypse fic Skwisgaar, alone, remembers his childhood, with something several degrees below fondness.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Camp Crystal Lake by AResidentGhost reviews
an ongoing collection of poems set in and around Crystal Lake
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 2/17/2004
A Cross Between Two Evils by Kohaku the Warrior reviews
Freddy meets girl, girl dislikes Freddy with a great passion trouble follows. M4safty.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/14/2005
Family Counselling by Darkness Takes Over reviews
Freddy Krueger and his daughter Katherine are grudgingly brought together in a one to one therapy group with a Family Psychiatrist. Will they be able to put their hostile differences behind them? Let the insanity ensue. please review
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,914 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger - Complete
Michael's Christmas by Liz The Ripper reviews
I had to be the first to write a Halloween X-mas fic, and I succeeded. In this pitiful tale, Michael is visited by a very annoying girl bearing presents. Um.. I SWEAR the girl isn't me... cough
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/25/2003
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When Winter Comes reviews
Emma's never really been all that great at keeping her mouth shut, anyway. Swan Queen, lawyer AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
20 Ways to Annoy Marcus reviews
Just me, Annoying the most boring character in Twilight. EDIT: beware of careless grammar mistakes and stupid comebacks. Made this when I was very young.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009
I'm Not Gonna Do It! reviews
Little One-Shot I Thought About While Watching Saw III. Rated T
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
An Old Tale From Old Grandma Bailey reviews
Old Grandma Bailey tells a story about her younger days with Jason. Involves potatoes. Rated T
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009