linztheblonde
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Wow, I never thought I’d get around to typing this up. I‘ve tried three times now and I just got bored with it and gave up. So here it is.

My name is Linz (pronounced like Lyndsay) and I’m still in school. That’s as close to my age as your going to get. But then again that leaves a lot of years open. I'm a female.

I really think that schools just a way to give parents a break from their kids. School holds no interest for me. Well, the art classes and the writing classes do, but things like science and math bore me to death.

I’ve always been a crazy child. I did weird things, said weirder things, thought even weirder things then the things I said.

Yeah, i drew that pear i use as my icon on here. if you would like to look at my other art or read my random poems/stories that aren't on FanFiction then go to my DevianArt account --> http://linztheblonde.deviantart.com/ Have fun with that.

I'm one of those people who, on occasion, will watch a video on YouTube about why Sasuke loves Sakura and not Naruto and find a way to disagree with EVERY reason they give.

Ummmm, what else….I like socks that have crazy patterns on them. I don’t think I could live without my iPod. I suck at spelling. I have a tendency to fan girl a lot. The little things in life (like leaving comments on my stuff) make me happy and content, as well as the big things.

If I could live anywhere in the world it would either be Tokyo or New York City. There’s just something about the lights and the noise and the restlessness that draws me near big cities like those.

So go and read my story, because you know you want to. You don't even have to bother with all of the stuff below this because it's just some things I stole off of other people's profiles because they amused me. That's not saying you're forbiden to read them, it's just that they really have no point.


Um, yeah, I thought this was kinda kewl:

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


And now I'm bored...so a quiz-thingie!

If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do? Shrug my shoulders and text everyone I know that I was robbed by a hobo.

If you met Sasuke what would you do? Probably pass out. Then wake up and Fangirl until I passed out again. Then I'd wake up again and drag him over to Naruto and force them into a really hot maske out session. Then I'd probably die of Fangirling to much.

If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be? I think if I had to choose just one it would be Kiba, but knowing my I'd be cheating on him with Deidara, Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, Shikamaru, Shino, and almost every other main character and a few minor characters.

If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in? Leaf, but Sand is VERRRRRRYYYYY tempting.

Are you a fangirl? ...noooooooooooo, not at all. Why would you say that? It's not like Naruto's one of the only things I think of all day. And I don't day dream about the characters either. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that is SOOOOO not me. -Sasuke and Naruto suddenly pop up behind me- She lies. That was all total lies!

Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death? ...I really don't like Orochimaru if that's even how uyou spell his name. 'Cause I really don't remember.

What's your absolute favorite couple? SasuNaru!! =)

Shikamaru or Kiba? Both! But Kiba would be my first choice.

Ino or Temari? Temari

Chouji or Lee? ...Wellllllllll, there are times where Lee scares me a LOT, but Chouji's fat...so i choose both agian!

Do you like yaoi? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

What makes you happy? The little things in life.

How old are you? Old enough to know not to put metal in the microwave.

What's the nicest thing you've said all week? IDK

Who did you say that to? ...no clue

Which story did you write that you are proudest of? The one I have published on here. Tie your Laces. I have other stories, I just haven't typede them yet.

What's your goal in fanfiction.net? To read a good SasuNaru FF every day.

Are you a kind person? I guess

If you were a cookie what kind would you be? The type poeple like to eat

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Anyone else think Naruto is more lucky than Sakura?

He is always in Sasuke's mind. - She always gets on Sasuke's nerves.

He is closer to Sasuke than Sakura. - Sasuke never wants to pick a fight with Sakura.

They work well together. - He has to do everything himself.

When getting called a 'loser' he knows Sasuke doesn't always mean it. - Sasuke told Sakura she was annoying and meant it.

He was defeated by Sasuke. - Sasuke only knocked Sakura out.

They both admitted they're best friends. - He hasn't said anything like that to Sakura.

~SasuNaru~- #SasuSaku#

If you do you can copy and paste this into your profile! Yay SasuNaru!


1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms.

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month".

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!".

15) When a classmate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!".

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

25) It's not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall that she takes herself too seriously.

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an experimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


i totally stole this from St. Fang of Boredom (who by the way has the most epic Maximum Ride fanfis ever. i luvz it)

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Withered Flowers by Leif the Lucky reviews
The blonde boy I had cared for and watched grow up looked up at me with tears streaming down his cheeks. "Itachi-sama, just like you always took care of me and saved me, this one time, I wanted to be the one doing the saving. Thank you."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Moments that could last forever by devotedtodreams reviews
Pre-massacre. After leaving their parents arguing with each other, the Uchiha brothers have a peaceful afternoon together. Even if Itachi is distracted by some unwanted thoughts... ItaSasu. Dedicated to SkywardShadow. Will become AU later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,119 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Gold Fishie reviews
It's Christmas day and Kisame drops by to give Itachi his present before he leaves for vacation. But what happens when Itachi doesn't have a gift to give back? KisXIta cute fluffy-ness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Tie Your Laces reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are in kindergarten and Naruto can't tie his shoes. Will Sasuke help him? Will they find Friendship...or more? Well of course! Slight SasuNaru, but only if you think of it that way. FLUFFY! or at least in my opinion
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.