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Joined 08-02-08, id: 1654742, Profile Updated: 05-20-15
Author has written 4 stories for Pikmin, Elder Scroll series, and Total Drama series.

This is my profile. It is very bland. It used to be long, but now it is short. I cut out anything unnecessary.

A little bit about myself: I live in the southern United States. By all accounts, I am a hipster at heart. I'm also an accomplished arguer, and I maintain this title generally by simply being right. I'm of the late teens, it suffices to say that I could buy cigarettes if I had the money. My dream is to one day teach high school English, for reasons that I don't have to justify to you. I have a love for the written word, and that's why I love writing. I specialize in poetry, but I dabble in prose, though I admit I'm better at building plot lines than carrying them out. I am a proud homosexual, and if you disagree with that, I will cut you out of my life in a heartbeat. Or we could debate it. I guarantee you I will win.

I love video games. Specifically, I am an achievement buff, and play games I don't even like just to rack up gamerscore. I also drop games if I have all of their achievements.

Pertaining to this site, I do love Total Drama fanfiction, it's basically the only reason I come here. There's a certain beauty in a show that can take characters with the most cliched personalities and make them interact in a genuine way. These stereotypes also make the characters relatable, and it's an ingenious move to play off of that.

On stories I've written:

Armageddon Journals- I love the concept, but I don't actually play Skyrim anymore. I got all of the 1550 gamerscore on it, so now I don't even take it out of its case. Therefore, I really lost interest in the game, and I have no more inspiration for the story. So, for now, it's on official hiatus.

Pikmin Poetry- It's complete. If I ever get Pikmin 3 I might make more, but I don't even have a Wii U.

Words- I have actually written out the entire next chapter, but I'm not feeling this story. Again, I love the concept, but I don't like my writing style in the story. I will look into maybe rewriting and adding/deleting scenes. Again, good at creating plot lines, less skilled at putting them into play.

Time in Chime- Half done? It's a two-shot, so I'm hoping I can convince myself to finish it sooner rather than later.

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TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Comeback. Forty-four contestants enter this season, veterans and originals, a crowded and wild ride! An impromptu challenge created by the warped mind of Chris Maclean will change everything in TDBG, and the host's cruelty leads to a horrible scenario. A frantic hunt to save someone dear to many begins, with time and participants dropping fast...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 551,451 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Tournament by MinorDisturbance reviews
Chris McLean brings the original 25 contestants back to the island. How dangerous will the challenges get? Will they survive? And most importantly, who's gonna win the new season of Total Drama?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,408 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 8/17/2012
Total Drama Survival by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
After a drop in ratings during season 4, Chris brings back 16 veterans to compete in a new season, this time on a secluded island in the middle of nowhere. Contestants must endure grueling challenges and just surviving each day in the harsh terrain.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,721 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Gwen, Duncan] Trent, Eva - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
One Must Die by Sentimental Semantics reviews
A quest for new land to colonize turns into a slaughter, and as the survivors flee they are unaware that what they have witnessed may cause events that have no known precedent... Updates halted for the purpose of editing-and-overview. I'm sorry, guys.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 86,031 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007
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A Time in Chime reviews
Chime is a kingdom under a curse, all its citizens must speak in verse. None of them seem too averse, but what could be worse? Murders, monsters, and terrors diverse distract people from their rhymes, terse. Rhyming story.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10
Words reviews
The campers are whisked away at night by Chef Hatchet and are taken to an underground complex. Now Chef and Chris are telling them that they're "Chosen," individuals destined to fight for humanity's sake with powers they never knew they had. But the Enemies are already on the offensive, and they're much stronger than any of the Total Drama gang.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013
Armageddon Journals reviews
In the fifth era, Tamriel is devastated by many unknown catastrophes. Now, one Khajiit attempts to put the puzzle together by assembling a massive collection of journals written by a variety of authors. Will she reveal the truth, or will greater powers seek to destroy her?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012
Pikmin Poetry reviews
Some poetry from the views of different characters, showing aspects overlooked by many.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete