Race: Human...I think
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Karate, Swimming
Favourite Colours: Black, Silver, Dark Red, Purple, Green
Favourite Artists/Bands: Paramore, Cascada, PINK!, Evanescence, Three doors down, Breaking Benjamin, 3 days grace, Garbage, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Rogue Traders, Destiny's Child and The Veronicas
Favourite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, Death Note, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Vampire Knight, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Gundam Wing A/C, Beyblade, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, and Zoids
Favourite Books: Harry Potter Series, Twilight...and the rest, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Deltora Quest 1, 2 and 3, The Immortals, The Hobbit, Darren Shan Chronicles, Goosebumps...ugh there's no way I'm gunna type forty of more titles.
Favourite Movies: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Lord of the Rings, Two Towers, Saw...most of them, DOA, Wanted, Prince Caspian, The Matrix, Merlin, Mists of Avalon...yada yada yada
Favourite T.V Series: TrueBlood! Simpsons, Vampire Diaries, Merlin, Neighbours, Charmed, Futurama, Numbers, NCIS, House, Various Warner Bros...
1) Who are your favourite character(s)? Naruto, Itachi, Kakashi, Sasuke, Tsunade and Shikamaru
2) Who is your favourite pairing(s)? FemNaru/Itachi
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi.
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. the entire Naruto series, all the movies up to bonds, and I have that in subbed as well. I also have the waterfall and clover missions, a forehead protector, a mangekyou necklace, Tsunade's necklace...
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Probably Kiba
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Definitely KibaHina
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru without a doubt
9) Which team is your favourite? Team 7
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) nope
11) Do you support the Yondaime is Naruto's father theory? Duh
12) Your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi hands down
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke...for the most part.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yep
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? It’s debatable...but I don't feel like debating it
17) Sub or dub? Dub
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura for the first part and Pro-Sakura for Shippuden
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Hilarious...oh wait that's not an option...I guess I'll stick with funny then.
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course I do
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? VILOENT SHUDDER
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku...duh
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome...in a weird way
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Hinata...if she was more like Anko *evil grin*
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Definitely
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yes
27) Do you like lemons? Of course
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No...Mum just knows I like it
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Some
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes. My Brother
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Nope
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Not really
37) Do you support the Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader theory? Nope
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Nope i just look at it.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? In a way
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Most likely
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Nope
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
(Name/nick name): Jess
1. Your real name: Jessica
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Sesxijac
3. Your Gangster name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Jesizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav colour and fav animal): Silver Tiger
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Shailee Enfield
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Grije
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav colour, fav drink): Purple Cruiser
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Lea Lindsey
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Coco
1. Your Rock Star name (First pet & current car): Shep Festiva
2. Your Gangster name (Fav ice cream flavour, favourite cookie): Vanilla Anzac
3. Your Fly Guy/Girl name (First initial of first name, first three letters of your last name): Jgri
4. Your Detective name (Favourite colour, favourite animal): Silver Tiger
5. Your Soap Opera name (Name of Fave Actor/Actress, Your Fave country): Emma Australia
6. Your Star Wars name (The first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first): GRJESS
7. Superhero name: ("The" + 2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): The Purple Cruiser
8. Stripper name: (The name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy): Stitch Mentos
9. Witness Protection name: (mother's first 2 letters of first name & father's first 2 letters of first name): Shda
10. TV Weather Anchor name: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) ?/
11. Spy name: (Your favourite season/holiday, flower): Winter Lily
12. Cartoon name: (Favourite fruit, design of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y"): Mango Avellay
13. Hippy name: (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree): Wheat Sakura
14. Your Rock Star Tour name: ("The" + Your fav hobby/craft, fav weather element + "Tour"): The Writing Lightning tour
15. Maniac name: (Favourite character + Adjective that describes you best + 2 or 3 last letters of your country/state): Kisukequietlia
16. Anime name: (First 3 letters of favourite sound + last letter of 2nd favourite sound + "ie" or "y" or "ia"): Ackoia
Sayings...for shirts or otherwise...mostly shirts:
The voices in my head say you have mental problems
I will not obey the voices in my head
I do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it
I hate nothing...just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns
If life hands you limes...make a martini
You’re just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you
Sarcasm in your body’s natural defence against stupidity
I’m nobody...nobody’s perfect...so I’m BETTER THEN YOUUUUU
Stupidity killed the cat curiosity was blamed
I’m not random I just have many thoughts
I hear voices and they don’t like you
Mirrors don’t talk...and luckily for you they don’t laugh
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity
Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re an idiot
Damn straight I’m good in bed...I can sleep for days
It wasn’t me
Better to sleep on what you intend to do...then to stay awake over what you’ve done.
Try? There is no try. Do or do not.
Smile. It confuses people
Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible
With a face like yours, who’d want to be human?
Speaking is not communication
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver, so make my day golden and colour it with silver.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up
Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs
It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice
It’s the little voices that tell me to go SHOPPING!
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Work interests me; I could just sit and watch it all day long
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell
Borrow money from pessimists... they don't expect it back
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some of them just don't have film!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'you can't fire me - I quit’
The trouble with life is there's no background music
Remember, today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday
Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark
When I was born, I was so surprised; I didn't talk for a year and a half
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty
Man has will, but woman has her way
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window
Start every day with a smile and get it over with
The road to success is always under construction
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives
Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more
I never cease to be dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe
The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces
In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this
We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
It's mind over matter. If i don't mind you, then you don't matter
When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Death is hereditary
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. YAY!!
Big girls don't cry- we get even
I’m rubber, you’re glue, and whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to YOU!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird
Parents spend three years teaching kids how to stand up and speak, and the rest of their lives telling them to sit down and shut up.
I came, I saw, I kicked their asses.
Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else.
Don’t judge a book by its movie.
Do you have an off button?
Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.
I’m bringing Sexy back!
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn't mean they aren’t out to get you!
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Truth is always stranger than fiction.
Death is but a door...it swings both ways.
I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
Order is for the stupid, true geniuses live in chaos.
Death is for those with nothing better to do.
In the end the world as we know it doesn’t exist.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.
They didn't let me out; they just gave me a day pass!
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
A day without sunshine, is like, night.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
BAD COP! NO DONUT!
Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"
Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines!
Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.
Elvis has left the planet.
Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.
Horn broken: watch for Finger!
I have the body of a God...Buddha...
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”
333 I’m only half evil
Don’t take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent
I don’t have a drinking problem; I get drunk I pass out no problem.
Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.
I don’t play dumb, I always lose.
Nuttier then a fruitcake
Right now I've got amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
Cancer cures smoking.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I bet I can stop gambling.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Your kid may be an honour student but you're still an idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
Vegetarians taste better.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
Elvis shot JFK.
So many people...so few comets
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
You non-conformists are all alike.
Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.
Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.
Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."
Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Spandex: A privilege, not a right.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.
Dyslexics of the world unite!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock.
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Follow your dream...Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.
Forecast for tonight: dark.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.
I don't get even, I get odder.
If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.
If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.
I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.
My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.
Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good
If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough
Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery
For Sale: Parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't need him/her again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
A true friend stabs you in the front
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.
I take a simple view of living. It is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.
They condemn what they do not understand
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods.
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below.
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Hate, a kind of love given to people who are dumb.
Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.
If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)
When you stressed just... YODEL!
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone real special to make you cry with tears in your eyes.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!
Take candy, not drugs.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
Caution: water on road during rain.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...
If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
Even the best fall down sometimes.
Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.
A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
Live your life with arms wide open; you never know what might be thrown at you...
I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.
I'm not random; I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Please: Don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Weapon of choice, Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!
Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!
Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!
Elmo watches you from your closet.
People who say guns kill are silly. I'd be pretty freaked out to see a gun running down the road shooting everyone!
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are really random put this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, sparky-chan123, hittocerebattosai, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, mystickitsune92
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image, five fingers and a palm. Skin colour doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.
If Fan fiction to you is what Face book is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone that should be run over by a bus put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile.
If you read crack pairing and crack crossovers put this in your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile. (Jack, Will, her father, Norrington, etc.)
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 that is laughing your ass off.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, mystickitsune92
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!"
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.
If you think that Sasuke completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (Hell yeah!)
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, mystickitsune92
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, Celestial Slytherin- Black, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, mystickitsune92
If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on MySpace is a contest copy this to your profile. (okay, I know what Facebook is, I'm addicted to the games...but what the hell is MySpace?!)
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.
Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
Good friends will say you can do better; BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "seven days..."
"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren't out to get you!!
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
I'm bringing sexy back..." wait when was sexy gone?
If you think that Ichigo Kurosaki's Hollow half deserves more love, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Sosuke Aizen is one of the best manga/anime villains in the history of history, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Gin Ichimaru is one freaky yet awesome bad guy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Kaname Tosen needs to loosen up a bit, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Starrk was one of those Old Western sheriffs you usually saw sleeping on a porch when he was alive, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Barragan Luisenbarn is really the Grim Reaper, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the majority of the male population had bleeding noses when Tia Halibel went into her Release Mode, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Ulquiorra Schiffer and L Lawiet are the same person, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Nnoitora Jiruga needs his huge teeth punched in for attacking Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Grimmjow Jeagerjaques is still alive and can't wait for his return, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Zommari Leroux could have won against Byakuya Kuchiki if he had used his Amor to gain control of his damn head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Szayel Aporro Grantz is the ONLY man who can look good with pink hair, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Aaroniero Arruruerie could have won his fight with Rukia Kuchiki if he hadn't been so damn cocky, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Yammy Rialgo does not deserve to be Cero Espada, copy and paste this on your profile.
When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'has the bus come yet?’ If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.
When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
When people say while watching a film, 'did you see that?’ No Loser, I paid $7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool, and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date, I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) Repost and show you care
2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... (Bold the ones that apply to you)
Don't you miss the good ol' days~?
When on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.