Author has written 1 story for Misc. Books, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
Okay, uh... I like music and drawing and writing (obviously) and... this is going nowhere.
(downs a can of soda in almost record time)
Hola, name's Reagan (pronounced ray-gahn)- and yeah, I was named after president Ronald Reagan. I was born on September 19th (I won't put the year for obvious reasons), I'm 5' 3", I have green-blue eyes that change colors regularly, my hair is currently dyed red but will be dyed black before Halloween '09.
I AM AN AVATARD AND PROUD OF IT!!
"Human is a state of mind, not a state of being." -me
Cartoons (not mine)!!: Avatar: The Last Airbender; Spongebob; Invader Zim; Speed Racer The Next Generation; Danny Pantom; As Told By Ginger; Ben 10; Ben 10: Alien Force; Scooby Doo; Storm Hawks; Rocket Power; Code Lyoko; Animaniacs; Magic School Bus; My Life As A Teenage Robot; Fairly Odd Parents; Sabrina: The Animated Series; Codename: Kids Next Door; Teen Titans; Winx Club; Kim Possible; etc.
Books (not mine)!!: Artemis Fowl (whole series, including TAFF and the GN's); Secrets Of Droon (whole series); Harry Potter (whole series);The Underland Chronicles; The Young Wizards Series; A Series Of Unfortunate Events (whole series); Witch Week; The Girl With The Silver Eyes; Escape To Witch Mountain (and its sequel); The Theif Lord; Half Moon Investigations; The Spiderwick Chronicles (whole series); etc.
"On one hand, you want to lock me in a closet, which is totally malicious. On the other hand, you asked first. Hmm... Hilarity Ensues." -Mr. Collier
1933 - 2006
Beloved Actor, Father, and Husband
We will remember you.
Leaves from the vine,
Falling so slow,
Like fragile, tiny shells,
Drifting in the foam,
Little soldier boy,
Comes marching home,
Brave soldier boy
Come marching home.
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"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes." -Lord Helmet, Spaceballs
Why is the rum gone?- Jack Sparrow.
I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. - Jack Sparrow.
"We're being led by an idiot with a crayon." -Commander Root, Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months" Oscar Wilde
"I do not suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it." Edgar Allen Poe
"And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do," but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?" - Eddie Izzard, Dressed to Kill
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. This will throw Life into a state of confusion as it wonders, "How the fck did you do that?"" - AvatarKiba on DeviantArt
"...when life gives you lemons, you steal oranges from your neighbor."- ShirtlessZuko on DeviantArt
“I hear voices and they don’t like you.”
Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity
Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot
People are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together
"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. She said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music. (This is why MP3 players were created.)
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
I thought I was stupid, before I met you.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I am NOT saying your stupid... I'm just implying it.
Crazy is a location, not an adjective.
Every once in a while, declare peace--it confuses the hell out of your enemies.
“God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs.”, “Dinosaurs, eat man… Woman inherits the earth.” –Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler; Jurassic Park
"I would like it if the voices shut up every once and awhile. The one that speaks only Russian is starting to piss me off." — ?
"This week, life gave me lemons, and I didn't make lemonade." --Trend a la Crème
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
Marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. -Gandhi
Never say die. I've tried, and it doesn't actually make people die. (Tom McCudden, Durham, N.C.)
It takes a village to raise a child to hate all of the people in the next village.
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Yeah, I’m a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet
Man: Is this seat empty?
All right, Brain, I don't like you... and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
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