Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.
profiles are overrated. especially those long-winded ones with copypasta'd poems about "the perfect boyfriend" or unborn babies and picture references to an object that was mentioned for one line in some two-bit story. I mean, the best ones have those "pick 12 of your favorite characters" memes. I love those!
my pen name is ridiculously long, yes. no, it has nothing to do with the shapeshifter/wolves whatever they are now. in fact, it's from an entirely different series that I've been a fan of that's much (much * 10^10) better than Twilight.
I don't do much in regards to the wolves, ironically enough, but I like screwing around with the Twilight canon because, frankly, it stinks. particularly in regards to Bella - horrible, horrible character in my honest and humble opinion. I really can't stand her (or whatever original character mary-sues are made to replace her) in any form, even if she's totally OOC/a disguised author self-insert (which is actually ironic considering that's what she started as!).
So basically, yes, I do hate Twilight (nowadays it's more like tolerhate)... but I love the (good, decent, well-mannered) fans and (well-written) fan fiction of this fandom. some of you guys on here are seriously talented writers, so much that I'm jealous! so here I am, a sick, twisted, anti-thesis of original myself, who originally posted a (now deleted - I do that a lot) story about a much more evil Renesmee because I wanted to fix this poor, unfortunate, mishandled story. hell, I even like Nessie better than Bella because I wasn't obliged to Nessie's inner thoughts for four books straight. plus, Nessie has a lot of potential in fandom. Edward, on the other hand, is semi-tolerable for reasons I currently cannot define at this moment, lol. I think the only character that ranks lower than Bella on my hate!list is Alice, oddly enough.
if you're a fan of my work and you notice I update so very rarely, it's because I'm lazy, but also because I have work, school, and otherwise life interrupting at all times, so I'm sorry if I can't crank out chapters every so-or-so days like the rest of those writers. :/
things that are awesome but also Twilight-y in flavor:
(and the middle name is gonna be baseball!)