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Joined 08-02-08, id: 1655209, Profile Updated: 12-30-09
Author has written 9 stories for Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, and Twilight.

My Old pen name was Mizz-Emz. It's now Completely Dipendente. Dipendente means addicted in Italian. I just like the word =)

I'm Emily. Hi.

I Love Twilight. And Emmett Cullen. Don't know why, so don't ask me, I just do lol. But I wouldn't chuck Jasper out of bed. Or any of the wolves. Actually, most of the Twilight cast can stay in my bed lol.

Confessions of Georgia Nicholson is of course my first love. It always makes me laugh and I just pick up one of the books when I am down. I adore Dave the Laugh with every bone in my body. Seriously. He is like, the perfect guy.

For those people who read my G.N fics, they are on Hiatus. Permanently. Sorry, I'm a Twilight writer mostly now.
I am of course writing a joint G.N Fic with LaughKittykatForever though when we get round to it :P

I also like Maximum Ride, just because it's cool beyond belief lol. And the Fang/Max romance is deliciously awkward ;).

Horses are my Passion, so beware, if you bring up Horses in a conversation, I am likely to go on some sort of rant. My Horseys are my Babies.

Leave me a review, you guys. Please, reviews are like air to me.

I deleted 2 of my stories, sorry if you read them and liked them, I hated them lol.

Ok, so e-mail me and PM me guys. You all rock. Every last one of you, and I'd love to hear from you, just for a chat :)

Oh, and can I just say, people who make out Emmett is a mindless, stupid idiot, you are getting on my nerves. Emmett Rocks, ok?

Please Read and Review my stories

The Shout out Section =D

For all the wonderful people who listen to me babbling on. I Love you all.

Of course to Megan, we are a team, and a good one at that. Read our story Has the pants ship really sailed or I may be forced to eat you. Find it on Megan's Profile, she's called LaughKittykatforever and is on my Faves =D. We like Saturday night TV, and fighting over Adverts lol. Love you in a VERY Lezzy way Meg =P

Harley Black is the best. I Love her. A lot. I take great pride in reviewing every chapter of every story. "It’s just a simple way of the dog marking his spot without pissing on your leg." The Best Line ever written, as said by the amazing Emmett to Nessie when talking about imprinting. She has the most original, sweet, funny and fabulous ideas on FanFiction, is astonishingly talented, and, is a real genuine, kind person. Please read her stories. She puts her all into them and it would make her (and my) day.

To Jammeke, who I've not spoken to in a while, but our talks on the Dangers of the kitchen really cheered me up when I was down

My Fab Beta for Just Perfect, OhMyEdward472. You're the best Beta a girl could wish for. Thank you.

And Edward-Loves-Me-x, my Fab Cousin Vicky, for introducing me to Twilight. I got her on FanFic in return. Thanks for recommending all the funny FanFics Babe =)

Jessey_0x...Thanks for the Chats =) Hell, we don't talk a lot of sense but it really cheers me up when I see I have a PM from you.

Purple Staplers. I Love you. And so Does my Mum =). Her strange Canadian ways are starting to make sense to me now :D. Big Love!

Earth Kid Tree Hugger. Such a cool dude. Also lets me rant about riding, and is uber-sweet and funny =)

Cocoa987 who writes the most amazing stories. Funny ones. Sweet ones. Sad ones. Check her out! And, she is lovely beyond words too =)

Edwardfanatic101, such an amazing, sweet person who I started a community with. And I love her just for being so...her. She also writes i kick-ass story that I beta for, so go read it, bitches! ;P.

This is my only copy and paste thing, I swear!!

Write 12 of your Fave Book characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Georgia Nicholson (Best Book Character ever created. Still)
2. Rosalie Hale
3. Maximum Ride
4. Emmett Cullen
5. Alice Cullen
6. Jasper Hale
7. Fang
8. Dave the Laugh
9. The Gasman
10. Angel
11. Rosie Mees
12. Bella Cullen

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Jasper and Rosie? No can’t say I have…

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Emmett? Unbelievably, amazingly, fabulously hot. I Love this guy =D

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? It would be a miracle. Bella got Dave Pregnant? It’d be cool but impossible.

4) Do you recall any Fics about Nine? Gazzy? I’m sure there are some, but I’ve not seen any solely about him, more are about the flock as a whole.

5) Would two and six make a good couple? Rosalie and Jasper? That is incest in a way, but I reckon they would actually, yeah.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Alice/Gazzy or Alice/Angel? Neither really, Angel probably, because I think they both have uber-cool powers and would be fabulous friends.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve in an awkward situation? Fang walked in on Rosalie and Bella? Ugh… I’m guessing he would just walk out. He’s cool like that.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. “Max and Angel Fluff. Angel still needs Max, Max still needs Angel, but for how much longer?” Oh, that would be cool…

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Georgia And Dave. Abso-bloody-lutley! The best type of Fluff is Dave/Gee fluff!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort Fic. –Fang and Bella?? ‘Coming to Terms’ Fang is helping Bella to come to terms with being a freak lol

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? –Emmett and Georgia? Ooh, that would be fairly cool. Georgia follows Masimo to America, but at a gig one night sees the mysterious Emmett Cullen, finds him totally hot, he finds her cute and endearing and bob’s your uncle!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three slash? – Max Slash? I bloody well hope not!!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven? –Rosie? Maybe, I don’t know lol

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? – Rose/Emmett/Alice. I’ve actually read some R/Em/A smut before, but I’m not sure about anyone on my friends list.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? –Angel?! She’s only 6 (or 7 if you ask her in “Max” lol), I don’t think she has moments of great passion.

16) If you wrote a song-Fic about eight, what song would you choose? – Dave? Ooh, that's tough... Something about how Gorgeous, sweet and Funny he is? I should write a song about Dave lol.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be? –Georgia, Jasper and Bella? Blimey, I don’t know something along the lines of, “Warning this Fic will be very strange and maybe disturbing.”

18) What might be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? –Angel to use on Rose? Hmm…Not sure about that, but I guess she wouldn’t need a chat up line, because she would just MAKE her do what she wants. Freaky kid lol.

19. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)" "Georgia and Fang are in a happy relationship until Fang runs of with Emmett. Georgia, Broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rosie and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then follows the wise advice of Alice and finds true love with Max. Well, that was disturbing!!

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The Fluff Chronicles reviews
Short One-Shots full of fluff. DavexGee. Maybe some other characters in later chapters. Please Review. I Love you Guys
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Dave, Georgia N.
Bella and Emmett's Songs reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The ebay Obsession reviews
What happens when Rosalie discovers the wonder that is...e-bay. Oh yes, I really did write a one-shot about that :P. Please review. x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Your Version Of Forever reviews
Jacob dies of Cancer, breaking Bella's heart. 12 Letters, designed to help her through the next year. Will it work, or will it only stop Bella from Healing? Please Review. Based loosly on PS, I Love You
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Love Like That reviews
Emmett loves Conner, his brother. Rosalie loves Royce, her long term boyfriend. This is the story of how they meet, and, after a few twists and turns, fall in love. Em/R, AH, Lemon/s in later chapters and some violence. Please Review x
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
My camel only holds 2 people reviews
Please read the authors note so you know whats going on. Jools and Rollo have a cool surprise planned for the ace gang and their boy type fandangos...Review if you love me or if you don't . x
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,883 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Twilight: IPod Shuffle Challenge reviews
5 Songs. 5 Short Stories. Read inside for all the gory deatils lol.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
The Name's Biscuit reviews
Dave's P.O.V of after SITNOP, not directly after though if you get me. I'm not giving anything away yet, you'll have to read it. Please R&R.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
You know you're Obsessed with Georgia when reviews
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008
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