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Well, let's just say that I'm an over-obsessed Twilight fan. And my favorite ship of all time is... Alice/Jasper! YAY! Haha. They are the cutest couple in the world!! Fosho.

Favorite Alice/Jasper quotes:

1) "Where's Alice?" I asked Edward anxiously.
He looked at the granola bar he was slowly pulverizing between his fingertips while he answered. "She's with Jasper."
"Is he okay?"
"He's gone away for a while."
"What? Where?"
Edward shrugged. "Nowhere in particular."
"And Alice, too," I said with quiet desperation. Of course, if Jasper needed her, she would go. (New Moon)

2) "That's the second reason of course, the reason I couldn't say to Jasper. Because if they're there and the Volturi kill Edward, they'll fight them. Bella." She opened her eyes and stared at me, beseeching. "If there were any chance we could win… if there were a way that the four of us could save my brother by fighting for him, maybe it would be different. But we can't, and, Bella, I can't lose Jasper like that." I realized why her eyes begged for my understanding. She was protecting Jasper, at our expense, and maybe at Edward's, too. I understood, and I did not think badly of her. I nodded. (New Moon)

3) Alice sighed silently and stood, taking her tray of food - her prop, as it were - with her and leaving him alone. She knew when he'd had enough of her encouragement. Though Rosalie and Emmett were more flagrant about their relationship, it was Alice and Jasper who knew each other's every mood as well as their own. As if they could read minds, too - only just each other's. (Midnight Sun draft)

4) Jasper was the first one I saw—he didn't seem to see me at all. His eyes were only for Alice. She went quickly to his side; they didn't embrace like other couples meeting there. They only stared into each others faces, yet, somehow, the moment was so private that I still felt the need to look away. (New Moon)

5) Alice and Jasper laughed in harmony, soprano and bass. (Eclipse)

6) "Alice!" Jasper's voice whipped, and then he was right behind her, his hands curling over hers, loosening them from their grip on the table. Across the room, the door swung shut with a low click. (Twilight)

7) "And then Alice and Jasper's is the most…mystical. They just are together, and have been from before they even met. They are not complete without each other–and never were. That's what makes them different from the other couples, they "never were." They were already not-whole before they met, waiting for each other." (PC#9)

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Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promises, Promises by NyteRock reviews
Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Complete Nutter by dracosgem reviews
Draco Malfoy had several theories regarding the witch who was storming around his office like a fire breathing Heliopath…but, ultimately, he had managed to narrow it down to this one, final conclusion: Hogwarts' brightest witch was a complete nutter...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,718 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Waiting for Twilight by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pour Toute L'eternité reviews
Alice's story before she became a part of the Cullen family. Her journey of self-discovery, gaining a conscious, and falling in love with the man she was destined to meet. Rating changed to M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,306 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper